I just want to give a thunderous, glitter-filled THANK YOU to the almighty internet gods for guiding me—nay,…
Brewing Furry my long lost soul mate...thank you for viewing my crash out as a poetic glory. I am still crashing out till this day. And yes I would love to start a glitter cult with you my shinning beauty.
If you wanna watch this show DON'T FUCKING BOTHER. This shit had me seething with anger the whole motherfucking…
So now this is the present day and it's two years later so the old Joe is now in a new Joe’s body. (So now you get the confusion in the beginning). So boom here we are Joe is back again but in a new body. Wut helps him get a job like sorting props out. Then he upgrades to a stuntman stand-in job because he nailed down an audition that he wasnt even supposed to be at. Things are going great and then we find out that Joe’s mum is in crippling debt on top of the crippling debt Joe's mom now has kidney failure and he really need the extra cash and here’s where the problems start again. In the meantime, Sol my baby is back to shoot a music video and Ming that fuck ass loon keeps believing that Joe is alive because some foreseeing grandpa keeps telling him that Joe is neither dead nor alive so he proceeds to stalk this Joe. YIPPEE THROW ME OFF A BUILDING RN.
Joe then decides he's gonna rob himself which is iconic ngl. He steals his bank book from Wut’s office and attempts to steal his ID and other necessary items for withdrawing the cash but ends up failing miserably because Sol catches him the act of reminiscing over the fuck ass mugs Ming bought way back (remember the Christmas mugs?), they tussle but Joe makes it out of there. Now prior to this Tong was looking for a stand-in and his agent happened to have taken interest in him but Wut told him not to do it because of what had happened two years back, HOWEVER because of the shit that's going on he takes the job. This obviously upsets Wut but he understands where Joe is coming from.
At this moment I'd like to digress and say that Wut is getting sus about Joe because his mannerisms are so similar to the previous Joe. There is also a scene when Joe sells himself out because two years earlier Wut and his wife were expecting twins so now they were sitting for lunch at Wut’s place and there are baby cries so the wife excuses herself and Joe says how tough it must be to take care of twins and Wut asks him where the fuck he knows this info from and Joe says some staff were talking about it. Wut then proceeds to say that nobody in staff knows about the twins because the other twin didn't make it so it's only one child. ANYWAYS crazy shit.
Back to current times, Sol is looking for someone to be in his MV and Wut recommends Joe but Sol is a bit iffy because he doesn't know Joe as well but offers him a chance to audition with the rest. Later Joe is at the hospital taking care of his mom and from a distance this madman Ming is stalking him like he got the secretary giving him info about their debt and his mom’s illness. So as Joe is standing outside Sol bumps into him and they have a convo and Sol offers him the job. Joe is grateful and the convo ends there and Sol leaves. Then Ming having watched all this, calls Joe and asks him to come over to his place to which Joe declines (you go girly pop) but Ming blocks him and tells him to get in the car and he does (I take back my support). They head over to Joe's home and Ming just starts wondering about in his home like bitch manners. He then forces himself onto Joe with the secretary just looking at this go down mind you this isn't gonna be the first or last time this motherfucker does this ghetto ass shit. Ming then proceeds to say like be with me and ill give you whatever you want and this clearly triggers Joe because we've heard this shit before and he tells them to fuck off. So he’s hyperventilating and stressing then he just decides he's gonna be Ming’s fuck buddy so that he can get enough money to take care of his mom. They then strike a deal of 5mil and a house in exchange of being fuck buddies for a year to which I think a year is long motherfucking time something like 5 months is even too generous because we're dealing with a psychopath.
So it's been a hot minute and Joe happens to run into an ex. Remember this is old Joe in another Joe’s body so he doesn't recall him but his mom gives him the tea on how said ex used him to get into the industry and then left him. So boom now we’re going out for a work trip for one week because Tong that fuck ass hoe wants to recreate his first movie…yes the one that made Ming fall in love with him. So we get to the hotel and Ming is forcing Joe to stay in his room with him and Joe says no periodt! So everyone chills down and it’s lunch time and Joe and ex meet up again and ex is making moves on him but it just pisses Joe off and he leaves. Ming sees all this go down and follows Joe to ask him a variety of dumbass questions that I won’t get into meanwhile Tong approaches ex and asks him to make sure Joe and Ming don't end up together at any cost. Joe is back in his room chilling when ex walks in and says that they're gonna be roomies for the time being and forces himself onto Joe (Im losing my shit again). Ming then walks in pushes ex off and takes Joe with him then proceeds to claim to Joe that Joe is his property and then FORCES HIMSELF ONTO JOE. Tong happens to show up and Ming pretends that everything is okay when NOTHING IS FUCKING OKAY YOU DUMB FUCK. Joe is clearly pissed and he just leaves then chases ex out and just has a mental breakdown. The next day rolls around Ming finds Joe placing for himself a cup of coffee and WITHOUT an IDK im sorry I SA’D you last night and all those other nights, THIS BITCH GOES “Place for me a cup too”. WHAT THE FUCK? So Joe is pissed and places for him a cup to which I wouldn't have; I would take that coffee pot and throw it at your bitch ass but Joe is better than me. Ming tries to get like a convo going but Joe just shrugs him off and leave which is ONE MILLION PERCENT VALID. He even isn't reacting accordingly to the situation. He’s too calm for anyone’s liking.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH I HATE MING TO NO END. I HATE THIS MAN SO MUCH YOU DON'T GET IT. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK BITCH.
So shooting rolls around and an interesting conversation happens to take place. So some two dudes on set are talking about how Tong needs to do the iconic fighting scene in this movie and the director of this movie says something like even if he were to do it again it wouldn't be the same and Ming overhears this and asks the director what he meant by that and the director just tells him if it was actually Tong in that scene why would he turn his back? And the director proceeds to say that the guy who was hired he was convinced not to take the credit for that scene and that is when it hits Ming that all along it was Joe’s back. He then proceeds to cry on set and hugs Joe from the back apologizing and shit ain't nobody give a fuck keep it pushing.
So we get back to town and Wut asks Joe what the fuck is going on between him and that demon and Joe confesses to the deal and obviously, Wut is pissed duh but he forgives Joe. Joe then goes over to cook for Ming because apparently that shit for brains can't do anything by himself no more…and guess what he asks Joe to cook? If you guessed the noodles you are 100% correct. Joe makes them and Ming in his psychosis says “They taste identical to the other ones” and Joe shuts that shit down saying of course it tases similar ramen from a pack tases similar but this bitch is adamant. Later on, Joe decides to visit his parents at the cemetery. Wut and Sol catch him mid confession and Wut loses it and cries all over and it's a beautiful reunion. Meanwhile, Ming decides to meditate with the foreseeing grandpa to get his answers and I personally think meditation isn't the answer for this man a mental hospital is though. Meditation over he decides in his head that current Joe is old Joe which is true but we don't want him knowing that info for obvious reasons THE BITCH IS CRAZY.
Joe ends up meeting Ming’s brother Ming is pissed about this and drags Joe back to the other house (Joe’s original home) and they woohoo. (im so done with this at this point). Post woohoo they're talking and Ming emphasizes on the fact that new Joe is old Joe and Joe is rejecting these claims and Ming says… oh my goodness I cant believe Im writing this down rn, “You might be rejecting to tell me the truth but your body tell me everything. The only person who sneezes when reaching an orgasm is Joe.”
EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BITCH NO WORDS JUST MEDITATE ON THAT SHIT. AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HE DOESN’T NEED TO BE LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM SOMEWHERE?
Ming then gets a call saying they’ve found Joe’s body and he speeds the fuck outta there. So when we get the body unfortunately the body is decayed and it's confirmed to be the actual Joe and it's a devastating time. So Ming decides he's gonna do the funeral and lemme just say this attending my own funeral would make me lose my marbles. So Joe is rightfully going through it and during cremation, he notices Ming cry and goes up to him and asks him what right did he have to cry when he is the one who killed Joe.
FINALLY CALLED HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT.
Ming though isn't done because is he ever? He goes up to Wut, Sol and Joe and says that everything that belonged to Joe is his rightfully and legally and he already paid off the relatives so he owns everything and hell take what he wants and burn down the other shit. Clearly, nobody is happy with this info especially not Joe but Ming just leaves. So Joe decides he's gonna break into his house and take the necessary items and in the process of gathering the necessary items emerges from the darkness like a demon comes Ming and says all that was a plan to confirm if it was the real Joe his suspicions were confirmed. So he goes up to hug Joe and Sol hits him from the back and grabs Joe and leaves with him. Joe this bitch still had the audacity to feel bad for Ming when he was hit from the back…. GURRRRRLLLLL ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT HE KNOCKED YOU THE FUCK OUT AND KIDNAPPED YOUR ASS?? Sol was nice enough not to knock him completely off but to just get him off you. Sol then FINALLY lays the cold hard truth on Joe and tells him the only reason Ming is feeling like this is that he died the first time and it was because of him so he's probably acting out on guilt and nothing more and if he never died and was the same old Joe Ming would have treated him the same way as before(as if the new way he acts is any better bitch) and Joe finally locks in and stands on business. It’s the next day and it's the conference day for Sol’s music video and Joe gets his new debut into the industry. Sol comes and picks him up so that they can go together because as much as Sol is the main character for this Joe is important (see Ming how Sol doesn’t kidnap the person he loves and ruins his day but instead goes out of his way to pick him up? YEAH CLOCK THAT HOE). So they get to the event and everything is going great but guess who shows up…Ming and then when Joe wants to leave Ming’s manager or something honestly I think he's super important tells Joe that the best thing for his career is to go with Ming and have a convo in the car. Like this man can’t take a hint for fucks sake. We’re tired of your bitchass. Joe apparently proceeds to get in and Ming starts with the same old bullshit of take me back, they sent me to you (first of all who is them and second of all bitch you aint all that), I'll give you everything you want and a fuck ton of other lies and Joe loses it asking him WTF HE MEANT BY THET SENT HIM TO MING and asks for the car to be stopped because he wants nothing to do with Ming anymore and Im thinking finally it took him fucking forever bro. After threatening to jump off the car the car is stopped and he leaves but before he does he clocks Ming so bad and says “If it was Tong you wouldn't want to hit it from the back because you would want to see his face right??”
TEA MOTHERFUCKING CLOCKED BITCH. Ming because he simply doesn't understand “NO” chases after him and hugs him from the back apologizing.
The synopsis from Ep 10 - 12 isn't necessary because if im gonna be honest I got hella pissed when I saw them eating together. SO YEAH BITCH THEY ARE DATING NOW. FUCK EVERYBODY FR. YADDA YADDA YADDA they dating and shit ass Tong is a bitch again and doesn’t credit Joe for the movie scene... Shockerrrrr. Apparently, Tong is in debt and wants cash from Ming but Ming isn't lending it to him after that shit he pulled. So Tong decides to tell his mom that Ming is a fruit loop and she doesn't like this and asks for this relationship to end and Joe agrees and leaves and Tong is feeling over the moon but he forgot he's dealing with an undiagnosed psychopath. Ming refuses to lend Tong the cash and then proceeds to tell his dad he's gay and doubles down by starving himself until he can see Joe again which he does in like an instant. After Ming gets his shit together he gathers info that Tong has been committing fraud using the family name. Tong then proceeds to use May’s pregnancy to get out of the shit he has created but May clocked him and told him to leave. Joe ends up getting kidnapped for Tong because apparently, he has so many lives to fucking spare. Anyways I couldn't care less everyone forgives each other and fuck it. All I have to say is:
JOE, SOL WAS A BETTER OPTION LIKE WTF ARE YOU DOING CHOOSING THIS DERANGED PSYCHOPATH BITCH?
Don't watch this show Im begging of you. Bye pookies.
If you wanna watch this show DON'T FUCKING BOTHER. This shit had me seething with anger the whole motherfucking time hoe.
So Imma give you a synopsis so that you don't trigger yourself but if you hate yourself then go ahead and watch this crap.
We meet the characters Joe - a sweetheart... the dumbest sweetheart on the planet bitch. This man can't be fr. This sweet sweet pookie is dumber than a bag of rocks argue with the wall. Ming - the devil himself and if you think any differently then you are as psychotic as him... sorry not sorry bitch. Sol - I love him to the ends of the world and back. An angel among devils... a genius philosopher among dumb ass hoes. Wut - he's a great guy. Tong - that long-ass face motherfucker. If I ever see him it's on site.
Now the show starts off with Joe having an accident on set then it cuts off to him at the hospital and the dude clearly looks confused and not gonna lie I was too because he's saying he's an orphan but his momma is right there and so is Wut then he turns his head and looks at a mirror to show us a different face to the person we're seeing, so Im thinking okay wtf is going on here, but we get a flashback that shows us how our pookie got there.
So bam flashback we get to see Joe is like a stuntman for Tong that bitch ass hoe and him and Ming get to meet a bit but it ain't that deep UNTIL it's later in the day and it's like about to rain and Joe decides to offer Ming a ride (THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG . THAT PSYCHO SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN LEFT BY JOE TO DROWN IN THAT THUNDERSTORM.) So Ming the psycho gets a call from bitch ass Tong talking about "Come over we finna celebrate you or whatever" and he seems happy until it pans out to some gorgeous girly who we find out to be Mings's sister who is dating Tong so I was wondering why the FUCK are you pissed and people are going out of their way to throw you a party fr. So this asswipe turns to Joe and is like "Take me anywhere or better yet to your place" ... UMMM FIRST OF ALL NO!!! (THIS WAS ANOTHER TRAP SET AND WE FELL FOR IT BECAUSE WTF THEY LOOKED CUTE TOGETHER...( WE WERE QUICKLY PROVEN WRONG)). So they head back to Joe's place things get steamy a bit and then it turns out everyone wanna blow a back out not have their backs blown out so they end it there in a cordial manner. They talk a bit and Joe makes some ramen and cracks a fucking egg in (KEEP THIS IN MIND IT COMES IN HANDY LATER).
So it's like the next day Ming left Joe's place and even did the dishes which made me think that he's actually a decent guy (AND BOYY WAS I WRONG BITCH). So Ming is back home and he ends up like going out with Tong that fuck face for like a dinner but ends up leaving halfway because May (Ming's sister) had like an emergency and this upsets Ming so what does this deranged motherfucker do?? You guessed right calls Joe over to keep him company and then gets wasted and Joe out of the kindness in his heart and no knowledge as to where this fucker lives takes him back to his place yadda yadda yadda they woohoo and Ming hits it from the back (IM EMPHASISING ON THIS BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY. IM NOT A PERV KEEP UP). Next day rolls around and Joe has to go do like a stand-in thing for Tong that pussy ass hoe and Ming wants to tag along why you may ask? If you think it was to support Joe then you are fucking wrong it was to go and be with Tong his sister's boyfriend and I think you're starting to see the issue here. So Joe does the scene with the girly and you know he's being nice telling her she did great and stuff and also helped her out of the pool by lifting her up and Ming gets heated. THIS PSYCHO BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER just starts going off being like "So what are you like bisexual or anything. You seemed to like being close to that girl or whatever. " I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON? FIRST OF ALL YOU CRAZY ASS WACKADOODLE WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING BI IN THE FIRST PLACE? JOE IS GENUINELY GAY SO WHAT'S IT TO YOU BITCH. SECONDLY, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT HIM TO DO... LET THE GIRL FUCKING DROWN IN THE POOL?!?!? AND LET ME REMIND YALL THAT THESE BITCHES ARE JUST FUCK BUDDIES LIKE NOTHING SERIOUS IS GOING ON AT THE MOMENT ... THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THREE DAYS NOW...THREEEEEEEEEE!!!! So Joe being the beautiful non-confrontational king that he is de-escalates the situation by apologizing to which I'm thinking apologizing for what?? Not letting your co-worker drown to death?!?!
So time passes and Sol my beauty is back from Korea because he's a KPOP idol and all that. They throw a get-together and they get turnt up and Joe gets a little wasted and has to be brought back home by Sol. Ming this loon sees this and like takes Joe and tells Sol to take a hike (this is the scene I saw on TikTok that made me think ohhhh this show looks like it's finna eat down protective boyfriend yes please...and yes I read the comments to save myself the trauma but I ignored it and alas here I am crashing out writing a review synopsis longer than any of the thesis papers that I write for my units for school.) The next day rolls around and we wake up to a Joe SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR and you might be asking me why I'm losing my shit over this like it's really not that deep. YES THE FUCK IT IS. Because this is Joe's house and clearly he's confused wondering why the fuck he's on the floor and not on his bed...well Ming that fuck ass hoe left him there. WHAT IN THE GENUINE WILLY WONKA FUCK IS THAT?!?! Ming proceeded to say that he left him there because he was drunk and he deserved to sleep there. I beg you finest pardon? So Joe apologizes to which I think is fucking crazy because it's NOT EVEN THAT MAN'S HOUSE IT'S YOURS JOE!! PLUS when he was drunk Joe laid him peacefully and carefully on the couch and maybe if they hadn't happened to woohoo that night then he most probably would have given him some water at least wiped him down and laid him to bed. anyhoo crazy shit but it gets crazier he then proceeds to say AND I SHIT YOU NOT "IF I WASNT HERE LAST NIGHT YOU COULD HAVE PUT THAT CONDOM TO USE" and "DONT BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST A STAND-IN" and then he just fucking leaves WWWWHHHATTTT!!!
So Sol drops by at Joe's training camp for training people to be professional stuntmen they do a little action fighting and my pookie Sol gets knocked out cold. He eventually gets up and Sol confesses to Joe saying that he likes him and Joe turns him down and says how Ming makes him feel lonely but sometimes he doesn't (yeah no shit Sherlock he's manipulating your bitchass) but he loves him nonetheless (OH BROTHER🙄) and surprise surprise ... Ming is back there listening to it all just gets his fucking ego boost of the day. So later Joe gets back home and INTRUDER INTRUDER MING is in the house doing what you may ask burning Joe's kitchen down in the name of making supper. So Joe has to cook because this fuck ass hoe nearly set his cute home ablaze and they sit down to eat and Ming decides he wants to move in but I'm gonna give him grace on this one because this was Joe's stupid idea. Things are about to get progressively worse from here so buckle up hoes.
So the hoes are dating and Christmas rolls around and prior to this Joe finds out that Ming is legit a multi-millionaire which doesn't seem to hinder anything just pressures him a bit. Ming then decides to take Joe to this luxury restaurant and Joe surprises Ming with a limited edition watch. Now here is where I got slightly pissed Joe explains how he went through hell to get him this and this man just goes "What you got isn't the original" and proceeds to show off the original he has but he accepts it and wears it anyway. Joe then meets Sol and they like have a convo in the washrooms and Sol tells him to leave because this man and his family are fucked up but noooooo Joe loves Ming or whatever the fuck he wanna say idk anymore then leaves the restaurant because Tong and May also showed up to the same restaurant and they wanted to eat as a family and Joe isn't fam so he leaves. So now Ming is sat there pissed and you may be asking why... because he's in love with his sister's boyfriend...dun dun dun!!! Yep this doofus is in love with fuck ass Tong. So this pisses him off and he decides to leave and Tong chases after him and is asking him to stay because he's gonna propose to May and it would be fantastic if he was there and this shatters Ming and he storms off.
So now I know you might be asking OMG he has a crush on Tong but how did this happen?? Well my lovely fairies ill tell you why he likes bitch ass Tong so much - Is it because he's a good guy? FFFUUUUCCKKKK NO - Is it because he's got like an insane face card? HEEEELLLLLLL NAWWWW - Is he a charismatic, funny dude? HE FUCKING WISHES BITCH
So what is it ??? HIS FUCKING BACK! Yep, you heard that right Ming is in love with Tong because one day when he was at the mall when he was younger he happened to see a scene of Tong's movie playing in the mall and the scene was Tong's back on the big screen and apparently that was his awakening. If you think Im shitting you rn no I'm not Im as serious as can be bitch.
So Ming heads back to Joe's place WASTED and Joe places him down gently (emphasis on this because we know how that fuck ass hoe Ming behaves). Joe then notices a gift bag that Ming brought and we see that they are matching mugs cute right? WRONNNGGGG Joe gets super excited and says how this is the best Christmas ever and Ming… ohhh good heavens im about to lose my shit rn… GETS UP nobody asked him to do that btw and hugs Joe from the back… cute right? NAWWWWW THIS DUMBASS BITCH PROCEEDS TO SAY “Why didn't you choose me Tong”
WHAT THE GENUINE FUCK BRO
So it starts to hit Joe that the reason that Ming is with him and why he ESPECIALLY likes to hit it from the back is because the back of his freaking head looks exactly like Tong’s. And this hits him like a fat fucking truck and he drops the mugs in shock rightfully so because and I can't emphasize this enough bro
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT IN THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE TRIFFLING GHETTO ASS SHIT IS THIS INFORMATION!!
So it's the next day and Joe is clearly pissed but Ming couldn't give a flying fuck. He just keeps the day pushing. Joe leaves to go meet up with Wut because Tong doesn't wanna show up to a conference to do with a new movie because of his engagement to May so Wut pushes for Joe to be the main character and he gets the role which is gonna be a huge moment for him and change his career forever. Most importantly to Joe, he’s not gonna be some stand-in anymore. Joe then decides he’s not going back home because of what Ming had said and Ming calls him and asks like “When are you coming back home” and Joe’s like “Imma need you to leave my house like pack up and leave”. This bitch Ming has the audacity to be offended like..bitch leave. But guess what the motherfucker doesn't leave he proceeds to go to Joe’s place of work and THREATENS HIM and Joe stands on business and tells him what the fuck he did on christmas and emphasizes that he should leave. BUT NOOOOOO THIS UNDAIGNOSED PSYCHO MAINIAC pins Joe to the wall and says he will never leave that house.
EHHHHHHH?? BITCH IT AINT YOUR FREAKING HOUSE SO GOOOOOO!!
Sol happens to see this and a fight ensues between them and in this fight, Ming proceeds to injure Joe like twice or thrice by pushing him and Joe hits like the corner of the wall. Ming should've stopped and at least checked on Joe but this hoe and I can't emphasize this enough thought he'd rather throw hands. Wut comes and stops this and Ming says he's gonna wait at home to settle this once and for all.
JOE CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING COPS. YOU GOT A PHONE WITH CELL SERVICE LIKE IT AIN’T THAT DEEP BECAUSE AT THIS POINT THIS IS INTRUSION.
He doesn't and proceeds to go home and Ming is like telling him “Just forget it and we can go back to how things were” MIND YOU WILL HUGGING HIM FROM THE BACK!
CALL ME CRAZY BUT THAT’S FUCKING CRAZY
In the midst of this fucking hurricane Tong calls Ming (NOW THIS IS WHERE IM GONNA CRASH OUT AND LIKE COMMIT ARSON BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING EVENTS CANT BE FUCKING FOR REAL). Ming picks up the call and Tong tells him that Joe has stolen his role in the new movie THE ROLE HE DIDN'T MOTHERFUCK WANT. So he tells Ming to keep Joe until the conference ends tomorrow so that he can't get the role. So now Ming turns to Joe and starts accusing him saying that the reason he wants to end things is because Joe wants to go act with Sol in the new movie and I SHIT YOU NOT blames Joe for sleeping with Sol the previous night. (At the current moment of writing this im holding on to my eyebrows for peace and sanity). And Joe rightfully calls him out on this bumfuckery. Sol then happens to call and tells Joe that he's on his way because he can't trust Ming (rightfully fucking so) but Joe tells him that things are being handled well on his end(idk what his definition of well is because it for sure ain’t motherfucking that). As soon as he cuts the call... Im tweaking in this bitch as I tell you this bro Ming proceeds to KNOCK JOE OUT, KIDNAP HIM AND HOLD HIM HOSTAGE IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION.
Joe gets up genuinely concerned for his life and this BITCH ASS WACKADOODLE MENTAL ASYLUM ESCAPEE is just staring him down. So Joe rightfully asks him to let him go and this deranged hoe tells him he can't do that for the sake of Tong and Joe tells him like bro this is my life, my career and my future at stake here but this crazy ass motherfucker is like “If you stay with me forever Ill give you what you want”. THATS NOT GONNA CUT IT BITCH. LIKE JOE HAS WORKED SO HARD AND IS FINALLY GONNA GET A GOOD ROLE AND HIS LIFE MIGHT CHANGE FOREVER YOUR PETTY ASS CASH ISNT GONNA SOLVE THE FUCKING ISSUE. Of course, on the other end, Sol and Wut are looking for Joe and he isn't available so this director cuts Joe out not only out of this movie but THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. Tong shows up and just acts as if he knows nothing with that disgusting look on his fuckass face. So we get back to Joe and he’s pleading with Ming but that wazbag isn't budging so he starts to ask Ming if he ever loved him and shit and Ming is like of course I've always loved you and he moves to sit closer to Joe and Joe is a fucking genius he proceeds to like make out with him and Ming being a dumb ass bitch is just like lemme uncuff you so we can get this done correctly and as soon as he does that Joe locks him the fuck up can we get an AMEN. Joe then runs out and heads over to Wuts place and Wut is clearly pissed but hears Joe out. This info is obviously insane and Joe even has marks on his wrists. Wut unfortunately breaks the news to Joe and my darling is devastated…unconsolable if you will. Joe then decides that he can’t stop working like bills gotta be paid bitch he decides to run away and get a job at an untrusted agency that’s known to be a mafia agency and of course, the tools on set aren't gonna be safe. He explains to Wut over text where he is and gets a call from lo and behold our mental asylum patient and he's remorseful and is asking Joe to come back. BITCH COME BACK TO WHAT??? YOU RUINED HIS LIFE AND NOW HE’S GOTTA WORK FOR A DINGY COMPANY FOR SOME CASH. The call cuts before the Ming uses up all his manipulation tactics. Joe then gets on a motorcycle and it goes off course and you guessed it he dies.
IMMA START WITH A HOT TAKE. CHO HAN GYEOL NEVER LIKED YE JIN.
Now some of yall might wanna hunt me down and kill me for this but let me cook. Cho Han Gyeol never liked Ye Jin he just liked the thought of being liked by Ye Jin. Because you can't tell me for 31-something loops this girl has liked you, gotten to know your interests, cared for you by buying you Gateorade and all you've done is ignore her and blatantly embarrass her but all of a sudden she ends up liking someone else NOW is when you like her. NAWWWW... STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT...CUT THE CAMERAS! The moment she stopped giving him her undivided attention all of a sudden it dawns on him that "OH MA GAWD... I LIKE HER" ... Sir you sound stupid you attention-seeking loon.
Secondly... Oh Soo Jung... babe, WTF?? The fact that she finally got to see and be in a genuine friend group and ditches them because those three bitches threatened to beat you up? Imma sound crazy when I say this but I would take the beating and move the fuck on. If they did have incriminating evidence on her I would get it but a beating I would throw hands and move on because what happened when she got back with them... THEY SET HER UP WITH A CRAZY STALKER WIMP!! Plus proceeded to spread some nasty ass rumors about her. Anyways super happy she came to her senses in the end because it was getting tough supporting her.
Ahn Se Min... I love you king.
Ji Woo thank goodness you stoop up for yourself queen but imma need her parents shipped AWFFFF FAR FAR AWAY. THANK YEWWW.
So basically Im gonna sum up the show in one sentence, "Pookie wants to get laid.". You can't convince me otherwise. He was basically like gaslighting himself thinking that if he could maintain eye contact with someone for 8.2 seconds then they'd get like a Cinderella fucking ending. Girrllllll...Imma hold your hand in between a napkin when I say this... that's nothing but straight-up BULLSHIT. Like the fact that he goes to crazy extents of baking for them (which is super cutsey... love that for him) but I know yall saw the fantasies I SAW. DON'T ACT STUPID. Yall saw when he was rubbing syrup or oil on the athlete. Anyways this was a cute show absolutely loved it.
I CANNOT explain how angry and frustrated I am rn. WTF??!!? Khai is such an asshole and I wish him nothing but eternal anguish. YOU mean to tell me this man had no clue what he was doing?? I get that all the shit with the switching up girls like his underwear was before he wanted to be with Third but the shit he put Third through you can't be serious. 1. Made him DIG through the trash for shit for a girl he was gonna break up with after 72 fucking hours. 2. ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS treated Third like an option. He never kept his bloody promises. Like how are you gonna say you can't come to the movie premiere that you promised to go with him to because you are "busy" just for YOU to be spotted there?!?! At least be honest and say you'll go with the person you're seeing. 3. When he asked Third to cook for him and his date like Third was some employee contrary to legit chasing him away some time back. 4. When he FORCIBLY kissed Third... IDK what anyone says that's SA.
Now for when he started "liking" Third: 1. When he was in the washrooms with Bone and stated that he sang for Third but he didn't react how he wanted. APPARENTLY, This son of a bitch wanted Third to fall to his knees and ask Khai to hook up with him on the spot. LIKE?!?!
THIS IS WHEN THEY STARTED TO DATE: Now this is the part that had me crashing out fr. Two and Third are ever so wonderfully waiting for Khai but guess what he's up to?? ... DING DING DING YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY, CHEATING ON THIRD WHEN THEY ARE LITERALLY IN THE SAME BAR... LOCATION... IDGAF!
So Third happens to see this and loses it which I fully understand because you have been harassing us talking about "Im going to change and be a better person...I love you... blah blah blah BULLSHIT" This barbaric asswipe is full-on lips on lips making the fuck out... I mean correct me if Im wrong but he was like holding her in a manner likely to suggest "come closer", his eyes were bloody closed BRO...
HE WAS FEELING IT... HE WAS IN THE MOMENT!
So Third goes down to make out with some dude who was hitting on him before and lo and behold the king of pissing me off gets rialed up and like backs Third into a corner asking him "What are you doing??" SIR WHAT ARE YOUUUUU DOING?
Third calls him out on his bullshit rightfully so and guess what he says?? Just guess... HE SAYS ... AND I QUOTE "You saw that?"... "Im sorry" He said that...actually no... HE YELLED THAT while still holding Third and punch point. I beg your finest pardon like why?
After all this, he still has the energy to follow Third to HIS home... basically stalker behaviour considering he said he didn't want anything to do with you anymore and proceeds to hold him down and try to explain himself... sir there is literally nothing to explain GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Plus that useless excuse Two gave where he said it was the shawrie who made a move on Khai so it's her fault. DON'T PISS ME THE FUCK AWFFF Khai had every opportunity to tell her to back off. Because if she like kissed him, he could've pushed her away and said, "Yo I don't like you like that" or "Im in a relationship" or "Yo WTF are you doing" and trust me this would have taken one second but from what I SAW this man lingered there so estimating from the moment Third went to get the drinks, to the convo with the bartender and the other guy, plus climbing up the stairs, plus seeing them, plus going back down and convincing the other dude to make out with him id estimate this at a solid 3 minutes or so.
YOU WANT TO TELL ME HE DIDN'T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO ANYTHING !!
And after all this let me give my two cents into this ... I feel like Khai didn't genuinely like Third. He has always found it easy to get whoever the fuck he likes so when Third posed as a challenge to him it hurt his ego. I feel like he just thought of Third as another level to his game or a collectable item. Even Third once mentions that he feels like Khai was doing all this just so he can sleep with him and let's not forget the bathroom scene y'all... that literally explains itself.
Now on to Third... GIRL IMMA NEED YOU TO GET THE FUCK UPPPPP GROW A SPINE HAVE SOME SENSE AND STAND ON BUSINESS
This man has taken you for granted too many times for you to be this forgiving.
Like the train scene when he was waiting for them to show and nobody did. ISTG I have never felt happier. That sadness he felt couldn't even amount to a drop of what Third had to go through. He waited there for like three hours max... that isn't enough. Third you adorable dumb bitch forgave him and still proceeded to go to the stupid beach getaway with him in the end.
Anyways I'm soooo done 5/10 I liked Un and Two they are the reason it even has this rating it was supposed to be a one.
The show was meh...in my opinion not to crazy about it but I feel like if P and Pan were placed in a serious BL like Only friends, Eclipse,Not me or Never Let me go,like the BLs that are serious they would eat it up. They're acting was actually nice and they had some solid chemistry. But I heard that P was gonna be ordained into a monk so not sure if that's a possibility anymore.
Loved this show so much. This show had me giggling for the most minuscule of things. Seol Dong Baek and Min Yu Dam were so cute. Yu Dam is such a vibe. Not even 5mins in and he's already making moves. Daniel… babe. I felt bad for him. If I went through the shit he was going through I would've lost it and I get that he felt safe with Dong Baek but he went overboard with the whole attempting murder on Yu Dam. I was praying that they don’t kill the main character but guess what these motherfuckers pulled… Dong Baek was stabbed. I was distraught, shocked and in tears. Then I was hoping that maybe they could call an ambulance and fix everything but NOPE. Yu Dam asked his memory of them to be wiped so that Dong Baek could be saved. I have no clue who they thought they were gonna satisfy with that ending but I was bawling my eyes out and not happy. That ending… nope. Anyways I totally loved this show. It was really cute.
Joe then decides he's gonna rob himself which is iconic ngl. He steals his bank book from Wut’s office and attempts to steal his ID and other necessary items for withdrawing the cash but ends up failing miserably because Sol catches him the act of reminiscing over the fuck ass mugs Ming bought way back (remember the Christmas mugs?), they tussle but Joe makes it out of there. Now prior to this Tong was looking for a stand-in and his agent happened to have taken interest in him but Wut told him not to do it because of what had happened two years back, HOWEVER because of the shit that's going on he takes the job. This obviously upsets Wut but he understands where Joe is coming from.
At this moment I'd like to digress and say that Wut is getting sus about Joe because his mannerisms are so similar to the previous Joe. There is also a scene when Joe sells himself out because two years earlier Wut and his wife were expecting twins so now they were sitting for lunch at Wut’s place and there are baby cries so the wife excuses herself and Joe says how tough it must be to take care of twins and Wut asks him where the fuck he knows this info from and Joe says some staff were talking about it. Wut then proceeds to say that nobody in staff knows about the twins because the other twin didn't make it so it's only one child. ANYWAYS crazy shit.
Back to current times, Sol is looking for someone to be in his MV and Wut recommends Joe but Sol is a bit iffy because he doesn't know Joe as well but offers him a chance to audition with the rest. Later Joe is at the hospital taking care of his mom and from a distance this madman Ming is stalking him like he got the secretary giving him info about their debt and his mom’s illness. So as Joe is standing outside Sol bumps into him and they have a convo and Sol offers him the job. Joe is grateful and the convo ends there and Sol leaves. Then Ming having watched all this, calls Joe and asks him to come over to his place to which Joe declines (you go girly pop) but Ming blocks him and tells him to get in the car and he does (I take back my support). They head over to Joe's home and Ming just starts wondering about in his home like bitch manners. He then forces himself onto Joe with the secretary just looking at this go down mind you this isn't gonna be the first or last time this motherfucker does this ghetto ass shit. Ming then proceeds to say like be with me and ill give you whatever you want and this clearly triggers Joe because we've heard this shit before and he tells them to fuck off. So he’s hyperventilating and stressing then he just decides he's gonna be Ming’s fuck buddy so that he can get enough money to take care of his mom. They then strike a deal of 5mil and a house in exchange of being fuck buddies for a year to which I think a year is long motherfucking time something like 5 months is even too generous because we're dealing with a psychopath.
So it's been a hot minute and Joe happens to run into an ex. Remember this is old Joe in another Joe’s body so he doesn't recall him but his mom gives him the tea on how said ex used him to get into the industry and then left him. So boom now we’re going out for a work trip for one week because Tong that fuck ass hoe wants to recreate his first movie…yes the one that made Ming fall in love with him. So we get to the hotel and Ming is forcing Joe to stay in his room with him and Joe says no periodt! So everyone chills down and it’s lunch time and Joe and ex meet up again and ex is making moves on him but it just pisses Joe off and he leaves. Ming sees all this go down and follows Joe to ask him a variety of dumbass questions that I won’t get into meanwhile Tong approaches ex and asks him to make sure Joe and Ming don't end up together at any cost. Joe is back in his room chilling when ex walks in and says that they're gonna be roomies for the time being and forces himself onto Joe (Im losing my shit again). Ming then walks in pushes ex off and takes Joe with him then proceeds to claim to Joe that Joe is his property and then FORCES HIMSELF ONTO JOE.
Tong happens to show up and Ming pretends that everything is okay when NOTHING IS FUCKING OKAY YOU DUMB FUCK. Joe is clearly pissed and he just leaves then chases ex out and just has a mental breakdown. The next day rolls around Ming finds Joe placing for himself a cup of coffee and WITHOUT an IDK im sorry I SA’D you last night and all those other nights, THIS BITCH GOES “Place for me a cup too”. WHAT THE FUCK? So Joe is pissed and places for him a cup to which I wouldn't have; I would take that coffee pot and throw it at your bitch ass but Joe is better than me. Ming tries to get like a convo going but Joe just shrugs him off and leave which is ONE MILLION PERCENT VALID. He even isn't reacting accordingly to the situation. He’s too calm for anyone’s liking.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH I HATE MING TO NO END. I HATE THIS MAN SO MUCH YOU DON'T GET IT. LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK BITCH.
So shooting rolls around and an interesting conversation happens to take place. So some two dudes on set are talking about how Tong needs to do the iconic fighting scene in this movie and the director of this movie says something like even if he were to do it again it wouldn't be the same and Ming overhears this and asks the director what he meant by that and the director just tells him if it was actually Tong in that scene why would he turn his back? And the director proceeds to say that the guy who was hired he was convinced not to take the credit for that scene and that is when it hits Ming that all along it was Joe’s back. He then proceeds to cry on set and hugs Joe from the back apologizing and shit ain't nobody give a fuck keep it pushing.
So we get back to town and Wut asks Joe what the fuck is going on between him and that demon and Joe confesses to the deal and obviously, Wut is pissed duh but he forgives Joe. Joe then goes over to cook for Ming because apparently that shit for brains can't do anything by himself no more…and guess what he asks Joe to cook? If you guessed the noodles you are 100% correct. Joe makes them and Ming in his psychosis says “They taste identical to the other ones” and Joe shuts that shit down saying of course it tases similar ramen from a pack tases similar but this bitch is adamant. Later on, Joe decides to visit his parents at the cemetery. Wut and Sol catch him mid confession and Wut loses it and cries all over and it's a beautiful reunion. Meanwhile, Ming decides to meditate with the foreseeing grandpa to get his answers and I personally think meditation isn't the answer for this man a mental hospital is though. Meditation over he decides in his head that current Joe is old Joe which is true but we don't want him knowing that info for obvious reasons THE BITCH IS CRAZY.
Joe ends up meeting Ming’s brother Ming is pissed about this and drags Joe back to the other house (Joe’s original home) and they woohoo. (im so done with this at this point). Post woohoo they're talking and Ming emphasizes on the fact that new Joe is old Joe and Joe is rejecting these claims and Ming says… oh my goodness I cant believe Im writing this down rn, “You might be rejecting to tell me the truth but your body tell me everything. The only person who sneezes when reaching an orgasm is Joe.”
EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BITCH NO WORDS JUST MEDITATE ON THAT SHIT.
AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HE DOESN’T NEED TO BE LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM SOMEWHERE?
Ming then gets a call saying they’ve found Joe’s body and he speeds the fuck outta there. So when we get the body unfortunately the body is decayed and it's confirmed to be the actual Joe and it's a devastating time. So Ming decides he's gonna do the funeral and lemme just say this attending my own funeral would make me lose my marbles. So Joe is rightfully going through it and during cremation, he notices Ming cry and goes up to him and asks him what right did he have to cry when he is the one who killed Joe.
FINALLY CALLED HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT.
Ming though isn't done because is he ever? He goes up to Wut, Sol and Joe and says that everything that belonged to Joe is his rightfully and legally and he already paid off the relatives so he owns everything and hell take what he wants and burn down the other shit. Clearly, nobody is happy with this info especially not Joe but Ming just leaves. So Joe decides he's gonna break into his house and take the necessary items and in the process of gathering the necessary items emerges from the darkness like a demon comes Ming and says all that was a plan to confirm if it was the real Joe his suspicions were confirmed. So he goes up to hug Joe and Sol hits him from the back and grabs Joe and leaves with him. Joe this bitch still had the audacity to feel bad for Ming when he was hit from the back…. GURRRRRLLLLL ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT HE KNOCKED YOU THE FUCK OUT AND KIDNAPPED YOUR ASS?? Sol was nice enough not to knock him completely off but to just get him off you. Sol then FINALLY lays the cold hard truth on Joe and tells him the only reason Ming is feeling like this is that he died the first time and it was because of him so he's probably acting out on guilt and nothing more and if he never died and was the same old Joe Ming would have treated him the same way as before(as if the new way he acts is any better bitch) and Joe finally locks in and stands on business. It’s the next day and it's the conference day for Sol’s music video and Joe gets his new debut into the industry. Sol comes and picks him up so that they can go together because as much as Sol is the main character for this Joe is important (see Ming how Sol doesn’t kidnap the person he loves and ruins his day but instead goes out of his way to pick him up? YEAH CLOCK THAT HOE). So they get to the event and everything is going great but guess who shows up…Ming and then when Joe wants to leave Ming’s manager or something honestly I think he's super important tells Joe that the best thing for his career is to go with Ming and have a convo in the car. Like this man can’t take a hint for fucks sake. We’re tired of your bitchass. Joe apparently proceeds to get in and Ming starts with the same old bullshit of take me back, they sent me to you (first of all who is them and second of all bitch you aint all that), I'll give you everything you want and a fuck ton of other lies and Joe loses it asking him WTF HE MEANT BY THET SENT HIM TO MING and asks for the car to be stopped because he wants nothing to do with Ming anymore and Im thinking finally it took him fucking forever bro. After threatening to jump off the car the car is stopped and he leaves but before he does he clocks Ming so bad and says “If it was Tong you wouldn't want to hit it from the back because you would want to see his face right??”
TEA MOTHERFUCKING CLOCKED BITCH.
Ming because he simply doesn't understand “NO” chases after him and hugs him from the back apologizing.
The synopsis from Ep 10 - 12 isn't necessary because if im gonna be honest I got hella pissed when I saw them eating together. SO YEAH BITCH THEY ARE DATING NOW. FUCK EVERYBODY FR.
YADDA YADDA YADDA they dating and shit ass Tong is a bitch again and doesn’t credit Joe for the movie scene... Shockerrrrr. Apparently, Tong is in debt and wants cash from Ming but Ming isn't lending it to him after that shit he pulled. So Tong decides to tell his mom that Ming is a fruit loop and she doesn't like this and asks for this relationship to end and Joe agrees and leaves and Tong is feeling over the moon but he forgot he's dealing with an undiagnosed psychopath. Ming refuses to lend Tong the cash and then proceeds to tell his dad he's gay and doubles down by starving himself until he can see Joe again which he does in like an instant. After Ming gets his shit together he gathers info that Tong has been committing fraud using the family name. Tong then proceeds to use May’s pregnancy to get out of the shit he has created but May clocked him and told him to leave. Joe ends up getting kidnapped for Tong because apparently, he has so many lives to fucking spare. Anyways I couldn't care less everyone forgives each other and fuck it. All I have to say is:
JOE, SOL WAS A BETTER OPTION LIKE WTF ARE YOU DOING CHOOSING THIS DERANGED PSYCHOPATH BITCH?
Don't watch this show Im begging of you.
Bye pookies.
So Imma give you a synopsis so that you don't trigger yourself but if you hate yourself then go ahead and watch this crap.
We meet the characters
Joe - a sweetheart... the dumbest sweetheart on the planet bitch. This man can't be fr. This sweet sweet pookie is dumber than a bag of rocks argue with the wall.
Ming - the devil himself and if you think any differently then you are as psychotic as him... sorry not sorry bitch.
Sol - I love him to the ends of the world and back. An angel among devils... a genius philosopher among dumb ass hoes.
Wut - he's a great guy.
Tong - that long-ass face motherfucker. If I ever see him it's on site.
Now the show starts off with Joe having an accident on set then it cuts off to him at the hospital and the dude clearly looks confused and not gonna lie I was too because he's saying he's an orphan but his momma is right there and so is Wut then he turns his head and looks at a mirror to show us a different face to the person we're seeing, so Im thinking okay wtf is going on here, but we get a flashback that shows us how our pookie got there.
So bam flashback we get to see Joe is like a stuntman for Tong that bitch ass hoe and him and Ming get to meet a bit but it ain't that deep UNTIL it's later in the day and it's like about to rain and Joe decides to offer Ming a ride (THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG . THAT PSYCHO SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN LEFT BY JOE TO DROWN IN THAT THUNDERSTORM.) So Ming the psycho gets a call from bitch ass Tong talking about "Come over we finna celebrate you or whatever" and he seems happy until it pans out to some gorgeous girly who we find out to be Mings's sister who is dating Tong so I was wondering why the FUCK are you pissed and people are going out of their way to throw you a party fr. So this asswipe turns to Joe and is like "Take me anywhere or better yet to your place" ... UMMM FIRST OF ALL NO!!! (THIS WAS ANOTHER TRAP SET AND WE FELL FOR IT BECAUSE WTF THEY LOOKED CUTE TOGETHER...( WE WERE QUICKLY PROVEN WRONG)). So they head back to Joe's place things get steamy a bit and then it turns out everyone wanna blow a back out not have their backs blown out so they end it there in a cordial manner. They talk a bit and Joe makes some ramen and cracks a fucking egg in (KEEP THIS IN MIND IT COMES IN HANDY LATER).
So it's like the next day Ming left Joe's place and even did the dishes which made me think that he's actually a decent guy (AND BOYY WAS I WRONG BITCH). So Ming is back home and he ends up like going out with Tong that fuck face for like a dinner but ends up leaving halfway because May (Ming's sister) had like an emergency and this upsets Ming so what does this deranged motherfucker do?? You guessed right calls Joe over to keep him company and then gets wasted and Joe out of the kindness in his heart and no knowledge as to where this fucker lives takes him back to his place yadda yadda yadda they woohoo and Ming hits it from the back (IM EMPHASISING ON THIS BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY IMPORTANT TO THE STORY. IM NOT A PERV KEEP UP). Next day rolls around and Joe has to go do like a stand-in thing for Tong that pussy ass hoe and Ming wants to tag along why you may ask? If you think it was to support Joe then you are fucking wrong it was to go and be with Tong his sister's boyfriend and I think you're starting to see the issue here. So Joe does the scene with the girly and you know he's being nice telling her she did great and stuff and also helped her out of the pool by lifting her up and Ming gets heated. THIS PSYCHO BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER just starts going off being like "So what are you like bisexual or anything. You seemed to like being close to that girl or whatever. " I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON? FIRST OF ALL YOU CRAZY ASS WACKADOODLE WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING BI IN THE FIRST PLACE? JOE IS GENUINELY GAY SO WHAT'S IT TO YOU BITCH. SECONDLY, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT HIM TO DO... LET THE GIRL FUCKING DROWN IN THE POOL?!?!? AND LET ME REMIND YALL THAT THESE BITCHES ARE JUST FUCK BUDDIES LIKE NOTHING SERIOUS IS GOING ON AT THE MOMENT ... THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THREE DAYS NOW...THREEEEEEEEEE!!!! So Joe being the beautiful non-confrontational king that he is de-escalates the situation by apologizing to which I'm thinking apologizing for what?? Not letting your co-worker drown to death?!?!
So time passes and Sol my beauty is back from Korea because he's a KPOP idol and all that. They throw a get-together and they get turnt up and Joe gets a little wasted and has to be brought back home by Sol. Ming this loon sees this and like takes Joe and tells Sol to take a hike (this is the scene I saw on TikTok that made me think ohhhh this show looks like it's finna eat down protective boyfriend yes please...and yes I read the comments to save myself the trauma but I ignored it and alas here I am crashing out writing a review synopsis longer than any of the thesis papers that I write for my units for school.) The next day rolls around and we wake up to a Joe SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR and you might be asking me why I'm losing my shit over this like it's really not that deep. YES THE FUCK IT IS. Because this is Joe's house and clearly he's confused wondering why the fuck he's on the floor and not on his bed...well Ming that fuck ass hoe left him there. WHAT IN THE GENUINE WILLY WONKA FUCK IS THAT?!?! Ming proceeded to say that he left him there because he was drunk and he deserved to sleep there. I beg you finest pardon? So Joe apologizes to which I think is fucking crazy because it's NOT EVEN THAT MAN'S HOUSE IT'S YOURS JOE!! PLUS when he was drunk Joe laid him peacefully and carefully on the couch and maybe if they hadn't happened to woohoo that night then he most probably would have given him some water at least wiped him down and laid him to bed. anyhoo crazy shit but it gets crazier he then proceeds to say AND I SHIT YOU NOT "IF I WASNT HERE LAST NIGHT YOU COULD HAVE PUT THAT CONDOM TO USE" and "DONT BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST A STAND-IN" and then he just fucking leaves
WWWWHHHATTTT!!!
So Sol drops by at Joe's training camp for training people to be professional stuntmen they do a little action fighting and my pookie Sol gets knocked out cold. He eventually gets up and Sol confesses to Joe saying that he likes him and Joe turns him down and says how Ming makes him feel lonely but sometimes he doesn't (yeah no shit Sherlock he's manipulating your bitchass) but he loves him nonetheless (OH BROTHER🙄) and surprise surprise ... Ming is back there listening to it all just gets his fucking ego boost of the day. So later Joe gets back home and INTRUDER INTRUDER MING is in the house doing what you may ask burning Joe's kitchen down in the name of making supper. So Joe has to cook because this fuck ass hoe nearly set his cute home ablaze and they sit down to eat and Ming decides he wants to move in but I'm gonna give him grace on this one because this was Joe's stupid idea. Things are about to get progressively worse from here so buckle up hoes.
So the hoes are dating and Christmas rolls around and prior to this Joe finds out that Ming is legit a multi-millionaire which doesn't seem to hinder anything just pressures him a bit. Ming then decides to take Joe to this luxury restaurant and Joe surprises Ming with a limited edition watch. Now here is where I got slightly pissed Joe explains how he went through hell to get him this and this man just goes "What you got isn't the original" and proceeds to show off the original he has but he accepts it and wears it anyway. Joe then meets Sol and they like have a convo in the washrooms and Sol tells him to leave because this man and his family are fucked up but noooooo Joe loves Ming or whatever the fuck he wanna say idk anymore then leaves the restaurant because Tong and May also showed up to the same restaurant and they wanted to eat as a family and Joe isn't fam so he leaves. So now Ming is sat there pissed and you may be asking why... because he's in love with his sister's boyfriend...dun dun dun!!! Yep this doofus is in love with fuck ass Tong. So this pisses him off and he decides to leave and Tong chases after him and is asking him to stay because he's gonna propose to May and it would be fantastic if he was there and this shatters Ming and he storms off.
So now I know you might be asking OMG he has a crush on Tong but how did this happen??
Well my lovely fairies ill tell you why he likes bitch ass Tong so much
- Is it because he's a good guy? FFFUUUUCCKKKK NO
- Is it because he's got like an insane face card? HEEEELLLLLLL NAWWWW
- Is he a charismatic, funny dude? HE FUCKING WISHES BITCH
So what is it ???
HIS FUCKING BACK!
Yep, you heard that right Ming is in love with Tong because one day when he was at the mall when he was younger he happened to see a scene of Tong's movie playing in the mall and the scene was Tong's back on the big screen and apparently that was his awakening.
If you think Im shitting you rn no I'm not Im as serious as can be bitch.
So Ming heads back to Joe's place WASTED and Joe places him down gently (emphasis on this because we know how that fuck ass hoe Ming behaves). Joe then notices a gift bag that Ming brought and we see that they are matching mugs cute right? WRONNNGGGG
Joe gets super excited and says how this is the best Christmas ever and Ming… ohhh good heavens im about to lose my shit rn… GETS UP nobody asked him to do that btw and hugs Joe from the back… cute right? NAWWWWW
THIS DUMBASS BITCH PROCEEDS TO SAY “Why didn't you choose me Tong”
WHAT THE GENUINE FUCK BRO
So it starts to hit Joe that the reason that Ming is with him and why he ESPECIALLY likes to hit it from the back is because the back of his freaking head looks exactly like Tong’s. And this hits him like a fat fucking truck and he drops the mugs in shock rightfully so because and I can't emphasize this enough bro
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHAT IN THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE TRIFFLING GHETTO ASS SHIT IS THIS INFORMATION!!
So it's the next day and Joe is clearly pissed but Ming couldn't give a flying fuck. He just keeps the day pushing. Joe leaves to go meet up with Wut because Tong doesn't wanna show up to a conference to do with a new movie because of his engagement to May so Wut pushes for Joe to be the main character and he gets the role which is gonna be a huge moment for him and change his career forever. Most importantly to Joe, he’s not gonna be some stand-in anymore. Joe then decides he’s not going back home because of what Ming had said and Ming calls him and asks like “When are you coming back home” and Joe’s like “Imma need you to leave my house like pack up and leave”. This bitch Ming has the audacity to be offended like..bitch leave. But guess what the motherfucker doesn't leave he proceeds to go to Joe’s place of work and THREATENS HIM and Joe stands on business and tells him what the fuck he did on christmas and emphasizes that he should leave. BUT NOOOOOO THIS UNDAIGNOSED PSYCHO MAINIAC pins Joe to the wall and says he will never leave that house.
EHHHHHHH??
BITCH IT AINT YOUR FREAKING HOUSE SO GOOOOOO!!
Sol happens to see this and a fight ensues between them and in this fight, Ming proceeds to injure Joe like twice or thrice by pushing him and Joe hits like the corner of the wall. Ming should've stopped and at least checked on Joe but this hoe and I can't emphasize this enough thought he'd rather throw hands. Wut comes and stops this and Ming says he's gonna wait at home to settle this once and for all.
JOE CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING COPS. YOU GOT A PHONE WITH CELL SERVICE LIKE IT AIN’T THAT DEEP BECAUSE AT THIS POINT THIS IS INTRUSION.
He doesn't and proceeds to go home and Ming is like telling him “Just forget it and we can go back to how things were” MIND YOU WILL HUGGING HIM FROM THE BACK!
CALL ME CRAZY BUT THAT’S FUCKING CRAZY
In the midst of this fucking hurricane Tong calls Ming (NOW THIS IS WHERE IM GONNA CRASH OUT AND LIKE COMMIT ARSON BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING EVENTS CANT BE FUCKING FOR REAL).
Ming picks up the call and Tong tells him that Joe has stolen his role in the new movie THE ROLE HE DIDN'T MOTHERFUCK WANT. So he tells Ming to keep Joe until the conference ends tomorrow so that he can't get the role. So now Ming turns to Joe and starts accusing him saying that the reason he wants to end things is because Joe wants to go act with Sol in the new movie and I SHIT YOU NOT blames Joe for sleeping with Sol the previous night. (At the current moment of writing this im holding on to my eyebrows for peace and sanity). And Joe rightfully calls him out on this bumfuckery. Sol then happens to call and tells Joe that he's on his way because he can't trust Ming (rightfully fucking so) but Joe tells him that things are being handled well on his end(idk what his definition of well is because it for sure ain’t motherfucking that). As soon as he cuts the call... Im tweaking in this bitch as I tell you this bro Ming proceeds to KNOCK JOE OUT, KIDNAP HIM AND HOLD HIM HOSTAGE IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Joe gets up genuinely concerned for his life and this BITCH ASS WACKADOODLE MENTAL ASYLUM ESCAPEE is just staring him down. So Joe rightfully asks him to let him go and this deranged hoe tells him he can't do that for the sake of Tong and Joe tells him like bro this is my life, my career and my future at stake here but this crazy ass motherfucker is like “If you stay with me forever Ill give you what you want”.
THATS NOT GONNA CUT IT BITCH. LIKE JOE HAS WORKED SO HARD AND IS FINALLY GONNA GET A GOOD ROLE AND HIS LIFE MIGHT CHANGE FOREVER YOUR PETTY ASS CASH ISNT GONNA SOLVE THE FUCKING ISSUE. Of course, on the other end, Sol and Wut are looking for Joe and he isn't available so this director cuts Joe out not only out of this movie but THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. Tong shows up and just acts as if he knows nothing with that disgusting look on his fuckass face.
So we get back to Joe and he’s pleading with Ming but that wazbag isn't budging so he starts to ask Ming if he ever loved him and shit and Ming is like of course I've always loved you and he moves to sit closer to Joe and Joe is a fucking genius he proceeds to like make out with him and Ming being a dumb ass bitch is just like lemme uncuff you so we can get this done correctly and as soon as he does that Joe locks him the fuck up can we get an AMEN. Joe then runs out and heads over to Wuts place and Wut is clearly pissed but hears Joe out. This info is obviously insane and Joe even has marks on his wrists. Wut unfortunately breaks the news to Joe and my darling is devastated…unconsolable if you will. Joe then decides that he can’t stop working like bills gotta be paid bitch he decides to run away and get a job at an untrusted agency that’s known to be a mafia agency and of course, the tools on set aren't gonna be safe. He explains to Wut over text where he is and gets a call from lo and behold our mental asylum patient and he's remorseful and is asking Joe to come back. BITCH COME BACK TO WHAT??? YOU RUINED HIS LIFE AND NOW HE’S GOTTA WORK FOR A DINGY COMPANY FOR SOME CASH. The call cuts before the Ming uses up all his manipulation tactics. Joe then gets on a motorcycle and it goes off course and you guessed it he dies.
CHO HAN GYEOL NEVER LIKED YE JIN.
Now some of yall might wanna hunt me down and kill me for this but let me cook. Cho Han Gyeol never liked Ye Jin he just liked the thought of being liked by Ye Jin. Because you can't tell me for 31-something loops this girl has liked you, gotten to know your interests, cared for you by buying you Gateorade and all you've done is ignore her and blatantly embarrass her but all of a sudden she ends up liking someone else NOW is when you like her. NAWWWW... STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT...CUT THE CAMERAS!
The moment she stopped giving him her undivided attention all of a sudden it dawns on him that "OH MA GAWD... I LIKE HER" ... Sir you sound stupid you attention-seeking loon.
Secondly... Oh Soo Jung... babe, WTF?? The fact that she finally got to see and be in a genuine friend group and ditches them because those three bitches threatened to beat you up? Imma sound crazy when I say this but I would take the beating and move the fuck on. If they did have incriminating evidence on her I would get it but a beating I would throw hands and move on because what happened when she got back with them... THEY SET HER UP WITH A CRAZY STALKER WIMP!! Plus proceeded to spread some nasty ass rumors about her. Anyways super happy she came to her senses in the end because it was getting tough supporting her.
Ahn Se Min... I love you king.
Ji Woo thank goodness you stoop up for yourself queen but imma need her parents shipped AWFFFF FAR FAR AWAY. THANK YEWWW.
You can't convince me otherwise. He was basically like gaslighting himself thinking that if he could maintain eye contact with someone for 8.2 seconds then they'd get like a Cinderella fucking ending. Girrllllll...Imma hold your hand in between a napkin when I say this... that's nothing but straight-up BULLSHIT. Like the fact that he goes to crazy extents of baking for them (which is super cutsey... love that for him) but I know yall saw the fantasies I SAW. DON'T ACT STUPID. Yall saw when he was rubbing syrup or oil on the athlete. Anyways this was a cute show absolutely loved it.
Khai is such an asshole and I wish him nothing but eternal anguish. YOU mean to tell me this man had no clue what he was doing?? I get that all the shit with the switching up girls like his underwear was before he wanted to be with Third but the shit he put Third through you can't be serious.
1. Made him DIG through the trash for shit for a girl he was gonna break up with after 72 fucking hours.
2. ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS treated Third like an option. He never kept his bloody promises. Like how are you gonna say you can't come to the movie premiere that you promised to go with him to because you are "busy" just for YOU to be spotted there?!?! At least be honest and say you'll go with the person you're seeing.
3. When he asked Third to cook for him and his date like Third was some employee contrary to legit chasing him away some time back.
4. When he FORCIBLY kissed Third... IDK what anyone says that's SA.
Now for when he started "liking" Third:
1. When he was in the washrooms with Bone and stated that he sang for Third but he didn't react how he wanted. APPARENTLY, This son of a bitch wanted Third to fall to his knees and ask Khai to hook up with him on the spot. LIKE?!?!
THIS IS WHEN THEY STARTED TO DATE:
Now this is the part that had me crashing out fr. Two and Third are ever so wonderfully waiting for Khai but guess what he's up to??
...
DING DING DING YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY, CHEATING ON THIRD WHEN THEY ARE LITERALLY IN THE SAME BAR... LOCATION... IDGAF!
So Third happens to see this and loses it which I fully understand because you have been harassing us talking about "Im going to change and be a better person...I love you... blah blah blah BULLSHIT"
This barbaric asswipe is full-on lips on lips making the fuck out... I mean correct me if Im wrong but he was like holding her in a manner likely to suggest "come closer", his eyes were bloody closed
BRO...
HE WAS FEELING IT...
HE WAS IN THE MOMENT!
So Third goes down to make out with some dude who was hitting on him before and lo and behold the king of pissing me off gets rialed up and like backs Third into a corner asking him "What are you doing??"
SIR
WHAT ARE YOUUUUU DOING?
Third calls him out on his bullshit rightfully so and guess what he says??
Just guess...
HE SAYS ... AND I QUOTE
"You saw that?"... "Im sorry"
He said that...actually no... HE YELLED THAT while still holding Third and punch point.
I beg your finest pardon like why?
After all this, he still has the energy to follow Third to HIS home... basically stalker behaviour considering he said he didn't want anything to do with you anymore and proceeds to hold him down and try to explain himself... sir there is literally nothing to explain GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Plus that useless excuse Two gave where he said it was the shawrie who made a move on Khai so it's her fault.
DON'T PISS ME THE FUCK AWFFF
Khai had every opportunity to tell her to back off. Because if she like kissed him, he could've pushed her away and said, "Yo I don't like you like that" or "Im in a relationship" or "Yo WTF are you doing"
and trust me this would have taken one second but from what I SAW this man lingered there so estimating from the moment Third went to get the drinks, to the convo with the bartender and the other guy, plus climbing up the stairs, plus seeing them, plus going back down and convincing the other dude to make out with him id estimate this at a solid 3 minutes or so.
YOU WANT TO TELL ME HE DIDN'T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO ANYTHING !!
And after all this let me give my two cents into this ...
I feel like Khai didn't genuinely like Third. He has always found it easy to get whoever the fuck he likes so when Third posed as a challenge to him it hurt his ego. I feel like he just thought of Third as another level to his game or a collectable item. Even Third once mentions that he feels like Khai was doing all this just so he can sleep with him and let's not forget the bathroom scene y'all... that literally explains itself.
Now on to Third...
GIRL IMMA NEED YOU TO GET THE FUCK UPPPPP
GROW A SPINE
HAVE SOME SENSE
AND
STAND ON BUSINESS
This man has taken you for granted too many times for you to be this forgiving.
Like the train scene when he was waiting for them to show and nobody did. ISTG I have never felt happier. That sadness he felt couldn't even amount to a drop of what Third had to go through.
He waited there for like three hours max... that isn't enough. Third you adorable dumb bitch forgave him and still proceeded to go to the stupid beach getaway with him in the end.
Anyways I'm soooo done
5/10
I liked Un and Two they are the reason it even has this rating it was supposed to be a one.
This show is amazing.