Raffy

Go cleanse your hands of filth, Bonnie

I can't be unprofessional during working hours dude

Disagree button

Read me the IKEA assembly manual of a SLATTUM until I fall asleep please and thank you <3

Thanks can you platonically de-stress me while I rest

Everybodys blaming me for everything and im tired of it, dont push my metallic IKEA buttons Dean. New Raffy is tired

Alright only for you Nosering. Deans on thin ice though

IKEA insults you

Go be sorry with Jack instead, I have no time for your empty words

How dare you insult pieces of metal. They're way better than Snicksnack

Both are messy people but not horrible, there's other characters I find more red. Like damn Dean and Raffy are the two I think deserve the most pity at most points in the show. Hence why RaffyDean would be a success, they can be less pitiable together

Threatening me with a good time huh
You can have your Romeos, I'll be with my Rome-oh 🥂

Sinking just like your play, a shame

You leak one video and suddenly you're responsible every time someone leaks government secrets, I'll remember this Timmy

Right? I want them to be on the same page, both open hearts

Doing a lot by blaming me for the vid, too, what does he know anyway

*Putting unserious glasses back on* no ankle biters near me please, also the nosering is mine now and Rome can't have it back

Well that waaas sorta the deal, and Rome always knew Raffy was into Jack and still went after him

Okay yeahh, the sharing the clip thing was bad, but Jack was free game and Rome was sadly the one with expectations and didn't trust he could talk Raffy out of it.
And hey now I'm the nr. 1 Nosering fan actually <3

Plot twist: Louis shows up for that in s3