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Sluts Need Love, Too!
This was pretty horrible, although there were some redeeming factors. Here are my pros and cons:
PROS
EYE CANDY. Hot men, hot bodies, hot NC scenes. Basically like PornHub without actual genitals being shown (but they were rubbed through shorts!). Here's to cheap thrills.
MELODRAMA. I appreciate some good, old-fashioned, over-the-top telenovela melodrama, and this gave us its fair share.
MUSIC. The music was quite nice.
CINEMATOGRAPHY. Oxin always delivers in this area, and this was no exception.
CONS
STORY. It was so ridiculous. Were we somehow supposed to feel something for any of these characters? Everybody just went around banging each other, yet acted like they all found the loves of their lives. "Oh, you're my one and only true love! We'll be together FOREVER... oh wait, there's some hot dick over there, excuse me while I join a group orgy. I mean, you'll forgive me, right... because I'm only human. You're really the only one for me! Forgive me, please? I'll just die if you don't. And I'll cry too! Pretty please?"
Puh-leeze. The "sad ending" gave me zero feelings. Welcome to "Sluts R Us!"
3.5, and that's a stretch.
PROS
EYE CANDY. Hot men, hot bodies, hot NC scenes. Basically like PornHub without actual genitals being shown (but they were rubbed through shorts!). Here's to cheap thrills.
MELODRAMA. I appreciate some good, old-fashioned, over-the-top telenovela melodrama, and this gave us its fair share.
MUSIC. The music was quite nice.
CINEMATOGRAPHY. Oxin always delivers in this area, and this was no exception.
CONS
STORY. It was so ridiculous. Were we somehow supposed to feel something for any of these characters? Everybody just went around banging each other, yet acted like they all found the loves of their lives. "Oh, you're my one and only true love! We'll be together FOREVER... oh wait, there's some hot dick over there, excuse me while I join a group orgy. I mean, you'll forgive me, right... because I'm only human. You're really the only one for me! Forgive me, please? I'll just die if you don't. And I'll cry too! Pretty please?"
Puh-leeze. The "sad ending" gave me zero feelings. Welcome to "Sluts R Us!"
3.5, and that's a stretch.
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