Phop thinks he's too skinny, too tall, and his... ahem, 'dick' too big to be a bottom. Talk about first world…
I called BS, he took one look at his BF, whipped it out, and yup can understand why he'd never had one before.// ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. You must have been very surprised. I personally wouldn't want people to write this on my tombstone "here lies the only lady in the world who died from choking"๐
And no, I'm not continuing the rest of the story, just use your imagination// No need๐๐. I can imagine. I
Why does First, cosplaying as Chef, have to dress like an old grandpa? His fake beard looks like it's hanging…
๐๐๐๐๐๐ I still can't stop laughing at that beard and "pink meat" All we needed to do was get a standing fan, get it close to First and watch the beard "dance"๐
So, when Phop topples over from his chair, all I can think is, what exactly was Nont aiming at when he pulled…
Why does First, cosplaying as Chef, have to dress like an old grandpa? His fake beard looks like it's hanging on for dear life. I'm half expecting it to jump ship any moment!//
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ You brought a gun to a knife fight tonight.
So, when Phop topples over from his chair, all I can think is, what exactly was Nont aiming at when he pulled…
Phop thinks he's too skinny, too tall, and his... ahem, 'dick' too big to be a bottom. Talk about first world problems! That's a theory I hadn't heard before in the annals of... well, anywhere!//
It's actually a thing. Someone told me this in real life. If the D is too big many will be scared to *coughs* bottom for the guy.
So, when Phop topples over from his chair, all I can think is, what exactly was Nont aiming at when he pulled…
That's just against all laws of videography. Everyone knows the universal sign for "recording" is a red light! Green means go, not record!// Ehmm.... Maybe his camera is a special one?๐ Specially crafted for him? Think about it๐
So, when Phop topples over from his chair, all I can think is, what exactly was Nont aiming at when he pulled…
What competition are we talking about here? The Gay Porn Olympics? Is that even a thing?// ROFL.๐๐๐๐๐ Girl, I can't laugh please. Good question!!
Nah, Soong gotta be in love to lick another's feet ๐คฎ๐คข
Welcome..i have hot water ready. Tea or coffee?
Me neither. Ewww.
Loubug is here. Take a big hug ๐ซ from me.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. You must have been very surprised. I personally wouldn't want people to write this on my tombstone "here lies the only lady in the world who died from choking"๐
And no, I'm not continuing the rest of the story, just use your imagination// No need๐๐. I can imagine. I
Exactly. You gerrit!
No wonder First started crying//๐๐๐๐
Hunger can be quite "hard" to take.
Honestly when First asked for pink meat, I expect pizza boy to bend over๐๐. He missed an opportunity.
I still can't stop laughing at that beard and "pink meat"
All we needed to do was get a standing fan, get it close to First and watch the beard "dance"๐
I made the camera for him.
There!!!
Happy?
๐๐๐๐you're too funny. I like the comparison you made.
He's sort of depressed.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ You brought a gun to a knife fight tonight.
It's actually a thing. Someone told me this in real life. If the D is too big many will be scared to *coughs* bottom for the guy.
Ehmm....
Maybe his camera is a special one?๐ Specially crafted for him?
Think about it๐
ROFL.๐๐๐๐๐
Girl, I can't laugh please.
Good question!!
I'm Twin "no-one". I like my sanity๐