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HOME OF THE FREE LAND OF THE BRAVEEEEE
Jan 13, 2025

Very cute

See yall next week. Peak second day back home from being evacuated and I feel like death but at least I have this shit. Yotha is toxic and I lowkey love him for that. A random subplot that I am here for. Their dynamic is so fucking cute, the tie. Sorry, it is so fucking cute. Yothas demeanor is all changed and I love it. they make each other happy and bring out the best in each other. Also halfway through the show. Beagle, so cute. I love this show. Got him thinking about life. Dont be delusional, me too king, me too. HE WANTS YOU DUDE, HE WANTS YOU SO MUCH. YOTHA WANTS YOU DUDE. God damn, Yotha is lurking. Yothia is very attractive with his movements fuck I WOULD BE FEELING ALL TYPES OF THINGS. The lean over to get closer, a tear just ran down my leg. Yotha and his hands.Arm wearing arcs shirt is very cute. Very cute. 9/10 Okay bye!

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Four Stars

The group meshes so well. Thame is trying to get all of the hard members back first. Dylan lowkey look crazy but his face card is lethal. No fight lmao. Po is a good talker because he's convinced two of the members. He is putting his job on the line lmao because this guy reminded him of his ex lol. That is literally it. Thame is getting hotter and hotter every god damn scene holy fuck. That is the biggest fucking trap I have ever seen. "come get your friend's corpse?" KING WHAT THE FUCK?Almost forgot it was a love story and not let’s get the band back together. 8/10. Okay bye!
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Capatalism

Had no idea this shit was out and now I have 27 things on my watchlist. My man. Also, not a clue what this is about but I am here for Est and him alone. Are these all the mofos in Lykn? Lego and William are my biases. Love at first sight. William is Thame lmao.CAPATALISM!!! OH YEAH BABY. What a doll. What a duo. Ming and Tae, Drake and Sammy, what a duo. This is capitalism if I have ever seen it. Going band for band, for blackmail is crazy. Po is projecting so much right now but he is correct. Calling in sick right now for work. This is actually really cute. Interesting take on corporate success but thats fine. Good start though. 9/10 Okay bye!

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Jan 2, 2025

Cool

How fun. we have the same haircut so that makes us brothers. I love random brother troops. It’s my favorite. Peak random jump.The people in the crowd came to deliver and slays. Ignore the fact that he was holding one and is now holding two but that is fine. 9/10 Okay bye!
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Oct 21, 2024

freak

This show is eating lowkey and I see Boss and Noeul in the next one and can't wait. Peat is an amazing actor holy fuck. I have seen the water throwing scene a lot and I think it is very funny actually.A good way to make sure people know she is crazy, but I know she is going to come back even harder. They have a 10-year age gap in this, that is insane. That changes their dynamic a lot actually. Okay bye!
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Oct 20, 2024

ate

I don't know the girl's names but the model one is an actual case of weaponized fucking incompetence, pretending to not be able to do shit. The lighting and makeup are actually so perfect because they are eating this up. I swear to god if he wears these shorts one more time. "You deserve a refund," that was funny as fuck for a comment about a fake boob job.Why did that rock cause him to freak out? Still thinking about that. His dad is a predator? Or an abuser or both, I don't know. That was very far, on Rak's part, very derogatory, and really had no business saying that. "I will even howl for you," Dude what? Rak is not used to compliments, I can tell. FORT IS SO FINE AND HE KNOWS IT. Why does Rak have the most seductive pajamas on? I love hickies in dramas, it brings it to life even more. The difference in their outfits is very cute and I love it. They both have daddy issues. They have sex a lot and that's real. Loud moaner though because I HAVE THE VOLUME ON ONE AND I CAN STILL HERE HIM. More hickies. That is a lot. They have crazy tension. I have to watch Fire Island for my English project and this is hindering my abilities. Everything about this is beautiful, the lighting, the makeup, the contrast, gorgeous. Dude they have known each other for less than two weeks. 9.5/10, they are cute as fuck. Okay bye!

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Oct 16, 2024

We are way too many couples

Okay, I am gonna take a break to eat after I finish my quizlet. Episode 11 curse? But we have 5 more to go? Lol, I don't know, this whole thing is a curse. Looking up at him like you are some helpless fuck, waiting for a man to save you.We are way too many couples. This art shit is so real and is making me feel like shit for not working on my art right now. Quizlet done. We are observant and in love. A dog and a cat is the dynamic for Peem and Phum. Phum is a freak dude. Kiss v4, I think. I am gonna stop counting because they make out a lot. Tan getting excited to see Fang was very cute. I love cute kisses that aren't a big deal, they make me happy. Phum is a traumatized kid turned evil by society. I am glad we are finally getting some lore but I am also going to sleep now lol. We are back, lol. Q smiling is peak, that is very cute. Tan is a freak seven days a week dude, look his fucking veins on his hands. Freak seven days a week. Random ass sex scene. I did not expect Tan and Fang to be the first sex scene. Not the condescending Smile dude run the fuck. Kluen bro. I mean good for Phum. Whoever ended that right there is a freak dude. Okay bye!

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Oct 12, 2024

legitness

Peak Sun taking advantage of the fact Mork has no other transportation. Also, the subtitles are wack. Update there are none. That took me 1:30 to notice lol. English (United States) work lol, go AMERICA!!!!! I love it here, but only when there are subtitles for Dark Blue Kiss lol. I would crash out too Rain. Pete has terrible stage fright bro. That is real, I feel that. He gets very nervous and I can get behind that. Terrible fucking friends. He freaks out so much. Oh, he is scared of public speaking. He does not like being judged. Sun and his smirks are making me feral. He is fine as a motherfucker. That is fully on the shop owner for chucking soup at someone lol.Rain is gonna crash out v8. Pete is rightfully angry. Non is a gaslighter bro. Kao is very much uncomfortable. Pete has every right to be angry, bro. People like Non are annoying as fuck. Sticking his nose where it shouldn't belong and gaslighting people around him with this nice guy personality. Non is fucking with Pete, genuinely. Pete and Mork are very similar. Non knows they are together and is just being irritating. He has every right to be mad. Non's switch-up was good fucking acting, I love it. Non is a nice guys finish last kind of guy so he’s nice to people but deep down he is an asshole and like a manipulator and I think that’s a great role that we need. Great acting. Non it’s fucking with Pete to make him seem like the crazy bitch around his friends. Everyone in Pete’s life does him besides Kao. I would lose my shit like that if I was around that kind of people as well (which I am lol). Non just wants to fuck around and find out I would punch his ass in the face. Suddenly, I’m Pete bro. Fuck, dude. What we hate about other people is what we hate about ourselves. I’m having this problem with Pete right now because I’m sitting there and his friends are just calling him an asshole because he’s literally in the right and he’s just speaking his truth and that’s what I hate about him, that he’s an asshole, but I see myself in him, problematic. Also, Non and Pete are the same. They’re both troubled and want to prove themselves. Just non-is doing it correctly and Pete is not. Mork fucked that up no auto-tune needed. First kiss core. AMERICA MENTIONED RAHHHH!!! Mork genuinely seethes bro. Luckily that didn’t hit him on the back of the head. Okay bye!

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slim thick

The guys who play JJ and Metas have a lot of tension irl. Why is the soundtrack different lol? Why is it still bumping? What did JJ say? In one ear out the other, keep your legs shut. The longer you wait wan the more it is gonna hurt. The longer the wait bro. And using JJ as leverage is crazy work lol. They are getting freaky again. Fuck fuck. Moral delema (idk how to spell and grammarly a bitch). He can't afford his rent bro, tell him. Of course, he didn't tell him. Fuck. Great NC scene lol. Beautiful camera work. 44:40 Why is wan slim thick? He got no ass but looks like an hourglass. BIG BOOTY ALL IN MY FACE. I can't even focus on the plot anymore lol. He sees him as his father bro that's even sadder. I am gonna be so honest I don't even know what happened at the end because of that big booty. Why is wan slim thick bro? Ten out of ten because of his ass lol. Does that make me shallow or a horny teenage boy? Both. Uh yep, I am sleeping now. Okay bye!

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9.5 bc the soundtrack at the end was bumping

Watching the special clip before I start. Thats really funny that he ate too much stir fry his modeling career got ruined. Embarrassing fr fr. He misses his girl I guess, who left him for a Russian. Chef's memories of his ex changing into Wan were very cute. Wait why are they beefing? Being rich and alone is just sad. I was not expecting auto to get out lol. I feel like I am actually watching a cooking show right now lol. SNITCH. Fucking snitch. They are making this so fucking sad lol. Good way to send him off chef and save face. Damn uh, what's his name? The rich guy, is actually alone that's sad as fuck. It was a plan to attack too. That’s really sad. I have that same suit he has lol. Mine is better looking though. Bro JJ is just like you, he is an empath asshole lol. Metas just is less of an empath asshole. That's deep, I think I do stuff just to do it, it doesn’t have to be beneficial as long as it makes me happy. Like watching dramas and having friends, it makes me happy and I think that's good enough. His having his family's picture up is lowkey depressing because it is everywhere. That would just make me feel more lonely. What is this tension bro? Insane. Whoever is on the soundtrack fire them immediately. Metas is very embarrassed. I can tell. I think it’s cause he’s not used to the attention. They have the same hair color lol. Same grown-out hair lol. JJ is sexy as fuck lol. No game, zero rizz. He’s got no game lol. STOP HE IS TRYING TO GET IT. While he's cripple bro. Huh? Damn, just got cock blocked lol. Comparing to the ex but replacing your memories of her with him is nice. Who made that bumping-ass soundtrack lol. That was a crazy way to end it. Stay woke. Okay bye!

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Develop a little more

Not even going to lie I am obsessed with their dynamic of clumsy and aggressive but still care. I like it a lot. STOP SMELLING HIM. Not him sliding on him lol. I actually fucking hate restaurants like that, that have set menus and you can't order anything but that lol. Smelling basil on him even when you guys aren't in the kitchen is a little weird lol. Brother, why is everyone always trying to get behind him lol? Help, why is everyone so suspicious? JJ actually has a job oh shit. JJ cannot be a travel physical therapist with this anger issues he has lol. Using the same clips lol. That's real, save that money and everyone's time. Okay, this customer is for sure having an allergic reaction so anything that happens to him is on him because he said he didn't have any allergies. Bruh just said he didn't have allergies and then says he is allergic to fucking celery, what a bitch ass. Metas has no one to take care of him? Oh no, something to make JJ's heartless ass feel bad lol. Empath core. JJ is such an empath I can't. Uh chuer or whatever this guy's name is, likes Wan. He is obsessed with basil because of his mom, that's actually really sweet. I feel like they could have developed their crushes a little more because it feels a little rushed. Okay bye!

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Fire

He will probably get it because I don't know how else he would go on. This biggie. Big back, he is such a big back I can't. Me too. Bro is a food vlogger what did he think was going to happen? He is losing. Bro can't afford his bills lol. GASLIGHT, he's an icon. He needs to pay his bills. If someone ever blows smoke at me like that, I would kick their ass. he barely has 30 in his account lol. Selling a restaurant for 60k doesn't seem like a lot. Me and him have the same posture and I think the guy he's sharing a room with is going to be evil lol. Why is he violating him like that? Get back. He is trembling right now lol. EW. Bro what is he on about with this I want to eat chef. Why does his haircut keep changing lol? The man the myth the legend who I still think is bad guy. He is such a cutie though. Auto's body is making me wanna act UP. Me when me when me me when. Me when sexy man body, me when. And chef has gotta stop violating our boy bro. I'd say fuck you and your cheap ass fucking plates bitch and smack his ass. I like the pacing so far, it's actually pretty good. Okay bye!

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Sep 2, 2024

Fire

Heavy case of the one that got away. Damnit I knew he liked her. Wandee is falling hard right now, falling flat on his face. Someone get yak please before I do. Mr. Oh I don’t change my mind easily. Bro is moaning while he exercises because it's probably hard and he's getting war flashbacks. They are both this weird jealous, okay Rocky 10, I see you. Creed 4 type shit. Furry type shit. Secondhand embarrassment is so real hoky junk. Pretty good. Okay bye!
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Sep 2, 2024

We belong together

I fuck heavily with their personalities like the shut-in and possessive. Love to see it. They have this interesting chemistry that makes it not awkward and it’s just overall really good and I have to listen to the theme song every time because it is bumping.yak is a baddie. They both are but he is growing on me so much. Dr. Ter has a heavy case of the one-that-got-away syndrome. I think the necklace symbolizes them slowly falling in love with one another. EAT HIM UPPPP. Yes, tell him. Get over him, don't let this bozo trash-talk you. Yes, another banger trope added on. The fake dating. This show keeps getting better and better. This rocky ass shit I can't. We got some trama. His forgiving him randomly was a little wack but we have some trauma that will affect them later. Love to see it. Why didn’t he have that flashback earlier when he was on the road? Why did he just have it now? Why didn’t he have it earlier as well? all questions no answers yet.yak is the real MVP lol. Good episode lol. They’re going the right amount of speed and I love it. okay bye!

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Aug 17, 2024

we are the crystal gems type shit

Not the cop out i was expecting i am going to be honest. still watching but san is back up. i was expecting it but not really. i really wanted them to like fuck and then fuse the crystals but guess no. someone had their redemption. the crying was really good through out the show until that final bit before his death, that was too much. no i would be jumping in my mans grave saying take me with you bro, me and wee or vee i can't remember are so sinked. Let's see this final part and hope they dont cop out more. whoever was in charge of outfits (no chu's though, some of her outfits were so fucking ugly it was stressing me out more than the plot) and camera work needs a fat raise because that was really well done. nice cop out and good praising all of the ancestors and shit. all of the hard work paid off i guess. who is the real ms. wad? that is a really good question that i low key forgot about. good overall message through out though. don't dwell on the past when you have the future ahead. banger line by me i guess. That's the new headline. r.i.p have i run out of fate. they did have enough love plot, for love being in the title they didn't have enough love. i respect this cop out ending and this one only. the other cop outs in this got on my nerves and were annoying. they trying to fuck on the balcony. he has been waiting 100 years for that i guess. face card dont decline with these two. this scene where third is looking at san and wee is giving star in my mind with typhoon and dao and kluen. full circle moment i guess. so is wee now immortal or what? how does any of this work? they have gotten married like 3 times, insane. and it's over. well time to write my first review in a long time. Okay bye!

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