If you want serious (or any) answers you should probably be clear about your role and your ability to authoritatively respond to user feedback. Nothing about your profile identifies you as staff. I can't tell whether you're a dev with magic coding powers or a well-meaning busybody.
Notwithstanding the obvious issues with the questionnaire design, why did I find such a survey buried in a general forum thread eight days later instead of seeing it offered via DM or at login?