Shelby Lauterburg

What the what?

It was good at the beginning
when it got closer to the end I was like what is going on?
Why did he start beating up the dudes trying to save them? Miscommunication? No communication? Literally. Just be like I’m the girls boyfriend, and then the guard dude be like, I’m a good guy trying to recuse Mr whoever and he wants to take the doctor(girl) with too. But no, they beat each other and guard dude dies. Turns. And then they set him on fire instead of just piercing the brain with a metal rod? There is plenty of them, they are in a hospital…

Sprinklers go off, them all turning into like fish face zombies was pretty cool and new, wasn’t expecting that.

And then invincible dude, instead of continuing to run to the roof to get in the helicopter with the girl and little boy, he sends them along and nod at each other like it’s just a quick thing but his attack method is to punch, elbow, and kick all of them.
… he gets trapped in a car, windows breaking , them trying to climb in, then all of a sudden, BOOM. A grenade or something goes off. Surprise, he survives of course.

Let’s skip to the part where I start screaming,
He gets to the top, and he has a good amount of time to get to the helicopter. But he’s in fucking slow mo, HE HAS ENOUGH TIME TO RUN BUT HE GETS UP AND WALKS. RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
He stops, helicopter flys up, he starts attacking more fish zombos, boom building, collapse.
Ending confused me. Taking place somewhere else. She takes off her ring and turns around to look at the kid. What? Ring was symbol of relationship with the dude. Why she take it off and stare at the kid. They doin it or something?
But surprise surprise, there’s a surprise ending that he survived.
I’ll watch if there’s a sequel tbh
I would have rated it much worse if he didn’t survive, but I guess he did.

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Um? Blurred Porno

You know… I didn’t expect to watch a porno that had the private parts blurred. Didn’t expect to watch an actual porno. I wasn’t sure what was happening mostly because I skipped through it for their parts but probably why I was so confused. Wasn’t sure if I was watching a movie or a porno. I was very confused though.
Where I watched, it gave me like 15 dialog from each character in a whole paragraph so I wasn’t sure who was talking.
So did he not like the dude he was having funky time with? What was with the screaming? And then the random running with a limp and bruised face. I didn’t see any beat up scene.
My mouth was gaped the entire time because like I said, I didn’t expect to watch a porno. They had to have had their parts enter because they are completely nude touching very close to each other.
The kissing was hot lol

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