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On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Chu Wanning, are you practicing your ice cultivation, or did you just find out you're immune to humor?

Chu Wanning: *glares*

Mo Ran: I mean, your cold demeanor is impressive. Are you sure you're not secretly a snowman in disguise?

Chu Wanning: *silence with a more intense glare*

Mo Ran: Okay, okay, I'll stop before you freeze me out completely.
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On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Chu Wanning: Mo Ran, cultivation requires focus, discipline, and dedication.

Mo Ran: And I'm dedicated to making you smile amidst all that seriousness.

Chu Wanning: Your dedication should be focused on training.

Mo Ran: Well, I'm training to be the best at making you laugh. Close enough, right?
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On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Hey, Chu Wanning, do you have a map?

Chu Wanning: No, why?

Mo Ran: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Chu Wanning: *sighs* Mo Ran, we're in the middle of a dangerous cultivation site.

Mo Ran: Yeah, but love is an adventure, right?
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Masala Dosa
Made this one yesterday too
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Paratha
Gonna make this today for lunch...
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Hummus
I read hummus as humans 😝😝 whelp----
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
List of your fav Chinese food
Umm noodles.. and manchooriyan
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Replying to RedLotusPavilion Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Have you guys ever won a big competition? Either sport, art, writing, science, or whatever…
Not a big one ... But it was big for me... In my school days I have never participated in anything.. so In my final year of school l decided to take a part in a short drama competition.. nd I was the MC and won 1st prize.. πŸ†πŸ˜‚
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Idli
I made these yesterday... Idli and sambhar...
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Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
List your favorite dessert
Ghevar
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Replying to Stella karen Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Lotus pork soup?
Lotus pork soup traditionally doesn't include tomatoes, but variations exist. If you prefer a tomato flavor, you can always customize the recipe! πŸ˜‰
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I've been pondering the mysteries of the universe.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt your musings are profound.

Mo Ran: I realized something extraordinary – your stoic expression is a secret weapon against demons!

Chu Wanning: My expression has nothing to do with demon-slaying.

Mo Ran: Demons take one look at your stern face, and they retreat, convinced they're in trouble with the Supreme Overlord of Strictness.

Chu Wanning: That's a ludicrous theory.

Mo Ran: Shizun, your glare is mightier than any sword!
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I've been contemplating a new approach to cultivation.

Chu Wanning: Finally taking things seriously?

Mo Ran: Yes, I call it the "Serious Silly Goose" technique.

Chu Wanning: The name alone is absurd.

Mo Ran: Picture this – a goose wandering the path of cultivation with utmost seriousness, occasionally honking wisdom.

Chu Wanning: That's utterly ridiculous.

Mo Ran: But, Shizun, think of the profound honk-sights we'll witness!

Chu Wanning: Your imagination knows no bounds, and that's not a compliment.
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I found an ancient scroll on the secret to understanding you better.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt there's any scroll that could achieve that.

Mo Ran: It said, "To comprehend Shizun, one must speak in riddles and have the patience of a saint."

Chu Wanning: I don't believe in ancient scrolls.

Mo Ran: Well, it also mentioned that the quickest path to enlightenment involves sharing desserts with you.

Chu Wanning: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Mo Ran: So, care for some enlightenment with a side of pastries, Shizun?
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I heard a rumor that laughter adds years to your life.

Chu Wanning: I'm not interested in baseless rumors.

Mo Ran: So, to extend your life, I've prepared a joke for you.

Chu Wanning: This should be amusing.

Mo Ran: Why did the immortal cultivator bring a ladder to the cultivation sect?

Chu Wanning: I have no interest in guessing your punchlines.

Mo Ran: To reach the highest level, of course! Just like your unattainable standards, Shizun.

Chu Wanning: ...
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Replying to RedLotusPavilion Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Give me type of dish that has to use tomato as ingredient!
Lotus pork soup?
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I had a nightmare last night.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt your dreams are worth discussing.

Mo Ran: I dreamt I was surrounded by fierce beasts.

Chu Wanning: Sounds like wishful thinking.

Mo Ran: But then you appeared, Shizun, riding a giant bunny with a lecturing expression.

Chu Wanning: Absurd.

Mo Ran: You said, "Even in dreams, your foolishness finds me."

Chu Wanning: *silent glare*

Mo Ran: I think my subconscious fears you, Shizun.
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On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Taxian Jun: Wanning, did you know I've taken up gardening?

Chu Wanning: Gardening, really?

Taxian Jun: Yes, I'm growing my own flowers. I even named one after you.

Chu Wanning: I'm skeptical but go on.

Taxian Jun: It's a prickly cactus, beautiful yet unapproachable, just like you.

Chu Wanning: ...

Taxian Jun: Don't worry; I promise it has fewer thorns than our interactions.
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