Why do you assume they're single because their past relationships aren't fed to you?
Why skip over "I've noticed this in way too many dramas"? You're just looking to start something and FYI it was an observation not an assumption. Clearly, you've got a problem with my comment, so deal with it and get out of my replies, weirdo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFtzPV1yOc