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Selling out all of ARSENI for some not even guaranteed cookie is crazy
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW? First head 2 head and now me and thee. This was actually amazing and geniuely so fucking hilarious I didn't know what to do with myself. I think that a little more action would have brought this show over the top, but I liked that they didn't have BS problems and got straight to the point. Okay, I would give it a 9 (8.9) out of 10, and I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview. If you are on the fence about this show, jump off the fence right into Phuwin's lap.
This show was so fucking fun, and oh my god, it was perfect. I do not read descriptions, but I watched the trailer so I understood what was happening, and this was SO FUCKING FUNNY and literally perfect. I think that Pond and Phuwin both did a phenomenal job with both of their characters, and something in the air (it might be age) BECAUSE THEY WERE SO FUCKING SEXY IN THIS SHOW I WAS WET THE ENTIRE TIME. The chemistry was good in this, and just everything about them was great. I don't see a lot of funny mafia boss shows, so I enjoyed this greatly. People who say that Mr. Thee was cringe, you literally DO NOT GET THE CONCEPT. He is supposed to be cirnge, he is supposed to be over the top, that is the whole point of his character, and it was so great. I think that Peach being an introvert was also really fun, because she stayed an introvert the entire time. I thought that the costumes were really good, and the same with the makeup. Everything from the sound effects to the backgrounds, it was all fucking perfect. Giving it up for our second couple, William Est. When I tell you I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW WILLIAM, I GENIUELY SCREAMED (and I ain't even about that life fr). This show and them had me smiling so fucking much, I swear. Back to them, they dynamic in this was everything I have ever dreamed of and better, whoever wrote this out, you deserve to have your ass eaten CLEAN, BACK AND FRONT I SWEAR TO GOD because that was a great dynamic and a great job. Mhoks or Moks character was really good, and I am so happy to see Est back in bodyguard roles, because I haven't seen him in one in a hot minute. Just great characters and a good dynamic with them. I liked how they didn't have bullshit issues like miscommunication or where the main couple were doing weird things; they took their time with it, and they made it genuinely good without having weird issues. Good fucking writing, I swear to god. I TRULY DON'T THINK I HONED IN ENOUGH HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING SHOW WAS. LIKE I was pissing myself laughing, Jesus Christ. People's main criticism was that this show felt rushed, and it felt like Mr. Thee jumped the gun, BUT THAT WAS THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS OR HOW IT WORKS, HE ONLY SEES IT ON TV, SO OF COURSE HE IS GONNA JUMP THE GUN AND RUSH INTO THINGS. The lore with peach was great, and I wished they did more with it, truly wished they did. And that is all!
Our beater couple. They are one of my main criticisms of this show. I really think that they either should have written them out better or just scrapped them completely. I love Perth and Santa so much, but their toxicity in this was just awful and hard to watch whenever they came on screen. I think it has nothing to do with acting, because they did great, it just has more to do with the fact that it was just bad character writing and bad placement. Because Perth's character was so fucking toxic and abusive, and the fact oh no my family got deported, and now I won't be toxic because of that, like shut up, get the fuck out of my FACCCCEEEE. AND THE FACT HE GOT BACK WITH HIM AFTER ALL OF THE SHIT HE DID, TIME AFTER TIME, FUCK OFF. Pissed me off. Also, I think that this show should have had a little more action, and that would have pushed it over the top. They had some good action scenes, and then they just kind of faded, so I think it would have done them good to add more scenes like that. THEY JUMPED THE GUN OUT OF THE WEDDING. Like I wished they didn't do that because it kind of took away from the story a bit. They could have paced the story out better towards the middle; it felt a little awkward. And yeah, just doing more with the ending, and I think I am gonna need a special episode or something for rome and mhok and thee and peach BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS SHIT ISN'T 400000000 EPISODES. I am so sad, okay that is it.
Okay, let's look at my episode thoughts. "I need all the episodes of the show to come out right now because I’m four minutes in and I’m addicted. He and the soap opera, and he’s getting fucking clowned on my peach. And the bodyguard has to go along with it cause they get paid to do this today. I’m gonna need to be tied down waiting for this shit." "Someone mentioned that they put like 10 chapters of the novel into one episode, and the first episode felt rushed. I low-key don’t think so. I think that our mafia boss is falling in love too quickly, and that’s because he has a skewed sense of a relationship, and I think they’re showing that really well, actually. And I don’t know if they even mean to do that, but I enjoy that part. This show is an absolute ball fest. I’m having so much fun." "And I think he is so delusional because his life is shit, and I think that’s interesting. This show is lowkey such a bawl fest I can't. ROME MENTIONED I love this show so much. I might explode, oh lord." "BREAKING OUT IN SONG IS CRAZZYYYY. WILLIAMEST, IT'S A BLESSED DAY. I LOVE THEM, AND I'M SO HAPPY THEY BROUGHT THEM OUT. FUCK I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE. Oh my godddd." I THINK I PISSED MYSELF WATCHING THIS SCENE. "I think they should have spaced this show out a little better, but I am also so obsessed it's crazy, so they are doing something right. Camera catcher in the car's reflection, y'all not slick. Thee is lowkey such a good guy. Camera again in the glasses, y'all not slick. Why are we speaking in English? Mok keeps this crazy family grounded, lmao. Why are we bringing the gun out rn? Thank you to whoever prompted Pond to start flexing. Thank you. JUST GOT WAR FLASHBACKS TO OF HOLY FUCK. I love them to death, holy shit." "Thee is going through some pretty good character development right now. This episode is a little boring. Oh, speak of the devil, we have some lore. Being sent there because of abuse is, in some aspect, worse than having nobody. work yourself to death, that's the American dream." "OH FUCKKKK. Twin, you better keep your mouth shutttt. Selling out all of ARESENI for some not even guaranteed cookie is crazy. WHAT THE FUCK? They executed my boy. He actually punched him; that is crazy. Oh fuckkkk. Everything is going to shit. Praying on these two downfalls, holy moly. Perth and Santa are toxic as fuck. I wish they did more lore with the mafia and stuff. Bc I know they are gonna unleash it all at once. I love all the green-ish blue in this house; it is so elegant and nice. Also, Phuwin has me feeling some type of way right now. I don’t wanna be down bad, but his body is beyond sexy. Here comes daddy. Thee is a freak and lowkey a menace. THEY FREAKED OUT. Also, I forgot this was 10 episodes. Come on, y'all, we got this. We can do this. I love them. THEY ARE FREAKED OUT. Especially thee, he is so down bad it's embarrassing." "BROS DOING HIS JOB INSTEAD OF KISSING BOYS. A very frozen-in-time family. He loves you for your everything, and that was some good fucking writing. They are so cute, and I am going to miss them so much. PONDS DOGGGG AWEEE MY BABY." " Just realized I am smiling at grown men and there is nothing to be smiling about bc im a fat fucking chud. The singing is cringe, but it's okay because it's him. Marriage is lowkey crazy, I can't lie. THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED WHAT THE HELL? IT IS A BLESSED DAY HOLY MOLY THEY ARE SO SEXY AND HOLY FUCK. THEY ARE SO AWARE. IM GONNA DIE THE CAMEOS ARE HILARIOUS. Okay 9.5, I am gonna need a special for Mok and rome, and they jumped the gun with the wedding a bit, but other than that it would have been a 10!"
And that's it. I wish they did the ending better, but all in all, this was so fucking fun, I swear to god, and I am going to rewatch FOR SURE. Okay bye!
This show was so fucking fun, and oh my god, it was perfect. I do not read descriptions, but I watched the trailer so I understood what was happening, and this was SO FUCKING FUNNY and literally perfect. I think that Pond and Phuwin both did a phenomenal job with both of their characters, and something in the air (it might be age) BECAUSE THEY WERE SO FUCKING SEXY IN THIS SHOW I WAS WET THE ENTIRE TIME. The chemistry was good in this, and just everything about them was great. I don't see a lot of funny mafia boss shows, so I enjoyed this greatly. People who say that Mr. Thee was cringe, you literally DO NOT GET THE CONCEPT. He is supposed to be cirnge, he is supposed to be over the top, that is the whole point of his character, and it was so great. I think that Peach being an introvert was also really fun, because she stayed an introvert the entire time. I thought that the costumes were really good, and the same with the makeup. Everything from the sound effects to the backgrounds, it was all fucking perfect. Giving it up for our second couple, William Est. When I tell you I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW WILLIAM, I GENIUELY SCREAMED (and I ain't even about that life fr). This show and them had me smiling so fucking much, I swear. Back to them, they dynamic in this was everything I have ever dreamed of and better, whoever wrote this out, you deserve to have your ass eaten CLEAN, BACK AND FRONT I SWEAR TO GOD because that was a great dynamic and a great job. Mhoks or Moks character was really good, and I am so happy to see Est back in bodyguard roles, because I haven't seen him in one in a hot minute. Just great characters and a good dynamic with them. I liked how they didn't have bullshit issues like miscommunication or where the main couple were doing weird things; they took their time with it, and they made it genuinely good without having weird issues. Good fucking writing, I swear to god. I TRULY DON'T THINK I HONED IN ENOUGH HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING SHOW WAS. LIKE I was pissing myself laughing, Jesus Christ. People's main criticism was that this show felt rushed, and it felt like Mr. Thee jumped the gun, BUT THAT WAS THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS OR HOW IT WORKS, HE ONLY SEES IT ON TV, SO OF COURSE HE IS GONNA JUMP THE GUN AND RUSH INTO THINGS. The lore with peach was great, and I wished they did more with it, truly wished they did. And that is all!
Our beater couple. They are one of my main criticisms of this show. I really think that they either should have written them out better or just scrapped them completely. I love Perth and Santa so much, but their toxicity in this was just awful and hard to watch whenever they came on screen. I think it has nothing to do with acting, because they did great, it just has more to do with the fact that it was just bad character writing and bad placement. Because Perth's character was so fucking toxic and abusive, and the fact oh no my family got deported, and now I won't be toxic because of that, like shut up, get the fuck out of my FACCCCEEEE. AND THE FACT HE GOT BACK WITH HIM AFTER ALL OF THE SHIT HE DID, TIME AFTER TIME, FUCK OFF. Pissed me off. Also, I think that this show should have had a little more action, and that would have pushed it over the top. They had some good action scenes, and then they just kind of faded, so I think it would have done them good to add more scenes like that. THEY JUMPED THE GUN OUT OF THE WEDDING. Like I wished they didn't do that because it kind of took away from the story a bit. They could have paced the story out better towards the middle; it felt a little awkward. And yeah, just doing more with the ending, and I think I am gonna need a special episode or something for rome and mhok and thee and peach BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS SHIT ISN'T 400000000 EPISODES. I am so sad, okay that is it.
Okay, let's look at my episode thoughts. "I need all the episodes of the show to come out right now because I’m four minutes in and I’m addicted. He and the soap opera, and he’s getting fucking clowned on my peach. And the bodyguard has to go along with it cause they get paid to do this today. I’m gonna need to be tied down waiting for this shit." "Someone mentioned that they put like 10 chapters of the novel into one episode, and the first episode felt rushed. I low-key don’t think so. I think that our mafia boss is falling in love too quickly, and that’s because he has a skewed sense of a relationship, and I think they’re showing that really well, actually. And I don’t know if they even mean to do that, but I enjoy that part. This show is an absolute ball fest. I’m having so much fun." "And I think he is so delusional because his life is shit, and I think that’s interesting. This show is lowkey such a bawl fest I can't. ROME MENTIONED I love this show so much. I might explode, oh lord." "BREAKING OUT IN SONG IS CRAZZYYYY. WILLIAMEST, IT'S A BLESSED DAY. I LOVE THEM, AND I'M SO HAPPY THEY BROUGHT THEM OUT. FUCK I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE. Oh my godddd." I THINK I PISSED MYSELF WATCHING THIS SCENE. "I think they should have spaced this show out a little better, but I am also so obsessed it's crazy, so they are doing something right. Camera catcher in the car's reflection, y'all not slick. Thee is lowkey such a good guy. Camera again in the glasses, y'all not slick. Why are we speaking in English? Mok keeps this crazy family grounded, lmao. Why are we bringing the gun out rn? Thank you to whoever prompted Pond to start flexing. Thank you. JUST GOT WAR FLASHBACKS TO OF HOLY FUCK. I love them to death, holy shit." "Thee is going through some pretty good character development right now. This episode is a little boring. Oh, speak of the devil, we have some lore. Being sent there because of abuse is, in some aspect, worse than having nobody. work yourself to death, that's the American dream." "OH FUCKKKK. Twin, you better keep your mouth shutttt. Selling out all of ARESENI for some not even guaranteed cookie is crazy. WHAT THE FUCK? They executed my boy. He actually punched him; that is crazy. Oh fuckkkk. Everything is going to shit. Praying on these two downfalls, holy moly. Perth and Santa are toxic as fuck. I wish they did more lore with the mafia and stuff. Bc I know they are gonna unleash it all at once. I love all the green-ish blue in this house; it is so elegant and nice. Also, Phuwin has me feeling some type of way right now. I don’t wanna be down bad, but his body is beyond sexy. Here comes daddy. Thee is a freak and lowkey a menace. THEY FREAKED OUT. Also, I forgot this was 10 episodes. Come on, y'all, we got this. We can do this. I love them. THEY ARE FREAKED OUT. Especially thee, he is so down bad it's embarrassing." "BROS DOING HIS JOB INSTEAD OF KISSING BOYS. A very frozen-in-time family. He loves you for your everything, and that was some good fucking writing. They are so cute, and I am going to miss them so much. PONDS DOGGGG AWEEE MY BABY." " Just realized I am smiling at grown men and there is nothing to be smiling about bc im a fat fucking chud. The singing is cringe, but it's okay because it's him. Marriage is lowkey crazy, I can't lie. THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED WHAT THE HELL? IT IS A BLESSED DAY HOLY MOLY THEY ARE SO SEXY AND HOLY FUCK. THEY ARE SO AWARE. IM GONNA DIE THE CAMEOS ARE HILARIOUS. Okay 9.5, I am gonna need a special for Mok and rome, and they jumped the gun with the wedding a bit, but other than that it would have been a 10!"
And that's it. I wish they did the ending better, but all in all, this was so fucking fun, I swear to god, and I am going to rewatch FOR SURE. Okay bye!
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