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On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Chu Wanning, are you practicing your ice cultivation, or did you just find out you're immune to humor?

Chu Wanning: *glares*

Mo Ran: I mean, your cold demeanor is impressive. Are you sure you're not secretly a snowman in disguise?

Chu Wanning: *silence with a more intense glare*

Mo Ran: Okay, okay, I'll stop before you freeze me out completely.
On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Chu Wanning: Mo Ran, cultivation requires focus, discipline, and dedication.

Mo Ran: And I'm dedicated to making you smile amidst all that seriousness.

Chu Wanning: Your dedication should be focused on training.

Mo Ran: Well, I'm training to be the best at making you laugh. Close enough, right?
On Immortality Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Hey, Chu Wanning, do you have a map?

Chu Wanning: No, why?

Mo Ran: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Chu Wanning: *sighs* Mo Ran, we're in the middle of a dangerous cultivation site.

Mo Ran: Yeah, but love is an adventure, right?
Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Masala Dosa
Made this one yesterday too
Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Paratha
Gonna make this today for lunch...
Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Hummus
I read hummus as humans 😝😝 whelp----
Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
List of your fav Chinese food
Umm noodles.. and manchooriyan
Replying to RedLotusPavilion Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Have you guys ever won a big competition? Either sport, art, writing, science, or whatever…
Not a big one ... But it was big for me... In my school days I have never participated in anything.. so In my final year of school l decided to take a part in a short drama competition.. nd I was the MC and won 1st prize.. πŸ†πŸ˜‚
Replying to kwanto Dec 15, 2023
Title Immortality
Idli
I made these yesterday... Idli and sambhar...
Replying to Stella karen Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Lotus pork soup?
Lotus pork soup traditionally doesn't include tomatoes, but variations exist. If you prefer a tomato flavor, you can always customize the recipe! πŸ˜‰
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I've been pondering the mysteries of the universe.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt your musings are profound.

Mo Ran: I realized something extraordinary – your stoic expression is a secret weapon against demons!

Chu Wanning: My expression has nothing to do with demon-slaying.

Mo Ran: Demons take one look at your stern face, and they retreat, convinced they're in trouble with the Supreme Overlord of Strictness.

Chu Wanning: That's a ludicrous theory.

Mo Ran: Shizun, your glare is mightier than any sword!
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I've been contemplating a new approach to cultivation.

Chu Wanning: Finally taking things seriously?

Mo Ran: Yes, I call it the "Serious Silly Goose" technique.

Chu Wanning: The name alone is absurd.

Mo Ran: Picture this – a goose wandering the path of cultivation with utmost seriousness, occasionally honking wisdom.

Chu Wanning: That's utterly ridiculous.

Mo Ran: But, Shizun, think of the profound honk-sights we'll witness!

Chu Wanning: Your imagination knows no bounds, and that's not a compliment.
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I found an ancient scroll on the secret to understanding you better.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt there's any scroll that could achieve that.

Mo Ran: It said, "To comprehend Shizun, one must speak in riddles and have the patience of a saint."

Chu Wanning: I don't believe in ancient scrolls.

Mo Ran: Well, it also mentioned that the quickest path to enlightenment involves sharing desserts with you.

Chu Wanning: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Mo Ran: So, care for some enlightenment with a side of pastries, Shizun?
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I heard a rumor that laughter adds years to your life.

Chu Wanning: I'm not interested in baseless rumors.

Mo Ran: So, to extend your life, I've prepared a joke for you.

Chu Wanning: This should be amusing.

Mo Ran: Why did the immortal cultivator bring a ladder to the cultivation sect?

Chu Wanning: I have no interest in guessing your punchlines.

Mo Ran: To reach the highest level, of course! Just like your unattainable standards, Shizun.

Chu Wanning: ...
Replying to RedLotusPavilion Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Give me type of dish that has to use tomato as ingredient!
Lotus pork soup?
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Mo Ran: Shizun, I had a nightmare last night.

Chu Wanning: I highly doubt your dreams are worth discussing.

Mo Ran: I dreamt I was surrounded by fierce beasts.

Chu Wanning: Sounds like wishful thinking.

Mo Ran: But then you appeared, Shizun, riding a giant bunny with a lecturing expression.

Chu Wanning: Absurd.

Mo Ran: You said, "Even in dreams, your foolishness finds me."

Chu Wanning: *silent glare*

Mo Ran: I think my subconscious fears you, Shizun.
On Immortality Dec 14, 2023
Title Immortality
Taxian Jun: Wanning, did you know I've taken up gardening?

Chu Wanning: Gardening, really?

Taxian Jun: Yes, I'm growing my own flowers. I even named one after you.

Chu Wanning: I'm skeptical but go on.

Taxian Jun: It's a prickly cactus, beautiful yet unapproachable, just like you.

Chu Wanning: ...

Taxian Jun: Don't worry; I promise it has fewer thorns than our interactions.