Where did it all go wrong . . .
*cracks knuckles and sips coffee*
Right. So . . . I called Pit Babe S1 "that girl." She's messy and toxic, but attractive and fun to be around.
S2, on the other hand . . .
S2 did allow for some theorizing about powers and plans and plenty of fun, cringey moments, and breadcrumbs of intriguing side couples to enjoy, but . . .
How to pit this kindly but also crudely because I'm upset at the last-minute, dumpster-fire of a finale we were "treated" to with loose ends enough to tie shoelaces and character choices so inconsistent you question your sanity/eyes on top of the very not-put together other episodes we got before . . .
Pit Babe S2 was "that girl" if she became your roommate, found AO3 and dived a little too deep into it, and then got wasted at a party one night, came home, and started loudly telling you about her latest idea for a fanfic while banging cupboard doors open and closed looking for a cup and tripping over all the carpets before passing out mid-conversation before waking up a minute later to tell you the ending she somehow came up with while passed out before finally passing out for the night on your couch and then you wake up the next morning to her groggily making coffee and after making eye contact with you forcing you to sit down and read said fanfic she told you the night before and it is kind of hilarious but also ridiculous (just like the situation you're in) and you feel kind of bad for that girl/your roommate so you smile and say "it's nice."
Does that make sense? Is that hard to understand? Is it satisfying?
Congratulations, you just vicariously experienced the finale of S2 of Pit Babe with me without even having to watch it!😁
Do I recommend it? *simultaneously shrugs and sighs*
Right. So . . . I called Pit Babe S1 "that girl." She's messy and toxic, but attractive and fun to be around.
S2, on the other hand . . .
S2 did allow for some theorizing about powers and plans and plenty of fun, cringey moments, and breadcrumbs of intriguing side couples to enjoy, but . . .
How to pit this kindly but also crudely because I'm upset at the last-minute, dumpster-fire of a finale we were "treated" to with loose ends enough to tie shoelaces and character choices so inconsistent you question your sanity/eyes on top of the very not-put together other episodes we got before . . .
Pit Babe S2 was "that girl" if she became your roommate, found AO3 and dived a little too deep into it, and then got wasted at a party one night, came home, and started loudly telling you about her latest idea for a fanfic while banging cupboard doors open and closed looking for a cup and tripping over all the carpets before passing out mid-conversation before waking up a minute later to tell you the ending she somehow came up with while passed out before finally passing out for the night on your couch and then you wake up the next morning to her groggily making coffee and after making eye contact with you forcing you to sit down and read said fanfic she told you the night before and it is kind of hilarious but also ridiculous (just like the situation you're in) and you feel kind of bad for that girl/your roommate so you smile and say "it's nice."
Does that make sense? Is that hard to understand? Is it satisfying?
Congratulations, you just vicariously experienced the finale of S2 of Pit Babe with me without even having to watch it!😁
Do I recommend it? *simultaneously shrugs and sighs*
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