This is so ahh even my old elementary self can do better with a 10 dollar budget
Those who rated this a 3 star or higher are fake ass bitches that watched orv from tiktok that names kim dokja as fucking jack OR they are delusional and hypnotizing themselves into beliveing its accurate and that this ugly pice of crap that no one would wanna watch other than some weird people that like watching k-drama and call themselves their "#1 fan" is fake. This will be a small rant containing the things that makes my wanna pull my hair out and scream and cum all over my bedroom to the point I start pissing blood and all the cheese hidden in my cock will start turning into fluids because I'm pissing and bleeding so much.
Okay so first off, the casts. (NO HATE TO THE ACTORS)
Holy fuck who am I looking at and what are these creatures that are calling themselves my fabulous glorious handsome ugly disgusting squid kim dokja and the others. (NO HATE TO THE ACTORS AGAIN !!!)
Kim dokja... he is not kim dokja he's just a low life bozo that likes to read some fuckass novel because they are lonely and such a loser. "I have to save the world...!" God just fuck me in the ass with a metal pipe with spikes all over it doggy style, muffled, spanked than this. HE IS NOT KIM DOKJA. and he loves his MOM??? Okay is he just a doppelganger that tried it's hardest to act as kim dokja yet they only stalked him for 5 minutes and said "okay that's enough". NO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE??? WHAT WHAT WHAT. JUST TIE ME UP AND SPANK ME LIKE A NAUGHTY BOY WITH A VIBRATING DILDO UP MY ASS AND COVER MY MOUTH WITH TAPE AND PULL ON MY EAR LIKE PIGTAILS AT THIS POINT, I WOULD ENJOY IT MORE THAN THIS. and yoo joonghyuk... oh my god. I will harass kids in my park because of this. Couldn't you just STYLE A SINGLE FUCKING BANG WHAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM. And his metal thing on his collar??? WHY IS IT GONE. WHY CANT YOU JUST GLUE A PIECE OF METAL. IM BEGGING YOU JUST GLUE A SINGLE FUCKING PIECE OF METAL. THE PRIEST IN FIESTY PRIEST (I FORGOT THE NAME) LOOKED MORE LIKE YOO JOONGHYUK THAN YOO JOONGHYUK HIMSELF. HE WAS PROBABLY ACTING MORE LIKE HIM TOO. Lee jihye, my poor baby what did they do to you. she is supposed to be a high schooler but no you fuckers said "Let's make her look like she's a office worker with 2 kids and divorced that drinks all her thoughts away" SHE DOES NOT LOOK THAT FUCKING OLD WHY IS SHE LIKE THAT. DID YOU JUST SPIN A WHEEL ON POPULAR CELEBRITIES AND IT LANDED ON JISOO??? (no hate to jisoo I like her music) oh my days lee Gilyoung... why does he look like a newborn child that still has his umbilical cord attached. He's a pre TEEN. No, not a baby that was pushed out of his mom's pounded 9 months ago fresh vagina the moment the dokkaebi appeared because she was scared shitless. Gong pildu is so ahh. They made him look like the moment he does a single wrong move all his moisture in his bones will evaporate and he will break his back. Why does he look so old. Where is his mustache. And you even forgot his hat... how could you mess up that badly. Like the most acceptable for me is han myungoh. That shi is FINEEE. I would devour him up and impregant him with all my sperms and do it all again until I'm dry and hope that it will be a tie and every kid will win the race.
Okay I lied about making some stupid list I'm just only gonna do like 4 because I have to do a slight tiering for shiho from PJSK.
Sangah. Oh my beautiful wife. Out of everything I hate what they did to sangah. I'm not being biased btw (my favorite is probably a simple squid or bug boy)
I fucking hate everything about her live action (no hate to the actors, they only acted what they were given)
The live action defeats her whole purpose. She is a assassin. But for some reason they AGAIN said fuck it and made her the most typical sexist role for a woman. A fucking healer. WHATS THE POINT OF LEE SEOLHWA??? An assassin is the OPPOSITE role of a fucking healer. She killed people with her ability. LOTS actually. But she uses that same ability to heal others... Are you just asking to get backlash from the whole orv community or what. "she connects the broken bridge and heal her friends by using her silk thread...! 🥺" how bout she uses that fucking skill to sew your ass after I fuck it so hard that it rips open and starts bleeding. Can she fucking heal it? NO! she's a fucking assassin for FUCK SAKE. SHES AGAINST SEXISM. SHE HATES IT WITH HER LIFE. WHY ARE YOU PUSHING SEXIST VIEWS ON HER. WHY. "Oh look a woman! Never talked to one of them before irl heh... I saw all those big tittied hot revealing clothed anime waifus in isekai anime...! Let's see... oh there's a description and a wiki page that has a detailed description of her and says she's a assassin and killed many people with her silk thread at once...! Hm... how about I push sexist views on her and make her a healer like all those hot anime waifus because I don't know what having an original good female character that isn't overly sexualised and made for male gaze is like...!" GOD JUST TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE LIKE KIM DOKJA EXCEPT ITS WAY HIGHER AND I DONT HAVE COOL PLOT ARMOR.
And bihyung holy fuck that shit looks like a creepy labewbew fuck toy that a woman shoved up their ass for a porn tape for some weird men.
ALSO why are they using guns... WHOS VIEWPOINT IS THIS FOR THEM TO BE USING GUNS. I KNOW DAMN WELL THEY BE HALLUCINATING. IS THIS HELLS VIEWPOINT OR WHAT??
Anyways. At the end of the day we all learn our mistakes. Except I wish every worst thing ever on the director and the others that ruined it because of that mistake.
ALSO !! i won't tolerate hate to the actors. Only to the fans that ship yoo joonghyuk and jihye because of the actors and the person that decided all the characters personality, how they use their skill *cough cough* sangah *cough* and how they decide that it will be okay to make the characters look either triple their age or minus like 5 years off their life.
Okay bye thanks for reading my silly little rant
Okay so first off, the casts. (NO HATE TO THE ACTORS)
Holy fuck who am I looking at and what are these creatures that are calling themselves my fabulous glorious handsome ugly disgusting squid kim dokja and the others. (NO HATE TO THE ACTORS AGAIN !!!)
Kim dokja... he is not kim dokja he's just a low life bozo that likes to read some fuckass novel because they are lonely and such a loser. "I have to save the world...!" God just fuck me in the ass with a metal pipe with spikes all over it doggy style, muffled, spanked than this. HE IS NOT KIM DOKJA. and he loves his MOM??? Okay is he just a doppelganger that tried it's hardest to act as kim dokja yet they only stalked him for 5 minutes and said "okay that's enough". NO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE??? WHAT WHAT WHAT. JUST TIE ME UP AND SPANK ME LIKE A NAUGHTY BOY WITH A VIBRATING DILDO UP MY ASS AND COVER MY MOUTH WITH TAPE AND PULL ON MY EAR LIKE PIGTAILS AT THIS POINT, I WOULD ENJOY IT MORE THAN THIS. and yoo joonghyuk... oh my god. I will harass kids in my park because of this. Couldn't you just STYLE A SINGLE FUCKING BANG WHAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM. And his metal thing on his collar??? WHY IS IT GONE. WHY CANT YOU JUST GLUE A PIECE OF METAL. IM BEGGING YOU JUST GLUE A SINGLE FUCKING PIECE OF METAL. THE PRIEST IN FIESTY PRIEST (I FORGOT THE NAME) LOOKED MORE LIKE YOO JOONGHYUK THAN YOO JOONGHYUK HIMSELF. HE WAS PROBABLY ACTING MORE LIKE HIM TOO. Lee jihye, my poor baby what did they do to you. she is supposed to be a high schooler but no you fuckers said "Let's make her look like she's a office worker with 2 kids and divorced that drinks all her thoughts away" SHE DOES NOT LOOK THAT FUCKING OLD WHY IS SHE LIKE THAT. DID YOU JUST SPIN A WHEEL ON POPULAR CELEBRITIES AND IT LANDED ON JISOO??? (no hate to jisoo I like her music) oh my days lee Gilyoung... why does he look like a newborn child that still has his umbilical cord attached. He's a pre TEEN. No, not a baby that was pushed out of his mom's pounded 9 months ago fresh vagina the moment the dokkaebi appeared because she was scared shitless. Gong pildu is so ahh. They made him look like the moment he does a single wrong move all his moisture in his bones will evaporate and he will break his back. Why does he look so old. Where is his mustache. And you even forgot his hat... how could you mess up that badly. Like the most acceptable for me is han myungoh. That shi is FINEEE. I would devour him up and impregant him with all my sperms and do it all again until I'm dry and hope that it will be a tie and every kid will win the race.
Okay I lied about making some stupid list I'm just only gonna do like 4 because I have to do a slight tiering for shiho from PJSK.
Sangah. Oh my beautiful wife. Out of everything I hate what they did to sangah. I'm not being biased btw (my favorite is probably a simple squid or bug boy)
I fucking hate everything about her live action (no hate to the actors, they only acted what they were given)
The live action defeats her whole purpose. She is a assassin. But for some reason they AGAIN said fuck it and made her the most typical sexist role for a woman. A fucking healer. WHATS THE POINT OF LEE SEOLHWA??? An assassin is the OPPOSITE role of a fucking healer. She killed people with her ability. LOTS actually. But she uses that same ability to heal others... Are you just asking to get backlash from the whole orv community or what. "she connects the broken bridge and heal her friends by using her silk thread...! 🥺" how bout she uses that fucking skill to sew your ass after I fuck it so hard that it rips open and starts bleeding. Can she fucking heal it? NO! she's a fucking assassin for FUCK SAKE. SHES AGAINST SEXISM. SHE HATES IT WITH HER LIFE. WHY ARE YOU PUSHING SEXIST VIEWS ON HER. WHY. "Oh look a woman! Never talked to one of them before irl heh... I saw all those big tittied hot revealing clothed anime waifus in isekai anime...! Let's see... oh there's a description and a wiki page that has a detailed description of her and says she's a assassin and killed many people with her silk thread at once...! Hm... how about I push sexist views on her and make her a healer like all those hot anime waifus because I don't know what having an original good female character that isn't overly sexualised and made for male gaze is like...!" GOD JUST TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE LIKE KIM DOKJA EXCEPT ITS WAY HIGHER AND I DONT HAVE COOL PLOT ARMOR.
And bihyung holy fuck that shit looks like a creepy labewbew fuck toy that a woman shoved up their ass for a porn tape for some weird men.
ALSO why are they using guns... WHOS VIEWPOINT IS THIS FOR THEM TO BE USING GUNS. I KNOW DAMN WELL THEY BE HALLUCINATING. IS THIS HELLS VIEWPOINT OR WHAT??
Anyways. At the end of the day we all learn our mistakes. Except I wish every worst thing ever on the director and the others that ruined it because of that mistake.
ALSO !! i won't tolerate hate to the actors. Only to the fans that ship yoo joonghyuk and jihye because of the actors and the person that decided all the characters personality, how they use their skill *cough cough* sangah *cough* and how they decide that it will be okay to make the characters look either triple their age or minus like 5 years off their life.
Okay bye thanks for reading my silly little rant
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