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Only good thing is the cute nails and cute guys; other than that, this show can SUCK MY DICK
This show started off great, but became borderline fetish content at the end, and it ran itself through the fucking mud. My friend really liked this show, but I genuinely don't, so I guess watch it and see for yourself. I had to gun to my head finish this, fuck. Okay, I would give it a 6 (average was an 8, but I do not care) out of 10, and when I finished the show, I wrote a bunch of notes, so go me. We are going to look at what I liked, what I did not (the whole thing), and then an episode overview of me hopefully saying nicer things.
Okay, what I liked. The guys are all good-looking, and the nails are to die for. I like that all of the guys are good-looking and are great actors, and this show did not do them justice. I have a Pinterest board now of the nails; I liked them that much. I am a wuss, though, and my fingers get claustrophobic (I am lowkey tism) whenever I have nails on lmao, but once I get over that, I will be rocking the nails. There was plot potential, I will give them that. Also, the chemistry is there, the plot just isn't. It is actually a shame that they got put with this shit, especially at the end. And that's all the nice things I have to say about this show!
Okay, what I didn't like. Everything, I swear to god. The plot pacing was so bad, I don't know why they didn't pace this shit better, like it made this show that was already hard to watch even harder to watch. Also, we suck at romance building because of the weird love square that is happening in this. Like them focusing on this more than the actual couples ran this show through the fucking mud and ruined its potential. Like the chemistry is there, we just don't know how to build romance or plot pace. The plot was bad, and it just like, I mean, it could work, but the fact that the character writing was also bad made this plot just not work. Like you can have jump around plots like this, but it does not work if you are lacking in every single other department. Awful character writing, these guys were insufferable and not even in a charming way, in a gun to my head, do a flip way. Fuck. This was just ass and pissed me off, and I stopped watching it originally because the character writing was miserable, and I’m like, I can’t get behind this. And then I start it back up, and it just goes straight into genuine fetish content. Like, I can't lie to you, just straight fetish shit with the feet and the piss thing, that was geniuely so gross and so weird. Also, the outfits were hideous. Just because we are skinny and cute does not make the outfits cute, I swear to god. Yeah, overall, I could stomach this show, but the fetish pushed it over the edge and made it truly unbearable. Also, this took me 8 months to finish, lmao. ALSO. WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING DONE THIS ENTIRE SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOTHING, NO PURPOSE, NO NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD. WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN MY FACE FOR 7 EPISODES BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. Terrible setup also, not a clue what is happening, like for the majority of the show, like bro please, just do something right. Another thing I didn't like was that they were just having fake ass problems the entire time, like what are we even doing, just anything to hold the plot back, I swear to god.
Okay, we are going to watch how my reviews get worse and worse as the episodes go on, lmao. "I am here for the white kid, which is problematic, but he looked really cute in some random clip I just saw, and now I am watching this. I also didnt read the description. I am so confused lol. This looks like a school project, help! I am here for it, though. They actually feel like kids and people, it is pretty cool. Sick ass nails on sexy bitch over here." "Also, I dont really know what is happening." "Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable? Like, how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while I'm ahead." And then I stopped watching it lmao. "Every sound in this is very overstimulating." "I am so confused. I don't remember this being so social media focused, but then again, that's so true." "Everyone in this show is sexy. That's my fave part. I feel so lost ngl. Fake ass problems ngl." "Very overstimulating scene, too many noises. We are just having fake issues, I fear. FAKE ISSUES ON G. I am disgustingly confused on who is with whom tbh. But I love those nailssss. GUN TO MY HEAD WITH THIS SHIT. You know, just bc we are cute and skinny doesn't mean our fits are cute. Making me so fucking angry." "A gnarly hard watch towards the end." " I dont know why, but I can't get behind this show. I think it's lowkey boring. Also weird foot and piss fetish wth." "I think this is the only show that I genuinely want to drop so bad, but I am not going to, but fuckkk, it's boring and lowkey teetering on fetish content, which is all weird ngl. They are all such good actors and so good-looking. THE PLOT IS JUST ASS, LEFT FUCKING ASS CHEEKS." "Fake ass issues on g. I am beyond sick of this show. I hope someone gets hit by a bus on g." WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? IM SOBBING. "Every single one of these guys deserves to get their heart stomped out on g." "So cute, if only we developed our shit faster and didnt have fake issues for 7 episodes. I have a lot of feelings about this show, and they are not very positive. Terribly written plot pacing, terrible plot, terrible characters. That's my hot fucking take. So much potential that wasn't reached."
No. Okay bye!
Okay, what I liked. The guys are all good-looking, and the nails are to die for. I like that all of the guys are good-looking and are great actors, and this show did not do them justice. I have a Pinterest board now of the nails; I liked them that much. I am a wuss, though, and my fingers get claustrophobic (I am lowkey tism) whenever I have nails on lmao, but once I get over that, I will be rocking the nails. There was plot potential, I will give them that. Also, the chemistry is there, the plot just isn't. It is actually a shame that they got put with this shit, especially at the end. And that's all the nice things I have to say about this show!
Okay, what I didn't like. Everything, I swear to god. The plot pacing was so bad, I don't know why they didn't pace this shit better, like it made this show that was already hard to watch even harder to watch. Also, we suck at romance building because of the weird love square that is happening in this. Like them focusing on this more than the actual couples ran this show through the fucking mud and ruined its potential. Like the chemistry is there, we just don't know how to build romance or plot pace. The plot was bad, and it just like, I mean, it could work, but the fact that the character writing was also bad made this plot just not work. Like you can have jump around plots like this, but it does not work if you are lacking in every single other department. Awful character writing, these guys were insufferable and not even in a charming way, in a gun to my head, do a flip way. Fuck. This was just ass and pissed me off, and I stopped watching it originally because the character writing was miserable, and I’m like, I can’t get behind this. And then I start it back up, and it just goes straight into genuine fetish content. Like, I can't lie to you, just straight fetish shit with the feet and the piss thing, that was geniuely so gross and so weird. Also, the outfits were hideous. Just because we are skinny and cute does not make the outfits cute, I swear to god. Yeah, overall, I could stomach this show, but the fetish pushed it over the edge and made it truly unbearable. Also, this took me 8 months to finish, lmao. ALSO. WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING DONE THIS ENTIRE SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOTHING, NO PURPOSE, NO NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD. WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN MY FACE FOR 7 EPISODES BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. Terrible setup also, not a clue what is happening, like for the majority of the show, like bro please, just do something right. Another thing I didn't like was that they were just having fake ass problems the entire time, like what are we even doing, just anything to hold the plot back, I swear to god.
Okay, we are going to watch how my reviews get worse and worse as the episodes go on, lmao. "I am here for the white kid, which is problematic, but he looked really cute in some random clip I just saw, and now I am watching this. I also didnt read the description. I am so confused lol. This looks like a school project, help! I am here for it, though. They actually feel like kids and people, it is pretty cool. Sick ass nails on sexy bitch over here." "Also, I dont really know what is happening." "Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable? Like, how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while I'm ahead." And then I stopped watching it lmao. "Every sound in this is very overstimulating." "I am so confused. I don't remember this being so social media focused, but then again, that's so true." "Everyone in this show is sexy. That's my fave part. I feel so lost ngl. Fake ass problems ngl." "Very overstimulating scene, too many noises. We are just having fake issues, I fear. FAKE ISSUES ON G. I am disgustingly confused on who is with whom tbh. But I love those nailssss. GUN TO MY HEAD WITH THIS SHIT. You know, just bc we are cute and skinny doesn't mean our fits are cute. Making me so fucking angry." "A gnarly hard watch towards the end." " I dont know why, but I can't get behind this show. I think it's lowkey boring. Also weird foot and piss fetish wth." "I think this is the only show that I genuinely want to drop so bad, but I am not going to, but fuckkk, it's boring and lowkey teetering on fetish content, which is all weird ngl. They are all such good actors and so good-looking. THE PLOT IS JUST ASS, LEFT FUCKING ASS CHEEKS." "Fake ass issues on g. I am beyond sick of this show. I hope someone gets hit by a bus on g." WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? IM SOBBING. "Every single one of these guys deserves to get their heart stomped out on g." "So cute, if only we developed our shit faster and didnt have fake issues for 7 episodes. I have a lot of feelings about this show, and they are not very positive. Terribly written plot pacing, terrible plot, terrible characters. That's my hot fucking take. So much potential that wasn't reached."
No. Okay bye!
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