Once upon a sleepless night in the chaotic world of CP fans, there lived two certified clowns——Restless and Yuan Xizhai.
The names alone said everything: Restless hadn’t had a full night’s sleep since their idol first blinked in a promo video, and Yuan Xizhai was basically running on 1% battery since 2021 but still somehow posting 89 theories per hour.
every night at 3 a.m., while normal people were peacefully dreaming, Restless would send Yuan Xizhai a voice note: “BRO. I JUST SAW THEM BREATHING IN THE SAME RHYTHM IN EPISODE 12. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. SOULMATES CONFIRMED.”
Yuan Xizhai, who was already awake editing a 37-slide PowerPoint titled ‘Evidence They Shared the Same Chopsticks in 2022’, would reply: “CALM DOWN. I already zoomed in. Same air, same destiny. Bro, I think they even inhaled love together.”
The two of them fed off each other’s delusions like instant noodles. One blink? A signal. One laugh? A wedding vow. Accidentally standing next to each other? Divorce papers already signed with every other co-star.
Their group chat history was basically:
02:14 a.m. – Restless: “BRO THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER FOR 0.0003 SECONDS.”
02:15 a.m. – Yuan Xizhai: “SHUT UP I’M SCREENSHOTTING.”
02:16 a.m. – Both: already planning the honeymoon itinerary for their idols in Paris.
Of course, their lack of sleep made everything 10x worse. One day, Restless swore he saw their idols wearing matching socks. Yuan Xizhai zoomed in and proved it was actually just pixel noise. But did they stop? NO. They concluded it was a secret Morse code message for the fandom.
Another time, after 48 hours of no rest, Yuan Xizhai confidently posted on the timeline: “Breaking news: They are secretly married. Evidence? Look at the shadow in this blurry reflection on a car window.”
Restless backed it up immediately: “YES BRO. Even their shadows have chemistry. Our eyes can’t lie!”
The fandom started calling them the “Delulu Duo,” but secretly everyone waited for their updates, because who else would notice the 3 frames per second hidden glances in a 2-hour livestream?
The tragic comedy was that neither of them could rest. even when they tried, they dreamed about compiling receipts. Restless once woke up screaming: “BRO I DREAMT THEY SHARED A SPOON!” and Yuan Xizhai, instead of telling him to chill, added it to their Google Doc of ‘Undeniable Proof.’
and so the legend continues: two sleep-deprived bromance fans, hyping each other into higher levels of delusion, surviving purely on caffeine, screenshots and blind faith.
becoz in their world, bromance wasn’t just bromance..it was destiny, conspiracy, and a full-time job.
Well, we didn't get anything, but at least we can say that VoS could come out between 2025 and 2026.At least we…
to avoid getting hurt while waitin. it’s better not to expect too much, coz hopin too much can be painful. let’s just set it in stone that this will be released in 2045 not 2025😭
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fans spam hearts everywhere
restless:
“i like them but why so tired lol maybe take a permanent break 🤭”
savge jyri:
“here comes rest-less wifi again. log out, let your router breathe”
fan_1: 💀 not rest-less wifi
---
restless:
“i’m a fan! just giving honest thoughts 🙄”
jyri:
“fan? more like stress-less. no stress embarrassing yourself daily”
fan_2: 😭😭😭 i can’t
---
restless:
“ok ok drag me, still supporting”
jyri:
“supporting? only drama. new name: guest-less. nobody invited you 🎉”
fan_3: 💀💀💀 help
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restless:
“lmao whatever, keep barking jyri”
jyri:
“barking? call you fetch-less. can’t bring 1 valid point 🐶😂”
fan_1: 🤣🤣🤣 on the floor
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restless:
“still part of fandom ✌️”
jyri:
“last rename: clue-less. no clue. go write essay in notes and cry 💅✨”
fans: 🍿🍿🍿 standing ovation 👏👏👏
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📌 score:
restless → wifi-less, stress-less, guest-less, fetch-less, clue-less
jyri → new sherif of the comsec 💅
fans → dying of laughter
happy 5k watchers🥳🤸♀️
The names alone said everything: Restless hadn’t had a full night’s sleep since their idol first blinked in a promo video, and Yuan Xizhai was basically running on 1% battery since 2021 but still somehow posting 89 theories per hour.
every night at 3 a.m., while normal people were peacefully dreaming, Restless would send Yuan Xizhai a voice note:
“BRO. I JUST SAW THEM BREATHING IN THE SAME RHYTHM IN EPISODE 12. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. SOULMATES CONFIRMED.”
Yuan Xizhai, who was already awake editing a 37-slide PowerPoint titled ‘Evidence They Shared the Same Chopsticks in 2022’, would reply:
“CALM DOWN. I already zoomed in. Same air, same destiny. Bro, I think they even inhaled love together.”
The two of them fed off each other’s delusions like instant noodles. One blink? A signal. One laugh? A wedding vow. Accidentally standing next to each other? Divorce papers already signed with every other co-star.
Their group chat history was basically:
02:14 a.m. – Restless: “BRO THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER FOR 0.0003 SECONDS.”
02:15 a.m. – Yuan Xizhai: “SHUT UP I’M SCREENSHOTTING.”
02:16 a.m. – Both: already planning the honeymoon itinerary for their idols in Paris.
Of course, their lack of sleep made everything 10x worse. One day, Restless swore he saw their idols wearing matching socks. Yuan Xizhai zoomed in and proved it was actually just pixel noise. But did they stop? NO. They concluded it was a secret Morse code message for the fandom.
Another time, after 48 hours of no rest, Yuan Xizhai confidently posted on the timeline:
“Breaking news: They are secretly married. Evidence? Look at the shadow in this blurry reflection on a car window.”
Restless backed it up immediately:
“YES BRO. Even their shadows have chemistry. Our eyes can’t lie!”
The fandom started calling them the “Delulu Duo,” but secretly everyone waited for their updates, because who else would notice the 3 frames per second hidden glances in a 2-hour livestream?
The tragic comedy was that neither of them could rest. even when they tried, they dreamed about compiling receipts. Restless once woke up screaming: “BRO I DREAMT THEY SHARED A SPOON!” and Yuan Xizhai, instead of telling him to chill, added it to their Google Doc of ‘Undeniable Proof.’
and so the legend continues: two sleep-deprived bromance fans, hyping each other into higher levels of delusion, surviving purely on caffeine, screenshots and blind faith.
becoz in their world, bromance wasn’t just bromance..it was destiny, conspiracy, and a full-time job.
—THE END—
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