Painting Heart Expert Episode 1

I'm not really a smoker.

It was a dark and gloomy night... and there's a guy floating on a cloud. It's the dark version of Nimbus Goku.

There are evil goblins about, but I'm not sure if they're evil goblins, or just Halloweeners wearing very obvious goblin masks and are being misunderstood as the bad guys.

Crap is flying everywhere. So the Halloweeners are the bad guys, and they're duking it out with the Taoists in the dalmatian robes.

lolol the pointy robes make them look like KKK members.

How can the bad guys see anything with all that black smoke always in their way? Guy must have 20/20 eyesight.

How can I see anything with all that black smoke on my screen? What is even happening? I think a battle is going on but I'm not sure.

Run little Huan! Run! And then bad guy Smokey follows her. He catches up to her and decides to destroy property randomly for a bit just because he can.

The doctors just did a bro handshake, thumb battle and all. I don't know what to think.

That is a neat contraption for shelves. They have a pretty cool looking apothecary.

The master of the house thinks his wife is kookoo in the head because she keeps singing and dancing. Sometimes, a girl just wants to sing and dance ok?

So the doctor and his apprentice created a sigil that summons coins... and children? Demon children!
Then the guy asks the children to go steal stuff. Law abiders they are not.

Huan's magical hairpin is a bluetooth.

The apprentice is so sleazy.

After the wife is cured of her loco... she sings and dances. I think her loco came back.
I think she's crazy simply for that atrocious makeup.

The black cat is the embodiment of evil. Got it. We got some Horror Story shit going on here.
(the kitty is pretty cute)

The other wife is in league with Frankenkkkluxer. Oh snap!

--There's a pretty girl just walking down the street
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do
She looked good(looked good)
She looked fine(looked fine)---

Of course the sleazy apprentice almost has his eyes falling out of his head for the lady. Wait, one of these guys isn't the lead is he? *side eyes this whole production*
I think I just got a shot of what is supposedly the doctor's butt crack. This is not the kind of fan service I'm looking for. (The birthmark is located close to his bum)

It's bad guy time again, which means a large portion of my screen is will be covered in black smoke... and it seems a liberal use of the the blur function.

*******

So I went and re-watched the intro, and yes, one of these guy (the doctor) is the male lead.

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