Dark Blue Kiss Episode 1
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BurntBaguettes Haven’t we been here before? Yes yes, we have. I tried to watch this show a couple of months ago and I was so confused, so I had to stop and it went back to plan to watch and now we’re here and I have shit to do and I need something to watch that’s not on my watchlist. OK let’s do this v2. This show is oddly nostalgic, and I don’t know why (and its not bc I have watched some of it lol). Asshole x sweetheart. W rizz lol. We stan doing stuff to spite people.I don’t know anyone’s name, but the guy Tay is playing better watch out because either RJ or AJ I don’t know who this is but they’re both hot is coming after your man bro. Coming for your job and coming for your man.That’s such a random photo on the desk. Broke bitch core. Forced proximity but it is heavily one sided. And that’s it. Despite it being 9 pm I am so fucking tired so I will watch in the morning. Okay bye!
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The Sign Special Episode Encore Episode 1
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Uh, we are here again I guess. Uh, what is happening? Also, I am so tired and can’t physically do college stuff right now so I am just. Gonna aggressively type this on my iPad in environmental science class. They are cute. Why is he looking like that? Holy junk look at their height difference, bitch what the fuck. Weird door transition. Is this spider gang still a thing? No one here is good with kids lol. Hey, are they abducting this kid? Inspector and this girl are fucking on the up highway. I liked how they just moved to Phaya’s house. Cigs are insane. Bro, what is Phaya doing? PAUSE YOU’LL WHAT? FREAKS SWEAR TO GOD: peak mummy and daddy. And we are done lol. I have to immerse with volume and not with no volume in IR lol. Watching this mummy and daddy shit v4. Is he still having these crazy dreams? Why does the green screen look worse? Self-insert core this was at the end of the final thing for the main one. Doppler gangers these two, but ones an actor and one runs the company and self-inserts. Time loop what the bitch? Can they catch a fucking break, it's a special episode lol. I have been watching this shit all day and I am only the 2 part. THAT'S A HUGE BED HOLY FUCK. Okay so wait they transfer over but not their siblings? Thats weird. Connection moment. Trying to split the review off into parts, just ignoring the first two. This kid has great hair. Okay, the dad speaks English that's why. Or speaks well enough English? Why does that kid have such a good phone? This is why we bring guns everywhere. This is why we bring guns. Acting on point. Underground Fight Club. They would be really good parents, Phaya and Tharn. "Respectfully I'm trying to get in that ring and I'm not talking about boxing." Me. That's sad that her auto reaction is to get down. Holy fuck how did they even find them. There is a tracking device on something. Pick your battles holy fuck.Normalize shooting people. Respectfully Khuem has 14 years of relationship and his fiance on the line, I would kick Yai's ass too. Yai would get one of the meanest knockouts, that my fiance bro. Oh, that's back to the start of it. They are all hanging by their hands. Full circle. This is very violent. Love whatever is happening lol (sarcasm bc what the fuck). That's funny as fuck lol. Oh, damn you go girl. I love her. Bullet right in the dome, I like her lol. ENGLISH, JUMP SCARE. I can't get over how handsome Yai is, it is stressing me out. Full circle moment with one of the first scenes being them all shirtless. We just have some more friends now. Headline: Maybe the real the sign was the friends we made along the way. Actually though, because they are all still friends and now have more friends as well, which I think is cute. I can get behind that ending, I can really get behind that. Okay let me write a better one and then be done with this show lol, I will be done with it in the morning bc I AM TIRED LOL. 9.5/10 Okay bye!
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They have been doing well; let's see if they can bring this shit home for the final episode. Awe cute. Please don't die. Please don't die, dude. Oh shit, don't tell me everyone is gonna drop like flies. Yai too bro, fuck. This is making me sick to my stomach. Chart: This might be the end road for you, but remember sacrifices must be made for the greater good (headline core). I am also praying that they can leave the main cast alone because the ring and the food are telling me otherwise. Impending doom is a real thing. I guess that’s the funny thing about death: you’re not supposed to feel a certain way and nobody can really force you to feel that way. People grieve differently and I think this is a pretty good example of that but they better bring that shit home or I will crash out. You find somebody who finally gives you purpose and then they’re gone and you don’t know what to do with yourself. That’s this. Glad he has friends to support him, because that could end very south very easily and could end in him killing himself. Because he has been looking for Tharn for literally his whole life, and now that he’s gone, I guess that can be very overwhelming. Impending Doom version 2. My iPad is lagging so fucking bad lol. I guess that’s really love in a way. That’s kind of sad but true. That’s love. It’s not something you can ever buy; it’s something you find and that’s its fucking soulmate and he found him finally and know he’s dead and so is his love. And I guess we are done. I think they could have done the ending better, Now I am going to try and make this review make sense and then write the big one. Shit got so bad, I am now on my pc typing this. 9/10 ending, they could have done it better. Okay bye!
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Okay. The schizophrenia or “signs” came from the car crash with his parents. Traumatic brain injury core. Whatever the mofos on this tree mil are smoking, I want some of it. I feel like there are eight cases happening and it's very overwhelming. Stay the fuck away from Dr. It is not a matter about being jealous, it's a matter of he will ruin y'all. I feel like I am being fucked with and I am actually the crazy one as the viewer. That's a creep, normalize shooting people. Gma know. Oh fuck no. I did not think Chart was going to come back lol. All of our problems would be solved if we just started shooting people lol. Tharn also needs to get out of his own ass and listen to Phaya. They are about to get trapped and I am doing English at the same time. Why does Phaya still have his gun if he is on leave? FIRST MOFO SHOT HOLY FUCK. Took yall 11 episodes lol. Fucking freak. Holy. This show is so overwhelming it makes me not want to eat. Tell him you're sorry Tharn. Holy fuck. Good 9.5/10. Okay bye!
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I am finishing the show today. shit on my iPad because we have a no phone policy at our school bro I'm so locked and I didn't say this shit is low-key throwing me for a loop and how can you get discharge from the hospital like that why they were Jack's with me like I'm crazy right now. Glad they're worried and want to go look for him because he's schizophrenic and has a history of wandering around and almost killing himself OK? Yai bro. HUH?? They are finally dating. Normalize saying that people are looking up at you when they die. Oh bruva that's problematic, they made it look like she killed herself. So the guy who killed the first guy in this girl or not guy person is the killer and is paying off the police and the government so I think it’s the montier guy. Holy. Okay bye!
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So much is happening. I was surprised as fuck that he wasn't pronounced dead because he was under there for a while. It is not about him being a cop, he just can't be near water. So much beef and I love it. Side eye. Good real-life shit bro. The world does not stand still when people go into comas. That change from being drunk was clean as fuck on my man's part. Who the fuck did they just jump? No way yall fell for that shit. OH SHIT FULL CIRCLE MOMENT. Not chart bro. Go get your man. "Hey dude, can you fight demons for us." Oh fuck he is having a seizure. Holy fucking shit what the fuck is even happening anymore what is the show? I'm so confused somebody please save me. I'm so confused. What the fuck how the fuck did he get discharged from the hospital bro he still got his fucking IV on what the fuck someone send them back to the hospital swear to God. Okay bye!
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Fuck. This show is overwhelming and I had to take a break lol. Ao i slept. Holy fucking shit bro. This is so overwhelming and there is so much happening lol. Okay bye!
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How long are these episodes? Why are they taking me two hours to watch? Art is a very beautiful-looking man. Yeah, I don't understand modern art. This is one of the most overwhelming things I’ve ever watched. It’s like psychologically overwhelming. Dr. whenever his name is, he just medicates these people and makes them even crazier and he did that with Tharn and he medicated him to stop him from having dreams about Paya. and now he’s telling him that Phaya is the crazy one and he is normal and that’s medical malpractice. some of the better acting I have seen in a while. I think since Kinnporshe bro. Which is crazy. The acting is amazing. What is even happening this is overwhelming. Okay bye!
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Great acting so far. The girl Now or Doa or whatever her name is in love with Nee, Phayas sister. This is also the house from Kinnporsche when they track down that guy and then shot him full circle moment version two. Khuem and whatever his man's name is have been a thing since 2009 lol. 14 years bro. Holy fucking shit 10/10, for the whole episode after that. Secret crush on you full circle moment. 14 years of relationships and I still don't think he likes men or you. They just start making out and the best SEX SCENE I HAVE EVER SEEN HAPPENS. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD IN MY LIFE. Holy shit. Wait is the Dr the Naga? My man my man v3. Holy fuck. Okay bye!
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I think he doesn’t have schizophrenia he has anger management issues, confused he does have a lot of hallucinations though so, maybe its both. I genuinely think he needs to go to the doctor though. That was a fire transition to the clown mask and the killings. All of that was so much to take in holy shit and HOLY FUCK WITH DR WHATEVER THE BITCH. Holy fucking shit. What a twist! Just wrote one of my USD supplementary essays about this show, bro it turned out fire. The shared sex dream is crazy work. This show is genuinely really good and overwhelming. Freak!!! Oh thats problematic, im starting to hate the doctor (even though the actor is my man). Medical malpractice. Is this the house from Unforgotten Night? Okay so confirmed his soul mate is him. What the fuck bro?okay bye!
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That knife was great. The picture cracking was freaky deaky. That being a dream makes it even more problematic lol, because he's having these dreams of Phaya while he is in his home. Schizophrenia oh shit. I would be mad too, to be honest. You cant just go around saying that. That’s freaky Deaky there’s a lot happening and I’m kind of forgetting about their love story pretty good. Okay bye!
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YouTube is now updating for some reason. OH SHIT. First time listening to the theme song and it is lowkey bumping. Dr what? Okay, they know each other but imagine they didn't, that is so problematic. Why he look down at the camera like that? Say it with me, that man is not your man. Why is he continuing to watch lol. Tell me why my eyes are fucking shut, why is this scary as dick? Good on Grandma for remembering. Let whoever killed them run free because what? Also, a serial rapist and serial killers who kill rapists are two very different things. Okay bye!
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One his brother being so tired, and not even remembering that they cuddled was good and also a little strange too. I think the main guy in the red hat who is in charge, killed the guy and played it off as suicide. I think that the main guy in the red hat knows that Phaya or Papaya whatever the fuck his name is when snooping and looking at him and Phaya and Tharns relationship setting is actually really cute like the whole police Academy thing, very cute. Go into the light type shit. He does not look like that lady at all. Why did they walk in like that? That's freaky ass fuck. [3/4] They are going pretty fast but they have this weirdly good chemistry, so it makes it okay. Like a gun bolster? Me too yai! Forced proximity love to see it. [4/4] Alcholic trope love to see it, glamorized alcoholics. Thicky icky outfit on. Bad vibes from this balding fuck. Also doing homework. This drama is all light and sweet and then it has this weird dark undertone with the murders and this soulmate shit. tharn and yai sleep together? MY MANNNNN MY MAN MY MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE SECRET CRUSH ON YOU, MY MAN MY MAN. Okay bye!
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Like I need another show, this has good rankings, and I recognize one of the actors. Not a clue what is happening. [3/4] This disproportional ass guy who has big ass monkey ears and a big ass nose and who is jacked, has to be one of the sexiest mother fuckers I have ever seen in my LIFE (Yai). I'm very confused. Okay, so it's military training but there are powers? “Geez, I thought I was watching Jack and Rose.” Someone send his ass home right now lol. POLICE OFFICER??? All that for a fucking police officer bro. I'm pretty sure the qualifications in America are to be racist and bad at shooting. I blow up the whole building if someone crossed me like that and no that picture doesnt even look like Tharn. Oh shit, it does look like him lol. Meddler bro, oh guy this looks like my friend, oh this. Shut up, sexy man. He is digging himself into this hole. Cheap ass kiss. There's a serial killer. He definitely got killed. I’m starting to hate Yai, who is the sexy guy lol. Tell me why I would run if someone did that to me in the bathroom. Hes getting prayed on help. Long ass first episode lol. 8.5/10. Okay bye!
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And we are back for episode 2. I fuck heavy with the nerdy-smart guy being a host and technically a stripper for a nightclub. I don't think host can have tattoos. Why is the sexy guy being a predator, lol? My speech is at 2567 words, I am gonna watch this and cut. New couple? Okay, awkward kiss that was necessary at all. Rightful reaction from the both of them. Pan doesn't know his friend's mom? Blackmail is crazy work. "Mother is mothering." Who is on the subtitles? Because they need a raise. Taking shots on the job. is crazy work, especially if you don't drink. So are the host sex workers or what? I am confused. I really don't understand what a host is. This freak. Why the drawer the first place he looked? Oh, did that lady drug the shots? If she did, then his passing out makes some sense. Not to be that person, but he looks sexy as hell passed out. Why do they always get caught by this guy, lol? Love this trope; eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The White Savior complex has now started. That's lowkey sad he doesn't have any friends; I feel bad for him and his momma. Juicy ass lips. It's giving Romeo and Juliet, and I don't know why. Money is a funny thing y'all. Money is a funny thing. And yeah. Okay, I am into it but confused lol. And 155 words cut lol. Okay bye!
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