BurntBaguettes

kinda boring

I have to find every single one of these episodes, oh my god. I finally finished with this; it took me forever. I am going to average it and then explain my rating by episode. 8 stars out of 10.

I started watching because of some sketchy YouTube video, and it started on May 30th, 2023, so it has been a while because it was October 10th. I mentioned that it was short and it shouldn't take me that long because its short. Boy, was I wrong? So very wrong.

Fan Rui Hao started dressing up as a girl, and I was just really confused. There was an extraordinary band thing with Ah Jian and Xu Qi Zhang, and it was really random but a really big part of the show. And Fan Rui Hao was the sexist person in the show. Oh my god, his victims were grogeous, and he is just oh my god. He got cheated on by his older brothers. I don't know why he attracts older men, but that was really weird.

I have a faint memory of watching this because of the dad scene, but then again, there are too many parts that I do not remember for me to have watched this. It's very nostalgic, and I'm enjoying it. I don't remember his name or how to spell it, for that matter. But the guy with the glasses and the dead dad are played by three different people: him with glasses, him without glasses, and him without glasses with wet hair. I am liking this show so far; it's cute and fun and very laid-back. You know it's going to be good when one of the main characters has one dead parent or two dead parents. It was not good, but what can you do? I am copying and pasting stuff from my reviews because I actually cannot remember this show.

The actors look older than they actually are.

Boring episodes. It took me forever to finish, and mainly because this sh*t was really born. I just couldn't really get into it because there was more plotting than actual plotting. Too many sad moments and background filler than actual content. It just got on my nerves. Theres a lot of potential with the misunderstood kid, the perfectionist, the double live kid, and some random musican, less potential for our second couple, but it was not reached, and it made me really disappointed, and its going to take forever to find all the episodes. I have nothing else to say besides that it was bad. That's it. I would not recommend it, but do what you want. Okay bye!

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The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

A whole family of dirty fucking bums. I don't even know how to feel about this show. I can't even lie, it was so bad. This is a skippable show, I can't lie to y'all. There was way too much happening, but also nothing, so watch if you want. I would give it an 8 (8.4) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview.

Offroad was sick of his submissive, cute roles and said I want to be evil, but not normal evil, just downright diabolically evil. And you know what, I was obsessed with it, and I think that he did a great job. Too great of a job, I fear. Everyone did a great job with acting because I was so fucking pissed the entire time, lmao. OFF LOOKED GOOD IN THIS. I might just be into evil-looking guys, but my lord, he looked good (also, he has a fatty). Daou and Offroads' chemistry was nice in this. I love the power bottom dynamic; that was very fun. Especially good acting in Chet's character. GREAT JOB, he got into that shit, oh my lord. Park (HOW DID IT FEEL TO HAVE THAT DICK REACH YOUR DANG STOMACH WITH ALL THAT MEAT RIDDING) and Chet almost made me bawl, I can't lie. I am going to need a special episode or something. We do like a joint special with the heart killers, idc if we are in different companies, make it happen. That's about it, yay Off and Daou.

Holy fuck. The same thing happened OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR 10 FUCKING EPISODES. Right when you thought they were going to change stuff up, the plot folds back in on itself, and they continue to fuck around in your face. The plot is interesting, but they need to spice it up more. Family betrayal over and over again, and it got so fucking boring even with all of the action. Peem was just straight evil for the love of the game. He had no reason to do it, but he kept fucking being so evil, and it was so funny, but also made the plot fold in on itself. The title should have been something along the lines of family, BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE FUCKING DID, THE ENTIRE SHOW. And it was boring, it was so boring. Missed opportunity for so many romances between the guard dogs. DAMN DOGS ALL OF THEM. I think if the plot had been continuous and not a run around, then this show would have been better. It was fun, and I liked the idea, but it was just so poorly executed that it made this unbearable. Also, the whole thing with Risa. YOUR DAD DOESN'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL, YOUR DAD HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE INCOMPETENT AS A MOTHER FUCKER. Everything that she had to do, she failed at. I mean, they are all not mentally fit for this shit, but she especially isn't because she is so focused on taking her brothers down that she can't do her job. They all are like this, but at least Chet and Peem can do their jobs and fuck around; she can't. She pissed me off. Still so mad at Park and Chet. The ending was mediocre, and I don't know how to feel at all. WE KILL THE ENTIRE CAST, CHET, RISA, HER BODY GUARD, ALL OF HER OTHER GUARDS, PARK, (and Peem technically), and there is no one left. WHY DID WE DO THAT? Just bad fucking writing. Also, our couple had a max of 3 minutes in a bullshit happy ending about Peem saying he didn't want to live this life anymore. WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT LIKE 3 EPISODES AGO? HUH? DUMB ASS. SOMEONE TAKE JEANS AWAY FROM DAOU AND OFFROAD, PLEASE. Y'all look so weird in the slim thick baddie jeans. WHY DO DAOU AND OFFROAD ALWAYS GET TERRIBLE PLOTS? THAI DIDDY LMAO. He just randomly pulled up. The whole plot with the lover before Than was awful, and I don't know why they did that. Also, the poor character writing made this harder to enjoy as well. THE GUN SHOTS, OH MY LORDDD. GET OUT OF MY FACE. Also, a few continuity errors in this, too, mainly at the end, how was he bleeding if he HAD THE VEST ON? ARE YALL DUMB? LARD, THIS WHOLE SHOW IS LARD. Yeah, so the whole thing is trash besides acting and chemistry.

Episode overview time. "I hope this is good because they have such good chemistry and get such bad shows." They got another bad show, I fear. "The brother lowkey looks like Jimmy if he actually looked his age and didn't drink the fountain of youth, and the sisters fine as fuck lmao." "Diddy ass party. Off has chem with EVERYONE." "Meat rider. Chet's bodyguard is a fucking meat rider, and I know you’re in love with him, but hop off of his dick, dude, my fucking God." " I don’t trust this sister anymore. I don’t know, she’s giving me terrible vibes right now, and I don’t trust anybody, but like the music that’s playing in the background when she says specific things makes me not trust her." "HOW TO SPELL YOU ARE CAPITAL FUCKED PEEM. BROS A WHORE MY LORD. Why do you need a sugar daddy? You are rolling in it." "Will Than actually get with Peem or will he fuck every other guy in the show before that happens?" lmaooo. "Hey, I have never been held accountable in my life, have no idea how to regulate his emotions, and I am EVIL FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME." "There is so much happening, but this show is oddly boring. Like the same shit keeps happening over and over lmao. Chet knows he's evil, and he has his reasons. BRO IS DOING IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE FUCKING GAME. JUST BC HE CAN. Off was sick of playing submissive little bitch roles lmao. I am actually obsessed with his poorly written character, lmao. JUST EVIL BC HE CAN." "Also, the same thing keeps happening over and over again. How many times can we repeat this shit, oh my lord? BE frrrr, how did he even get fucking shot oh my god. If we took Risa out of the picture, I think Chet and what's his face would hate each other a lot less." "DONT LET HER TURN YALL AGAINST EACH OTHER. WHATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, DONT BE A DIRTY BUM? A whole family of dirty bums. Also, the sister is so incompetent, that's why yo daddy hates you." "Oh my god, Chet and Park are actually gonna make me fucking cry. YALL SOME DAMN DOGS. park what the hell? JUST CAUGHT HELLA BODIES. THE ENTIRE SHOW JUST DIED.. I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS. Yay, our main couple, I guess."

I don't know. The idea behind this is fun, but it was just very poorly executed. Watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Selling out all of ARSENI for some not even guaranteed cookie is crazy

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW? First head 2 head and now me and thee. This was actually amazing and geniuely so fucking hilarious I didn't know what to do with myself. I think that a little more action would have brought this show over the top, but I liked that they didn't have BS problems and got straight to the point. Okay, I would give it a 9 (8.9) out of 10, and I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview. If you are on the fence about this show, jump off the fence right into Phuwin's lap.

This show was so fucking fun, and oh my god, it was perfect. I do not read descriptions, but I watched the trailer so I understood what was happening, and this was SO FUCKING FUNNY and literally perfect. I think that Pond and Phuwin both did a phenomenal job with both of their characters, and something in the air (it might be age) BECAUSE THEY WERE SO FUCKING SEXY IN THIS SHOW I WAS WET THE ENTIRE TIME. The chemistry was good in this, and just everything about them was great. I don't see a lot of funny mafia boss shows, so I enjoyed this greatly. People who say that Mr. Thee was cringe, you literally DO NOT GET THE CONCEPT. He is supposed to be cirnge, he is supposed to be over the top, that is the whole point of his character, and it was so great. I think that Peach being an introvert was also really fun, because she stayed an introvert the entire time. I thought that the costumes were really good, and the same with the makeup. Everything from the sound effects to the backgrounds, it was all fucking perfect. Giving it up for our second couple, William Est. When I tell you I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW WILLIAM, I GENIUELY SCREAMED (and I ain't even about that life fr). This show and them had me smiling so fucking much, I swear. Back to them, they dynamic in this was everything I have ever dreamed of and better, whoever wrote this out, you deserve to have your ass eaten CLEAN, BACK AND FRONT I SWEAR TO GOD because that was a great dynamic and a great job. Mhoks or Moks character was really good, and I am so happy to see Est back in bodyguard roles, because I haven't seen him in one in a hot minute. Just great characters and a good dynamic with them. I liked how they didn't have bullshit issues like miscommunication or where the main couple were doing weird things; they took their time with it, and they made it genuinely good without having weird issues. Good fucking writing, I swear to god. I TRULY DON'T THINK I HONED IN ENOUGH HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING SHOW WAS. LIKE I was pissing myself laughing, Jesus Christ. People's main criticism was that this show felt rushed, and it felt like Mr. Thee jumped the gun, BUT THAT WAS THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS OR HOW IT WORKS, HE ONLY SEES IT ON TV, SO OF COURSE HE IS GONNA JUMP THE GUN AND RUSH INTO THINGS. The lore with peach was great, and I wished they did more with it, truly wished they did. And that is all!

Our beater couple. They are one of my main criticisms of this show. I really think that they either should have written them out better or just scrapped them completely. I love Perth and Santa so much, but their toxicity in this was just awful and hard to watch whenever they came on screen. I think it has nothing to do with acting, because they did great, it just has more to do with the fact that it was just bad character writing and bad placement. Because Perth's character was so fucking toxic and abusive, and the fact oh no my family got deported, and now I won't be toxic because of that, like shut up, get the fuck out of my FACCCCEEEE. AND THE FACT HE GOT BACK WITH HIM AFTER ALL OF THE SHIT HE DID, TIME AFTER TIME, FUCK OFF. Pissed me off. Also, I think that this show should have had a little more action, and that would have pushed it over the top. They had some good action scenes, and then they just kind of faded, so I think it would have done them good to add more scenes like that. THEY JUMPED THE GUN OUT OF THE WEDDING. Like I wished they didn't do that because it kind of took away from the story a bit. They could have paced the story out better towards the middle; it felt a little awkward. And yeah, just doing more with the ending, and I think I am gonna need a special episode or something for rome and mhok and thee and peach BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS SHIT ISN'T 400000000 EPISODES. I am so sad, okay that is it.

Okay, let's look at my episode thoughts. "I need all the episodes of the show to come out right now because I’m four minutes in and I’m addicted. He and the soap opera, and he’s getting fucking clowned on my peach. And the bodyguard has to go along with it cause they get paid to do this today. I’m gonna need to be tied down waiting for this shit." "Someone mentioned that they put like 10 chapters of the novel into one episode, and the first episode felt rushed. I low-key don’t think so. I think that our mafia boss is falling in love too quickly, and that’s because he has a skewed sense of a relationship, and I think they’re showing that really well, actually. And I don’t know if they even mean to do that, but I enjoy that part. This show is an absolute ball fest. I’m having so much fun." "And I think he is so delusional because his life is shit, and I think that’s interesting. This show is lowkey such a bawl fest I can't. ROME MENTIONED I love this show so much. I might explode, oh lord." "BREAKING OUT IN SONG IS CRAZZYYYY. WILLIAMEST, IT'S A BLESSED DAY. I LOVE THEM, AND I'M SO HAPPY THEY BROUGHT THEM OUT. FUCK I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE. Oh my godddd." I THINK I PISSED MYSELF WATCHING THIS SCENE. "I think they should have spaced this show out a little better, but I am also so obsessed it's crazy, so they are doing something right. Camera catcher in the car's reflection, y'all not slick. Thee is lowkey such a good guy. Camera again in the glasses, y'all not slick. Why are we speaking in English? Mok keeps this crazy family grounded, lmao. Why are we bringing the gun out rn? Thank you to whoever prompted Pond to start flexing. Thank you. JUST GOT WAR FLASHBACKS TO OF HOLY FUCK. I love them to death, holy shit." "Thee is going through some pretty good character development right now. This episode is a little boring. Oh, speak of the devil, we have some lore. Being sent there because of abuse is, in some aspect, worse than having nobody. work yourself to death, that's the American dream." "OH FUCKKKK. Twin, you better keep your mouth shutttt. Selling out all of ARESENI for some not even guaranteed cookie is crazy. WHAT THE FUCK? They executed my boy. He actually punched him; that is crazy. Oh fuckkkk. Everything is going to shit. Praying on these two downfalls, holy moly. Perth and Santa are toxic as fuck. I wish they did more lore with the mafia and stuff. Bc I know they are gonna unleash it all at once. I love all the green-ish blue in this house; it is so elegant and nice. Also, Phuwin has me feeling some type of way right now. I don’t wanna be down bad, but his body is beyond sexy. Here comes daddy. Thee is a freak and lowkey a menace. THEY FREAKED OUT. Also, I forgot this was 10 episodes. Come on, y'all, we got this. We can do this. I love them. THEY ARE FREAKED OUT. Especially thee, he is so down bad it's embarrassing." "BROS DOING HIS JOB INSTEAD OF KISSING BOYS. A very frozen-in-time family. He loves you for your everything, and that was some good fucking writing. They are so cute, and I am going to miss them so much. PONDS DOGGGG AWEEE MY BABY." " Just realized I am smiling at grown men and there is nothing to be smiling about bc im a fat fucking chud. The singing is cringe, but it's okay because it's him. Marriage is lowkey crazy, I can't lie. THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED WHAT THE HELL? IT IS A BLESSED DAY HOLY MOLY THEY ARE SO SEXY AND HOLY FUCK. THEY ARE SO AWARE. IM GONNA DIE THE CAMEOS ARE HILARIOUS. Okay 9.5, I am gonna need a special for Mok and rome, and they jumped the gun with the wedding a bit, but other than that it would have been a 10!"

And that's it. I wish they did the ending better, but all in all, this was so fucking fun, I swear to god, and I am going to rewatch FOR SURE. Okay bye!

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Solution, we get Jerome medicated, and then we execute our second couple by firing squad

My life is over, and I have no idea how I am going to spend my Sundays now. This was a great show, and I would give my life to watch it again for the first time. I would give it a 9 out of 10! Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview.

SEA KEEN BACK AT AGAIN BETTER THAN EVER. I loved them in only boo, and I am so glad that they have another show together. Something in the water because they both have grown into their features so much and look so fucking hot. They have great chemistry and also great acting skills. Just overall, I am so proud of them, and they brought this show to life. Surf and Java, I have seen Java before, but never Surf, and they did great in this. The character writing for them was a little meh, but they are good actors and have good fucking chemistry. Honorable mention, Javas fucking eyes. THEY ARE TO DIE FOR I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY ARE EVIL BUT GREAT. The plot was lowkey really interesting and fun, like I don't think I have seen something like it besides magical prophecy, and they did this differently, which was really fun. I enjoyed it a bunch and thought it was well done. I AM A SLUT FOR A GOOD RIVALS TO LOVERS SECRET CRUSH, HOLY MOLY. Great job. The start was good and reminded me of Bad Buddy, but different, so it was fun. This was beyond funny, holy fuck. A CRUSH THAT NEVER FADED PLOTLINE. OH MY GOD I WAS GONNA EXPLODE. Dead wife flashbacks. The flashlight bits were to die for and so cute, and they were trying to make Jinn be ungrateful, BUT IF MY PARENTS GOT BACK TOGETHER I WOULD ALWAYS BE FUCKING LIVID, HOLY FUCK. So good writing, besides, when he comes around, I would truly never. Good character development, though, with our main couple, nice to see. ALSO, THE MAIN COUPLE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT HOLY MOLY. Okay, that's it.

What I didn't like was Surf and Java's characters, just both overall poor writing, and I think that they could have done them better. Like, they had bullshit issues, and it just felt so irrelevant to the plot, and I wish they had connected it better, because the placement was very weird and awkward. HOW THE FUCK WAS HE ABLE TO TELL THE FUTURE? I AM SO LOST. Because I know that's why he crashed, but it felt very out of the blue, and I think they could have done that better. THE ENDING WITH THE DAD. I think that they should have done more with it. I know it shows character development that Jinn was okay with it, but they built to it for like 11 episodes, and then it just kind of happened, like in 3 minutes, and I'm like, dude, no way. I understand why they did it like that to show character development, but I wish they had done it better. Some of the plot felt kind of empty, so they could have done more with that. Random fucking side characters, bro shut the hell up. There's probably more, but that's all I could think of.

Overview time. " I miss them so much, and I don’t remember Sea being this sexy, cause what the fuck, and the side couple they’re so hot. Everyone is hot, and why can't we have hot freshmen like this at my university (I am a freshman btw lmao) im like da fuq." "Whoever did Sea's hair needs a raise because he looks FINE AS A MOTHER FUCKER." "SEAAAAA MY LORD HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. THEY ARE IN LOVE, YOUR HONOR. OH NOOOO. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK." "THAT LOOK FROM JAVA IS LETHAL. Oh my god. Dynamic change. I am obsessed and can't wait till next week. They need to strap me down, I'm so excited." "Nightmares every single time he sleeps, daydreams, or even zoning out, THIS WOULD BE AWFUL, SO FUCKING AWFUL. AND THEY ARE ALL ABOUT HIM." "I am trying to nitpick this show, but I am really enjoying it. I think the side couples placement feels a little awkward at times, but they are cute. I also think some of the background characters are so irrelevant, but that's fine bc they are hotttt. I think their chemistry got better and feels less awkward, but still has its charm, which is nice. I love them so much." "They’ve grown up so much, but on God, jinn is still that motherfucking kid who got punched on the basketball court for having a crush on him." "I think by his being able to tell the future, he’s messing with things he shouldn’t be messing with because he’s changing the route of how they fall in love. The outcomes are gonna be different so I think two things jinn needs to calm his ass down and just like think about stuff and Jerome needs to realize that you can’t mess with the future and expect everything to be the same because the main thing on why they were dating is that he never found the journal because he hid it really well and all this, but he went through and looked at that journal." There are levels to this. "Also, their kisses are still awkward as fuck, but it’s like a charming kind of awkward." "Also, their cuddling was really cute, and I’m low-key so obsessed with them. I can’t lie. Also, Sea has gorgeous, fucking lips." "J needs to be medicated, I swear. They connected those two parts very poorly." "Solution, we get Jerome medicated, and then we execute our second couple by firing squad." "I understand him with his dad because my dad also left my family, and if my parents go back together after I think it's been 10 years, I would be beyond angry. Genuinely holy fuck. But I also understand both sides. This flashlight shit is so cute." " Y’all are together because he loves you because he didn’t start having these dreams until after y’all got together, lock the fuck. If he didn’t love you, then he wouldn’t be going through all these motherfucking links to keep you safe. You are fucking dumb bitch. WHY ARE THEY SO FREAKED OUT? This scene would be so much more meaningful and like, oh my God, they’re talking out if this FREAK was not on top of him, get the fuck off my screen you gay bastards."

Devastated that it's over, love them to pieces. Okay bye!

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Go into the light

I just sighed. I fucking hate this show. Don't watch it. Like fuck. Okay, I would give it a 7 (8.1, BUT THIS SHOW DOESN'T DESERVE MY KINDNESS) out of 10, and then I am going to try to be nice and say what I liked, what I didn't (everything, don't watch it), and then an episode overview. Okay!

MOS AND BANK YAY YIPPPE YIPPE YAYAAYAYAY. That is fucking it. It started great, I will give the show that. Fucking gnarly ass start, love that. Mos has the sexiest eyes I have ever seen. Their sex scenes were good. I will also give them that. I liked the bodyguard and the annoying fuck, they were fun. I would rewatch just for them. I can't lie to y'all. Whoever did the camera work, you did a great job. Everything else, die.

THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE POWER DYNAMIC. Like borderline pedophilic with the shits, or at least it feels like that. It is lowkey awful and kind of makes the show unbearable. Like, I kind of understand what they were getting at, but at the same time, they did that awfully, and that lowkey grossed me all out. Like Bank's character acts like he is a child, and it makes this show so much worse than it needs to be. This whole show is a fucking ball fest, I can't lie to you. GOD FUCKING AWFUL. The plot fell the fuck off after a few episodes and just became so boring and so fucking confusing, like maybe if we stuck to one plot and not 5, this would have worked, but we didn't do that and tried to do 5 plots at once, and the show became confusing and fucking boring. This show was so fucking embarrassing, oh my god, OH MY GOD. OUR SIDE COUPLES AND CHARACTERS (BESIDES MY GOATS, THE SECRETARY, AND THE ANNOYING FUCK) WERE DOING WAY TOO MUCH. Why are we focusing on them and not the main couple? Geniuely don't fucking piss me off, I swear to god. Also, our main characters, especially Mos's character, were so incredibly shallow and one-dimensional that it pissed me off. I don't know why everything pisses me off, but especially that. Shity ass character writing. We dont know how to write a plot, we dont know how to write characters, what do we know how to do? I WILL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, FUCKING NOTHING. BITCH. Way too much was happening in this show; it was overwhelming, and none of it made any sense. Also, they rushed the fuck out of the ending. Okay, that is it.

Overview time. "Problematic, but a good start toward the end." "The way he is on his knees in front of him. I am so down bad for him, bro. Legs open and shit. I don't mean that; I do, but I don't." "Lin looks bad as hell in this V-neck. I might just be down bad, though. Why is getting horny over his man doing a peace sign? CAMERA WORK EATS." "I genuinely can't imagine seeing my manager get all flirty with the CEO's secretary; I'm just trying to put that in perspective with my job, and it's so awkward." WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONNECT OUR PLOTS, SO STOP ADDING MORE. "Why is he calling him Khun dad? Calm down, Jamal. I am obsessed with slow-dancing scenes, it's addicting lowkey. Crazy transition from the dancing, though. This flashing back and forth is a little suspicious. Transitions are great. The camera work is so amazing. Because who is doing this? Lighting and everything. Get it sexy, get it sexy. Sun looking hot as FUCK right now. Looks are serving. That was good." " I am gonna be so honest, that is the ugliest fucking necklace I have ever seen. If my nightmares affected me this much, I don't think I would leave my house ever." "THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST CHEMISTRY, BRO. Like big dragon was cheeks, but it was good cheeks. This is just cheeks."

I would say don't watch it, and if you are going to, make sure you do with one hand and your eyes shut. Okay bye!

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Shit, I was seduced too

My one and only note for this show is "Bloody phenomenal." Lmao. I would give it a 7.5 out of 10. It was fun, but also had some flaws lmao. Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

I am on my third rewatch of this absolute masterpiece, so that should tell you a lot about it lmao. It's fun, and they are free. These two have great chemistry and also a gnarly IRL age gap, but that's fine. The plot is fun. His brother's best friend has to look after him because he keeps going to parties, and then he gets the smart idea to seduce him to get him off his case. Like, tell me that is not the best plot you have ever seen. They also have gnarly chemistry, like it matches this and their other show so well, I can't even lie. I am lowkey getting the two of them confused. I liked the character development in this, I can't lie. Like they both had their own, and I thought it was pretty good. Like, this thing is so bad, but in a good way. Also, their sex scenes were pretty good. I think whoever was doing the camera needs to get better, but they were pretty good. I think they are both attractive in their own way, and I liked their contrast; it was so fun, so much fucking fun. I don't know. I think that is all I can think of. I just wrote that I hated the older brother, but I love the dynamic when they are dating their older brother's best friend, and I love CEO shit. Okay yeah.

The people who made this one and the other one love to see Neel, the guy who played Liam, in pain, like, oh my god. Like, he stay getting pushed around, sexually assaulted, and abused, and I don't know why. LIKE LEAVE HIM ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD. ALSO THE EX, fuck, get his ugly dumb ass off my screen, I swear to god this baffoon ass monkey bitch. Every time he came on the screen, the more irrelevant he got, I swear to god. Also, another downside is that I paid for this, lmao. I did it for the love of the game, but I would have rated it higher if I didn't pay for it lmao. I think they should have done more with the brother. Like, he was lowkey one of the major plot driving points, and we saw him like twice. RANDOM ENDING I SWEAR. Very, just what the hell. The pacing at the end also got very bad, but that is fine. And yeah.

Watch it, it's fun, and I am going to rewatch right now lol. Okay bye!

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The agenda should have stayed hidden

This show was a hard watch, but I would do it all over again for JoongDunk. Yeah. This took me no joke (see what I did there) 2 years to finish. The main thing is that it is boring. So very boring. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview, so yeah.

I think this show had a great message and good potential. I will give them that. Great fucking potential and could have been greatness, I swear to god. It was fun, and they were free. And that is about it, lmao. Joong and Dunk delivered with their chemistry as normal and had some good kisses and good NC scenes in this. Sadly, it wasn't enough to save the show, I fear. I liked the background characters; they were fun. I actually think the character writing was good in this; it really was (besides the side couple in some parts, that was getting on my nerves). I liked the speech and debate part. I think it's because I did it from 3rd grade all the way to my senior year of high school, but I did enjoy that part. I miss speech and debate so much I can't even lie lmao. I thought the plot with Nita was fun. I don't know why I really liked it. It added to the plot and made it more interesting. Joong and Dunk looked great in this, ESPECIALLY DUNK OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO GOOD. Might rewatch with one hand just for dunk and his gorgeous ass. I think the premise of this show was great, and so is the dynamic; it was just executed pretty poorly. I can't.

Incredibly forgettable show, I dont even remember it lmao. This is a slow burn done wrong. If you know me and my reviews, you know I hate slow burn and shity romance building, and this was no different. I have the attention span of a little kid, so slow burns aren't really my thing, but if done right, they can still be good. This was not done right. The whole show was very slow, and that made it incredibly boring, oh my lord. This took me dropping and starting like 3 times before I finally finished it, and it was a hard watch every damm time. We did a lot of sitting around holding our fucking balls in this show. Like nothing was happening for full episodes for both our couples (I would be lying if I said I remembered there was a side couple in this, I still didn't like them though, according to my episode reviews). Like that is the point of side coulpes to be there when the main characters are doing anything. But nope. Joke's posseiveness was cock blocking the entire show, I can't even lie to you. Oh my god, it wasn't even cute or fun, it was annoying as fuck. Another thing is, at the end, like the final episode, they were just having fake fucking problems to drag the show out, oh my lord, let's finish this. Okay, that is it.

Okay, overview. "I love Joong and Dunk so much. They are so fucking cute. This can actually be so good, it has a lot of potential, and I’m pretty excited, actually." I was watching this while it was airing, good for me. "Why am I not winning nationals with Joong Archen as my boyfriend? Is that too much to ask for? No, I dont think so. Manifesting this energy for this year's speech and debate." Sadly, I did not win nationals, and Joong Arch is still not my boyfriend; it's a sad day. "This episode proved me very wrong, and they are slow burn but fast at the same time, and I need this." I was then shot 57 times. "Hopefully, they come to terms with their feelings pretty fast. I miss them. I loved Star in my mind so fucking much. Love them forever." Would give my life for Joong Dunk. "The plot was moving, but nothing happened at the same time. It was getting on my nerves, but what can you do? They could have more potential with these, and if you aren't going to build on the main characters, at least build on the random side couples and the other ones. I think that would be fun." "The final episode airs tomorrow, so I am trying to get all of these done today so I can finish the show on time. But knowing me, it's probably not going to happen, but I love them." It didn't happen; it took chloe another 2 years to finish this. " The cuddling was just so fucking cute. I am glad Zo came clean with Nita because that was definitely going to cause some problems. I am glad they are trying to take things slow, and Joke is backing off to give his man some space. Joke's Possiveness is going to come bite them in the ass because he was already pulling that shit in this episode. Hopefully, we get more of the stalker because I love Nita and jokes about friendship. I just think it is interesting and adds to the plot." "I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol." I lied again; it took me another year. "Someone said that if you dont like this, you dont get the concept, and I always get the concept, so we are back even if I think this is boring." "I am giving this show one last chance. I have tried to finish it three times now, and every single time I failed. This is the final time, let’s hit it to the bitch. I am a teenager. I understand these shitty shows. I get them all, but this show is flat-out boring. It’s so unfathomably boring, and I love joongdunk to the ends of the motherfucking earth. I will ride that ship till it explodes and incinerates into straight ash, but this show is so boring. Predictable ass show I fear. Ngl idk what he did bc it's been so long, but whatever he did it's his fault for sure. Also, Dunk looks beyond good in this. I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore." "Oh, that sucks, oh that fucking sucks. Because you have to be happy for her when you know it's hard. Too real, that's wrap it up. I think that the message behind this show is fantastic, it's just the slow burn aspect with their dynamic as well as the plot, but stick with this shit. Too real, I fear. Way too real. IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT. I knew it. I was trying to finish this in class, but it didnt work out." "Why are we having fake problems rn?"

Yeah, I think it has a good premise and good chemistry, just really poor execution that made this so fuckinf boring. But watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Can you miss someone you've never met?

I would give my life to watch this show again for the first time. This is fantastic, and anyone who says otherwise is just fucking wrong. 17 episodes of actual greatness. I would give it a 9.35, which I will round up to a 9.5 out of 10, and I wanna say two things: watch it no matter what, and I would like to welcome this show to the 9.5 crew. I am going to say what I liked (EVERYTHING JUST WATCH THIS SHIT), what I didn't, and then do an overview. Oh my god, I need to rewatch this shit again.

Everyone is hot as hell. I like it when everyone is bad; that is the biggest pro. People were hating on Maxky, and tbh I thought he was chopped too, but he grew on me so much, and I am so in love with him I can't even lie to you. His lips are fantastic, and the same with his sunken-in face. This show is fun, it's gay, and it's perfect. I liked all of the couples, even though they didnt include them all because of season 2, all of them great. Great character writing because I fell in love with each and every character, even the characters who were lowkey in background couples. I loved them so much, and it was fantastic character writing because they felt like real people. I think the plot was a bit jumpy and filler-like, but it made it fun. Truly, never a dull moment with these guys. I enjoyed Hill and easter, while I had never seen Pond in anything before this, Earth is geniuely, my husband and I love him so much, and he can do no wrong in my eyes, I swear to god. I enjoyed their story, although I am not the biggest fan of misunderstanding plots. I enjoyed their story a whole bunch, and while these two have chemistry with everyone they are paired with...actually just everyone (waiting for my bas and earth show, I fear), they have great chemistry with each other, and oh my god, I loved them. Yeah, of course, they had a few flaws with them, but all in all, I loved them to DEATH. Next up is Johan and North, people loved them, and truly, I was no different. They have great chemistry and overall a great story. I am a sucker for debt, and love at first sight from childhood tropes, I can't lie. I think everything was done very well for their story, and the two of them are great actors. I like North's character, especially the way the doctor friend group treats him. One, this friend group has a thing for cute guys, and I like how they are like Wow, he is gorgeous. They treated bas like this in 2 moons, and it was so great, and I am glad they are doing it again because he is so gorgeous and definitely slept on. Yeah, I liked the two friend groups and truly think that everyone had their quirks and charm to them. I think truly one of the greatest things I liked about this show is that it was fun. I didn't have to think a whole lot, and it brought this nostalgic fun vibe that I have been looking for. I do think shows with a lot of couples are never good, but this one and perfect 10 liners did a phenomenal fucking job. This was so fun, and I am going to rewatch it again for like the 5th time, because I love it so much. I also liked how they set up the show for season 2. Like, I did not read the description or the character list, but I was like, there's a bunch of couples, but at the end, they set it up really well, and I enjoyed that. Also, North and Easter's dynamic. I LOVE THEM TO PIECES, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC WAS SO FUN OH MY GOD. Great job all around. Sex scenes were great and felt while real, and also not in a way, they were fun, and they were genuinely amazing. Also, honorable mention to Pond and his sexy ass voice, oh my god, I love it so much. THE BAR FIGHT SHIT AND THE PART-TIME JOBS. Those were so fucking fun, and you guys don't know how much I loved those scenes. They felt nostalgic, and I thought they were so fun and well done. I liked the full circle moment with the opening scenes and the scene in episode 10, that was nice. And that is about it, or all I can think of.

What I didn't like. That's kind of hard. I think they shouldn't have had any more background characters, just like the people in the couples, because that was so much to keep track of, and then most of them got faded out anyway, so maybe they should have gotten rid of them and just had the "main" side couples as the side characters. I think they could have set up the start a little better because I do think it was a little bit confusing, I can't lie. I think at the start they were lowkey rushing Hill and easter's story, and I have no idea why? Like bro, just let it play out. Why are we trying to rush it? This show is 17 episodes long. Okay, the flashbacks. I understand that we need lore, but having them be genuinely half or full episodes was all the way overkill. They dragged those all the way and killed the lore with it, I can't even lie. They dragged out the ending just a little bit, oh lord. I still think it was good, but they dragged it out way too much considering the special and the season 2 that is coming.

Okay, there are so many episodes, so let's look at what I thought about them. "I am here because of YouTube Shorts. These two are perfect for playing friends. I also caved and read the description because I was confused, but this seems like a light watch, so I am excited. Broke up on a misunderstanding." "I need more lore. I am very excited about this show. I started an hour ago." "Also planning my edit of Hill because he's scary sexy and I'm into fat-faced men with huge eyes. It's kind of my thing. I was also gonna talk about how unrealistic it is to fangirl over hot guys when they walk by. But if they are in the medical faculty, I too would be all over them. Like, get that fucking bag." "GET YOU AND YOUR PREDATOR ASS FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY BOY. WHY ARE THEY KISSING WHAT THE HELL?" "Wait, I am so obsessed with this show, I can't explain it. Imagine if that guy was actually just talking to Ter and Hill just sucker punched him for no reason. I hope he doesn't get in trouble because if he does free my boy, he ain't even do nothing. Also, Hill telling Johan he will see something nice there if he goes to check on Ter, I am assuming it is whatever Bas's character's name is. My wing man, and gonna segway us into two couples. My boy Johan is already in love; look at the way he is checking him out. I rewatched that little bit again. It was small, but it was so good. His eyes softened, and then he did the slow check out, and I was just like damn, North, get the fuck in line." Actually, Johan too, because I am so in love with Bas. "The voice and the way Hill just stares is freaking me the fuck out, but I am also so into it at the same time." "North is very funny though. That devious ass look. NORTH THAT VOICE IS TURNING THIS GUY ON BRO" "And also everyone feels like a real person, I think that is what I love about this show so much. Everyone has their own personalities, even if they are a side or guest character. I like it a lot." "I am having so much fun with everything. Johan and North stole the show for me." "I am gonna be so sad when I finish this show. The flashbacks were a little bit dragged out, but I guess it gave them more backstory." I spent like two entire episode reviews fan girling over Johan and his character lmao. "Can you miss someone you've never met? Yes, yes, you can." "They are kind of dragging out the ending. Oh, it's over. I'm gonna miss this show a lot."

Fantastic show, and I would sacrifice everyone I have ever loved to watch this for the first time again. Make sure to watch. Okay bye!

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all your perfect imperfections

I love them so much I might explode. This was such a good show and you should definitely watch it. I would give it a 9.5 out of 10 (welcome to the 9.5 crew). So let's get into it.

Starting off with what I liked. Everything. Can I say that? Sea and Jimmy are my actual daddies and I love everything they are in. Sea’s acting as usual was immaculate and had me believing he actually had powers lmaooo. Jimmy as well, he is really good with the nonchalant head over heels characters. Oh my god, I love them. Their chemistry was especially good in this and I loved everything about it. I enjoyed the cards at the start of each episode I think that was really cute. AHH AND THE HOUSE. I like how the house symbolizes their relationship in a way and also Seas' past trauma and I low-key thought that was really interesting and I very very much enjoyed that. Also that random ass bathroom scene. YES. Whoever put that in 100 times yes because it’s truly a delight. I like the plot in this, I thought it was cute, wasn’t overly dramatic, but it also had like some good aspects to it and it was just a nice watch. Well I think the villain had a lot of flaws. But I like the final standoff bit. Where like Jimmy shoves First in the wall and he does dent the wall, which was cool but I really enjoyed that for some reason and it was like I’m literally your friend why would you ever try to kill me and bro didnt have a good reason and I thought that was interesting. I was gonna put more on the villain on what I didn’t like but now that I’m thinking about it I thought it was pretty interesting because like jealousy is one hell of a thing and he’s like he didn’t have a reason to do it because this guy is like he’s genuinely your best friend and you betrayed him like that and try to kill him and he’s like I don’t even have a reason and I think that that’s a good Villain part. NUT THE MUTE BROTHERRRR. He’s literally loved my life, and I would give my life for him not even trying to be dramatic. The ending like the interview part was the cutest fucking thing ever I might explode into 1 million pieces. Maybe it’s because it felt like Jimmy Sea instead of thap and in, it was the cutest shit ever and I can’t get that shit out of my head and if I was only rating on that scene, this would be a 20 out of 10. They are so fucking cute. Oh my God if you’re gonna watch for nothing else, but that, just watch it for that cause it was fantastic completely irrelevant to the plot I fear but it was amazing and one of my favorite scenes.  Another thing I really enjoyed was the way they showed him grieving. I think that it was genuinely so perfect in this imperfect way like turns off his phone and is he’s there like a month that was fantastic. I think I already talked about their dynamic, but it started off like pretty bad and then something just like clicked and it changed and it got so fucking good. Oh my God fantastic fucking dynamic from these two.

What I didn’t like was that we spent literally so long in that fucking vacation house like I understand that was probably the point of the show and I should’ve read the description but like oh my God we were in there for so fucking long. It was crazy. Besides the inspector and like the bad guys nobody else served a purpose and the weird side couple between the inspector and the doctor guy. I love that for them that was cute but it was so fucking irrelevant. I’m like what is even happening?  Another thing I didn’t like was that the main reason they were in the house is cause he was he had a hit on his head, but what was the point of that guy and his wife like him poisoning his wife what did that have to do with anything? I think I missed that, but it was like a main point in the thing because we thought that guy was after him. But I think I missed why that was relevant and we kept going back to it and I’m like I don’t care at all. I didn’t like how pushy Jimmy‘s character was at the start. I think that’s the point but I feel like they could’ve done that more like a hands-off cut away cause he was so fucking pushy and that pissed me off.  The ex I know that it’s like a thing oh my God, Book coming in to ruin their show because they always ruined his show but like you serve zero purpose where did you even come from HOW DO YOU SPELL IRRELEVANT? I feel like maybe if they mentioned it earlier, it would’ve been better but they didn’t and it came out of left fucking field with this goddamn intro, music, and goddamn title bitch get the fuck off my screen and run me my motherfucking money. 

A fantastic step up. “Oh my God, why can’t they just have a normal show?” “I’m literally so obsessed with the show, and it’s only the second episode.” “I love when they are each other's type that's my fave trope. “Soft and fluffy.” Lmao. Everyone keeps mentioning that he's his type so this should go interesting!!! I really like the enemies-to-lovers vibe. Well, not exactly it definitely has that vibe. I also love the cards that each episode is based on. I think that’s fun. The way bro is grieving is not healthy at all my lord. But I understand. SEAAA BROOOO. Sexy ass fucker. He's so hot.” “I think the symbolism is good. It’s interesting. Like how he’s having him fix stuff from the house and it’s like symbolizing the healing and like I guess fixing his broken heart. I think that’s fun.” “THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR BECAUSE THEIR DYNAMIC JUST CHANGEDDDDDD OH YEAH!!!!” “Also if Jimmy got on his knees for me I would fold immediately, wherever and whenever.” “Bro i be dozing when the plot goes back to Bangkok. That's why he has so much guilt because he indirectly killed them. Thap is such a good guy.” “I would nuke the entire building if my doctor daddy got shot.” “But I understand, I understand so much. Fear of hurting him and blaming yourself for everything. I understand I really do. The light draining in Thap's eyes when he realized it wasn't In. If he takes sleeping pills to avoid talking to THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR MAN. I’m low-key so obsessed with this show.” “He still cried because that was his friend before anything.” “I think that thaps character is pretty interesting and definitely needs to work on his emotions and this show i think did him very well. I also like In as well. The two of them both had very good character development. Fixing things and making them better. They make each other better. Does In have a job?”

This show is so cute oh my lord. Watch it one hundred times over. Okay bye!

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Together we can break the cycle

This show fucking ATE. You can read my review if you want, but watch this shit anyway cause it is fire. I would give it a 9.5 out of 10 (the rating was actually a 9.1 but I think this was good and it deserves to be on the 9.5 list).Let’s get into what I liked what I didn’t like and then my thoughts during the episodes. I’d like to thank this show because I used it to study for my Asian religion midterm and I got a 90 on my religion midterm so fire show ig. I’m gonna MEAT RIDE the fuck out of this show.

What I liked. The characters genuinely every single character, besides like a few stragglers, was fucking fantastic. I think that everybody actually served a purpose to the plot (besides some people). And they were very relevant in helping the show move forward in a timely manner. Next up, we have the chemistry from our two couples. Genuinely so fucking amazing and it’s not just because they’re all hot as fuck. It’s because they know how to act and they just have good natural chemistry. Getting into acting, great fucking acting from specifically Keng and Namping (my daddy btw) they did such a good job. I got so fucking immersed in this shit I had nightmares for about a week, lmao. I think that the first couple of episodes really set the stage for the show, and I think the plot really held out towards the end which a lot of shows don’t really do. Of course, I have my critiques on the plot, which I will get into later, but it really held out. I think the first couple of episodes being scary set this show up perfectly and it had me at the edge of my seat wanting more, but I was too scared because it was nighttime. But they set this up perfectly. I would like to highlight my daddy’s acting, namping, I think that he did such a good job and he’s so fucking hot and the kids miss him for real. They’re asking where their dad’s at, but his acting was just so good and he played his character like genuinely fantastically.Also our side couple I thought they were fucking adorable and their fucking sex scene I watched like six times I’m not even gonna lie. It was so damn good. I think that this show truly, even though I think it was more plot-heavy than romance, was truly brought to life by just the plot the acting, the chemistry, the settings, the editing everything truly brought this shit to life and I think that’s fantastic. What I also liked was the going back in time shit I think they started most of the episodes with a flashback, which I low-key hated, but it also gave room for this really interesting plot and this like Multiverse kind of thing to show that they were like these weird soulmates in a way, but I thought that was incredibly interesting and very well done. I’ll probably come up with some other stuff, but the final thing I could think about is the costumes fucking fantastic the eyes, the zombies, the spirits, all of that shit everything was just done so fucking well I’m like my fucking Lord. Honorable mention the suicide scene in the dream was so fucking amazing and oh Namping looks so hot in that scene fucking fantastic.

What I didn’t like was the romance aspect of this. I’m not saying I needed a sex scene every fucking minute because the plot did perfectly fine with the ones they had. I’m just saying they needed more building on their romance. It took them forever and then they fell in love just like that And I’m like what WHAT? Like maybe if this show didn’t have a romance involved then it would be irrelevant, but it does and it’s kind of the main point of the plot in a way and the fact the shaman man spent his entire time being like oh I don’t like you oh this or oh that and then something just clicked in his brain and he’s like by the way I’m like obsessed with you and I haven’t shown this throughout the show, but I’m showing it now so you’re gonna fall for me any. That’s one of the main things I didn’t like. Also, the jump scares there comes a point where it stops being scary and just becomes excessive and irrelevant to the plot. The first episode, very relevant very important towards the end, jump scare after jump scare after jump scare I’m like y’all not even getting me at this point like stop. I feel like we had a few random fucking characters in this that were kind of one-off nets character was kind of like a one off like where did you come from? What is your purpose? The sister and then the guy who was trying to make the shaman jealous what is your purpose? Why am I getting scared writing this review right now? OK, so the main villain Rampueng I think her name is. I liked her whole thing even the end like her ending I think was cute. It was good, but the fact that she held a grudge over something that Khem didn’t even do pissed me all the way off like holding a generational grudge over this shit over something he did not even do. I think they could’ve done something else with that plot and made it more towards like something he did and not something that not even his mom did, the other wife did like I feel like we could’ve done something more with that cause I’m like there’s no way we’ve been angry for that long over something he did not even do. I also don’t like how they phased her out for like an episode or two would you like four hours cause these episodes were long as fuck to just be lovey-dovey and then she just came back I feel like we should’ve had her involved during that. Also, our side couple I very much enjoyed them and I like the connection with them being lesbian lovers. I thought that was so cute cause I have a soft spot for doomed lesbians, but I wish they did more with them like I know they’re side characters but like they’re sex I loved it but it felt very random and just like like where did this come from like of course I know that he’s been having feelings for him, but I wish they developed that a little bit more along with like khems feelings, I feel like we didn’t do a good job of developing feelings and I feel like we just jumped into stuff like way too quickly. Another thing I think they should’ve gone into more detail about is like the spirits cause I was so fucking confused at the start and I feel like I just kind of forgot about that but they never really answered that like how do they even work like of course I like, kinda know cause I was also using this to study for my Asian religion mid term but I wish they gave more more on that. The whole thing with the brother was so fucking weird like that made me physically angry, which I guess they did right cause I think that was like the goal but made me genuinely so angry.  Whatever magic bullshit that happened when they were at the fair fucking hated that I was like what are we fucking doing? We’re just having a fucking ball fest using all our CGI money on this bullshit bitch run me my fucking money.

Onto a little overview of what I was thinking about during the show. Right off the bat, I was scared fucking shitless, but also really obsessed. My hands were covering my eyes like the entire time for the first episode when I was low-key obsessed. “I want to mother nampings love children.” Word tbh. Yeah, the show is a slow burn, which I didn’t have a problem with. Surprisingly. I normally hate slow burns, but it was like great. Me when my girl becomes a sexier man.” Show so good. I started yearning for [it]. “HE LIED ABOUT IT THATS SO BAD, THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE MY LORD. I am so confused. It is a good kind of confused, though. Namping is a fucking doll. NOT THE CHAIR. I am not good with suicide at all. Master when he only has these cute guys around him (excluding the kids im not weird).” “I think they need to develop Khem's feelings a little more, because aint no way we are in love with him. Grandma know how to ball.” Around episode six the quality went down a little bit. “Losing the plot a tad with all this magic shit.” “WHEN SHE SNAPPED HER NECK BACK I JUMPED, YA GIRL IS ON THE EDGE OF HER SEAT LITERALLY. Bro can we go back to sexy freaky and not bleeding out of the eyes and snapping our necks back freaky.” “Yall overdoing your jump scares lmao. Also why doesn't she just take control of him and kill him like that, like doesnt that make more sense?” “I have a soft spot for lesbians, old people, and kids.” “Uh main criticism is they needed more romance building in this, very lacking at the start and it got better and then died out again until the lovely dovey moments with the wack time skips.”

Definitely watch this shit. It is fucking fantastic. Okay bye!

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ABSOLUTE BALL FEST

OK, I hardly remember this show but I’m gonna write a review based on memory. I would give it like a 5.5 out of 10 and it’s only that high because I fuck with the actors a lot. So we’re gonna get into what I liked, but I didn’t like, and then a little final thought overview kind of thing. This review is really short because I can’t remember anything and it’s mainly just me hating on the show.

What I liked. The actors low-key have a lot of chemistry and they’re low-key really cute together. They also have another short drama together, which is also ass but I think it’s really cute. And that’s about it. The rest of the show was absolute BALL FEST which I define as 10 counts of motherfucking bullshit. Oh and you know, my ass ate up the debt plot. And then yeah.

What I didn’t like was the main plot being a teacher-student relationship. FUCK NO. I genuinely do not hate anything more than I hate this trope. This trope is weird. It is disgusting and the fact that the guy is in high school, I think, makes it 10 times worse bitch. That’s truly one of the main reasons why you should not watch this shit. Also what I didn’t like was their power dynamic. You know my ass hates power dynamics, but the fact that it was like flipped, made it worse, cause why was he grooming his fucking teacher? Like I don’t know who in the right fucking mind came up with this bullshit but when I catch them, I’m kicking their ass. And the fact that nobody like said anything nobody stopped them. Nobody thought this was weird. A TEACHER AND A HIGH SCHOOLER. Also what I didn’t like about the student's character was, he is a spoiled, fucking brat, and not even in a good way cause you could do that in like a good spicy way, but he was a brat and a bitch and made this an unfathomably hard thing to watch. Terrible plot, terrible characters. Like they could’ve made this work actually they couldn’t but like they could’ve worked on character development they could’ve made it a non-teacher student romance. They could’ve made him in college at least like a senior in college. I’m not trying to justify it right now, but the fact that he was a fucking high school student and HE was grooming, his damn teacher makes it so bad. And they try to stick so many fucking plots into this and none of them hit. In fact not even your main plot hit, why would you fucking bring other plots to this that does not make any fucking sense? That’s all I can think of.

DO NOT WATCH THIS. Okay bye!

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ten counts of BS

Be for real what even was this? I am gonna try really hard to say good things about this show. Starting off I would give it a 6 out of 10 and that's being generous. I am gonna say what I liked and what I didnt like and then a wrap-up. Yay…

What I liked, absolutely fucking nothing besides Winner’s sexy ass and him being shirtless. He is genuinely such eye candy and a pleasure to see every time he comes on screen. Also, the other guy grew on me and he was also eye candy. Their sex scenes. The one at the start I ate all the way up. And the episode 47 left-field sex scene, immaculate. Next up their chemistry. I thought it was actually really good and I felt like I was interrupting something lmao. I think it also has to do with them being sexy, but eh. Also, the dynamic they had in the show. If you read my reviews you know I HATE power dynamics but theirs was lowkey really good and had me dead and spread. I also liked the slaps and I thought they were very funny. The bet was interesting as well but I lost the point after the first couple of episodes. And finally, the uniforms were so cute, and the acting. The actors did a good job and it is a SHAME they were just given a miserable plot.

What I didn’t like, every fucking thing. I paid for this shit for the love of the game. I have so many regrets. The weird incestual relationship between Tonya and Leo was so fucking weird. I’m like what the fuck are we doing? He sees her as like his God and that’s so fucking weird. I don’t know what they were smoking making this fucking show but they need to pass that shit cause what the fuck did I just watch? Another thing I didn’t like was that miserable fucking plot. Why did it jump around so much? Like we tried to make so many things stick, but we only have like an hour like why do we do that? The random fucking scissors. Like if you don’t snatch that shit out of her hand, bro. Why did we keep jumping around to different places holy fuck can we pick one place and stay there? What the fuck? Went to damn near 52 places in the 52 episodes bro. The random ass irrelevant family lore like I wanna see THESE PEOPLE BENT OVER not trauma dumping. Another thing I didn’t like was the background with the kids AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A DAMN. Also, they needed more character work. WE NEED TO STOP GOING TO PARTIES AND WORK ON CHARACTERS. And the student body president bullshit why did we even make that part of a plot like what the fuck. And why does he have bodyguards if he's the Prime Minister's son like what? My final thing is the random ass super mega happy ending like why did we have guns? I’m so confused.

And yeah. Don’t watch this shit but if you’re going to watch it for Winner because he’s really really hot. Okay bye!

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It's called the midwest because every single thing in it is mid

So I am slightly changing how I do reviews because I have free will. I finished this show on March 25th and it is now May, so that is so awkward and telling you everything you need to know about this show. I am finally getting to the rating and I ended up giving it an 8.9 out of 10 (so a 9 out of 10). If you want a light watch that loses the plot toward the end. This is the show for you.

So I am doing what I liked about the show (so I don't completely dawg on a show). Yeah, I really liked the characters. That's one thing this show did really well. They all felt really real and not just like characters in a show. I really liked Teerak and Real. They were definitely my favorites. For two very different reasons. But still. the friend group too, was so great and really had me wanting more.

Okay, what I didn't like, it's lowkey a lot. The plot. It started off really strong and then once the assaulter got randomly phased out the plot dwindled. Which sounds bad but it is true. It just felt very lackluster and boring and usually, I have no problem with that because it's made up by cute moments. But the cute moments were also incredibly lackluster and very forgettable which sucked because it started off so fucking good. I wish they delved a little more into our side couples and understand why they didn't because they are side characters for a reason but they had such a good setup and didn't use it very well. Uh, what else? Yeah just doing more with the characters and with the show in general. Ending on a positive note i am so glad every couple is getting their own show after this because they had great chemistry.

Okay, let's see what relevant things i said in my episode reviews. Right off the bat, I said so many funny things. "Not a clue whats happening but why cant muenfah be minefah the fuck. I want him. Whole friend group full of clowns lmao. Im dying. I can tell why he is so happy his family seems amazing. Teerak tall as fuck oh my god. Like they are trying to make him cutesy and small but the nba needs a center because he looks 6’4. This show is lowkey funny as shit and I’m having so much fun. Me and oh have beef now bc what the hell. I know teerak a freak lmao.” They established the fake dating trope. Right of the bat our couples were set which is nice to see. Slow burn shit. Around episode 6 the show's interestingness slowly started to fade.

Everyone is so sexy but the show felt very awkward at times. I cant really explain it. Lee was one of my favorite characters because he is so bad and nonchalant. There wasn't enough action and the biggest plot twist was the dad being homophobic. i was gob smacked. They were running out of plot towards the end swear to god. I hated the ending because they could have done so much more with it, but its okay. The fmv i posted of this show is my most viewed video on youtube so it was all wins.

Yeah, i would recommend it if you want to turn your brain off and half-watch. If you want something interesting, skip out on this shit. Okay bye!

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don't dwell on the past when you have the future ahead

If you don't want spoilers it was an okay drama, nothing that special besides the chemistry, but even that couldn't save this. Okay, spoiler time. I gave it a 7.85 out of 10, rounded down to a 7.5 out of 10. Okay, so I am writing this on Grammarly, because I have been doing everything on Grammarly recently, first and copying and pasting it over. I finished this in a 24-hour time frame which I haven’t done since Kinn and fucking Porsche which is INSANE, so let's get it I guess.

Starting with my Instagram stories because they are still here because it hasn't been 24 hours and I was just bitching about how I would be mad if I waited 100 years for my beautiful wife and she was now a man. I am very woke but I would be so fucking mad I’d just accept my fate. I was also doing international relations homework. And then I made a joke about Seven Universe and that's it for that.

Okay, let’s do this by episode now. it was 2 in the fucking morning and I started this shit because I thought that Offroad was genuinely such a goofy name. The whole reason is started this show is because I am a fucking hater, insane. They had good chemistry and I am obsessed with Destiny/fate love stories, so they are cute. The first episode was the right pace until the end of the episode and that started the downward spiral of this show, but hey, then I continued my rant about waiting so long and it being a man.

Uh, I just talk about them not getting the stone, which made no sense but mostly the second episode was back and forth and filer shit, because they needed to drag stuff out instead of dragging the actual plot out to fit in the time frame so it doesn't cave on itself at the end, but that just my suggestion.

A lot was happening and a little at the same time, very confusing. it was just like what the fuck is happening? And of course, I was getting emotional with the grandma scene because I have a soft spot for grandmas and I can’t when old people are sick, it makes me sad. Save your grandma but at what cost? was the deepest shit I have ever typed in my 17 years on this sad earth. and then I said something just blatantly wrong about the drama because I was confused and like to lie when I am confused apparently no.

I was very confused because they were running circles around each other and I don't need that in my life. wait I am gonna sleep and finish this in the morning. It is now the morning. I also didn't know they were the main couple in love in translation so I am also going to watch that next. The show is good, it's just a little confusing because of the amount of cop-outs they do for plots. They tried to put too much stuff into one show and now are facing the consequences of their actions.

I have been complaining a lot and I am sorry but the memory change to Wee instead of Wad was the best thing this show has ever seen. It was really to show how much the characters have changed and it was nice to see that. And the transition was very smooth as well, it wasn't an over-the-top thing and that was very much needed. Also, peak San getting really aggressively possessive because Third showed up. Because that was so random, I feel like they should have developed that more. Because it felt very random and abrupt and I was a little confused. It was also finally getting interesting and there is some actual love in there but Wee's alternative plans were gonna fuck up everything and I was right. I mentioned that I wanted to see if they have other shows because they have good on and off-screen chemistry and now I am gonna watch Love in translation. Every time San does the screaming thing when he transforms I think of that one Lil Mabu song and I genuinely cringe so much. San had his slow redemption and Third was so sexy, like he was slowly growing on me. The way he was looking to the side at Wee, holy freak, he is bad as fuck.

Once again the memories now being Wee very cute and well done. They could have developed their love a lot more because it felt very empty and was a serious cop-out. Also was praying that San wasn't so shallow that he would leave Wee for some random girl who looks like a girl he was in love with 100 years ago. They wrote that part very well, and how she came in, was genuinely really good writing on their part now that I think about it.

I say that I think the girl is not actually who she says she is, got that straight on. Also, San dying for Wee was lowkey really deep because he is so willing to sacrifice his immortal life for Wee, that was very well done.

They had so many cop out plots in this it was insane, and there was more plot than romance and I was hoping they would do that in the final episode, side note they did not. And why didn't the uncle die, oh my god, him coming back like be fucking for real, just die.

Uh, a lot of stuff happened and then it started to slow down plot-wise. and I was like where did the girl go? but it was all part of the plot plan for greatness. Good job on their part, very nice to see. Other than that cop-out-ass episode, I was watching this shit on Daily Motion because the company refuses to put subtitiles on youtube videos. The part where San knew he was gonna die but still decided to give up his life for Wee was very sweet and I would fall flat on my face for a man like that. And the basic villian arc dying scene could have been finished earlier.

The ending was a cop-out but not the cop-out ending I was expecting. I wrote this part as I went so enjoy I guess. I really wanted them to fuck to fuse the crystals but I guess not. The crying was really good throughout the show but the end they were doing to much with the crying. It's not that deep. No, but if my man was dying right in front of me I would be jumping in his grave saying take me with you so me and Wee are synced in that way. Let's see this final part and hope they don’t cop out more. Whoever was in charge of outfits (no Chu's though, some of her outfits were so fucking ugly it was stressing me out more than the plot) and camera work needs a fat raise because that was really well done. And then we had a cop-out ass ending with the crystal gem shit. But did we ever find out who is the real Ms. Wa? Good overall message throughout though. don't dwell on the past when you have the future ahead. Banger line by me I guess. That's the new headline. r.i.p Have I run out of fate. For love being in the title, they didn't have enough love. Like they needed to do more with this love thing. I respect this cop out ending and this one only. The other cop-outs in this got on my nerves and were annoying. They trying to fuck on the balcony. He has been waiting 100 years for that I guess. Face cards don't decline with these two. The scene where Third is looking at San and Wee is giving Star in my mind with Typhoon and Dao and Kluen. Full circle moment I guess. So is Wee now immortal or what? How does any of this work? They have gotten married like 3 times, insane. and it's over.

Uh, that was definitely something and I have so many questions it is insane. I also have to average it now because I haven’t done that yet. And yeah. Well, it was nice getting back into dramas, I guess. This was an okay drama and it could’ve been done better. I wouldn’t recommend but do what you want it's your life, not mine. Okay bye!

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a win is a win

Yeah, pretty good ending to a show with some pretty shit morals, but what can you do? All my friends hate arranged marriages. It's me; I am all the homies. Let me average it, then explain, and then bam. The average for me was 8.71 stars out of 10, and because of the bad morals in this, I rounded it down to an 8.5 stars out of 10. And once again, I am not checking the grammar on this because I am lazy.

I saw my baes pai, sky, rain, and payu, and that's literally one of my favorite Thai dramas (by rewatches and rating, also bad buddy and moonlight chicken, but that's fine). I love love in the air so much that this caught my eye. There were 7 episodes, which was a weird number, and it lowkey turned me off. I had high hopes for this, and I say they were reached. They weren't that high because it's a Thai drama, but they were still pretty high.

They were going pretty damn fast, and I would if I had to smash a love story into seven episodes; that shit is hard. I respect what they did with this. I fell in love with Nuea because he is so cute. From his visuals, his voice, and just everything about his overall character and the actor, it was just awesome. I was threatening Lom because if he dared to hurt my baby, I would have to take action. This is me taking action. aggressively typing it in a review.

Me once again raving over love in the air because I love it. They knew what they were doing by putting them in here. I would say they stole the show, but I totally forgot they were even in here by the 5th episode, and I am only now remembering as I go back to my reviews, so they didn't really steal the show that much. But I had to milk them. And I respect it, to be honest. I was lowkey hooked, and there's not much more to it. I was so obsessed with these two and their drama and just all the stuff they were doing. I couldn't wait for new episodes.

The moms pretending that Lom and Yiwa are actually in love like they didn't arrange the marriage themselves is beyond me. I hate arranged marriages; they shouldn't even exist. If you don't back your old mom's ass up and leave these poor gay kids alone, They were worried about Lom cheating on Wa with Marine, but I had no idea and probably still have no idea that it was the other way around. Nuea was making the right calls and then going back on his word because that dick was too good. I respect it. Goals to be honest, well, not the cheating.

These last few episodes were watched in a two-hour span, not 1 to 2 months ago. Lom finally got shit right and straight with Nuea because he was just straight up not really telling him anything about his arranged ass marriage. Nuea put his ass to work instead of taking him back immediately, and I just love to see that. He needed the right of passage stuff, and that's always fun. Lom was showing his love and dedication to Nuea and his family. Sun and Ryu, I think their names were, were so darn cute, I loved them. I am glad they milked them a bit, because they were just so damn cute. Nuea's personality is so genetic, it's not even funny. Love them.

The little 2-minute clip of Nuea and Lom as kids was cute, and it was really not important but at the same time was important because it showed how the future played out. I'd love to see the random ass side quest in Chiang Mai, where they rekindle their love and fix all their shit. I'd love to see that in Thai dramas. Marine started to go through the shit that Nuea has been going through this whole time. I'm glad they got past their everything is going wrong and the whole world is out to get us phase. It's good to see

"Oh no, my bride." Continues on with his life like nothing happened. It was a good ending of just happy vibes, which is always fun to see. Lom faking it and his mother being happy for him and Nuea because she just wants her son to be happy was nice to see. She isn't too sure about gay marriage, but she is willing to give it a shot to support her son. We love some character development. I loved these two a lot. They had a lot of ups and downs but came through in the end, and that's always good to see. Yeah, I had a really short one that I thought I would just get out of the way now. I copied and pasted that last bit from my episode 7 review because I am a lazy fuckwad. Yeah, good show. I would recommend it because it's short and sweet, and I love the acting. Okay bye!

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