SweetV

He left feeling extremely shooketh but we’re here like- ok drama queen. Have a seat.

THIS. This helped it make sense! Thank you for that! So Patty has been so oblivious in his own world that he has yet to notice Jeng be liking men (!!!!!)
So you gon be all over MY man in da club thinking he was straight?!!! Gtfo Patty.

That shit choked the horny sanity out of you!

THE DAMN TOWEL was the biggest cockblocker. Literally 💀

Omg don’t get me started on that smile. It’s like butter.

Throw all you got! Hands! Feet! Arms! Elbows! Knees! Toes!

What in the actual fuckery bestie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀 💀

It’s been changed, friend. I’ve caught this disease long ago.

💀 💀 Better cancel that Life Alert subscription & a prescription of Viagra, girl

“If there's a remedy
I'll run from it” 🎶 i’m running like it’s the zombie apocalypse

We all just merrily Jeng-a-linging along , bestie

Yes yes to Put being off putting. Ha! I’ve been waiting to use that reference. He’s such a petty bitch for doing that and making those snarky comments to Jeng.

I absolutely love, love that they showed Pat trying to get over Put and Jeng not being aggressive about his pursuit. That’s a real man. If they let Jeng come on to Pat, that would be such a low move because Pat could always contribute that to him being sad and vulnerable. Although, homeboy has always been sad and vulnerable.

It’s like a gay panic but not really a gay panic? I’m making shit up

I’m about to break my own plate that said “Jeng’s abs”

It’s a full time job and we ain’t getting paid

NO.
HE AINT YOURS NO MO.
I’m currently pregnant with his baby.

No one better create a vaccine. Let us suffer in peace.

I rewinded many, many times and I did it in the most disrespectful way.

The pandemic 💀
Jeng’s about to wipe out an entire continent.

Y’ALL.
SEND.
HELP.

I’ve got a bad case of JENGVITIS. I don’t want no vaccine, either. Just let me die in his arms.

He’s such a green flag, it ain’t even green. It’s neon with flashing lights.

How you gonna order appetizers, the main course, AND boba?! 🧋

That beautiful speech in the club.
Pat, THERE’S NO FUCKING CRYING IN THE CLUB. Stop that.

Edit: THAT BODY. ZADDY. CALL ME AN AMBULANCE. He