Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me eloped with my sister 16 years ago, and because of that I never got the chance to meet her. *sob*... Tee-hee.

the person above me is james bond

The person above me lost the will to live when i bested her in a one on one match of sepak tarwa

the person above me began falling around 3 o clock yesterday and didn't stop till this morning. And even though i shoveled her off me drive way twice yesterday she is still completely covering it today. Also she began blowing at 30mph and has dropped the tempture by 20 degrees. Also she stumbed my toe when i got up this morning

hmmm I think you three are in cahoots while i am away! and this 3 people above me stoles my new stinky socks hahahahahaha:p[I need to revive my socks-line];):p meowwwwwwww

the person above never ever give me a chance to be happy coz shes a grumpy Dr. Magoo...

hahaha the person above me so ruthless

the person above me is the gangster actor in the movie godfather.