THE DEBT 💰🔪
Debt Guy had a problem. Wait—no, scratch that—Debt Guy had ALL the problems. 😃💸 His loans? Bigger than his will to live. His father? Hospitalized. His creditors? One week away from playing ‘Harvest the Organs.’
So what does our genius boy do? 🧠✨ He hatches a brilliant (read: horrifically terrible) plan—
☠️ Dad dies = insurance payout = bye-bye debt ☠️
But he’s not about to get his hands dirty. Enter: Cap Guy. 🧢👀
Debt Guy: "10 million won. Kill my dad. Sunday. You in?"
Cap Guy: "😏 Say less."
BUT PLOT TWIST 🫨—Dad dies on FRIDAY. 😐 Before the murder even happens.
Now, Debt Guy, being the absolute rocket scientist he is 🚀, tells Cap Guy, "Oh, uh… my dad just, uh, went to the countryside! But here’s 2 million won for your courage. 😅"
Cap Guy, an actual con artist, is like:
“Oh? Interesting. Too bad I already KNOW he’s dead. Also, I recorded this convo. 30 million won, or I ruin your life. 😎🎥”
Debt Guy: 😨😨😨 (Cue internal screaming)
His solution? Obviously. Kill Cap Guy. Because why NOT?
THE DOCTOR AND THE DEAD 🚑💀
Friday night. 🍷🌙 KM Doc, a prestigious medical professional (who makes atrocious life choices), is out with Sidechick, a hottie from his high school. A few drinks. A shady motel. Bad decisions. You know the drill.
Then, driving completely plastered, 💀🚗 BOOM. Roadkill.
Guess who?
Debt Guy’s dad. 🤡
What do they do?
A) Call the police 🚔 (HAHAHAHA NO)
B) Stuff the body into the trunk like it's a bag of groceries 🛒✔️
They go with B.
And just when they think they’re safe—Gyeok ROLLS UP ON A BICYCLE. A. BICYCLE. 🚲💀
KM Doc: "Listen, man, this is not what it looks like."
Gyeok: "This exactly what it looks like. Also… how much will you pay me to shut up? 🤑"
KM Doc: losing at life "Fine. Just take the money and go."
HAHA. IF ONLY.
Now, KM Doc is getting BLACKMAILED. AND his Sidechick dumped him. Rough. 😬
Solution? KILL GYEOK. 🚨 (Seriously, why do these people think murder is Plan A???)
Sidechick, actually having a brain cell, is like, "Nah, let’s just flip the blackmail on him with a secret recording. Easy peasy. 🎤📼"
BUT GUESS WHAT? Gyeok plays 4D chess while everyone else is playing Tic-Tac-Toe. 😎
KM Doc finds the black box footage - AND BAM! PLOT TWIST! Gyeok had thrown the old man onto the road FIRST. IT WAS A SETUP. 🤯📽️
Then, just as KM Doc is piecing things together—
He drinks the coffee. ☕😵
Aaaand collapses.
Sidechick & Gyeok smirk. 😏 Their real plan?
🚗 Carbon monoxide poisoning! Junkyard! No more KM Doc!
BUT WAIT - our boy pulls an acupuncture self-resurrection move 💉💀 (Yes, that’s a thing now). HE ESCAPES! 🏃♂️
And then—💥 Gyeok runs him over. 🚗💨 But he STILL DOESN’T DIE. (Dude, take the hint and just go into witness protection at this point.)
So they set his house on fire to stage a suicide. 🔥🏠
BUT THEN. Sidechick, ever the opportunist, is like,
"Hmmm, what if I just kill Gyeok instead? 🤔🔪"
Gyeok, being two steps ahead ALWAYS, goes, "Lmao nice try," and kills her first. 😎💀
He loots KM Doc’s house, finds a photo of KM doc's marriage, and just when things couldn’t get worse - KM Doc’s Wife arrives. 🚪👀
Wife: sees flaming disaster 🔥 "…Nope. I’m out." 🚶♀️
House burns. Gyeok disappears into the night like a cryptid.
THE NURSE’S REVENGE 😡💉
Nurse had trauma. The kind you don’t just "walk off." 😤💀 Years ago, she was assaulted by three classmates. Two are already dead. The last one? Still out there.
THEN BOOM. A burn patient arrives at the hospital. 🔥🩹
Guess who?
🚨 HER EX. THE THIRD RAPIST. 🚨
Knife in hand. She’s READY. 😡🔪
But she hesitates. He doesn’t recognize her. And somehow, that makes it worse.
Flashback: Gyeok becomes Cap Guy, now full-time homeless overlord, meets Debt Guy. The First Night.
Debt Guy: pulls out a knife "This time, I’m winning."
Cap Guy: casually dodges "Bro. I HAVE CANNIBAL FRIENDS. You were dinner last time, I just let you live for the drama." 🍽️😋
TWIST: Debt Guy was the third rapist. 🤡
Cap Guy: "Anyway, time to burn you alive. 🔥"
House burns. Cap Guy gets burned too. Karma? Maybe.
THE FINAL ACT 🤯💀
WAIT A MINUTE.
The hospital burn patient?? Not Debt Guy. Not the rapist. Not KM doc.
IT’S CAP GUY. 🧢🔥
Nurse: "Oh, I am SO stabbing this man." 🔪😡
Oppa Doc: "Babe, please." 🙏
She stabs him instead. WHOOPS. 😅💉
Meanwhile, the loan sharks, still waiting on their money, abduct Cap Guy - thinking he’s Debt Guy. 😂
Their solution?
🫀 Organ Harvesting Time! 🫀
And who’s the doctor doing the surgery?
OPPA DOC. 😱💀
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THE END. 🎭🔥
MORAL OF THE STORY:
1️⃣ Don’t take out loans from loan sharks.
2️⃣ Don’t trust ANYONE.
3️⃣ If you see Cap Guy, RUN. 🚲💨