TPAM's booty hair wraps around their leg
The person above me stole a national treasure
Tpam kidnapped the Queen of England
Tpam was kidnapped by extra-terrestrials who all look like Fabio.
Tpam doesn;t drink water
Tpam has 100 years old
tpam is a serial killer.
Tpam is a robot
Tpam sleeps naked xD
Tpam is a baby
Tpam hides animals
Tpam owns 100 pairs of shoes
tpam has a habit of bathing in peanut butter!
Tpam is a mermaid
Tpam got married