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Day-time TV eat your heart out! Watch and learn...
By heck they don’t make makjang like they used to! You have to go to J-drama now if you want to find this level of hot, sweaty testosterone on display. Forced kisses, women dragged around, and all things beyond and in-between (there’s even a good splash of Master/slave in there). Beware, shrinking violets, this one is not for you. But if you are of a more robust mindset and like your melodrama vicious, toxic, wet and wailing, then this will absolutely be the ticket.
Who else but Ji Sung could be evil incarnate one minute and hot stuff the next, whilst doing a brilliant impression of a belligerent, sulky teenager not getting his own way. Hang Jung Eum takes on the role of the suffering angel with the patience of a snail, the heart of a sticky chocolate pudding and the destiny of a lump of rancid fat. Normally it’s an ahjumma that parades a face like a slapped arse, but here it’s Bae Soo Bin who takes on that role and plays it with relish. As for Lee Da Hee, it’s a masterclass in “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”!
The plot is fairly straightforward and guessable from the get-go, but it still leads you a dance where all the characters are given ample opportunity to balance on a moral knife edge and come up wanting. Prepare yourself for gut wrenching twists, heart rending suffering, and miraculous character transformations. The pain and torment of the innocent (and not so innocent) is offered up as a sacrifice to cruel fate and revenge, and the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune rain down on everyone. And yes, those arrows are pretty outrageous. In anguish, in fortitude, in sickness and in revenge, it’s all supercharged and in there. “No matter how I try to erase you like an incurable disease from my heart” (actual song lyrics, end Ep13). What a wonderful, explosive mixture it is.
It spins along at a rollicking pace, with a touch of middle age sag that tightens up again later. And it all unfolds along well-worn tracks like a pilgrimage to the Wailing Wall. But, by gosh, it’s a thrilling, compulsive ride.
And of course it’s full of characters that in real life you’d give a twenty mile berth to in order to avoid touching them with a barge pole. In fact, all of them wave so many red flags it’s like being at a communist party rally. But hey, this is makjang. Just deserts will be got, and the twisted will be stretched on tenterhooks until they become straight, then woven with remorse and sacrifice until they become the very fabric of the community. Just roll with it and you’ll have sooo much fun.
How can I not give it an 8, for being a perfect example of outrageous, sumptuous makjang, in all its over-blown, toxic glory. Or is it perhaps a 3, for breaking every woke rule in the book. Only you know yourself well enough to decide.
Ahhhh, thanks “Secret” for the explosive laughter. Nothing like it to warm the cockles of your heart and cheer you up every time. That’s when you’re not sobbing of course. Cue violins and angelic choirs…
NB Currently (Jan 2025) showing on VIKI under the title “Secret Love”
Who else but Ji Sung could be evil incarnate one minute and hot stuff the next, whilst doing a brilliant impression of a belligerent, sulky teenager not getting his own way. Hang Jung Eum takes on the role of the suffering angel with the patience of a snail, the heart of a sticky chocolate pudding and the destiny of a lump of rancid fat. Normally it’s an ahjumma that parades a face like a slapped arse, but here it’s Bae Soo Bin who takes on that role and plays it with relish. As for Lee Da Hee, it’s a masterclass in “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”!
The plot is fairly straightforward and guessable from the get-go, but it still leads you a dance where all the characters are given ample opportunity to balance on a moral knife edge and come up wanting. Prepare yourself for gut wrenching twists, heart rending suffering, and miraculous character transformations. The pain and torment of the innocent (and not so innocent) is offered up as a sacrifice to cruel fate and revenge, and the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune rain down on everyone. And yes, those arrows are pretty outrageous. In anguish, in fortitude, in sickness and in revenge, it’s all supercharged and in there. “No matter how I try to erase you like an incurable disease from my heart” (actual song lyrics, end Ep13). What a wonderful, explosive mixture it is.
It spins along at a rollicking pace, with a touch of middle age sag that tightens up again later. And it all unfolds along well-worn tracks like a pilgrimage to the Wailing Wall. But, by gosh, it’s a thrilling, compulsive ride.
And of course it’s full of characters that in real life you’d give a twenty mile berth to in order to avoid touching them with a barge pole. In fact, all of them wave so many red flags it’s like being at a communist party rally. But hey, this is makjang. Just deserts will be got, and the twisted will be stretched on tenterhooks until they become straight, then woven with remorse and sacrifice until they become the very fabric of the community. Just roll with it and you’ll have sooo much fun.
How can I not give it an 8, for being a perfect example of outrageous, sumptuous makjang, in all its over-blown, toxic glory. Or is it perhaps a 3, for breaking every woke rule in the book. Only you know yourself well enough to decide.
Ahhhh, thanks “Secret” for the explosive laughter. Nothing like it to warm the cockles of your heart and cheer you up every time. That’s when you’re not sobbing of course. Cue violins and angelic choirs…
NB Currently (Jan 2025) showing on VIKI under the title “Secret Love”
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