Jeng really said: "I've waited for this for 10 episodes and I'm not waiting any longer. Let's get it on directly…
I wish more couples would do the lift butt onto kitchen counter after confession. We all know most dramas couples are suppressed virgins. Let them have cake and eat it, too 😜
Thank you to those who checked in on me. I am still alive and have survived the latest episode of Jengvitis.
That being said, y’all almost lost me because I lost my breath several times. Somebody check in on Patty because Zaddy ate that up 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HE CAME TO SERVE & LEFT NO CRUMBS. Like, let me breathe! Nong Pat’s alias is now PATTY CAKE. He got that cake good.
That tongue action got me seeing Jesus. The hand action & car scene. Nope. Not today. I will not succumb to temptation & let Satan take over. I had to meditate for survival. I had to light some sage, y’all.
Patty over here crying over his mediocre job while I’m here crying over that body. For fuck’s sake, Patty! Quit & get on with it. A job or Zaddy who can cook, whisper sweet nothings in English & feeds the homeless?! Sign me up for unemployment.
But seriously. Patty should come to California. We got a drought here.
That being said, y’all almost lost me because I lost my breath several times. Somebody check in on Patty because Zaddy ate that up 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HE CAME TO SERVE & LEFT NO CRUMBS. Like, let me breathe! Nong Pat’s alias is now PATTY CAKE. He got that cake good.
That tongue action got me seeing Jesus. The hand action & car scene. Nope. Not today. I will not succumb to temptation & let Satan take over. I had to meditate for survival. I had to light some sage, y’all.
Patty over here crying over his mediocre job while I’m here crying over that body. For fuck’s sake, Patty! Quit & get on with it. A job or Zaddy who can cook, whisper sweet nothings in English & feeds the homeless?! Sign me up for unemployment.