The MAgic Soda Vendor!

You get blanket covered in dog hair *insert left pinkie toe*

You get Ferris Bueller *insert root beer*

you get a pencil *insert a pair of shoes*

you get sunscreen *insert a used tissue*

you get a crowd of guys protecting you from the sun wherever you go :P *insert lemonade*

:P lol, you get a very old and annoyed elder :D *insert an empty water bottle*

you get a complete DVD box of Glee ^^ *insert some tests with not so good scores*