Post an insane lie about the person above you

EJ_101 wrote: lol thanx.. the person above me suck on singing the blues

You should be thankful. Did you notice the surname? I actually painstakingly researched(googled it) common Malaysian names to come up with it. lol

the person above me with the amazingly long name became a Buddha last year

the person above me is wookiie

the person above me likes to fish in swimming pools and he eats what he catches

The person above me loves pedobear

the person above me has lost the will to wear socks

the person above me is right behind you. RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! this also applies if the person after me is also the person above me. Basically whoever reads this just needs to run cause Ej is coming

the above person is in great fear