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I just want my serpent beef jerky, that's all. 😹😭

I'm legitimately confused. I want to give this person the benefit of the doubt, but it's getting weirder by the minute.

LOL I cannot believe my eyes. I'm in tears reading this thread. So good to be camping in this page, there's never a dull moment. Thank you darling, I've missed your comments ♥️

I want my demon beef, please. Extra spicy.

Hunter please, that's too simplistic. Even a dummy like me who didn't read the novel knows it's a combination of factors.

Is this like a requirement, a guideline, a directive, something coming directly from the Chinese government? I mean this alpha male, alpha lady getting married.

But I didn't say jerk, I said alpha 😭 I couldn't care less about the jerkiness 🤧 TSJ, on the other hand, if he's an alpha male, than the world is upside down, we're no longer in Hawkins, this is all Vecna's doing. Get that main course out of my table and bring me my serpent beef, please LMAO

I like talking to you, btw, keep it up ✌🏻

I wanted to point this out, but then the Fox Squad would be all over me 🤣

Yo, the jerk thing has me riled up. Where do I find me some demon beef jerky like that? My neck is vacant 🤧😹

You saying Xiang Liu isn't an alpha male is the funniest thing I read all week lmao any more alpha than that and my TV screen would blow up

This one has such a Phantom of the Opera vibe, I love it.

I can't deny I'm a sucker for the "bad" ones. Those sweet little dudes bore me to no end 🤫

Happy 10K!! Here, a toast 🥂Pfff, but don't you be getting fox fur on my martini. Yo, enough with the tail wagging, you will ruin the canapes.

Thank you! Downloaded! Now I need to buy extra phones so I can look at them all simultaneously 😹

YOOOO I don't know which one I want

LOL I know, you are always having to answer the same thing over and over again. Every time I read one of those questions, I just feel for those poor sweet summer children. A FAQ thread is not a bad idea.

🎙 Attention, please. We need assistance over here at the information lounge. 🎙

Just a moment iamme, our manager will be with you shortly. Thank you for waiting.

Thanks AH!

I'm nothing if not predictable 😭

Me: “Significant chan…”
AH: “For the 135th time, not that kind of significant changes.”

I know, I know. But let a girl dream 🥲