OMG! My head is in a whirlwind. I need to upgrade to 16 GB RAM. I do not know where to start. Watching Team Bozo in action is so painful. This episode is about the mother of all bozo-ing. OK, let’s start with this.
Bozo Lucia: “I shall do anything and everything for you”, she said to Chairman Evil. Well then, where are the aerobics, biatch? Not even a kiss on the lip. She wanted to get the company shares? Well, I have one suggestion, taking a leaf out of the royal palace, in days of old.
She may try to fake a pregnancy or, better, get impregnated by Bozo-Boyfriend TK and pass it on as the future crown prince. Go and watch period K-dramas, Bozo. Put on an Oscar (or the Korean equivalent) worthy performance, like Chairman Evil. That is the best way to win him over and get the shares. Men, once they get into the woman’s pants, go all soft and puppy-like.
Then the speculation among Team Bozo on what Chairman Evil’s motive was for faking dementia. It took them a bit of time to figure it out once they realised that it was a show by the Chairman, to test his children's filial piety and Bozo Lucia’s loyalty. It was so frustrating to see their brains grind on like an old, malfunctioning clock.
Then there is that columbarium fire hoax by Attorney-Lucifer SJ, to lure Bozo Lucia away from the house. Hello! Mi-So Soup is already dead, so she can’t die again, can she? There was no need for her to rush to the columbarium. Even if she wanted to, dial Kakao T for a ride, you bozo. Why rush to the main street, frantically looking for a taxi?
Moreover, she can confirm by calling back the number that called her. Also, did she not recognise Attorney-Lucifer’s number on her caller ID? Then, when she realised something may be amiss, she called Bozo Snr instead of calling the columbarium. To compound the stupidity, Mama Bozo did not call the columbarium but needed Sidekick Tae-Joo to find out. So much time wasted in this merry-go-round.
Meanwhile, as usual, Boyfriend-Bozo was making a mess of his investigation into Attorney-Lucifer, who found out and even identified the mole. They did not see Attorney-Lucifer approaching, in full sight, while they were talking on the roof. Even Mr Magoo would have seen him.
So what now? Chairman Evil was dragged out of the house, screaming that there was nothing wrong with him. Will Boyfriend-Bozo turn into Captain Korea, swoop in and save the day? Then the bozo-ing will continue in the next episode. My head hurts. Ouch!
Clap Clap Clap Korea’s favourite murder weapon is on display to end this drama. Hit and run using the car. Of course, the infamous deer-in-the-headlights look, too, instead of dashing out of the way. This time, we had two: Ms Dumber followed by Mr Satan—a double serving, like a Big Mac.
Ms Lucifer, after learning of Mr Satan’s and Ms Dumber’s trip to the police station to give evidence against her and Man-Soo on conspiracy to commit murder charges, decided to kill Ms Dumber by running her over with her car. Mr Satan spotted the attempt, rushed in to save her and was knocked down instead. It was quite a forceful hit and is unlikely to survive.
What struck me as funny was Ms Dumber strolling to the police station. Any sensible person would have taken a taxi and been dropped off right at the entrance of the police station. It was like she has a death wish, wanting to die that day.
I have nothing but disdain for Ms Dumber because of her dumb behaviour. Why was she always running to Mr Satan every time he ‘summoned’ her and to be assaulted? He was grovelling and grabbing her knees (another form of assault), begging for forgiveness and to be by his side in the last moments of his life. Pathetic bastard! Go f88k yourself! Oops! I meant, die a painful death.
However, his wish will be granted because Ms Dumber will be by his side for his last moments, as he lies dying on the road, after being struck by Ms Lucifer. That will be tomorrow’s episode, and I am going to puke. I have already got my bucket ready.
How much longer is this ‘dementia’ debacle going to last? Moreover, this is not dementia, more like a living corpse. What was even more stupid was how he managed to put so much cash in his wallet despite his condition of 'dementia'. Who is bathing him, changing his clothes and wiping his arse? Give me a break.
Finally, Sidekick Tae-Joo busted him with the fake robbery. Not so clever after all, eh, Mr. Chairman? Just because of a fistful of dollars, he risked being exposed by threatening Sidekick. Maybe he does have brain damage!
However, he is not the most annoying character. The most annoying is Bozo TK. He can’t figure out that the ‘dementia’ was fake, even after what the nurse had told him. Then Bozo Snr. Stella had to spell out to him that Minkang is his since it was built with his dad’s stolen technology and money. He is as stupid as he looks. Honestly, what does Bozo Lucia see in him? I guess some women like stupid men.
WTF! Is Mr. Satan begging for one last aerobics from Ms. Dumber (preview)? Moreover, why is she always running over to see him whenever he ‘summons’ her. Wake up Dr. Dumb, dump this woman, she is not worth it. Never go for a woman with too much baggage. Go for sweet virgins, like Ms. Itchybottom Na-Ra, you fool.
Meanwhile, why is Captain America still staying at the House of Kang? Even if the host insists, it does not necessarily mean they truly want you to stay; it is a common aspect of Asian hospitality, albeit twisted, I should add. Go and check into a hotel, you stupid Korean-American.
Things are unravelling fast, and with only 2 episodes left, it will be very rapid, the fast-forward button on steroids. Mr. Satan will die a painful death, Ms. Lucifer will go to prison, Mama Satan too and Ms Itchybottom will marry Captain America, to help look after Ji-Ho Ho Ho. Mr. and Mrs. Dumb and Dumber will live happily ever after. Oh! Toyboy and Dr. Dumbass will shack up together and she will have revenge sex multiple times a day.
Hello, hello! The nurse was telling Bozo TK that there was something “strange” in Chairman Evil’s chart (preview). I wonder what that would be? He was obviously faking his ‘dementia’ but could there be something seriously wrong with him? Maybe he has the genes of the Korean Superman!
Anyway, back to the story. I really hate the Mopheads scenes. They are not even advertising products, like this week’s episode, so what is the point of showing them? They are not funny as comic relief.
Low-IQ Ji-Seop finally found something useful to do in his pathetic life. He went undercover as 007 and used the famous Korean surveillance technique, eavesdropping, nothing high tech but just buzzing around like a fly on the wall. He found out that Evil Jr and Evil Lawyer were planning to abandon Chairman Evil in a nursing home run by corrupt, evil people, where once you get in, you do not get out. Must be some kind of Korean Gulag.
Meanwhile, Bozo Sr. Stella's role in all this was just to sit down on a chair like a priest holding confessionals. The other two bozos, Stella and TK dropped by occasionally to natter with her about what is going on, except for Sidekick Tae-Joo, who is nowhere to be seen this episode. Maybe the actor playing him is busy with advertising Kopiko somewhere.
LOL The cardboard box of shame that Mr. Satan and co had with them when they entered the house. It was so tiny. They have nothing because they hardly worked, except to commit crimes.
Hello! Buying property with a forged check! Ms Dumber bought back her dad’s house with a forged check and this is a recipe for disaster. The contract is voidable and she will be prosecuted for various crimes, including forgery. Now you believe me when I nicknamed her Dumber?
Wow! Everything was resolved in one emergency board meeting. This drama could have ended 50 episodes ago if they had solved one crime a week. However, they have Kopiko to advertise.
Meanwhile, it took Captain America 20 years to find his sister, Catherine. Hello? If she was in a car accident, he could have found her in 1 day! Then again, South Korean police are often portrayed as stupid. They had probably lost the accident report. Sigh! Get up my arse, everyone. It is free entry tonight. For tonight only.
Message to Mr. Satan: Unalive Psycho Se-ri and let Ji-Ho be with his biological dad, Captain America. He is dying from cancer anyway; he can either unalive himself or die before he goes on trial. He will go to Hell anyway, for all the evil deeds he has done, including the murder of Do-Hee and Dr. Dumber's dad. So what is one more murder?
Hello, legal guardianship of the demented Chairman Evil does not automatically fall to Evil Jr KC, it will be decided by the court. So she can’t just dump him in a nursing home. Bullshit Lawyer SJ should know this but he doesn't and that was why he gave Evil Jr that stupid advice. Stupid, evil and delusional and still waiting to get in Evil Jr pants!
However, I think Chairman Evil could be faking his dementia to test everyone and see who he should appoint as his successor. Hello? Isn’t the main criterion ruthlessness? Is he looking for other traits, like kindness and people-centricity? If so, then he is certainly loco. Satan does not change its spots.
DNA Tests: The DNA results showed that Mr. Satan is not the biological father of Ji-Ho. Hello! I thought that a better way would be to compare Ji-Ho with Captain America to prove that he was Ji-Ho’s dad. That killed two birds with one stone: Captain America is the biological dad, and at the same time, proved that Mr. Satan is not. Not so smart after all, eh, Korean-American?
Looks like there is a new drama. Captain America had gone M.I.A.? Is he kaput, deep down in the Han River in a barrel filled with cement? Next week should be a whirlwind of events, like rushed sex; all the events will be speedily resolved in next to no time, like Speedy Gonzales. Arriba, Arriba! Ándale, Ándale. I hope there will be some late-minute bloodshed, too. I am blood thirsty.
Aha! No kaput-tae for Chairman Evil, not yet. He was saved in the nick of time by Bozo Jr. Lucia. However, he had turned into the Incredible Hulk (ending scene). Or maybe it was all an act to see his children’s reaction. It was obvious that they don’t give a f88k.
The fastest way for Bozoz Lucia to get her hands on those shares is to have wild aerobics with Chairman Evil. I'm sure she can fake it, after all, she is doing a great job being the ever-loving wife. Take some lessons from the Thai “Pretty Woman”; they can scam the life savings off those ‘farangs’. Get going, woman, it is not that you are still a virgin. Have a child or fake your pregnancy. Watch some Korean period dramas and learn how they do it. I am getting bored.
Meanwhile, I am wondering what Bozo TK’s role is in this drama. He goes around looking like Forrest Gump and only does what the Godmother, Bozo Snr Stella, tells him. What is his purpose in life? He already got his main witness, Bozo Jo, killed. So what next?
OMG! Talking about being delusional. DELUSIONAL!!! Mr. Satan wants to get back with Ms. Dumber, after all he had done, including murdering her dad. HELLO! Anyone there? Slap me, pull my hair, I must be dreaming. This happened a few times; I fell asleep while watching an episode and dreamt of scenes. On this occasion, I fell asleep after a few minutes, a deep sleep, and woke up hours later.
Talking about hair pulling, Mama Satan went to the office and almost pulled out all the hair of Ms. Dumber. This is assault, Criminal Law 101. Yet she did not file a police report, as usual. Then more wrist grabbing, also an assault. She allowed Mr. Satan to grab her wrist and pulled her away. She is worse than the real character in Dumb and Dumber. I can’t even call her a monkey because monkeys can be trained.
Ha! As I suspected, Mr. Satan has cancer of the stomach. So he is getting away easy, because death is too merciful for him. So what now? Will he die before he finds out that Captain America Jr is not his biological son?
Meanwhile, is Captain America Sr wooing Ms. Dumber or what? Get going, dude, do some of the Korean-American moves that you have learned in the hood in Koreatown. Stop behaving like a Korean country bumpkin. Let's get some aerobics action, Captain America Sr!
Finally, O’Seong Jr. to Dr. Dumb: Shall we singles get together and do some workout? Oh yeah, then what? Jerking off and seeing who can squirt the furthest? No, I am serious, some dudes do that. Just look it up on the Internet.
Kaput! Yes, Chairman Evil finally kicked the bucket, or so it seemed, and we will have to wait till the next episode to find out. The confrontation with his eldest son, Mr. Low IQ, had induced a heart attack, and he collapsed. Was the ‘tonic’ the cause of weakening his heart? If so, that would have made both Bozo Sr. Stella and Bozo Lucia murderers.
Anyway, that fake will to provoke Mr. Low IQ was a brilliant scheme. Kill with a borrowed knife, coming straight out of The Thirty Six Stratagems playbook CLAP CLAP CLAP Well done, to the female members of the Avenger-Bozo Team.
Meanwhile, the male member, Bozo TK, had not been scoring anything significant. Even his sidekick, Bozo Jo got killed, all because of his negligence and stupidity. I wish they would cut out the scenes between him and Lucifer SJ. The dialogues between them are meaningless and stupid, contributing nothing to the plot. We already have comic relief from the Mopheads, so we don't need more.
Now the fight for control of the company begins. I hope Team Avenger-Bozo had the sense to buy shares in the open market (assuming it is a publicly traded company), but so far, there is no indication that they have done so. Well, what can we expect from bozos?
Bozo Lucia: “I shall do anything and everything for you”, she said to Chairman Evil. Well then, where are the aerobics, biatch? Not even a kiss on the lip. She wanted to get the company shares? Well, I have one suggestion, taking a leaf out of the royal palace, in days of old.
She may try to fake a pregnancy or, better, get impregnated by Bozo-Boyfriend TK and pass it on as the future crown prince. Go and watch period K-dramas, Bozo. Put on an Oscar (or the Korean equivalent) worthy performance, like Chairman Evil. That is the best way to win him over and get the shares. Men, once they get into the woman’s pants, go all soft and puppy-like.
Then the speculation among Team Bozo on what Chairman Evil’s motive was for faking dementia. It took them a bit of time to figure it out once they realised that it was a show by the Chairman, to test his children's filial piety and Bozo Lucia’s loyalty. It was so frustrating to see their brains grind on like an old, malfunctioning clock.
Then there is that columbarium fire hoax by Attorney-Lucifer SJ, to lure Bozo Lucia away from the house. Hello! Mi-So Soup is already dead, so she can’t die again, can she? There was no need for her to rush to the columbarium. Even if she wanted to, dial Kakao T for a ride, you bozo. Why rush to the main street, frantically looking for a taxi?
Moreover, she can confirm by calling back the number that called her. Also, did she not recognise Attorney-Lucifer’s number on her caller ID? Then, when she realised something may be amiss, she called Bozo Snr instead of calling the columbarium. To compound the stupidity, Mama Bozo did not call the columbarium but needed Sidekick Tae-Joo to find out. So much time wasted in this merry-go-round.
Meanwhile, as usual, Boyfriend-Bozo was making a mess of his investigation into Attorney-Lucifer, who found out and even identified the mole. They did not see Attorney-Lucifer approaching, in full sight, while they were talking on the roof. Even Mr Magoo would have seen him.
So what now? Chairman Evil was dragged out of the house, screaming that there was nothing wrong with him. Will Boyfriend-Bozo turn into Captain Korea, swoop in and save the day? Then the bozo-ing will continue in the next episode. My head hurts. Ouch!
Ms Lucifer, after learning of Mr Satan’s and Ms Dumber’s trip to the police station to give evidence against her and Man-Soo on conspiracy to commit murder charges, decided to kill Ms Dumber by running her over with her car. Mr Satan spotted the attempt, rushed in to save her and was knocked down instead. It was quite a forceful hit and is unlikely to survive.
What struck me as funny was Ms Dumber strolling to the police station. Any sensible person would have taken a taxi and been dropped off right at the entrance of the police station. It was like she has a death wish, wanting to die that day.
I have nothing but disdain for Ms Dumber because of her dumb behaviour. Why was she always running to Mr Satan every time he ‘summoned’ her and to be assaulted? He was grovelling and grabbing her knees (another form of assault), begging for forgiveness and to be by his side in the last moments of his life. Pathetic bastard! Go f88k yourself! Oops! I meant, die a painful death.
However, his wish will be granted because Ms Dumber will be by his side for his last moments, as he lies dying on the road, after being struck by Ms Lucifer. That will be tomorrow’s episode, and I am going to puke. I have already got my bucket ready.
Finally, Sidekick Tae-Joo busted him with the fake robbery. Not so clever after all, eh, Mr. Chairman? Just because of a fistful of dollars, he risked being exposed by threatening Sidekick. Maybe he does have brain damage!
However, he is not the most annoying character. The most annoying is Bozo TK. He can’t figure out that the ‘dementia’ was fake, even after what the nurse had told him. Then Bozo Snr. Stella had to spell out to him that Minkang is his since it was built with his dad’s stolen technology and money. He is as stupid as he looks. Honestly, what does Bozo Lucia see in him? I guess some women like stupid men.
Meanwhile, why is Captain America still staying at the House of Kang? Even if the host insists, it does not necessarily mean they truly want you to stay; it is a common aspect of Asian hospitality, albeit twisted, I should add. Go and check into a hotel, you stupid Korean-American.
Things are unravelling fast, and with only 2 episodes left, it will be very rapid, the fast-forward button on steroids. Mr. Satan will die a painful death, Ms. Lucifer will go to prison, Mama Satan too and Ms Itchybottom will marry Captain America, to help look after Ji-Ho Ho Ho. Mr. and Mrs. Dumb and Dumber will live happily ever after. Oh! Toyboy and Dr. Dumbass will shack up together and she will have revenge sex multiple times a day.
Anyway, back to the story. I really hate the Mopheads scenes. They are not even advertising products, like this week’s episode, so what is the point of showing them? They are not funny as comic relief.
Low-IQ Ji-Seop finally found something useful to do in his pathetic life. He went undercover as 007 and used the famous Korean surveillance technique, eavesdropping, nothing high tech but just buzzing around like a fly on the wall. He found out that Evil Jr and Evil Lawyer were planning to abandon Chairman Evil in a nursing home run by corrupt, evil people, where once you get in, you do not get out. Must be some kind of Korean Gulag.
Meanwhile, Bozo Sr. Stella's role in all this was just to sit down on a chair like a priest holding confessionals. The other two bozos, Stella and TK dropped by occasionally to natter with her about what is going on, except for Sidekick Tae-Joo, who is nowhere to be seen this episode. Maybe the actor playing him is busy with advertising Kopiko somewhere.
Hello! Buying property with a forged check! Ms Dumber bought back her dad’s house with a forged check and this is a recipe for disaster. The contract is voidable and she will be prosecuted for various crimes, including forgery. Now you believe me when I nicknamed her Dumber?
Wow! Everything was resolved in one emergency board meeting. This drama could have ended 50 episodes ago if they had solved one crime a week. However, they have Kopiko to advertise.
Meanwhile, it took Captain America 20 years to find his sister, Catherine. Hello? If she was in a car accident, he could have found her in 1 day! Then again, South Korean police are often portrayed as stupid. They had probably lost the accident report. Sigh! Get up my arse, everyone. It is free entry tonight. For tonight only.
However, I think Chairman Evil could be faking his dementia to test everyone and see who he should appoint as his successor. Hello? Isn’t the main criterion ruthlessness? Is he looking for other traits, like kindness and people-centricity? If so, then he is certainly loco. Satan does not change its spots.
Looks like there is a new drama. Captain America had gone M.I.A.? Is he kaput, deep down in the Han River in a barrel filled with cement? Next week should be a whirlwind of events, like rushed sex; all the events will be speedily resolved in next to no time, like Speedy Gonzales. Arriba, Arriba! Ándale, Ándale. I hope there will be some late-minute bloodshed, too. I am blood thirsty.
The fastest way for Bozoz Lucia to get her hands on those shares is to have wild aerobics with Chairman Evil. I'm sure she can fake it, after all, she is doing a great job being the ever-loving wife. Take some lessons from the Thai “Pretty Woman”; they can scam the life savings off those ‘farangs’. Get going, woman, it is not that you are still a virgin. Have a child or fake your pregnancy. Watch some Korean period dramas and learn how they do it. I am getting bored.
Meanwhile, I am wondering what Bozo TK’s role is in this drama. He goes around looking like Forrest Gump and only does what the Godmother, Bozo Snr Stella, tells him. What is his purpose in life? He already got his main witness, Bozo Jo, killed. So what next?
Talking about hair pulling, Mama Satan went to the office and almost pulled out all the hair of Ms. Dumber. This is assault, Criminal Law 101. Yet she did not file a police report, as usual. Then more wrist grabbing, also an assault. She allowed Mr. Satan to grab her wrist and pulled her away. She is worse than the real character in Dumb and Dumber. I can’t even call her a monkey because monkeys can be trained.
Ha! As I suspected, Mr. Satan has cancer of the stomach. So he is getting away easy, because death is too merciful for him. So what now? Will he die before he finds out that Captain America Jr is not his biological son?
Meanwhile, is Captain America Sr wooing Ms. Dumber or what? Get going, dude, do some of the Korean-American moves that you have learned in the hood in Koreatown. Stop behaving like a Korean country bumpkin. Let's get some aerobics action, Captain America Sr!
Finally, O’Seong Jr. to Dr. Dumb: Shall we singles get together and do some workout? Oh yeah, then what? Jerking off and seeing who can squirt the furthest? No, I am serious, some dudes do that. Just look it up on the Internet.
Anyway, that fake will to provoke Mr. Low IQ was a brilliant scheme. Kill with a borrowed knife, coming straight out of The Thirty Six Stratagems playbook CLAP CLAP CLAP Well done, to the female members of the Avenger-Bozo Team.
Meanwhile, the male member, Bozo TK, had not been scoring anything significant. Even his sidekick, Bozo Jo got killed, all because of his negligence and stupidity. I wish they would cut out the scenes between him and Lucifer SJ. The dialogues between them are meaningless and stupid, contributing nothing to the plot. We already have comic relief from the Mopheads, so we don't need more.
Now the fight for control of the company begins. I hope Team Avenger-Bozo had the sense to buy shares in the open market (assuming it is a publicly traded company), but so far, there is no indication that they have done so. Well, what can we expect from bozos?