Ah yes, the most aesthetic way to drown. The river, the moon, the dramatic flashbacks, just missing some tragic violin music and a narrator whispering โand thus, they became one with the abyssโ before rolling the end credits. But letโs be real, five seconds in, reality would hit: gasping like a fish, hair getting stuck in your face, a rogue frog bumping into you, and the sheer betrayal of water going straight up your nose. But hey, at least for those first few moments, you looked like a Renaissance painting, before the flailing started.