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  • Last Online: 33 minutes ago
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: married to Jack 🌷
  • Contribution Points: 0 LV0
  • Birthday: November 12
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  • Join Date: March 20, 2023
  • Awards Received: Emotional Bandage1
Replying to Jane Patrick 18 days ago
You're now officially my 4th wife, congratulations 🎊.
i'm not in a relationship with Patrick Star. i'm a married man, don't mind him.
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Replying to Jack 19 days ago
No one noticed when I was at my lowest, but everyone noticed when I liked gay reels 😞
i shouldn't be laughing. but i read this thrice and is laughing like a maniac right now. i'm so sorry 😔
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Replying to Sunshine 19 days ago
i cant blv the comment section is still as hot as ever.. and it's almost 21K
i love my little family 🥹
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Replying to Sunshine 19 days ago
if his kukubird cant stand up.. does it spend its life sitting or just sleeping? (very serious qn)
i think Jane Patrick is a good sleeping partner!
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Replying to Dean 19 days ago
are you sure about this?
oh right. well i can't guide you. good luck with your marriage!
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Replying to Sunshine 19 days ago
if his kukubird cant stand up.. does it spend its life sitting or just sleeping? (very serious qn)
wow, so serious. according to my research, it will spend its lifetime sleeping. it'll always be droopy!!
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On Only Friends: Dream On 19 days ago
new discoveries!!

nick is a toddler, he's only 4 years old. hence, his kukubird is tiny but he claims to have the biggest kukubird in the world. his kukubird can't stand up either.

he has an IQ of 69 and he's merely 67 cm tall. he hates me because i'm boeing's dear babydoll. nick called off the engagement and left boeing for choco.

everytime we bully nick for the above things, he calls his mummy and leaves the group saying: "may god blast this group" only for me to add him back and humiliate him. he has used the word "blast" 73 times (yes i counted).

lastly, he's the favourite wife of Jane Patrick. source: trust me bro.
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Replying to goonernick 19 days ago
you are not a part of this goonization you fake kukubird gay
you're a toddler. your kukubird can't stand and it's tiny. you shouldn't be speaking
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Replying to Jack 20 days ago
And I'm a freaking adult why this happend to me dear lord and my most recent convo was about a nc scene and licking…
i'm crying lmao 😭😭
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Replying to Jack 20 days ago
I'm so embarrassed rn, my younger brother found my stan account, all the reels and comments, and I'm dying, he…
mom found the yaoi? why is your brother such a menace? 😭
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Replying to Jane Patrick 21 days ago
My one and only obsession is dean. Jane alee is too easy easy.
that wolf will be lonely for an eternity
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Replying to Jane Patrick 21 days ago
My one and only obsession is dean. Jane alee is too easy easy.
oh wow way to insult me and jack. you're missing out on him anyway.

he may not be mine but he follows me everywhere i go, so much like a dog lmao
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Replying to Jane Patrick 21 days ago
My one and only obsession is dean. Jane alee is too easy easy.
aren't you a jealous darling? it's evident i have good taste. jack is the living proof of it. but if you want Jane Patrick that much, then take him away.
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