BurntBaguettes

Ruined

Because why would there ever be happiness at the end of an only-friends episode? ignoring the episode 5 review, I am going to write a paragraph or part for all of our stupid fucking couples.starting with Mew and Top because they were at the end. I will give it to Top; he was forced into that thing with Boston. People can say what they want, but he was forced into that, but he still didn't tell me, which still makes him bad. Oh, my god. Mews world came crashing down, and I could tell he knew about the party because of the backhanded stuff he was saying to top and everyone, bro. Shit was crazy and good for him, bro. He got lasik and saw right through his bullshit. Top should have told him before he got so involved in their relationship. I feel bad for you, bro. Now he is probably going to either be in the suicide era, the drug era, or the whore era. Or all three. That's really it for these bozos.Nick and Boston, because of the goofy ass scene of them in bed, were right before these two near the end. Boston has no reason to be mad at Nick Bro; you made those decisions, and now you can't handle the consequences, dumb bitch. Don't ever get mad at Nick, stupid. Nick is also in the wrong for not telling me straight up; even though he didn't directly know him, he should have said something sooner, bro. He needs to stop putting up with Boston's shit. Nick knows he has Boston wrapped around his fingers, but Boston keeps trying to get in his head, and its working. That's the only reason Nick keeps coming back to him. They had a cute little moment at the beginning; I think that is when Boston knew he was about to fall for Nick. I mean, I knew at least. And Boston has issues because of his dad. The way his dad was treating him and talking to him, and the fact that he was smiling like it was normal, told me that happened a lot and was normal at that point. So he is messed up for a reason.And Ray and Sand, bro. these two. Starting off with rays out burst. The drugs and alcohol made him wake up and want to be like Boston and ruin people's relationships. Ray's friends are fake as shit; they need to get this man help instead of decking him and sweeping that shit under the rug. Sand is trying to help, but he's definitely going to back off after this one just because of the whore line. He should have made sure Ray didn't drive. He only had that outburst because he was out of his mind and couldn't think straight. They should have set him up to rehab there, bro. He's obviously struggling with addiction, and the scolding and hitting him around isn't making it better. Everyone is mad because they treat their partners like shit, and Ray exposed it. I still like Ray, no matter what he said to Sand, but I am fully blaming that on the drugs and alcohol. He was stumbling and just overall looked very out of it. His eyes were huge, and he was smiling a little too much. Get my boy some help. Okay, thats it. okay bye!

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GREAT FIRST EPISODE

LOUISSS. Also, I ship Mark and poon so much lmao. This is so much fun and I have been beyond excited for this show. How are they completely dry? Lmao. Pulling these pictures straight from junior’s performative instagram. The shirtless picture look ai tho. Random time jump of one week. Junior is so sexy. Time jump again. Time jump again this time by months. This hurts but its so cute. HELLO??? Why are we getting freaky? Huhhh? Okay so the time jumps are intentional because they are supposed to get married quickly because hes lying to him. Moral of the story you really dont know who you are marrying and it is so bad. This show is causing me to spiral lmao. Whose god damn baby is that? Holy bubble pop. Good set up for our first couple. Using all our budget on these outdoor surround sound shots lmao. Its like seeing an exxx. Lmao, just fell straight into the water. OHMMMM I MISSED YOU KITTEN. Hes my daddy. I can’t even be happy for them lmao. Cute moments except poons dirty feet. Them both pausing before the proposal and signing the marriage is peak. bro is folding under Zero pressure im dead. Dont fall for the target but it was love at first sight baby. Ahhhhh love themmmmm. This is gonna be so fun. it WAS AN INTENTIONAL JUMP THE GUN, Which sets up the show nicely. 9/10 okay bye!

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