My favorite thing to say about dramas that makes me mad is: "Please donaye BRAINS, this drama is lacking." "Where are the Zombies? South Korea stole it" "Burn me in hell with this CGI, Harry Potter is 20 years old and is winning" "Pwer Rangers CGI" "God take my eyes this makeup" "Chemistry, steal from S.Korea China, they have too much." "Everyone enjoys a good Romance but when Twilight became the standard?" "When Stephanie Mayer had a 'dream' to make Millenials second hand embarrassed..."
Hope i did bring a smile to your face, and Btw take care
Thank you sis, my origins are simple, Josen, shōjo, some horror, and sad Japanese and Kmovies. This style of Drama I found on Netflix (sorry for taking you time), but I'm about to watch this drama, and my Chinese Historical /Magicaexperience is basically: Ashes of Love, Bloody Romance and Love and Destiny, and I saw you post a honest review about it. I don't do reviews, but I get frustrated and start to do a list of things that bothers me in the Drama, and joke about most, show my point of view on some and try to be authentic because i won't lie. I know nothing, anything is perfect, but nitpick some weird ass things to comment, and make an impossible funny comparison with things so out of the reality of the entertainment business(music, art, TV, movie) it makes things more fun and watchable, and sometimes gives you a boost to just finish. So, don't be upset, don't take too serious, when you feel overwhelmed, go watch JYP embarrassing himself on Youtube, always makes my day.
Thank you for your opinion, please keep doing, it is important, and forgive me in advance for mistakes or wrong use of words. Enjoy Sis, is enterteniment
Things I think a lot watching this drama (Spoilers and truth, read at your own risk) -Tip at the very end
Me watching this Drama in a nutshell: "It's everybody's fault but mine." I have to finish? Ohhh Jennie Chinese are so cute ( drinking tea with Nano watching the World burn ) They always use this background? Where's the Queen fairy of Flowers thing? Who is the eldest? Who is the leader? Who is the visuals? Who is the rapper? Lead vocals? They flying together, Ashes of Love feeling Power Rangers CGI.... cringy Age gap much? Eyebrows goals Elder Eyebrows goals Kissing a person without consent is sexual assault, why im watching this? Why people are ok with this? Why this nude-skin-color thing on her clothes? Why only her have cleavage? Ohhh the physician is badass Addiction, affairs, stupidity, are common problemswith father figures imortal like in every drama? Voyeurism is a thing in every drama? Secret parenting shit is a issue in every drama? Batman syndrome(desire of revenge bc parents are dead in Captain America: Civil War) is a thing in every drama? I should go watch Kakegurui WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM CHINA? ANIMAL ABUSE MUCH? (I know you guys are not Koreans, but bitch, please...) Ewwwww kiss Im not ok with that (Man I wasn't ok with some Gerald-Ciri scenes and they relationship is more parent-burden thing. The dude is fucking Superman, and was still cringy. Yeah, age should matters. Looking at you 100 years old Captain America and 3 years old Vision) Every Chinese Female Lead has a magical hidden thing inside them in every drama? (That didn't sounded right....) Awwwww you made Shi San( wtv her name is)cry motherfucker That intro song sucks Why every time the camera is on her (the not loyal lady with the demon possessed brother) she looks like Instagram influencer doing some sort of my lips are bigger challenge? No loyalty from her, shit this is a mean lady Pushing people into some killing abyss, is this Ashes of Love or always happen in every Drama? Yup, my son was possessed and my daughter is the evil incarnated, I would die too How Immortality works in this shit? You killed her beloved husband and now love her, of course you do... Nice head tattoos, looks legit The bird tribe is evil, oh, I never saw that in Ashes of Love The Green dude won't fall for the lead, good The bad dude didn't fall for the lead, good Who is the real bad dude in this shit? How that baby moved to the sudden battlefield? How she wasn't killed with the rocks? How she survived both "energy" shit transfer? Why only her aged during 50.000 years? Why the princess looked younger than her if they have the same age? What Jinmi is doing there? Oops not Jinmi How time works because they just traveled for days but no one mentions that? This is another Game of Thrones traveling magical shit that no one should notice but is fucking obvious? WTF, should you leave your brain in the closet to watch this? Arya kidding me again? How the flying monster works? Why she didn't told her mother/grandmother the truth? She would have gone with it for the "tribe" What is her tribe? Why so much bullying? How nobody can get near the dark thing but everybody can get near the dark thing? Who is this dude with red eyes? Where he was before? How loyalty works in this shit? How she is a bird but nobody thought that maybe she is from the fucking bird tribe if the queen lost her DAUGHTER 50.000 years a go and she is 50.000 years old? Where is her side tattoos? What happened with the Queen bird lady? Why the princess is hiding? How he is imortal but mortal? How they die if immortal? How he's just blind? How he got his power back? The Instagram lady evil lose her power but still powerful af... makes sense Why this fairy still with the fox guy? How you become a fairy? Who is her parents? How the fox guy and Shi San survived? Why the fox guy wasn't punished? Why Shi San was? If the Green dude and the War dude are brothers and trained together, why the War dude looks older than Chinese less good looking and not at all suitable Thor God of Thunder? How aging works? She survive the pit of death and is cool, no one says nothing? The tattoo dude hates the old War dude Why? Why tattoo dude and War dude aged but no one else does? They look old... Qing Yao is a national treasure, deal with it There's a God of toilet? This shit is not right, must be the translation... lol, it has to be the translation... The God of toilet watches you? This real? Why? I have so many questions now...... Mood: Rue with kidney infection Someone kill the Instagram lady already.... Donate brains, is lacking in this drama, please. How long the master was meditating? How long she stayed in prison? Why the fuck she's in prison? Why im watching this? How many rules this people break? Instagram lady being a Influencer getting away with murder is realistic af.... I'm tired Is fantasy, yeah i get it, ML is awesome actor i will admit, but fuck you, if you going to give fictional Gods, make them good-looking. Red eye dude must be Jared Leto's fan, method acting.. . Not laughing at all Oh God kill me with this CGI Burn me in hell with this mini demon makeup This song is annoying af Skipping to episode 47 and I hate male lead even more The hair.... Why? Why older sis doesn't have tattoos if she is from Bird Realm? Oh no, no, no, no, no dude.... you were smart, kill the bird mother Tattoo dude you have flaws, but no one deserves the brat princess, can you kill her please? A'mor Lil sis is savage, i didn't even liked her, for a short period of time she's my heeeeeero ok is done.... The Female stare "I will dissolve your soul and burn half of your body, the other half goes to the microwave" is now between General Instagram Evil Lady and Physician older sister. Though competition. Why im still watching this? Ow fuck me that statue eyes... it hurt so much... That statue is scary and comical at the same time, now this became Saw, Where's Jigsaw? Every lead has a father/mother secret shit that NOBODY KNOWS, but someone does, and the lead magically has to become "filial" in a instant and leave the person that love's her and made some sort of sacrifice so she could live or i just got bx luck and picked 2 that have this bullshit? How the demon with demonic awful makeup can hear the little demon Oscar worthy CGI from 1950, if he's deaf? It's definitely a trend, in this case not so tragic, but, compared to almost 10 yer of GOT and the number of episodes, im still, in 2022, trying to deal with the tears rolling Emilia's Clarke face while saying "Best season ever" when Missandei an Grey Worm turned into statues in a red carpet event. She gave a sign that most overlooked. LOOK MOTHERFUCKERS, STOP THIS TREND, no, is not GOT and this was shitty from the beginning but, trying to explain 59 episodes, plot holes, bad CGI, characters not acting as themselves.... everybody is Tyrion with a mix of Littlefinger, a pinch of Varys, shadowing Cersei and brains of "You know nothing" Jon Snow, in one episode, and guess what? No Dragons for you to at leat have something to look at, please call Thanos he was right. And they say, watch this is cool, and then ask me why i have trust issues. Why they cannot sense demonic aura in the general Instagram look at my lush lips lady? It cost her 1000000 followers.... Why im still watching? Why tattoo guy seems to have man boobs? Have to watch "Your name" to clean the sand from eyes I can't be like that, is almost the end, I have to finish 4 episodes to go and there's so much shit needed to be solved, guess Shi San will jump from a tree god-machina style killing the general Instagram lady from the dark side, that will kill tattoo dude, while Jennie Chinese will realize that old War dude God is her brother and will move on, Old War dude will learn to use his hand for a happy ending, gross, and die. Please God make him die.... that's the only thing i want. 4 episodes to go and im done. I dont care what will happen, this is shit, and I've been through Avengers Infinity War(I), Endgame(Never), 2 Harry Potters(cry, you do!!!I'm not crying), a "Special End of the year " (and my life) Harry Potter, WandaVision (That was low even for Disney Standards since the death of Mufasa and Chadwick Boseman), Star Wars(Why the Rey phase exists?), Bloody Romance, Lucifer (The never ending fear of last fucking season and Where's the Detective kiss?), Spider-Man No Way Home (Fuck to the end of my life Marvel&Sony, I didn't cry, you did!!), Your Name (It's Japan... you know you gonna cry), Euphoria (Why do you exist?), CAOS (Never trust Netflix)and FUCKING DAENERYS 4 EVER QUEEN D&D BURN IN HELL Game of Thrones. I guess that suicide is understandable, and the gates of Hell will be closed for me. Tattoo guy, I was rooting for you until you develop Voldemort Syndrome, ML already has DumbleMort with a pinch of Snape syndrome Drunk means no, creep, even Iron Man knows that Sexist much? Now what her dowry worth her Realm? Yup, I agree when he called her NOT SMART At least they didn't died virgins, the worms are very experienced in Dramas Haha hypocrisy in their finest. Don't kill the girl that can cause the end of the world, kill her innocent incarnation because her life means nothing to YOU (God of War cares about EVERYONE in the Multiverse... bullshit me once), end the chance of happiness for other's, Demon King is part of circle of life, Ying and Yang thing but doesn't matter, he will appear DOESN'T MATTER WHAT, and you are the good guy? Shit, I hated ML from the start, but never thought that I would be sidding with pouty lip duck general evil lady. This is Thanos tier level. Bloody Romance Déjà rêvé "I'll give you a second to decide your whole immortal life" totally works, super romantic, no pushy at all, who? You mother? Fuck her (end of filial plot), tribe rules? Fuck that, you love me. Calling me Stupid and ugly and dismissing the part where I tell you this is a monogamous relationship with jokes yeah, super funny.... For the second time: "Best Drama Ever" - said no one Why im such a masochist?
Tip: >>>Watch as much as you can (at least 2 or 3 episodes to know some people) >>>Jump to episode 30 >>>Watch as much as you can (It's OK, but second male with lead female is cute) >>>Jump to episode 50 >>>??? >>>PROFIT (both thumbs up) Saved you time. Welcome!
ProTip: >>>Go to YouTube and watch JYP embarrassing himself, is quite amusing
GodTip: >>>>Adopt a pet, you wont have time for Drama and will improve your life.
its always amazing to find an FL who is both adorable and not a pain in the ass... AND an ice cold tsundere God…
Ewwww, kissing scenes are disturbing when I cannot pretend he didn't saw her growing up... Actually my body aches when I think about the 2 scenes I saw them kissing, if there's more I will die.... disgusting... I never though that I would become the kind of person that makes this kind of comment, but I cannot unsee.....
I heard that the relationship between the main leads is a 'romanticised abusive relationship', is that true?
China=/=Relationship, what do you think? TBH, Joker and Harley Quinn are the definition of ideal couple compared with most Drama couples (and maaaaaan as a comic Harley fan, I hate, really hate the Joker-Harley relationship)
Yes... every minute of it is worth it. It doesn't feel long and it never drags.If you've watched other xianxias…
Trust no one. The first 30+ episodes suck, i was watching while watching the final episodes of Bloody Romance and I just want to scream. FL is freaking out of this world cute, and soooo well written (not one side kind of character)until now (epi 40+), ML still a creep that doesn't let her breathe (Burn me in hell) dude you saw her growing up, the fuck? The fuck? Why assault, kidnapping, unrealistic age gap, voyeurism, killing innocent people, revenge, cheating, lying, mistreatment, borderline masochism is considered attractive in this thing? Really people.... The "love" between the leads is forced af, they are amazing actors tho, but the secondary stories are much, much,much more interesting and the actors are (Not looking at you pouting Instagram influencer mean villan lady, you suck...), no, the female lead sister is awesome, I'm scared of her and in love with her because she can deliver the "you dead bitch" look and 5 seconds later "halp, I'm just a Lil kitten, love me I'm cute,with claws, nvmd, I'm cute" look, she slays. Is my 3rd C-drama (Watched Ashes of Love and Bloody Romance-aka pg13 Game of Thrones b4, but a lot of j-kwaii shit and Kdrama), and fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, why China, why??????? Every f00king plot is the same? I'm annoyed already.... and female villan motive change more than K-pop singers hair (are you ok Sis? BTS fan much? I'm feeling some ARMY*wink* vibes here), she has no sense of responsibility, she was a f00king general and now she doesn't know anything about strategy, honor, consequences (is f00king China Lady, wanna die or smtg?), and the ML crush came from the need of her hating the FL and only by that, or she would never put ML's life on the line so many times. Be consistent. First family honor, then batman syndrome, then being caught, then sent to prison, then crushing on ML, then family honor without the family, then why? Why dude, you supposed to be coherent, have a motive, I want to understand you motherf00cker... The other dude, why is he caring about the brat princess now? The f00ck? And HOW TIME WORKS IN THIS SH!T??????? F00000000000000ck, is like watching Game of Thrones again and see the disaster coming while your brain screams "you know nothing" faster than Varys could say little birds. Last thing, Harry fkg Potter has made 20 YEARS a go and has better CGI, fuck, Power Ragers has better CGI, that shitty H2O Mermaid thing has better CGI... The Edward Norton-Marvel Hulk's HAS BETTER CGI and that movie is cringy af... If someone say good and CGI in the same sentence related to THIS drama... DO NOT TRUST that person!!
Asking for a "Friend" "I'm on episode 33 and ML, is more and more annoying and creepy, it does get better or my feelings for this ML, never gonna change?" Me: "Don't know mate, I don't watch this kind of thing, but the internet was right, itgets better after ep 30 " *Both act like Army girls for 30 seconds squirming* *Recompose* "You dont have internet right? *winkwink* I'll totally ask for ya" *whispering* "Where you watching tho....?"
BTW shout if you think that chinese physicians kids are savage. Lil bro droping the medicine, savage!!! Edit Physicians are savage in this, show some love. Bravo, don't make them angry. Edit2: Qing Yaois the best thing in this whole fucking world, when she's look serious/angry you flinch with the characters, when she smile and act sassy you fall in love. Awwwwwww I love her.....
Think Game of Thrones.... Think 5cm per second.... Think WandaVision.... Think Spider-Man 3.... (The Toby M. one) Think Suicide Squ... no, that one was all bad Think... you know what I'm talking about
Things I think a lot watching this Drama (Spoilers and harsh truths, read at your own will)
WARNING (honest not sugar coating thoughts)
So, apparently Game of Thrones was a trend in China too ( awesome intro, the politics of everything...) Biggest problem? GOT run out of books Dothraki? Paying? Dividing for 3? What? This is HBO? Training Arya with a twist, omg, no Sansa???? At least Viserys got a crown.... rice ma man? Rice? What is her weight? They pay by weeeeeeight, thats why one bag, I see you China. Fat-shaming with rice is a new level. Yup is red, is Cersei. Ohhhhhh, is not Cercei House of Black and White thing. Ok, that one, IS Cersei!!!! Arya Sansa killers vibe Omg, Jamie impotent.... not laughing Varys with make up less screen time. Check Where's Tyrion? Littlefinger is that you? OMG the hair! Why they always use green? The firefly thing is already made me cry on Grave of fireflies, nice try, I'm immune now. . Ohhhh, she's Bran now? Window throwing is a thing there too... so original....Ohhh, this shit is becoming GOT and im having a bad feeling.... How does magic works? Hermione? Explain to me please... Qyburn? Are you a woman now? Is that how you name spelled? Biological weapons dude? China, you're not helping yourself... Why Green Prince looks pregnant? Where are the Zombies? Korea stole it, haha. Thank God no Boltons.... Ewwwwwww, don't drink the soup, don't drink it!!! The Boltons, The Boltons, bring them back, bring them back!!! She stole the face.....? How? What fuckery is this? Should i give up and save my soul now? Chinese Sansa killing a parent, Sansa gotta Sansa When you realize, is not Varys with hair, is Theon with makeup. Actually, is both and I'm shocked.... You still know NOTHING!! The window throwing because love, yup, original like Jamie saying "The things I do for love" making Viserys the "better" brother and your not ok with that, now Chinese Sansa is the better sister. Ohhhhhhh, thats Viagra? Why? How? Why? I dont think it works like that.... DAENERYS LIVES! WHERE ARE HER DRAGONS?? No Zombies, not impressed Fireflies won't work on me.... The heart thing can cure the Green Prince but not the Red Queen? And they say "Harley Quinn and the Joker are toxic blahblahblah..." - serious bitch? Serious? Every single time! Wtf impotent Jamie? Now Brienne purple is dead... Should I suppose to cry about the mother? LMAO Night King with make up (you cannot unsee it) Tywin move: What Cersei wanted, What she's GOT. Cersei-Joffrey making Jaime-Sansa look at dead corpses I saw in GOT China, it lost the shock value Let's kill this love Rampampampampampam I miss the "Sands", badass woman group edition Omg Lannister with Targeryan crazy, don't give her dragons... This one was Arya powers with Sansa insecurities. THE INTRO OF IT ALL, SUCK IT MARVEL, ALMOST 2 MINUTES AND I LOVE IT Hey, Where's the titties? Oooohh not HBO Firewoks? Fireworks? Ok I'm done.... Are they dying virgins, because even Sam got some in GOT. .. George R. vibes, not cool... The fuck? Wtf? Wtf? I'm hiring the leads of it's OK to not be OK to do this because chemistry... you needed on TV too China! Steal from S.Korea! They have too much... Green Prince I will make sure you're in Arya's list They killed Jon Snow but brought him back. Is this Endgame thing to make me cry? Because it will go against my way of life. I'm so lost now... Thailand!(I need drama to wash my eyes from this drama...) This fan is bleached, This fan is bleached, don't touch it.... WandaVision!!!!WandaVision!!!WandaVision move!!Haha it worked only the first time. My eyes are dry, not amused China you made me reject granny's soup, now I will die of overheat because I'm done with fans... D&D directed this bullshit right? Right? Right?
Quote: "Best Drama Ever" - said no one Is 2022 my heart is pure black vibranium and im angry, congratulations, trust no one....
"Please donaye BRAINS, this drama is lacking."
"Where are the Zombies? South Korea stole it"
"Burn me in hell with this CGI, Harry Potter is 20 years old and is winning"
"Pwer Rangers CGI"
"God take my eyes this makeup"
"Chemistry, steal from S.Korea China, they have too much."
"Everyone enjoys a good Romance but when Twilight became the standard?"
"When Stephanie Mayer had a 'dream' to make Millenials second hand embarrassed..."
Hope i did bring a smile to your face, and Btw take care
I know nothing, anything is perfect, but nitpick some weird ass things to comment, and make an impossible funny comparison with things so out of the reality of the entertainment business(music, art, TV, movie) it makes things more fun and watchable, and sometimes gives you a boost to just finish.
So, don't be upset, don't take too serious, when you feel overwhelmed, go watch JYP embarrassing himself on Youtube, always makes my day.
Thank you for your opinion, please keep doing, it is important, and forgive me in advance for mistakes or wrong use of words. Enjoy Sis, is enterteniment
Take care
-Tip at the very end
Me watching this Drama in a nutshell: "It's everybody's fault but mine."
I have to finish?
Ohhh Jennie Chinese are so cute ( drinking tea with Nano watching the World burn )
They always use this background?
Where's the Queen fairy of Flowers thing?
Who is the eldest? Who is the leader? Who is the visuals? Who is the rapper? Lead vocals?
They flying together, Ashes of Love feeling
Power Rangers CGI.... cringy
Age gap much?
Eyebrows goals
Elder Eyebrows goals
Kissing a person without consent is sexual assault, why im watching this?
Why people are ok with this?
Why this nude-skin-color thing on her clothes? Why only her have cleavage?
Ohhh the physician is badass
Addiction, affairs, stupidity, are common problemswith father figures imortal like in every drama?
Voyeurism is a thing in every drama?
Secret parenting shit is a issue in every drama?
Batman syndrome(desire of revenge bc parents are dead in Captain America: Civil War) is a thing in every drama?
I should go watch Kakegurui
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM CHINA? ANIMAL ABUSE MUCH? (I know you guys are not Koreans, but bitch, please...)
Ewwwww kiss
Im not ok with that (Man I wasn't ok with some Gerald-Ciri scenes and they relationship is more parent-burden thing. The dude is fucking Superman, and was still cringy. Yeah, age should matters. Looking at you 100 years old Captain America and 3 years old Vision)
Every Chinese Female Lead has a magical hidden thing inside them in every drama? (That didn't sounded right....)
Awwwww you made Shi San( wtv her name is)cry motherfucker
That intro song sucks
Why every time the camera is on her (the not loyal lady with the demon possessed brother) she looks like Instagram influencer doing some sort of my lips are bigger challenge?
No loyalty from her, shit this is a mean lady
Pushing people into some killing abyss, is this Ashes of Love or always happen in every Drama?
Yup, my son was possessed and my daughter is the evil incarnated, I would die too
How Immortality works in this shit?
You killed her beloved husband and now love her, of course you do...
Nice head tattoos, looks legit
The bird tribe is evil, oh, I never saw that in Ashes of Love
The Green dude won't fall for the lead, good
The bad dude didn't fall for the lead, good
Who is the real bad dude in this shit?
How that baby moved to the sudden battlefield?
How she wasn't killed with the rocks?
How she survived both "energy" shit transfer?
Why only her aged during 50.000 years?
Why the princess looked younger than her if they have the same age?
What Jinmi is doing there? Oops not Jinmi
How time works because they just traveled for days but no one mentions that?
This is another Game of Thrones traveling magical shit that no one should notice but is fucking obvious?
WTF, should you leave your brain in the closet to watch this? Arya kidding me again?
How the flying monster works?
Why she didn't told her mother/grandmother the truth? She would have gone with it for the "tribe"
What is her tribe?
Why so much bullying?
How nobody can get near the dark thing but everybody can get near the dark thing?
Who is this dude with red eyes? Where he was before?
How loyalty works in this shit?
How she is a bird but nobody thought that maybe she is from the fucking bird tribe if the queen lost her DAUGHTER 50.000 years a go and she is 50.000 years old?
Where is her side tattoos?
What happened with the Queen bird lady?
Why the princess is hiding?
How he is imortal but mortal? How they die if immortal?
How he's just blind?
How he got his power back?
The Instagram lady evil lose her power but still powerful af... makes sense
Why this fairy still with the fox guy?
How you become a fairy?
Who is her parents?
How the fox guy and Shi San survived?
Why the fox guy wasn't punished? Why Shi San was?
If the Green dude and the War dude are brothers and trained together, why the War dude looks older than Chinese less good looking and not at all suitable Thor God of Thunder?
How aging works?
She survive the pit of death and is cool, no one says nothing?
The tattoo dude hates the old War dude Why?
Why tattoo dude and War dude aged but no one else does? They look old...
Qing Yao is a national treasure, deal with it
There's a God of toilet? This shit is not right, must be the translation... lol, it has to be the translation...
The God of toilet watches you? This real? Why? I have so many questions now......
Mood: Rue with kidney infection
Someone kill the Instagram lady already....
Donate brains, is lacking in this drama, please.
How long the master was meditating?
How long she stayed in prison?
Why the fuck she's in prison?
Why im watching this?
How many rules this people break? Instagram lady being a Influencer getting away with murder is realistic af....
I'm tired
Is fantasy, yeah i get it, ML is awesome actor i will admit, but fuck you, if you going to give fictional Gods, make them good-looking.
Red eye dude must be Jared Leto's fan, method acting.. . Not laughing at all
Oh God kill me with this CGI
Burn me in hell with this mini demon makeup
This song is annoying af
Skipping to episode 47 and I hate male lead even more
The hair.... Why?
Why older sis doesn't have tattoos if she is from Bird Realm?
Oh no, no, no, no, no dude.... you were smart, kill the bird mother
Tattoo dude you have flaws, but no one deserves the brat princess, can you kill her please?
A'mor Lil sis is savage, i didn't even liked her, for a short period of time she's my heeeeeero ok is done....
The Female stare "I will dissolve your soul and burn half of your body, the other half goes to the microwave" is now between General Instagram Evil Lady and Physician older sister. Though competition.
Why im still watching this?
Ow fuck me that statue eyes... it hurt so much...
That statue is scary and comical at the same time, now this became Saw, Where's Jigsaw?
Every lead has a father/mother secret shit that NOBODY KNOWS, but someone does, and the lead magically has to become "filial" in a instant and leave the person that love's her and made some sort of sacrifice so she could live or i just got bx luck and picked 2 that have this bullshit?
How the demon with demonic awful makeup can hear the little demon Oscar worthy CGI from 1950, if he's deaf?
It's definitely a trend, in this case not so tragic, but, compared to almost 10 yer of GOT and the number of episodes, im still, in 2022, trying to deal with the tears rolling Emilia's Clarke face while saying "Best season ever" when Missandei an Grey Worm turned into statues in a red carpet event. She gave a sign that most overlooked. LOOK MOTHERFUCKERS, STOP THIS TREND, no, is not GOT and this was shitty from the beginning but, trying to explain 59 episodes, plot holes, bad CGI, characters not acting as themselves.... everybody is Tyrion with a mix of Littlefinger, a pinch of Varys, shadowing Cersei and brains of "You know nothing" Jon Snow, in one episode, and guess what? No Dragons for you to at leat have something to look at, please call Thanos he was right.
And they say, watch this is cool, and then ask me why i have trust issues.
Why they cannot sense demonic aura in the general Instagram look at my lush lips lady? It cost her 1000000 followers....
Why im still watching?
Why tattoo guy seems to have man boobs?
Have to watch "Your name" to clean the sand from eyes
I can't be like that, is almost the end, I have to finish
4 episodes to go and there's so much shit needed to be solved, guess Shi San will jump from a tree god-machina style killing the general Instagram lady from the dark side, that will kill tattoo dude, while Jennie Chinese will realize that old War dude God is her brother and will move on, Old War dude will learn to use his hand for a happy ending, gross, and die. Please God make him die.... that's the only thing i want.
4 episodes to go and im done. I dont care what will happen, this is shit, and I've been through Avengers Infinity War(I), Endgame(Never), 2 Harry Potters(cry, you do!!!I'm not crying), a "Special End of the year " (and my life) Harry Potter, WandaVision (That was low even for Disney Standards since the death of Mufasa and Chadwick Boseman), Star Wars(Why the Rey phase exists?), Bloody Romance, Lucifer (The never ending fear of last fucking season and Where's the Detective kiss?), Spider-Man No Way Home (Fuck to the end of my life Marvel&Sony, I didn't cry, you did!!), Your Name (It's Japan... you know you gonna cry), Euphoria (Why do you exist?), CAOS (Never trust Netflix)and FUCKING DAENERYS 4 EVER QUEEN D&D BURN IN HELL Game of Thrones. I guess that suicide is understandable, and the gates of Hell will be closed for me.
Tattoo guy, I was rooting for you until you develop Voldemort Syndrome, ML already has DumbleMort with a pinch of Snape syndrome
Drunk means no, creep, even Iron Man knows that
Sexist much? Now what her dowry worth her Realm? Yup, I agree when he called her NOT SMART
At least they didn't died virgins, the worms are very experienced in Dramas
Haha hypocrisy in their finest. Don't kill the girl that can cause the end of the world, kill her innocent incarnation because her life means nothing to YOU (God of War cares about EVERYONE in the Multiverse... bullshit me once), end the chance of happiness for other's, Demon King is part of circle of life, Ying and Yang thing but doesn't matter, he will appear DOESN'T MATTER WHAT, and you are the good guy? Shit, I hated ML from the start, but never thought that I would be sidding with pouty lip duck general evil lady. This is Thanos tier level.
Bloody Romance Déjà rêvé
"I'll give you a second to decide your whole immortal life" totally works, super romantic, no pushy at all, who? You mother? Fuck her (end of filial plot), tribe rules? Fuck that, you love me. Calling me Stupid and ugly and dismissing the part where I tell you this is a monogamous relationship with jokes yeah, super funny....
For the second time: "Best Drama Ever" - said no one
Why im such a masochist?
Tip:
>>>Watch as much as you can (at least 2 or 3 episodes to know some people)
>>>Jump to episode 30
>>>Watch as much as you can (It's OK, but second male with lead female is cute)
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Actually my body aches when I think about the 2 scenes I saw them kissing, if there's more I will die.... disgusting...
I never though that I would become the kind of person that makes this kind of comment, but I cannot unsee.....
TBH, Joker and Harley Quinn are the definition of ideal couple compared with most Drama couples (and maaaaaan as a comic Harley fan, I hate, really hate the Joker-Harley relationship)
The first 30+ episodes suck, i was watching while watching the final episodes of Bloody Romance and I just want to scream. FL is freaking out of this world cute, and soooo well written (not one side kind of character)until now (epi 40+), ML still a creep that doesn't let her breathe (Burn me in hell) dude you saw her growing up, the fuck? The fuck?
Why assault, kidnapping, unrealistic age gap, voyeurism, killing innocent people, revenge, cheating, lying, mistreatment, borderline masochism is considered attractive in this thing? Really people....
The "love" between the leads is forced af, they are amazing actors tho, but the secondary stories are much, much,much more interesting and the actors are (Not looking at you pouting Instagram influencer mean villan lady, you suck...), no, the female lead sister is awesome, I'm scared of her and in love with her because she can deliver the "you dead bitch" look and 5 seconds later "halp, I'm just a Lil kitten, love me I'm cute,with claws, nvmd, I'm cute" look, she slays.
Is my 3rd C-drama (Watched Ashes of Love and Bloody Romance-aka pg13 Game of Thrones b4, but a lot of j-kwaii shit and Kdrama), and fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, why China, why???????
Every f00king plot is the same? I'm annoyed already.... and female villan motive change more than K-pop singers hair (are you ok Sis? BTS fan much? I'm feeling some ARMY*wink* vibes here), she has no sense of responsibility, she was a f00king general and now she doesn't know anything about strategy, honor, consequences (is f00king China Lady, wanna die or smtg?), and the ML crush came from the need of her hating the FL and only by that, or she would never put ML's life on the line so many times. Be consistent. First family honor, then batman syndrome, then being caught, then sent to prison, then crushing on ML, then family honor without the family, then why? Why dude, you supposed to be coherent, have a motive, I want to understand you motherf00cker... The other dude, why is he caring about the brat princess now? The f00ck? And HOW TIME WORKS IN THIS SH!T???????
F00000000000000ck, is like watching Game of Thrones again and see the disaster coming while your brain screams "you know nothing" faster than Varys could say little birds.
Last thing, Harry fkg Potter has made 20 YEARS a go and has better CGI, fuck, Power Ragers has better CGI, that shitty H2O Mermaid thing has better CGI... The Edward Norton-Marvel Hulk's HAS BETTER CGI and that movie is cringy af... If someone say good and CGI in the same sentence related to THIS drama... DO NOT TRUST that person!!
"I'm on episode 33 and ML, is more and more annoying and creepy, it does get better or my feelings for this ML, never gonna change?"
Me: "Don't know mate, I don't watch this kind of thing, but the internet was right, itgets better after ep 30 "
*Both act like Army girls for 30 seconds squirming*
*Recompose*
"You dont have internet right? *winkwink* I'll totally ask for ya"
*whispering*
"Where you watching tho....?"
BTW shout if you think that chinese physicians kids are savage. Lil bro droping the medicine, savage!!!
Edit
Physicians are savage in this, show some love. Bravo, don't make them angry.
Edit2: Qing Yaois the best thing in this whole fucking world, when she's look serious/angry you flinch with the characters, when she smile and act sassy you fall in love. Awwwwwww I love her.....
Think 5cm per second....
Think WandaVision....
Think Spider-Man 3.... (The Toby M. one)
Think Suicide Squ... no, that one was all bad
Think... you know what I'm talking about
(Spoilers and harsh truths, read at your own will)
WARNING (honest not sugar coating thoughts)
So, apparently Game of Thrones was a trend in China too ( awesome intro, the politics of everything...)
Biggest problem? GOT run out of books
Dothraki? Paying? Dividing for 3? What? This is HBO?
Training Arya with a twist, omg, no Sansa????
At least Viserys got a crown.... rice ma man? Rice? What is her weight?
They pay by weeeeeeight, thats why one bag, I see you China.
Fat-shaming with rice is a new level.
Yup is red, is Cersei. Ohhhhhh, is not Cercei
House of Black and White thing.
Ok, that one, IS Cersei!!!!
Arya Sansa killers vibe
Omg, Jamie impotent.... not laughing
Varys with make up less screen time. Check
Where's Tyrion?
Littlefinger is that you? OMG the hair! Why they always use green?
The firefly thing is already made me cry on Grave of fireflies, nice try, I'm immune now. .
Ohhhh, she's Bran now? Window throwing is a thing there too... so original....Ohhh, this shit is becoming GOT and im having a bad feeling....
How does magic works? Hermione? Explain to me please...
Qyburn? Are you a woman now? Is that how you name spelled? Biological weapons dude? China, you're not helping yourself...
Why Green Prince looks pregnant?
Where are the Zombies? Korea stole it, haha.
Thank God no Boltons.... Ewwwwwww, don't drink the soup, don't drink it!!! The Boltons, The Boltons, bring them back, bring them back!!!
She stole the face.....? How? What fuckery is this? Should i give up and save my soul now?
Chinese Sansa killing a parent, Sansa gotta Sansa
When you realize, is not Varys with hair, is Theon with makeup. Actually, is both and I'm shocked....
You still know NOTHING!!
The window throwing because love, yup, original like Jamie saying "The things I do for love" making Viserys the "better" brother and your not ok with that, now Chinese Sansa is the better sister.
Ohhhhhhh, thats Viagra? Why? How? Why? I dont think it works like that....
DAENERYS LIVES! WHERE ARE HER DRAGONS??
No Zombies, not impressed
Fireflies won't work on me....
The heart thing can cure the Green Prince but not the Red Queen?
And they say "Harley Quinn and the Joker are toxic blahblahblah..." - serious bitch? Serious? Every single time!
Wtf impotent Jamie? Now Brienne purple is dead...
Should I suppose to cry about the mother?
LMAO Night King with make up (you cannot unsee it)
Tywin move: What Cersei wanted, What she's GOT.
Cersei-Joffrey making Jaime-Sansa look at dead corpses I saw in GOT China, it lost the shock value
Let's kill this love Rampampampampampam
I miss the "Sands", badass woman group edition
Omg Lannister with Targeryan crazy, don't give her dragons...
This one was Arya powers with Sansa insecurities.
THE INTRO OF IT ALL, SUCK IT MARVEL, ALMOST 2 MINUTES AND I LOVE IT
Hey, Where's the titties? Oooohh not HBO
Firewoks? Fireworks? Ok I'm done....
Are they dying virgins, because even Sam got some in GOT. ..
George R. vibes, not cool...
The fuck? Wtf? Wtf? I'm hiring the leads of it's OK to not be OK to do this because chemistry... you needed on TV too China! Steal from S.Korea! They have too much...
Green Prince I will make sure you're in Arya's list
They killed Jon Snow but brought him back. Is this Endgame thing to make me cry? Because it will go against my way of life.
I'm so lost now...
Thailand!(I need drama to wash my eyes from this drama...)
This fan is bleached, This fan is bleached, don't touch it....
WandaVision!!!!WandaVision!!!WandaVision move!!Haha it worked only the first time.
My eyes are dry, not amused
China you made me reject granny's soup, now I will die of overheat because I'm done with fans...
D&D directed this bullshit right? Right? Right?
Quote:
"Best Drama Ever" - said no one
Is 2022 my heart is pure black vibranium and im angry, congratulations, trust no one....