BurntBaguettes

Tell them, tell 'em, tell them the truth

And we are here. That was a pretty good show. Good job. 9.125 out of 10, so round down to 9 out of 10. This was actually really good, like in hindsight, there are a few things wrong with it, but it is actually pretty good. And this is my breakdown of it lol.

I finished this show in 19 hours, go me. I would have finished it in 8 hours, but I was lazy and waited. We meet Wan everyone's favorite food blogger. I like most people watching this, am here from Pit Babe because it's the same people just focused on a different couple, which was nice. There was a lot of second embarrassment lol. I really liked the actor's dynamic and this really carried over in this, but they were flipped. Instead of the nonchalant and mean younger one, this time chef was the nonchalant mean one. Good to see and I think that did that really well. Chef X Blogger was the vibes and a lot of the soundtrack, besides the intro, was fucking bumping. It was so good. Interesting trope broke bitch x chef. They showed Los Angeles and I was in denial for the rest of the show, because it didn't look like it lol. The cooking competition was a really good idea and it was not at all how I thought the show was going. JJ, who played Kenta in Pit Babe looks so cute when he is normal and not a figurehead. JJ and Wan were a cute dynamic because it showed how JJ has soft spots for stupid bitches. His trying to beat up a billionaire is crazy. The fits in this were fire, shout out whoever was on outfits. JJ is Wan and everyone in this show's biggest hater. Wan was also so baddie core.

I made my predictions about Wan winning the competition and of course, I was right. I was calling Wan a biggie. I also said that Kluer was going to be evil, but I guess I was right. But not really. The only thing was that the selling restaurant thing just didn't add up and if I was with Wan and I had bills to pay so I don't go homeless I would also lie. Brokie things I guess. The whole basil-smelling thing was actually really funny. Auto's body was making me wanna act UP. Me when me when me me when. Me when sexy man body, me when. Chef right off the bat violating Wan, and I really like the pacing of this, because I think it was pretty good. One thing, I feel like they could have developed their relationship more, it felt very jumpy and I am just like a little more development I beg.

Not even going to lie I am obsessed with their dynamic of clumsy and aggressive but still care. Chef's rizz was so bad, I can't. I actually fucking hate restaurants like that, that have set menus and you can't order anything but that. I talked about JJ's job and his anger issues. They used the same clips a lot lol. Metas has no one to take care of him? Oh no, something to make JJ's heartless ass feel bad lol. JJ is such an empath I can't. Wan is obsessed with basil because of his mom, that's actually really sweet. And once again I feel like they could have developed their crushes a little more because it feels a little rushed. 

Wan ate too much stir fry and his modeling career was ruined lol. Chef's memories of his ex changing into Wan were very cute. I felt like I was actually watching a cooking show lol. Metas and JJ have the same personality with the whole asshole empath, that is why they clash. The soundtrack was fucking bumping. JJ has no game at all lol.

Irl and in character, JJ and Metas have a lot of tension and I think that's why their couple was so good. I kept saying "The longer you wait wan the more it is gonna hurt." And then Wan tried to use JJ as leverage which he ended up doing lol. Great NC scene. This just explains itself lol. "44:40 Why is wan slim thick? He got no ass but looks like an hourglass. BIG BOOTY ALL IN MY FACE. I can't even focus on the plot anymore lol. He sees him as his father bro that's even sadder. I am gonna be so honest I don't even know what happened at the end because of that big booty. Why is wan slim thick bro? Ten out of ten because of his ass lol. Does that make me shallow or a horny teenage boy? Both." Um yeah, so that happened and that's why the review is higher than it should be lol.

Once again "The longer you wait the more it is gonna hurt." and the show was making "me so fucking hungry." It still is as I am editing this review lol. Money can buy you everything but love. That's something that opened my eyes a lot actually during this. Metas talks about how he only does financial investments and doesn't waste his money, but in the end moved heaven and hell for his man, who he didn't even know was going to be his man. Also, Chef when his actions actually have consequences and he can't just rebound back to him when he wants him again. He should have made it clear he didn't want Kao Suay from the start, but no. And Kluer with kissing a sleeping and drunk person.

So why are you trying to kiss him if he's drinking too much? Haven't we learned anything? Be fucking for real. I was asking how long they were going to be happy for. I was lowkey praying that their downfall happened sooner because I could not take this impending doom. Not even joking, didn't know that Metas was courting him. Good for JJ, doing anything for his friend. That's such a jit move. My sister thinks Metas is very hot. "He's got that freaky look." Uh, I was with Wan through and through because he had no actual mal intent, he just couldn't afford his rent, like how is it his fault that he is broke?

Pretty good ending to a good show. I will miss them lowkey. This show was ruining my mental health earlier at school today lol, it was not good. I did not think he was going to win the competition at all. Wan was so willing to drop everything and risk being homeless to prove his love. Quote of the day by me: "Kill yourself Wan and then make it so he will feel bad." And then I was blaming Metas for everything. "Metas literally caused every single problem in this show, with his wealth. Being alone isn't fun." "Metas redemption we love to see it. Good on him for apologizing. I am gonna be so honest I did not think he was going to come around and this is the ending I wanted, them getting freaky. HE PROPOSED NO FUCKING WAY. That waiting for him was such a slow blow I can't lol" That was a good ending and it was what I was expecting so I am happy. Uh, and that's it. I recommend it lol. Okay bye!

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Don't trust anyone

Wasted potential with this bro. I am going to average it and go based on my reviews, and I am going to try to be nice, but its probably going to end in me flaming this show. The average is 8.31 stars out of 10. I rounded it down to 8, but I will probably make it a 7.5 because it wasn't that good, but I will cut it some slack because I can. Everything is probably not grammatically correct, but whatever. i am taking a nap

I was laughing my ass off at Hia Yi getting flipped over in the car because you could see him flip with it, and I was going to hell for laughing, but I had to pause. I was laughing so hard, bro. We are finally getting the long-awaited backstory that I had been waiting for since cutie pire, bro. Hopefully the show continues to have fast-paced but information-packed episodes with a hint of sexual tension and jokes and is just over all lighthearted with that same sort of dark undertone. This should be fun. It was not fun. It was birthing and confusing, but some parts went crazy.

I could end my review right here, but I am going to keep going because I hate myself. We got a lot more information dumped on us; it was almost like they were trying to smash it into 8 episodes. There were plot holes and a lot of lying. And besides the car getting fucked, there are a lot of real relationship problems. Like lying, bro, that is such a problem, and even after they say they won't, they do it again. That's one thing the show did right. The lying brother If I were Diao, I would not want to know any of this stuff, from the tiger stuff to my own family rigging my car. I feel like that would just stress me out if I were him, bro. I was making predictions about the uncle, and I was right on those, so go me. I was right about Makorn, or whatever Yi's sexiest ass dad's name was, not rigging the breaks of the car. We weren't really getting a lot of Hia Yi and Diao at first; there was a lot of focus on their whole world and not really them. It was getting on my nerves. They need to get Yi some damn counseling. He acts the way he does because this poor kid got fucking transmuted. And blames himself, and he was so fucking young. that's crazy. Good for them for using that fake ass tiger, bro. They are using real animals in some of these Thai dramas, and just the idea of those animals around those young kids is just no.

Who let Lian cook with all these damn lies? The whole thing with Yi milking his amnesia to prove to Diao that he loves him just proves my point of this show and the main characters fucking lying to each other all the damn time because they want to see them happy. Yeah, wait till the lies eat your ass, bro. Yi is going to get his cover blown either by himself or Lian because Lian tells his man everything. Diao is eating up every second of the affection Yi is giving him, and it's good for him, to be honest. I would feel betrayed if I were him for lying to me like this, but at the same time, he is still the same, but he just wants to love on me to prove himself, and I would gush over that. So true me on the 17th of September. The whole lying thing was definitely a theme in this, is all I have to say.

Yi and Diao are literally just tramuatized kids who grew up. It was so good acting around that part. That random ass single dad, who was very sexy, might I add, is going to be a problem with him not taking no for an answer. Diao is going to be used as a pawn, like in the never let me go kind of vibes with the signing away everything so he doesn't get hurt. I got really involved with Yi's outburst and just broke down. I feel like they really got closer in that scene, and I think it was actually really well done.

I was really suspicious about Aon being a terrorist. but he wasn't. I am sorry, you are so sexy. I got scared, bro. I feel really bad for Diao. I don’t know what I would do if I couldn’t trust anybody, bro. It’s crazy. Yi needs to tell Diao everything; they are the only thing each other has, bro. If they had more communication, none of this would have happened. LIyterally. The car accident would not have caused the memory loss, but at the same time, the chens would have already been used by the Diaos family, so I don't know. I am on the fence.

They are doing a lot of plot building for a show that is ending in two episodes. They are trying to shove in as much as possible because of the plot dumpster ass that the first two episodes had with the whole amnesia shit because Diao's family is trying to kill him for Yi's money. We do not need another runaway bride; we already had one with Kuea and Lian. I beg they better not do that to our boys, and then we just get one medical ending. This show is definitely going to get a medical ending, and I don't want to manifest that, but by the way, they haven't wrapped up the plot yet, so we are going to get a medical ending, sadly. That's it. And this took me forever to complete. The sex scene was banger; it felt so natural. They tried really hard to save the sumpster fire plot with cute moments and some moments with good acting. But it could not save the plot, sadly.

I They are trying to shove in as much as possible because of the plot dumpster ass that the first two episodes had with the whole amnesia shit because Diao's family is trying to kill him for Yi's money. We do not need another runaway bride; we already had one with Kuea and Lian. I beg they better not do that to our boys, and then we just get one medical ending. This show is definitely going to get a medical ending, and I don't want to manifest that, but by the way, they haven't wrapped up the plot yet, so we are going to get a medical ending, sadly. That's it. And this took me forever to complete. The sex scene was banger; it felt so natural. A lot of stuff was happening, but not enough for our main lead. There is too much investment and not enough love from our main couple, bro. Mad annoying.

This is my first time ever finishing a show on time. Sure, I watched four episodes this week, but I finished them on time, and that's all that matters. I would have finished this earlier in the day, but it wasn't out of Iqiyi yet, so I was witting. Was it a 10 out of 10 ending? No. Did I give it a 10 out of 10 because I am easily persuaded by cute kids? Yes, yes, I did. I have no shame. Could the final sex scene save the thriller plot? almost. I would not be mad if they milked these two and their cute ass kids for a spical episode. I would not be mad at all. If only this didn't have a memory loss plot, it would have been 10 times better. Good evening, ass show. Thats it. I would not recommend it. Its not that good, but do what you want, don't listen to someone on the internet, or make your own choice. That's it. okay bye!

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a whole lot of nothing

the average was an 8.5 stars out of 10. it wasn't bad but genuinely nothing happened. the actor who played Fah looked like he wanted to fuck everyone he looked at. it was more than i expected, but some how less than i expected. It was okay. Prince and Fah's dynamic went crazy, i liked it. they were both hot so it was okay. the plot kinda sucked, not kinda. It really sucked. Dao and his man had a serious off vibe to them. i don't know if that was just me but the off vibe. it was okay. the wheel chose our sky. hopefully better than this shit. good chemistry bad plot. Okay bye.

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very cute until it wasn't then back to cute yay

Yo, second show finished today Look at me. So after that hot mess, I need to figure out what the average was and all that. I am going to rate the eight episodes here and then the two on that page because I am feeling fun and want to be different today. Let me average it out now. The average was 8.25 stars out of 10. And for once, since it is my destiny, I am going to bring the average down because this was ass fire, but whatever. And not checking the grammar again because this shit show doesn't deserve it.

The editing and the vibes were interesting. Not good nor bad, just in the middle, and it made me feel like I was bouncing off the fucking walls. People were chugging enough alchol to give them alchol poisoning, and the vibes were definitely different than some of the Thai dramas I watched recently, so that was refreshing that it was a new vibe. I guess.

Mek, we meet his dumb ass, and I lowkey hate him. This show went from so cutesy to this dark ass shit about Rak being cheated on by his best friend and his best friend and his boyfriend just maniplating him and shit. I was getting really into it; I felt like Mek was cheating on me too, like, goddamn.

The cute vibe is completely gone. We get the attempted rape scene, and it just got really dark because Mek can't handle rejection, and that's scary because that was the most real thing this dumpster-ass show could produce. The way he chased Rak down the stairs and the way the actor delivered the lines had me fucking shaking. It was crazy. He is crazy.

Mek then tried to buy back Rak's love and stuff like that. He wasn't sorry; he was just apologizing because he got caught, and that's what actors do. He wasn't really sincere; he just didn't want Rak to make him look bad. It was scary.

Then the junk starts to go downhill. Dino gets jumped by some random ass dudes who I don't think we have seen since then because they, like most characters, were fucking irreverent, and yeah.

I actually couldn't get enough of this show. There wasn't anything new or memorable about it, for that matter, but I was obsessed. We meet Chalarm's cute ass, and I love him because his vibes are that of a whale shark. The way he is and talks is just giving whale sharks Rak has this innocent look and vibe, but he’s got a naughty mind, as you can just tell by his smile and eyes. Which was really hot for some reason. Anyway.

Then these last two episodes were watched today. What is even happening in this show anymore is beyond me. They are just throwing sh*t and hoping it sticks, but it doesn't. I am glad they touched back on the whole thing with me, because that can fuck someone up mentally. Rak is such a cutie. I love him, though. I am, for some reason, eating this dumpster fire up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They are also getting random actors and smashing them in here. Copying and pasting it because it captures it perfectly.

That ending was just a middle finger to anyone who doesn't have the subscription for the last two episodes. Left me with more questions than answers. Charalam finds love. Finally, I want to see that; they better not click bait me. I am glad that Rak feels comfortable having sex with Dino now; we have seen some development in their characters and in their love through this absolute hot mess of a show. But I will watch the last two episodes and the movie, despite it being a dumpster fire. Because I have low standards. I hate Kram; I don't even. Getting on my nerves. Version 2 of me copying and pasting from my reviews Yeah, interesting little eight episodes. Yeah, I'll watch and review the movie and the other two episodes tomorrow. Yeah. Shit is mid. I don't recommend it if you are looking for an interesting show with an actual plot and not just some hole-filled one. Yeah whatever. Okay bye!

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