Shinubi No Holds Barred

Did that marriage deal include aerobics? The one that Chloe proposed to Hyun-Jun. If I were him, I would insist that it did. Meanwhile, Dan Dan Noodle had aerobics with Chairman Satan for the first time after 30 years (preview). LOL She waited till she was old and shrivelled up, as dry as the Taklamakan Desert. Give me a break. I am going mad. I hope she has good-quality lube handy.

Unfortunately, she is not that clever. Anyway, that would be impractical. The best way is to go public and seek the protection of the old fart, Chairman Ma.

Aargh! Ouch Ouch! You all know why. The villains found Tik-Tok. Will she be whisked to safety in time? This was this episode’s cliffhanger. My arse hurts. Stupid people.

Let’s turn our attention to clowns. Well, that was the wrong word to use, since clowns are usually intelligent people. Mama Baeky was so chuffed that she found a ring in Prof Jerkface's coat, jumping to the conclusion that he'd bought it for her. What a dumbo, she can’t read between the lines, picking up cues from his reaction.

Then there is the other ‘clown’, Sourface. Hello! Jump out of the way after getting Okay to safety. Instead, he just stood there for a few minutes, letting his arm get scalded. Moreover, it was an unnatural human reaction; people instinctively move their arms when something hot touches them. Bloody stupid.

These are the other things that got up my arse:

- Baeky rushed home to tell his parents about Sourface’s ‘accident’. Why? Hello, he could have called them and told them over the phone and then rushed to the hospital.

- Okay should use the kill with borrowed hands stratagem by leaking anonymously to the Gold Diggers that Sourface is the She-Devil’s biological son. They would not hesitate to immediately use that to out her. It is time for her to up her game, since the villains have no qualms about hurting her. What a bimbo! I am pissed.

To say that I was disappointed would be a big understatement. I was livid that Okay did not drop a bombshell at the press conference that Sourface is her biological son; that would have finished her once and for all. The old fart, Charman Ma, would kick her out of the company and house. Moreover, it will kill off any talk about Okay and Sourface getting married.

Meanwhile, Prof Jerkface is getting further up my arse. Is he really a professor? He is lacking grey matter, so little, like a bird brain. He was taken in by the She-Devil’s theatrics, and it seemed that he was going to propose to her (preview). Mama Baeky saw the ring in his pocket and, will the truth finally come out, about his affair? I am looking forward to seeing Mama Baeky's face; she won’t be so smug then. Biatch.

Finally, Baeky is doing poorly in the getting-into-pants department. He had not progressed far with Okay. Still on first base, as far as having to steal kisses, well, more like pecking. Peck Peck. I have this good book about pulling women, would you like to read it, bro?

Clap Clap... Why am I clapping? While it was a neat trick Okay pulled at the press conference, a better bombshell was to reveal that Sourface is the She-Devil’s biological son. She could have done a DNA test and presented it to the reporters. What a waste! I am bitterly disappointed.

Meanwhile, the ugly face of Sourface is beginning to show. Hello? This is not the Joseon era; he thinks that he could marry Okay against her will. That’s why Okay should have revealed the mother-son relationship of the She-Devil and Sourface; it would have killed multiple birds with one stone. There would be chaos in the three households.

Finally, here is an important tip for the Dumbo Duo. Get those spy bugs with flashing red lights. They are more effective than listening from behind doors. The She-Devil and her lapdog are explicitly discussing their crimes and this would have been on an audio file. WTF is wrong with the Dumbo Duo? Getting dumber as the days go by. Aargh! My arse hurts.

I am donating some hair gel.

Will staring at each other be with us till the end of this drama? It still has a long way to go. Also, a surprising move by Chloe, offering to marry Hyeon-Jun. Will she really have aerobics with him to achieve her aims? Moreover, Hyeon-Jun seemed to have stumbled upon her secret, that she is not the real Chloe. How will she and her fake dad, James Bond, talk their way out of this?

Half bro also needs to do something about his outfits, they are at least two sizes larger.

Ah so! Ssangkal is dead and one up the arse for his bitch. Clap Clap Clap. She was so cocky when the Dumbo Duo tried to warn her that he was in danger. Anyway, hoodlums’ women are known for their lack of brains. I bet she does not care that much about him and will try to extract some money out of the Dumbo Duo in return for information. Funny that the She-Devil did not off her too.

So in this new chapter, the She-Devil and Okay will put up a mother-daughter act. Okay could do these:
- DNA to prove that Sourface is her biological son
- Evidence that the She-Devil was having an affair with Prof Jerkface
- Make a copy of the video in the garage
- Make a video of TikTok in her hospital bed
- Get life insurance for the old fart, Chairman Ma and make her the beneficiary

Then go and spill the beans to Chairman Ma. If he has a stroke and dies on the spot, she will collect the insurance. Ya! I should be getting paid for this, being a consultant to the Dumbos. Dumb arses!

Clap Clap Clap! Here comes the spy bugs with flashing red lights. Oh! Chloe should buy a better brand of mobile phones. Get the Chinese ones; they do not fall apart as easily. Even the cheapest ones are as sturdy as a rock.

No need for spy bugs with flashing red light!

The name James seemed to be a favourite for disguises. In "Red Pearl", Dimples's saviour also posed as a James. Both were Korean-American and spoke bad English.

Ha! The She-Devil got out of jail after bribing Ssangkal to take the fall, with some ridiculous new 'evidence'. She now has a new hairstyle, signifying a new chapter in this drama. Clap Clap Clapity Clap.
The She-Devil also let on that she knew Okay was posing as TikTok. Why did she do that? It served no purpose.
There was also the introduction of a new character, Ssangkal’s girlfriend. Things are going to get interesting.

I have some advice for Okay.
- She should tell the old fart, Chairman Ma, the whole story, immediately. Secretly, take him to see TikTok, who is still in a coma.
- Introduce him to the twins' mom and explain what had happened to her.
- More importantly, tell him that Sourface Jun-Ho is the She-Devil’s son and her plot to take over the company.
- Equally important, that she was having an affair with Prof. Jerkface.

Okay should not let her relationship with Baeky get in the way of getting justice for her mom and adoptive dad. Keeping things under wraps is not to her advantage. Well, we can't expect much from a dumbo, can we?

Huh! Baeky is also adopted! This is getting interesting. I wonder who his biological parents are. Maybe he is the half-brother of the twins! Or worse, he is a biological half-brother of Sourface Jun-Ho. The She-Devil had aerobics with another man. She bounced from one man to another.

So, Lappy Lee bribed a goon of his to take the fall for the She-Devil, to get her out of jail. There is one big flaw in the plan. The video clearly showed that the She-Devil caused Bok-Gil's fall, and the goon was nowhere to be seen.

Meanwhile, the Dumbo Duo came up with a plan to get the company shares from Mama Gold Digger. Another foolish plan, but it seemed to be working, and Baeky looked great in that disguise. He should maintain that look; it suited him better.

I hope that after this, the Dumbo Duo will inform the police that the Gold Diggers were accomplices in the kidnapping. Then the old fart, Chairman Ma, will have another stroke and go kaput. Cluckity Cluck! Why am I clucking like a hen?

WTF! F88kity f88k!The Gold Diggers were not arrested for being accomplices to kidnapping. The Dumbo Duo, Baeky and Okay, should have included in their police report about them being accomplices to the kidnapping and submitted the handkerchief which belonged to Mama Gold Digger.

Ha! The old fart, Chairman Ma, did not collapse and died of a stroke. I thought that would have happened when the She-Devil was arrested for murder in front of him. So he was unaware of these events. Then what were those mysterious phone calls about?

These are not what had pissed me off the most. I am very pissed with the reaction of the adulterer, Baeky’s dad. His name was cleared, but he is still defending the She-Devil. This is what getting into a woman's pants does to a man's head. Then there is Sourface Jun-Ho. He just proved that blood is thicker than water. He is on her side, of course, because he is her biological son. His dream of marrying Seo-Rin is out of the window, especially after what his criminal mom did to the twins' mom and dad.

The time has come for Okay to tell the truth to Baeky about Sourface, he being the She-Devil’s son. Then Baeky should reveal to his mom about his dad’s affair with the She-Devil. Keeping the lid on will only complicate matters. The truth will set you free, as they say.

Hello? Is this all true, or am I hallucinating? The She-Devil was arrested, and Okay was going to tell the old fart, Chairman Ma, everything? Is the drama coming to an end, 43 episodes ahead of schedule?

Maybe this is the beginning of a new chapter and the rest of the drama will be about Okay getting married, having kids and having a new adventure. It would be great if it is, or this drama is coming to a premature end. I am intrigued.

This is the Korean version of the Tom and Jerry Show, with a special touch of staring matches. Every episode ends with the 'cliffhanger' of I stare at you, you stare at me, and what happens next! The last episode was the best, a group staring match, they all stood in a circle and stared at each other. I thought that it was going to end up in an orgy, but thankfully, it did not.

He inherited her evil genes, and blood will always be thicker than water. Oh! Lappy Lee's genes too, he is the biological father.

Ah so! Okay watches K-dramas, and so she knew that there were hidden safes in a CEO’s office. If so, she should have known about spycams with flashing red lights, too, and she could use that to spy on the She-Devil.

It was painful, excruciating, to watch dumbos in action. The Dumbo Duo were dillydallying in the police station’s corridor, instead of focusing on their mission, not that hurrying would have helped. The Gold Diggers and the She-Devil’s goons have teleporting powers, and they could kidnap Mama Twins in nano-seconds, faster than Huawei’s chips.

So Okay resorted to lying to Baeky about how she knew the password to the safe. He knew that it was Sourface’s birthday, and that would have been the right time to tell him so that he would be caught off guard. If he tell Sourface about the She-Devil's evil deeds, Sourface would side with her because, for them, blood is always thicker than water.

Meanwhile, those mysterious phone calls of the old fart, Chairman Ma, continued. WTF is going on? I am beyond pissed, it got up my arse so much. Ouch!

They all stood in a circle, staring at each other or at the floor, while remaining mute. What a bunch of dodos!