My Golden Blood Episode 2
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BurntBaguettes So pumped for this shit. holy fuck vampire shit. This is a very weird concept. SKIN TEXTURE OH MY GOD LOVE TO SEE IT. MY MANNNNN. THE GUY WHO PLAYED GRAM IN NOT ME, MY LOVEEEE. This is like Twilight with this good vampire bad vampire shit. I have become so squirmish to blood i cant really explain it. Tell me i want to be in that ladies place so bad. Them eyebrows are tellling me that he doesnt give a fuck. Is he keeping him a secret from miss thara? Switching to ipad, because i am in class lmao. So that is the plot. mark is trying to keep bro safe. i am so obsessed. becasue what the fuck. The most beautiful sleeper, not in a creepy vampire way, but Gawain is a beautiful sleeper. NO BECAUSE THEY STUCK THEIR FOOT INTO THIS CASTING. FERAL FOR JOSS IN THESE GLASSES. I take it you cant run from a vampire. DAMN LOOK AT THIS BACK. pissing myself. Funny bls are the best bro. Maybe he gets his sense of smell from the blood he had. At the end of the day he is a vampire. WHAT IS THE BRUH FUCKING DOING GET UP PLEASE GET UP WHAT THE HELLL?????? IF A VAMPIRE SAYS RUN, RUNNNNNNN. tong more like dumb ass. twilight shit bruh. Jumping jacks on it. 9/10 okay bye!
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Sean more like alcoholic. He drinks in broad daylight a lot. Sean fucking knows. There is no way in hell that he doesn't. Paint me like one of your French girls. He has to know. I am actually so obsessed with this show I can't explain it. No, because now they are all love-dovey. He has to know. COP OUT GIVE US A KISS. They finally fucking kissed. Oh my god. Great episode. 9.5/10 good job. Okay bye!!Friend one: was gonna be a 9/10 but then they kissed and the kiss + the painting scene from unar and yok warrant another perfect 10. 10/10. Ate ate ate. I want black to come back for the drama and theyre setting it up so well with the way things are going now. I think tawi is lowkey a front for an even greater scheme, but that's just a theory (a film theory). I love this show and can't wait to keep watching, so I won't! I will be reading fanfic until dawn. Lots and lots of love and till next time, friend one over and out.8/10It was pretty good (once again the 🍳/🎨😷 combo is fireeeee 🥲❤️🩹🔥☺️). I had a pretty good time watching this one and theorizing things with friends 0 and 1 🤔🧐💭 although i will say i only remember two big things besides the art scene and everything else felt necessary for the plot but not as like exciting iykwim. Also def think Sean almost got fucking sniped if he touched Tawi again (but hey that’s just a theory, a drama theory ‼️‼️). Besides that tho, drinks + BDSM⁉️⁉️😱🤨😳 (yeah Sean is def pretty sus abt things now… 👓). Also THEY KISSED IT HAPPENED FINALLY WOW ONLY 8 EPS IN BRO CRAZYYY 💋😘❤️🔥. But this has been a very fun day for reviews, and so until the next ep‼️ (I pray whenever i kiss someone tho to never look like White when i do 🙏🙏)-friend 2 ✌️
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No, because white has been saying that. My friends are trying to gaslight and tell me he didnt but hes been fuckinh sayinh that. Like all of yall are ignorant dumb us fuck ass bitches. I think tod and dan beat up black. Someoen whose already been introduced to us. Pride parade bro 10/10 anything else is fine. OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD ALL OF THE GOOD SCENES ALL IN ONE IM GONNA SHIT PISS AND DIAHREE ALL OVER EVERYTHING. 10/10 Okay bye!!Friend 1. 10/10. Pride parade. Episode ending. Unar being the cop. Gotcha! Arrest me officer!Over and out8/10We did in fact get better‼️‼️🙌🙌❤️🩹 Most of this one was like arc recovery (let’s be real tho White made a lot of sense and prob should’ve been more specific with his ideas earlier 🤔🤨💭), but it def paid off. More lore between Gram and Eugene, not the most important plot stuff this time but like yk emotional and cute enough + HOLY BRO GRAM WOULD BE SUCH A BETTER BOYFRIEND IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK CLOSE 👋🤝❤️🩹 (too bad he’s already taken by the other guy 😔✊). But then. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈‼️GET OUT TAWI‼️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 genuinely insane to remember how much this show has been a real social statement for rights that only get accepted like this year bro it’s wild. And then ofc we got our resident naked man enthusiast 🍳 coming in once again to show us how his character keeps getting even better and more sophisticated by the second‼️🙌🙂↕️🤝✊🖼️🧑🎨🧍♂️Definitely a serious break for us to see something a lot more emotionally investing and entertaining (we stood up for a lot of sentimental moments to really take it in‼️❤️🩹🫶🫰), hope we keep seeing the same amount of growth and plot twists with comes next bc this was def a step up and fun to watch‼️ anyways i need to go find out what it’s like to be arrested and pressed by a hot officer- i mean i need to watch the next episode‼️‼️😊😊 👮😱😱😱-friend 2 ✌️
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OH SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK NO WAY. Oh, god what the hell. Who snitched on them? No because who the fuck snitched on them. Okay, also it was set up. They know its white now then because what. Why has nothing happened with their relationship at all bro? The moments with Gram and yok im out bro. I love them. Bro, what the hell was even that? I am so fucking confused like what the hell are they even doing? That whole plan was dumb everyone was fucking dumb because what? Yok and grams whole job was to distract those guys and they failed. And then Sean is dumb for having white do the plan. And the whole plan was dumb because it didnt affect the big guy it just affected the little guy. It affected the people. Like what does anyone gain from that? Dumb ass episode with dumb ass characters what does he gain from choking him out? 6/10 okay bye!Friend one: what the sus did i just watch? Sean is an idiot for trusting white, the plan was dumb as fuck, they got me with the intro though. I was like “no way its real” but then i was like “OH SHIT ITS REAL” and then it wasnt, so. Ultimate fakeout i guess! Double points to this ep for the convo between yok and gram I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM i like those two couples better than the main one bc white just pisses me off. T S P M O is the mantra of this episode. 7/10 solely bc of the yok gram talk. Hopefully things go up from here. Friend one over and out 😛6.2/10So actually this time i can’t lie, im eating some really good ramen rn so this will hopefully still be kinda short 🍜 😊‼️ in all honesty this didn’t hit that hard for me. there were still some good moments like that deep convo with gram and 🍳 (adorable 🌠🤝❤️), and was the backstory of Sean’s dad 🔫🥺😢), but like this whole so was centered around “oh you can’t do the plan” and “oh but i can do the plan” and “ok then do the plan” and “ok i will actually nvm i can’t do the plan” AND THEN IT REPEATS 🔄🔄🔄😑😑😑. I GOT SO UNBELIVEABLY BORED AND FRUSTRATED SEEING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER WITH ZERO PROGRESS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHARACTER GROWTH ⁉️⁉️ The plan was dumb tbh, but White should’ve done it and Sean shouldn’t have trusted him to do it after being sus of him the whole time like what are we even doing bro 😒🤦😭😔. Overall just much harder to watch than usual, and the little moments are what saved it from being anything below a 5 (and the constant cycle lowk made me forget a good amount of the other stuff that happened). Hope it gets better, also fireworks are crazy for self defense lmaoo 💥💥🎆🎇🧨-friend 2 ✌️
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BRO GRAM AND THE EX IM LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL BITCH ASS FUCK ASS. Todd is so fucking sexy. Eugene is a fucking figurehead. Why is this music getting better? THIS JUMPING IM DONE BRO. Motivation ass shit what the ruck is happening. GRAM AND BLACK HELLLOOO????? it’s definitely the guys. And it was to expose him for not being black. And I think black likes Gram and it was a letter from him. Something either a surprise or to interrogate him. 9/10 Okay bye!KISS FAKE OUT TSPMO -what is this fuck ass parkous in skinny jeans in the garage lets be so real -chase tag is the stupidest shit ive ever seen jn my life -same slo mo five times in a row -THE SLO MO IM SO DEAD IM DEAD JM DEAD -YOLO -“im interested in our mission” -IM SORRY FOR THINKING OF YOU AS MORE THAN JUST A FRIENDFriend 1: ANOTHER BANGER WTF. BIGGEST GAGGERY IN THE UNIVERSE GRAM AND BLACK LOVE LETTER. IDEK WHAT ELSE TO SAY. WE ALL STOOD UP AND STARTED WALKING AROUND IN SHOCK. SO MUCH TO THEORIZE. I LOVE THIS SHOW. THE JEALOUSY STARTING TO BREW BETWEEN SEAN AND WHITE. THE UNAR COP REVEAL. THE UNAR YOK MEETING. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. YOLO. THE CHASE SEQUENCE WAS SO RIDICULOUS I LOLLED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. 9/10. FRIEND 1 OVER AND OUT. 8.9/10In light of my recent actions, I have been asked to keep this one actually short 😔. I would like to deeply apologize for my actions and ask for forgiveness 🙏.With that said tho, i think this officially tops the third ep bc there were SOOOOO MANY GOOD THINGS THAT MADE IT ENTERTAINING AF. We got the Gram and Black drama⁉️⁉️🖤 Then we got my favorite moral and emotional support Namo 🫶 which automatically helps it (esp bc she was actually trying to help Black and Sean with their issues this time, such a goat 💯✊) 🍳🎨😷 is still making progress so that’s interesting to see, the cop reveal is obviously insane but we lowk knew that part ahead of time so we were just like 😬 (as opposed to that love letter with Gram which had us like 😱😱🤯🤯😨💥💥💥). But to finally top it all: 🏃🏃🏃🏃💨YOLOOOOOOOOOOO. Absolute gag cinema 👏👏🎬🏆💯. But anyways very very fun ep wish i could abt it more, but we gotta see what happens after that whole bag kidnapping incident lmaoo surely he’s fine 💰‼️‼️(there’s no kidnap bag emoji 😭😔)Until next ep!!-Friend 2✌️
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SHUT UP WHY IS seam FUCKING CRYING. Sean lore lore lore. He's crying. Predictions one of seans relatives definitely died in some gruesome way at the hands of the government. Blacks girl look evil bro. This whole show is social commentary holy fuck. THIS IS THE PENTHOUSE FOR KINNPROSCHE BRO SWEAR TO GOD. Wrap it up big baller. This girl is definitely evil. She is being too suspicious. I fucking knew it. NOT MY BOY. Wait what the fuck. Oh my god. Bro what was that ending even. Wait i have more questions than answers. This episode just made me more confused but at the same time wanting more. Wait I am pumped for the next episode. It also took them so long to do absolutely nothing and get absolutely nowhere. And how is whites' attendance for his actual university like what? 8/10 Okay bye!Friend one: I MEAN WEVE GOT TO START WITH THE ENDING, RIGHT? The ending had the GAGGERY that i had been waiting for the entire episode. Jaw on the FLOOR. Were gram and eugene always together?? Is he just consoling her?? Why was bro messaging her secretly?? So hyped to find out. The eugene scene tonally was really weird. He got her drunk (weirdo) she aegyoed all over the place (ick) and, to quote friend zero, “its like watching two brick walls make out.” The Unar and yok plotline reigns supreme, “why did he paint me ☺️☺️☺️” had me LOLling, the political commentary is still so overt (the slam poetry interpretive dance 😭😭😭), and the music is on the up and up! I learned that mr sexy penthouse’s name is todd so thats fun. Other than that the ep was meh. Leg placement at the beginning!!! And some more sean lore, but that's kinda it. Solid 7/10 for the GAGGERY of the last scene. Thats all! Friend one over and out ‼️8.5/10Alright so this wasn’t like quite as gagging for me as the last one, but we gotta rate this one high bc of ALL THE CRAZY PLOT POINTS‼️‼️ Let’s start with our boy, mister i don’t like no nice guys 😊🙅Sean bc WOW starting the ep off with crying in your sleep is INSANE (traumatized beyond compare😭😴😭). He’s also got that insane backstory that we still don’t know much abt but we at least know his past interactions with Black (side note Black looked hella good with a perm, what are we doing White where’s the perm at🤨⁉️💇), and it’s def getting interesting. Next shout out to our resident privileged boy WHITE FINALLY GOT GOOD AT PLAYING THE PART. BRO IM SO PROUD OF YOU IT ONLY TOOK LIKE 4 HOURS OF WATCH TIME BUT GOOD ON YOU 🫡✊🙂↕️. Ofc as always, we got the other notable shenanigans, like that freestyler rapper in the dance studio (EMINEM ALERT ‼️ 🚨🎤), 🍳’s continued delusional thoughts (“Why did he paint me?? 😊”) which was a crazy easter egg in the painting btw, a crocodile deciding machine (i actually wanted to cry 😭🐊), and Mr Todd’s 10 billion dollar building like wow that’s crazy. Oh also why is Gumba GOING WWII ON US AND THROWING TEAR GAS INTO BUILDINGS I GET THE TRAINING BUT THATS INSANE 😭WHAT IF THE SHOW ENDED THERE BC THEY JUST DIED⁉️⁉️ (insane opening to this ep again). But the two big talking points of this one, have gotta be Gram and Eugene ‼️I mean idk where to being. First we got the big plot point. Eugene is genuinely such a crazy wildcard and also an ick at the same time (that whole vodka scene as a whole was sketch tbf 🍾🍷). Like i get the flirtiness but wow this is another level of “brick walls flirting” as friend 0 has pointed out). But the tension we are getting from is something i’m 💯 percent living for rn im intrigued. With that said, i the fact the first real making out kiss of this show came from a technical straight couple has me absolutely GAGGED 😭😭😘💋. goofball Gram saying “I WANT TO REFORM THE JUSTICE SYSTEM ‼️🧑⚖️” like ok bro nice original thought there and then there’s his ex trans girlfriend that he still calls honey which is wild 😭😭. BUT THEN THE BIGGEST BOMBSHELL: THAT ENDING⁉️⁉️⁉️ HOLY TWIST LIKE WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️ I DONT THINK I CAN REITERATE IT MUCH BETTER THAN FRIEND 1 DID EARLIER BUT LIKE WOW. THAT BROUGHT THE PLOT OF THIS EP AND SERIES TO SOMEWHERE SO MUCH MORE SUSPENSEFUL AND POINTS WERE DEF ADDED FOR THAT. Anyways im getting yelled at now but I’m very hyped to see what comes next now, maybe it’ll be more taught couples kissing ‼️‼️😘⁉️💋 (or maybe prediction something juicy with the 🍳/🎨😷couple⁉️🫢😳)-friend 2 ✌️
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This was a waiting duck episode. There was just more lore but not a whole bunch of plot. We are just having moments with Sean and white and it’s setting in stone our main couples. It also shows whites' character development which is nice. Like despite black being the stereotypical bad boy and basic character, white being him is making him a better person, which is really sweet. Especially with him doing all of this stuff and knowing he can get everything because of his dad and not because of his hard work really helped and opened his eyes which was nice. Hopefully, the plot picks up just a tad, I did love the funny romance moments 7/10 okay bye! Friend 1: 10/10 episode. Now THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT. I mean, where to even begin. There was only one bed??? The ridiculous fight scene???? The yok/unar meeting??? Yok’s mom with the cunty glasses??? The TOWEL???? That was fucking ridiculous. I was sat the entire time. A little heavy handed with the political commentary but that is the vibe i fear. ALSO i remembered what i wanted to say last ep and its that the BADDIE ICON who talks to white before his exam is THE BEST CHARACTER and no one will outdo him. The only person with a functional brain cell, truly. Absolutely phenomenal, no notes. (Except for the fight scene and the sponsorships. Those were vile.) friend 1 over and out 😍😍😍8.7/10Ok so this is 100% best ep so far 💯 and there are sooo many things i can say that made it entertaining. First, we got the return of two of my official favorite characters‼️🙌. We love the diplomat exam guy ❤️. We stan the diplomat exam guy ✊ (and the people of thailand 🇹🇭). We praise the diplomat exam guy 🙏. Not actually but like he is very real for his sentiments in this story and THANK GOD he is waking White the fuck yo to reality abt damn time man it’s the third fucking episode and you still haven’t learned even after seeing you brother beat to a literal pulp 🩸🤕🤦♂️. And then there’s Namo‼️‼️ Genuinely such a W character she’s cool and she spray paints and she supports Sean in his everyday troubles I 100% stand by her ✊💯. With waking up White in mind tho, we gotta bring up this training arc and how Gumba is single handedly clutching up White’s cover as a tough gang leader guy 🙏💪. Like actually such lucky plot convenience because Sean so far has basically been the emotional wake up for White but that’s mainly it. I actually need to see White start getting riled up (esp after him being heated form his argument with the dad 👨🙅♂️🤑💵🤝), like if he starts using guns and shit to take people down I’m actually gonna be so hyped fr 🔫🔫💪. BUT SPEAKING OF SEAN. HOLYYY SHIT THATS WHAT MADE THIS SUCH A GOOD EP 🖤. WHAT WAS THAT BOXING SCENE BRO 🥊🥊🖤😭 HE GOT ONE-TWO PUNCHED AND WENT DOWN INSTANTLY 🫢. First hit and he got a bloody nose bro embarrassing af smh 😒. BUT THEN WE HAD THAT WHOLE TOWEL SCENE ⁉️⁉️ WHAT ARE WE DOING PLAYING FUCKING TUG OF WAR NAKED WITH A TOWEL⁉️ 🧖🖤😳. but anyways, that was a fun ep, like the character development (FINALLY) and all the awl scenes + w characters (oh and also 🍳 and paint boy 🎨 still looking interesting 👀, THAT GUN POINT WAS CRAZY 🔫🖤😭) But anyways, until the next ep (or if i forget to include anything again and need to reupdate one of the reviews 🥲)-friend 2 ✌️
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OH MY GOD. This was a very hype episode oh my god. More lore with black and white. Sean and white have so much tension and I love them. Yok gay as fuck and that is so real. You know what hell yeah. Good for them. Really good for them. Whoever is on the soundtrack needs to be fired immediately and so happy to be back for Friday night Thai drama night for the second episode of Not Me. There is so much chemistry and so many hot men it is overwhelming. But I am excited 9/10. Wait and whoever put first and Gawain together is going to hell because why? Lmao. They said they can only have one skinny small guy and it's going to be gun. Okay bye! Friend 1: this show is so incredibly fuck ass. Its so funny and i am THOROUGHLY enjoying myself. Episode 2 gets a 6.5/10. WHITE’S EXISTENCE IS LITERALLY RAGE BAIT BRO IM DYIN. HES SO ANNOYING. THE POINT OF BEING UNDER COVER IS TO BE UNDER COVER!!! It makes for a fun watch though, so ill deal with the anger that comes with it. Points detracted because the episode dragged, because white’s stupidity made me mad, and because of the fuck ass seizure moment, points added for YOK SKETCHING THE MYSTERIOUS ART GUY OMG I WAS SO GAGGED SUCH A GOOD CLIP, and also because sean and the friend who taught white to ride the motorbike are so freaking hot. There was another moment that i liked but i currently have no recollection of what it was so oh well. See you in the next ep! I have high hopes 🤩 friend 1 over and out.7/10so guys i’ve officially been given a time limit to do these, so we’re gonna move hard and fast with these now 🫶💪💪. This ep was def better than the first bc we got somewhere with the character relationships (bikes forever 🖤🏍️🏍️🏍️- shoutout to friend 1 for the impeccable motorcycle impressions) (charcoal painting of naked guys 👨🎨 🖤🫦 fan fic ahh core). Seriously tho, 🍳 (yok) and that dan guy seem like they got potential. With all of that said tho, we again need to address the issue in this room. White how the actual fuck are you so bad at pretending. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE, ALL THE “i quit 😢” and “this isn’t right 😢” BS IS MAKING WANT TO KILL YOU MYSELF HOLY SHIT. He’s gotta get it together fr like thank god his friend in the gov or whatever he does actually said it to him at the end. The fire was pretty sick tho (even if it was a bit over the top with the cutscene 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥). Other things that were cool: that guy who was talking to White before their exam is hype af (smartest character in the show so far hands down thank god someone gets common sense 🙏🙇). Also WOMEN EXIST HOLY SHIT ‼️‼️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️. LIKE ACTUALLY A NEW RECORD THREE TALKING YOUNG WOMEN ITS INSANE. (plus the one doing the spray paint seemed cool af 🎨). AND ALSO THAILAND THINKS BLACK LIVES MATTERERRRR (IN PENNSYLVANIA DELAWARE AND LIKE TWO OTHER STATES SPECIFICALLY 🙌🙌🙌). Hopefully these gay relationships make it out alive there too. Well with all of that said, let’s hope White and the rest of them get STRONGERRR 🖤🔥🏍️ (see you again core fr lmao) (and what is it with these song choices 😭😭)-friend 2 ✌️
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Why is this guy standing in the middle of a field in this goofy pose?Dont piss me off. And the subtitles going all over the screen is the most annoying thing ever i cant. Why does all of this shit feel like a filler episode? Bro what is happening? Uh 8/10 okay bye!
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FC we are running out of plot points and need to drag it out so we are adding more characters in hope that will make up for it. 8/10 okay bye!
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It’s getting better but at the same time nothing‘s happening and I don’t know how I feel about that. Headline: we are gonna be gay most of the time and then remind you that we also play soccer. This is not a real show Lmao.Okay so everyone is just in love, that is really cute. Lets continue this please. Was bro in the og soccer team? 9/10 okay bye!
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Wait, they are actually really cute together. During the fact this guy looks and acts like an old man probably because he is. But it’s a double sided love. Why he dreaming about him? 9/10 okay bye!
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I am going to give this show a chance because it is short, but i am struggling right now. These angles are making me sick. WHAT AM I FUCKING WATCHING???? They are eating up this dance but i am also so confused. Pov running out of plot 3 episodes in. Bruh I actually need to finish this. It is so short. Wait that is so cute how he started likinh him. 9/10 okay bye!
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Okay final episode. I really wish this show did more with our main couple. I feel like they didnt do enough with them and did way too much with the plot, which really didnt have a lot.They had such a good set up and just didnt use it to the best of their ability. AND ALSO the dad being homophobic still has me gobsmacked. A lot of things got faded out, the main threat, the bar, muenfahs crash out personality and i really wished they milked that more, i really do. They should make a special episode with just real and hia, because i love them. Pausing solitare to type this, but holy fuck they have chemistry. I feel like i am interrupting something right now. Yeah i didn’t like that ending. 6/10 they could have done more with that and with the whole show in general. I will continue to make edits of it though because its on YouTube and they are so cute. Okay bye!
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Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable like how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while im a head. 9/10 okay bye!
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