TNP Will win the lottery then go buy an almost-endless supply of asian porn films (read: clips of drama "kiss" scenes) to entertain themselves over christmas, which will result in aliens who are spying on them dying over the cheesiness of "oh-so-believable" displays of affection
Btw In a game of "Who's most likely to..." Ppl pointed at me as most likely to have a foot fetish. Ha ha! Allthough it seems ppl like to accuse me of having such fetish it seems, it actually is a lie :p