Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me is so in love with himself that he has to propose each time he looks into the mirror

The person above me thinks everybody feels jealousy over the love he feels for himself

The person above me is so egocentric that he doesn't see anyone else in the world but himself. He is the true meaning of a diva-zilla and throws fits if nobody gives him attention. All attention must be on him, if not then he will make sure you don't last another second on this earth!

The person above me needs to seriously think about getting counselling and perhaps some anger management classes

The person above me is a giant

The person above me has no eyes so I don't know how he could have known that

LOL The person above me despite knowing that my milk is past its expiration date still drank it!! Looks like the lack of sight is affecting the poor guy after all!!