A Dog and a Plane Episode 10

Let me keep going. I would say he's being…

Let me keep going. I would say he's being dramatic because I feel they just got together, but bro has been waiting for a minute, so this is not dramatic. But I'm so gagged with the hair. I don't know what we're doing. I'm sorry, I'm actually so gagged. I'm shaking. I'm gonna start crying. That was so fucking funny. Once again, gonna say this. How do I apply? What job do I have to apply for on LinkedIn to make the presentations for these fucking things? They are so fucking funny. Hello, marriage, even though we literally got engaged 10 minutes ago. Are they another married couple under GMTV's belt? Love to see it. There is something about these flight attendants that would rather date EMTs than pilots. Because why are we both flight attendants dating EMTs? I went to that because we both got cheated on by the same man. I'd be so irritated if someone started heckling me at my wedding. Hey, so this guy's having a seizure. We have so many EMTs and everyone is just standing there. Telling your good friend that you're gonna only get his wedding only to fuck your boyfriend is actually insane. Fucking in the EMT van after your wedding went completely wrong is a new level of down bad. Tay always looks like he wants new so bad, and New just looks at him like, okay, who even are you, babe? wE ARE SO DOWN BADDD I AM SO GAGGED AT THE 4TH WALL BREAK. tAHT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN AND BECAUSE OF THAT I WILL GIVE IT A 9.5 OKAY BYE!

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