SweetV

That tongue got them crumbs good.

Haterade tastes good week after week, I guess

I fucking love her. She’s my spirit animal.

I wish more couples would do the lift butt onto kitchen counter after confession. We all know most dramas couples are suppressed virgins. Let them have cake and eat it, too 😜

Jesus took the wheel on this ride. We were all clutching our seatbelts.

DID I ENJOY?! I loved it like a fat kid loves cake.

He wanted Patty cake.

I’m crying because he won’t stop crying. 😭 😭

But seriously. Patty should come to California. We got a drought here.

He got cake so good, it changed his life, thus, new hair new man

I scrolled just for this comment. You did not fail, bestie

Was it Bowl Haircut? Because homeboy was giving side eyes all over the place

Sis Chot is the saving grace! Her pep talk with Patty got me all fucked up.

Thank you to those who checked in on me. I am still alive and have survived the latest episode of Jengvitis.

That being said, y’all almost lost me because I lost my breath several times. Somebody check in on Patty because Zaddy ate that up 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HE CAME TO SERVE & LEFT NO CRUMBS. Like, let me breathe! Nong Pat’s alias is now PATTY CAKE. He got that cake good.

That tongue action got me seeing Jesus. The hand action & car scene. Nope. Not today. I will not succumb to temptation & let Satan take over. I had to meditate for survival. I had to light some sage, y’all.

Patty over here crying over his mediocre job while I’m here crying over that body. For fuck’s sake, Patty! Quit & get on with it. A job or Zaddy who can cook, whisper sweet nothings in English & feeds the homeless?! Sign me up for unemployment.

Hi friend! I’m munching on breakfast as we speak and have already ordered lunch to prepare myself. Today’s episode is going to be 🥵

HAPPY JENGVITIS DAY Y’ALL!!!

YES. He’s the epitome of “woe is me” with no real character developments so it’s difficult to root for him

In Cali, there are laws to protect us innocent civilians from such crimes that Zaddy’s been engaging in- too much sex appeal from a sole personnel, drinking while under the sex influence & causing a pandemic known as Jengvitis.

Oh goodness, friend. I hung on tighter than that towel around Zaddy Jeng’s waist. It drained me. But oh how I wish it was Zaddy who drained me and not the story 😝

If I could take a shot each time Patty scowled, I would need to take my ass to AA stat. I found myself scowling as well because I wanted this episode to make sense.

How did you like it?

We’re a riot here. We got nothing to lose except our sanity over Zaddy Jeng 🥵

SHE SAID KNEES, Y’ALL 💀💀💀💀