Tpam loves to eat cotton balls
tpam eats cockroaches at every meal
tpam never lie
tpam has worm spaghetti cravings behind their partner's back every so days
Tpam is a genuinely good person
tpam is a good cooker
TPAM just finished robbing a bank
tpam is a stalker
tpam stole a bar of chocolate last year
TPAM didn't take a shower today
TPAM eats cereal with water
tpam likes going to disneyland
tpam cancels celebrities on twitter
tpam loves horror movies
TPAM just stole my peanut butter and mayo sandwich.
