Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me is the bald guy from Austin powers movie who is soo evil that they are planning to unleash their stinky sock collection on the public

Hahaha The person above me is a man-stealer and stole the man I was meant to marry thus turning me into a man hater!! muhahahah

The person above me is just a snatcher!! they like to snatch everything that isn't theirs!! LOL

Hahahaha The person above me is having a Kim Tan moment and is blaming her misfortunate love on me the dream catcher!

The person above me decided that Yoon Eun Hye wasn't worth it in the end because of her hair in Marry him if you dare!! So he ended up being lonely!!

the person above me is posting from her secret underground base

the 2 person above me took someone as their collateral damage & offered that someone some indecent proposal and then they have meat her! her name is Zan to feed to their pets Piranhas... [i better run as fast as i can b4 they spot me as there next target]

i'm still a live until now the person above me asked me for money so i took my wallet to giving her money but she shout aloud (heeeelp she is stealing my wallet)i don't know what to do cuz i don't know her anyway i come out from jail one week ago. hw can u do that for someone wanted to helping u why why whyyyyyyy....lol