Hello my favs; Did you read the script for the last few episodes?
This is tragic. TRAGIC.Because I am willing to forgive SO MUCH.
Ding Yuxi and Esther Yu. I adore you both. Your chemistry is amazing. 10 out of 10. No notes. Most adorable couple ever. Beautiful. Fun. So very sweet. When you're both on screen I can't take my eyes away. I really and truly enjoyed the first half of this with extreme gusto. You two have such a great vibe with your adopted son. I loved it. I was here for it. I wholly enjoyed watching you two fall for each other. So adorable.
But no matter how great this was, I cannot escape from the unfortunate reality that Love Game Eastern Fantasy shits the bed at around episode 19.
Now I still watched, I was never offended, and there were plenty of character beats and story pieces that I liked. The In-Story ending was fine. Not great, but serviceable. However, the larger meta ending is a giant sack of floppy moldy dicks. We cannot escape the fact that the show just stopped even pretending to be about Ling Miao Miao, and makes everything about Mu Sheng. I almost cried, what the hell is the point of a transmigration story if the heroine forgets she's transmigrated?! Why can't she just be the star of the show? Why can't this story be about Ling Miao Miao? Why do we have to constantly sideline female leads for male ones?! Instead of writing a smart, competent, and INFORMED heroine, they have to neuter Ling Mia Miao in order to tell the same-ass boring story as the original novel told...but isn't the point of transmigrating is that you side-line the plot?
Nevermind that a late reveal calls into question the very fundamentals of their worldbuilding. Seriously. STOP INVALIDATING YOUR OWN PREMISES, C-DRAMA. I'M TIRED OF THIS LAZY SEXIST BULLSHIT.
I am very frustrated. So much about this is great. Ding Yuxi and Esther Yu are amazing. Ensemble Cast Chemistry? Great. The backstory? Tropey, but good. 2nd fml and ml? Actually interesting! Adorable little Bamboo son? SO CUTE. Costumes? Excellent. Ancillary characters? Engaging. Yeeeah, some of the demon world-building is a little wobbly, but it's not egregious. Water Demons? SO COOL. Palace drama? Not bad! It's a solid foundation, so it really and truly is a pity that the whole thing falters in the last act and leaves a skidmark on the landing.
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When they promise NeW and Different!! and deliver the same old.
While this show started strong, it slowly loses steam and abandons most of the things that made it original and intriguing until you're left with another bland costume thing which grows increasingly similiar to all the other bland costume things you've seen. It never becomes unwatchable, but I did become frustrated with it because it set itself up as defying convention, and then repeatedly chickened out and reverted to typeThe initial premise is that 'K' transmigrates into the novel The Obsessive Tyrant as the side character Cha Seon Chaek. She immediately manages to get messy drunk and decides she's going to watch the titular tyrant Prince Gyeong Seong meet-cute heroine Cho Eun Ae. Except, she's derailed the plot too much, and it's she who gets the meet cute. Or, y'know, drunkenly accosts the guy. By being both audacious and offering empathy and understanding to Prince Gyeong Seong (because of her knowledge of the character) she SOMEHOW (I wish they had elucidated whose impetus it was, it feels like a major missing element) ends up in bed with him. He then fixates on her because she popped his cherry. And like, Girl, I am so here for it. What sort of nasty shit did y'all get into that he was so desperate to have that sex on lock down? Like, for real. She has to have been the top. I hope she rode his face.
So we have this messy, horny fangirl. Fun, right? I want to watch her disaster through this. I hope she trips on a banana peel and accidentally pegs him.
Yeah, I know. It was too much to hope for. But hope springs eternal, darn it!
While Seo Hyun is very charming, and is working her ass off carrying this thing on pure charisma... this is another script with a very carelessly written female lead. Cha Seon Chaek's previous identity matters so little it doesn't even rate a name. The show paints her interest in the novel The Obsessive Tyrant rather sheepishly as a depression-fueled indulgence bourne of a recent friendship collapse. That collapse is THE ONLY THING we know about K's life in the modern world, and we only know about it because it serves as a minor roadblock to her relationship with Yi Beon. Once she transmigrates and bangs Prince Gyeong Seong she drops the depression and becomes quite perky and bold-spirited; essentially like any other FL. Her actions also become more like those of a stock character, not of a modern woman with a head full of plot and character knowledge. Do you think she's going to form a real friendship with her maid character, instead of treating her like an appendage? She isn't. Will she use deep character analysis and genre-savvy narrative deconstruction to understand evolving character motives and defy expectations? She won't. Does she cook a meal with utmost confidence which she serves to the ML that turns out to be awful? She does.
It's especially weird because she's meant to screw up the plot-- except she does such a mid job at it the show introduces a couple of other characters who are just there to obfuscate. Since Cha Seon Chaek's relationship with Prince Gyeong Seong causes less trouble than the original one with Cho Eun Ae, they even have to add a new antagonist. Which feels...dumb. Because the antagonist is someone who probably should have appeared in the original novel because he helps resolve Prince Gyeong Seong's story.
And because it makes Cha Seon Chaek's presence feel somewhat extraneous. In the end very little of the plot is really about Cha Seon Chaek in any significant way, which is a very great shame to me. It all is tragically low stakes and low effort. She doesn't even really, truly, properly get worried that when the story 'ends' she might STOP EXISTING. And I want to dig into a character who doesn't think that's a cause for alarm.
Almost all the conflict and agency belongs to Yi Beon. He has a tragic back story, it's his situation that they need to extricate themselves from, its he who needs to grow and change as a person. Ok Taec Yeon does a fine job with his part, but it's nothing you haven't seen before. His interactions with her family are fun and sweet, he does a great job of looking at her adoringly and hinting that she should probably do Reverse Cowgirl again, same old.
Everything else goes exactly as you've seen before; the former Heroine becomes a villain for reasons not entirely clear, a former female villain/rival gets redeemed, the 2ML is generally useless, there is some vague thematic work with fathers which is so badly attended it might as well not be there, no questions about the nature of reality are asked or answered, no pegging is confirmed, and nobody was harmed in the making of this drama.
It's like ordering a fun sounding cocktail, only to find out it's orange soda with some tajin on the rim. Orange soda is fine, great, if that's what you intended to order; but you kind of wanted the exciting cocktail they advertised. But they think the tajin will distract you from the fact that it's orange soda, the same as Fanta and Sunkist and Crush and Jarritos. It's orange soda. So long as you know and want orange soda going in, you'll be fine.
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An inoffensive time with two bottoms and their crew.
Could Suspicious Partner have used three more episodes for a little breathing room? Absolutely.But, there's a certain economy to Suspicious Partner which I've learned to appreciate. It doesn't overestimate it's intelligence or drag it's feet. It spends its runtime exactly where it needs to, no dead ends, no unnecessary outside interference making things needlessly elaborate, no red herrings. The plot relies on coincidence a lot, but since this is one of those Drama worlds where only twenty-odd people exist, it's fine. It all feels relatively safe; like there's crime, sure, but the Safeties are engaged for all the major characters; even if a main character should get stabbed, he can still win a fist-fight. Pleasantly safe, because, really, we aren't meant to be too invested in the plot. Just enough to get a few little whodunit thrills.
We are meant to be invested in Yagi Yusei and Saito Kyoko, and largely I was. They are both adorable, have a really pleasant vibe... but they both radiate the biggest bottom energy. Actually, most of the cast did. They were all pretty passive and chill, which helped the low key vibe, but hell. Tosa Kazunari as Yoneda was the closest we got to a Top, and he just didn't have the chutzpah to herd this collection of cats. They're all pretty nice people, on the whole, which is also a great break from watching shows with parades of assholes. The female characters have lots of agency, and nobody is too stupid to live. The casting really makes this a nice watch, even if a lot of the time you're just watching them chat.
Is it great? No. Legitimately nothing is fleshed out enough to be properly significant. It feels like there should be major themes with grief and job-loss and betrayal, but the show refuses to be a downer, no matter how many corpses turn up. It does not criticize or idealize it's justice systems. It focuses in tight on individuals, though even their stories are not very in depth. Also, it seems like lawyers have to do a lot of investigative work in Japan. Shouldn't the cops be doing A LOT of this?
Eh, I can't bring myself to care. But not in a bad way. Just in a way where I get to watch them all be pleasant at each other.
Special recognition to Yagi Yusei's multiple pairs of fancy pajamas. I about died when he turned up with a third set. Like. How many ridiculously printed pajamas does this man own? Can we talk about it? It's such a odd thing about his character, who in all other respects is going for a semi-ice prince/awkward potato thing. Dude just has elaborate bedtime apparel.
Since this is a remake, I suspect this was on fast-forward, just hitting the highlights of the original series with out the draggy bits. But the actors are keen, and plotting is tidy and there's a kind of virtue in something this frothy and unconcerned with it's own gravity.
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It's not as ribald as you think; for the better.
This has to be one of the most interesting 'Sex' shows I've ever seen as an window into a culture, and for what it's accomplishing in terms of education and story telling.Wonderfully, finally, here are fully-formed and rather realistic stories about women examining romance and sex and where the two intersect. Son Hui Jae and Lee Mi Na are familiar character archetypes. Lee Mi Na is the sexually liberated but emotionally closed off one, and Son Hui Jae is the one in a long term but unsatisfying relationship. Their stories are not going to shock you, but they're not supposed to. They're supposed to be relatable. Indeed, these are familiar ways women deal with sex and romance; they lead with sex and only sex, or they subvert their sexuality in the name of romantic harmony. Neither method works, and the show takes time to explore the feelings that led to both of these women making the choices they have, and what motivates them to make different choices. Both romantic storylines are sweet without shying away from the realities of adult relationships. This show really does belong to the women. It's one of the few shows I've seen where side characters are almost always women. There are really only four significant male characters. Everybody is pretty well-written here, our leading ladies particularly so, with Kang In Chan edging out Chae U Jae and Kim Hyeon U by a narrow margin. All the side characters get their moments; the show didn't feel the need to give everyone a huge backstory, but we dipped a toe into the brains of a lot of women, which was very nice. This isn't a dire watch; it's upbeat, funny, sexy, bright, authentic and whimsical.
The other function here is, inescapably, that of sexual education. They are seriously front-loading you with a lot of the sort of things that should be taught, but often aren't and can be revolutionary to some minds. Like that masturbation is healthy for you, sex toys are fun and not a commentary on skill, that sexual thoughts are okay- that you are entitled to have a sexually satisfying relationship with your partner. This is accomplished on several fronts; in the most direct way the girls will read their podcast script, which also includes comments from the 'public'. There are statements made by in universe authorities like, an author, doctor and sex toy sales clerk. The theme of the episode will then be echoed in the narrative structure and the dialogue. Often, there are little vignettes expounding on a topic.
There are not actually a ton of graphic sex scenes- there's one in particular which is re-used a couple of times for specific effect, but this show isn't about watching characters bump and grind. It's about them navigating their own sexualties and sexual desires in a more introspective sense. You might watch some soft-core writhing, sure, but the voice-over playing makes it less about titillation. What do they want? Oh, here's what they want. Here's how it makes them feel. How do they get it? Communication is such a big deal here which is amazing. The show does not deal in ambiguities.
It does, however, quietly, gently, with the utmost care and kid gloves, take South Korean men to task. It gave me some insight into some of the behavior I have found strange in dramas. It's not the most overt criticism- the show spends way more time exploring women- but it is there, and it is worth feeling happy about. The show feels timely, even three years after its release. It's one of the few shows I've seen that is even attempting to tackle the gender politics of South Korea in a serious way. For that I applaud it.
A quality watch for perverts, though the 'extreme sexual content' is more about the bluntness with which female pleasure is discussed and the number of vibrators and dildos onscreen. The sex these people are having is fairly vanilla- and there's nothing wrong with that. This show is doing more with talking about the psychology of sex and intimacy then the Heart Killers was doing with clothespins, and I am SO good with that.
Avoided a perfect 10 because our two leads were a little too Everywomen for my eclectic tastes, but I recognize the necessity of that. Overall a very good, fun and sexy watch!
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Have you ever met someone charismatic, hot and interesting, got to talking with them and first minutes of the conversation are great? And you're excited, you're like Yes, All This. All these things are such great points, lets dive deep! Then, the longer the conversation goes on, the more you realize that this person, for as articulate and charming as they are, has nothing to say? That their understanding of certain topics is juvenile at best.That's Somebody.
Which is an incredible shame. Somebody has real presence. Cinematography, sound design, sets and locations, acting, there is a lot of skill here. From Kim Sum's antiseptic, concrete surroundings, to Seong Yon O's half-destroyed, abandoned buildings, and Mok-Wan's neon purple lighting, there is a strong visual language. For the first few episodes I was absolutely hooked. This is a slow-paced show, but I wasn't initially bored by it. It's the sort of show which makes you sit with people's emotions in real time, that lingers.
Yet, as it wore on I realized that, much like the conversationalist above, Somebody brings up a lot of interesting topics, but fails to use them effectively or say anything about them. Or, often, fundamentally misunderstands them entirely. Autism, communication, empathy, sexuality, relationships with mothers, emotional connections, female desires, female sexual experiences, female friendship, disability, psychopathy, concerns about social media, ennui. All make appearances, but have no narrative through lines, thematic weight or pay-off. Yet, it also fails to simply be a meditation on any of those topics, which would require exploration. It feels like they had a checklist, and that's all they had to do. Mark it off, not explain it or understand it.
Nowhere is there hesitance and lack of understanding clearer than with Kim Sum. She is our POV character for the first half in the show, and she did initially make a compelling figure. She identifies as having Aspergers, though to me her behavior could read as Antisocial Personality Disorder, OCD or Autism. You always need to be careful when portraying a specific, named disorder, and care was not taken. Kang Hai Lim is beautiful, but all she's being called to do here is not emote. It works for a time, but when it comes time for her to start being proactive, or showing her thought processes beyond pure reaction the show chickens out and switches to two other POV characters. It obfuscates Kim Sum, it decides not to look into her complicated interior. I would rather have stuck with her for her entire journey. She's the character we've invested the most time in, so it seems strange not to let us follow her on her journey, however dark it is.
Not that I didn't like that Kim Sun had friends. Women so rarely get to have friends in K-Drama. But, these are such clumsy characters that all they ultimately end up doing is padding the run time. I could see, thematically, why Mok Won was there. She was spiritual and holistic grounding and an empathetic foil to Kim Sum and Yun-o. Gi-Eun was our connection to law enforcement, managing to be both a joke of a cop and a disabled character.
Because they've done the same thing with the characters; Oh, She's Disabled/has Asperger's/is a Gay Shaman, and then that's it. Absolutely no effort has gone into giving them cohesive thoughts, motivations or interior worlds. To the detriment of the plot; they're our main characters, we need to know why they're doing things and what they feel about them. Why does Gi-Eun keep taking her ass into situations that are so obviously stupidly dangerous even for the able-bodied? What exactly is her reasoning for her relationship wit Kim Sum? Where and why did Gi-Eun meet Mok-Won and why is Mok-won helping Kim Sum? Hell, why does Mok-Won keep not telling people things that she should? What exactly are Kim Sum's thoughts on her own life that make Yun-o so appealing? Does Kim Sum really value any of her external relationships? Why does she make most of her choices in the latter half? Yet, this is so compellingly filmed, I kept getting drawn in and I wanted to know more, I wanted to dig into the characters, I wanted to understand them. It's very frustrating to have appealing bits and pieces dangled in front of you.
I'd be remiss not to talk about the sex scenes because female sexuality is a huge undercurrent here. They were less pandering than you'd think... BUT. Number A, most of the sex scenes are with a murderer, so despite how much the women lead a sex scene, the power ultimately resides with the dude who may or may not kill them, and Number B that lack of understanding often undercuts the sensuality.
For example [and overt spoilers]; in a late scene Kim Sum is looking at a shirt-less Kim Young Kwan ( Look, he was naked in this a lot, and I was kind of here for it. Grade A simulated thrusting. 10 out of 10. I would watch him dry-hump a couch) . ANYWAY. She starts rubbing one out fully clothed. It's actually a really well shot scene-most of the sex scenes are- but...why? We've been so divorced from Kim Sum's thought processes that it makes what should be an erotic scene puzzling. I liked that he just sort of sat there and let her get on with it, him as the subject of her sexual desires, but I wanted to know what her sexual desires were. Was she turned on by the fact that they hadn't had sex and enjoyed a more domestic intimacy? Did she just think he was hot? Was she enjoying knowing who and what he was? Did she think she might not be in his presence again, so she stole that moment? Was she looking at him, vulnerable in her space knowing she was going to kill him? That last one might link back to her earlier masturbation scene, BUT...you have to, like, say that. Or be clear in that first masturbation scene what was doing it for her; the killing of the cat? The connection with the man? Her actions being filtered through Somebody? GIVE ME SOMETHING.
Things like this made the viewing experience frustrating. There isn't nearly enough connective tissue, but tons of ideas. It's rather fitting that we're beginning to liken AI Chatbots as mirrors. That 'relationships' with Chatbots are little more than onanism. Somebody is little more than that hollow reflection looking back, when we should be looking at the original.
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This Guy Is the Biggest Mistake in My Life
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...But the show can't get past the idea that 'perverts' are funny, and so it won't delve any deeper into any of those issues.
If all you want is a laugh at a pervert, this will fit the bill. I gave it a five because it IS funny.
If you have any deeper thoughts and appreciation for BDSM, this becomes a more difficult watch. It is never genuinely sexy or genuinely romantic. I can't say for sure that it's attempting the former, but it's certainly trying for the latter, but because of the complete lack of engagement with the BDSM/Sexuality element, the romance is pretty doomed.
Now, I will not tell a lie. Hayami Mokomichi is really funny in this as the masochistic CEO Amagi Kyoichi. He is going for it. A few of the times he slid into frame in an absurd way I almost peed myself laughing. He's doing a great job with this wild part of a man. It's high energy, wacky, and bizarre. He does have some deeper story elements to him, so he has some serious turns. Not long lasting ones, but they are there.
In Matsui Airi's Sato Yui, the show stumbles. I think she's doing a fair job; it's the broader creative handling of the show that fails to acknowledge that if Sato Yui is not even a little interested in the dynamic with Kyoichi, then this is all a nightmare and not a comedy. I only ever saw her being revolted by Kyoichi, and weirded out by his overtures. I suppose you could say that her continuing to physically assault him is something, but she always did it out of anger. There is never a pause on her part that she might enjoy bossing Kyoichi around. The bereavement of her pet is the reason she gave Kyoichi the initial dressing down, which I suppose is some kind of impetus, but I wanted to see it come from inside her. I wanted to feel like she was engaging in being powerful. That could have been scary and funny so very easily. But, you have to grant her those desires in order to work with them. They don't. She never finds Kyoichi anything but burdensome, and seems more interested and has more connection with the second lead.
That's where the satire falls down. It works when she's administering round-house kicks to a delighted Kyoichi (Well, the first time. They go back to that well too often), but if she isn't fundamentally interested in a relationship with Kyoichi... then...well, why is it funny that Kyoichi stands outside her apartment with a bouquet of roses at all hours? Or calls her into his office as her boss to force her to interact in a way that she knows he he finds sexually stimulating? Or emotionally manipulates her? That shit ain't satire. Plenty of women experience those things and are utterly helpless, so it fails to be funny, even if he's generally somewhat pathetic in those scenes. It's still a man with higher social power forcing his attention on a woman who thinks he's gross and weird.
In order for this to work, both of these people need to be absolute freaks. But, they aren't. Ultimately, we're supposed to point and laugh at the submissive pervert man because his desires are so contrary to what we've been told men want. But there's real, tangible fear for a female sadist who enjoys verbally vivisecting a man, and so the story does everything it can to undercut Sato Yui having any kind of power. Even to the detriment of the show as a whole; it's that scared of her having and using sexual power.
It makes me feel guilty for laughing at so much of this, because this isn't what BDSM is or should be. It makes a mockery of Kyoichi's desires which don't conform to gender norms, and is rank with misogyny denying Sato Yui her own desires or even the capacity to escape her would-be-submissive.
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Love and a man lurking behind a house plant to spy on his deaf BF.
While See Your Love is not going to blow anyone's socks off, it's one of the few BLs I've seen in a hot minute which is trying to do A Thing and is being somewhat successful at it. Not 100% successful, but I can see where they're going. Someone, somewhere in the production cared about this show, and in a business churning out increasing trite by-the-numbers nonsense, I appreciated it.See Your Love is a rather gentle show, despite the assassins. The organized crime aspect really doesn't matter, so don't be put off by it's appearance in the summary. It felt shoe-horned in because a focus group told them audiences like gangsters. You could jettison the whole subplot without changing the story all that much, so it's easy not to pay attention to it.
What See Your Love is really about is being loved for your entire identity, and how we need to take care in expressing our love, lest we risk warping that identity with expectation. It applies to both our leads in different ways. I am happy to report that both Jiang Shao Peng and Yang ZiXiang are equally developed characters, each with his own issues. No one falls in love with the other at first sight, which I was enormously grateful for. Identity matters here, and the boys take time to know each other before they're in love. For that reason, it's the slice-of-life elements which are important, not so much the Family Business/Power Struggle stuff. Don't worry, it doesn't get a lot of air-time. Much like the organized crime, you get enough to be aware that it's happening and motivating our characters, but the show wisely side-steps a lot of invented melodrama, and keeps the focus on Shao Peng and ZiXiang.
What does get more air time is the topic of disability. Jin Yun seems to do well with the sign language- it looks natural, not stunted. He's doing a great job with his eye-lines. The issues around his deafness run the gamut between ham-handed and poignant. Dude, you have to participate at job interviews, not just stare at recruiters like they asked you to fart on key.
But, Jiang Shao Peng is also a young man stepping into a larger world without the structure of school as a buffer, so I was prepared to cut him some slack. If you're worried; No, they do not 'fix' his deafness with an operation, as I was afraid they would. Yay! I really liked our beanpole of a guy, whose doe-eyes occasionally covered up a savvy brain. He has a really interesting physicality in the show, though I don't know if it was an actor's choice, or a happenstance of this being his first big job.
I liked Raiden Lin's Yang ZiXiang too. He's never a full-on rich boy horror show, nor does he end as a perfect and healed person. It is dumb that he learned sign language in like a week, but I don't think the timeline is all that important. There were several points in the show where it felt like the vibes were more important than linear realism or strict narrative structure. I didn't mind it, though I think it might annoy others. I liked that it carried through to the end; we resolved the major things we needed to, but not everything. It felt a little rushed, and I wish they had tightened it up a bit more, but I'm not mad at it. The show itself acknowledges that they have time; that their lives and issues are ever evolving. Since the show put most of it's roots into the feelings, rather than an entangled plot, it works more than it doesn't.
What absolutely doesn't work is the B couple. Lin Chia Yo as Cheng Feng Jie is great in scenes with Raiden Lin; they have a really entertaining chemistry as petulant boss and strict subordinate, he's good in the business scenes, and bless him, he is TRYING with his B costar. Unfortunately, Lin Yueng Chieh is pretty terrible as Wang Xin Jia. The part is dumb, don't get me wrong, but Lin Yueng Chieh can't act, he hasn't got any charisma, and the chemistry is non-existent. I have the distinct impression that they knew this, and a lot of their scenes were cut. Thank you for having mercy upon us.
Softly funny, with your standard number of drama coincidences, this was a pleasant viewing experience. I never felt wrathful, the female characters are well-written and fun, and there wasn't a ton of cringe to fast forward. Did it get a bit sentimental around the edges? Yeah. It also felt as if it shied away from really criticizing some parental expressions of 'love', but I think there's enough there for you to understand what they're hinting at.
Over all, a solid, unassuming watch.
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Thank you for trying, but yikes.
This series represents the quandary of ascribing merit for attempt rather than result.Is it amazing that Meet You At The Blossom got made at all? Yes.
Does that necessarily make it good? No.
Should it be watched regardless, to ensure more projects like this are made? ...That one's up to you.
For me, Meet You At The Blossom is a strange artifact. I'm not familiar with the novel, but I can see other media influences pulling this production this way and that. It feels as if the show hesitated about being too much of one thing or the other, and as such, never commits to anything with appropriate effort. Nowhere is this more evident than the very extreme split in tone between the first half (Gender-Bender Wuxia Rom-Com) and the latter half (Political Betrayal-Laden Wuxia Tragedy). There's also a lot of intense subject matter that they straight up refuse to deal with in meaningful ways, which makes it hard to respect the effort. Why include things if you don't want address them?
The twelve hour run time is, frankly, insufficient for the political backstory and the relationship and the fallout. Also, the presence of quite so many characters. You can see them thinking that they're going to be like The Untamed, with all this world-building and different dudes with different takes on the political situation, and yet none not enough air time is spent on the range of characters to make it anything but a waste. At the same time they tip their hats to the BL world where trope-laden writing abounds and every five paces there's another potential couple, but none of them are developed enough to be anything more than a curiosity on the sideline. Female characters? In short supply and are objects acted upon. Lurking darkness, tragic health situations and mental unwellness like Word of Honor? Present, but not quite addressed. Not taken to an extreme to make it worthwhile.
Over all, focus was constantly pulled from where it should have been: Zongzheng Huai En and Jin Xiao Bao's relationship. They only spent six episodes establishing it amongst the gobs of backstory and cast, and half of what we saw is subterfuge, lies, and general mistaken-identity goofiness. Very little sincere connection. There simply isn't enough emotional foundation to carry the romance through the second half of oh noooo prison and poisoning and complete betrayal. Huai'en needs more reasons to love Xiaobao besides that he's the first person who was ever nice to him, and Xiaobao needs more than 'he's hot and needy'. These are surface level characters, which nothing more than surface level attraction, there's no justification for the dramatics to follow.
It's possible that is where Meet You At The Blossom fails; it takes itself too seriously. This is a show where a dingbat rich playboy koalas himself onto a feral political pawn assassin he has mistaken for a lady with an aim of marriage. He's then surprised, but not dissuaded from matrimony with when it turns out she is a he. It's nonsense, and they should have stuck just with these two weirdos, rather than trying to invest in all the jockeying for the crown. Whatever Huai'en and Xiaobao have got going on-particularly in the way gender is performed, and where the power dynamics lay in the relationship- is far more interesting than omg which of these assholes should be king? I don't care. I could care about Huai'en and Xiaobao if only they would give me the opportunity to. Unfortunately they never did. I never invested properly in their relationship, so by the end I was tired of them and didn't want them to be together. That feeling was exacerbated by the stark reality that the sex scenes were all basically rape.
One of the reasons I didn't drop the show was wearied curiosity and that there was decent acting across the board. No one here is phoning it in. Props to Li Le for his performance as Huai'en, even if he sometimes felt constrained by a weak script that shied away from embracing Huai'ens madness. I think he would have had fun going full Luo Binghe. He's one of the few guys I could very well believe that a moron who saw him at night would mistake him for a statuesque lady, so, good casting. Wang Yun Kai is green but game as Xiaobao, though his performance is also hampered by poor writing. He does his best with the transition from misguided dope to tragic victim, but it falls flat a lot. The ensemble cast around them are all doing their best. The sets are good and the costuming is acceptable, though basic.
Meet Me At The Blossom must be noted for what it's trying to do. It will remain significant for being the first explicitly queer Chinese Costume drama, but beyond that, it's a confused effort with not much skill in the execution, though lots of enthusiasm. I look forward to a second effort with a more uniform vision.
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Confused, but has the spirit.
This is one of the few things coming out of Asia that dares look at their fixation on women's bodies, even in the year 2025. For that, it gets some merit. Does it to it particularly well? Ehh.This is a passionate project that feels very strongly about its issues, but it also fails to commit itself to carrying through, and it flubs the landing.
200 Pounds Beauty raises the question of women's bodily standards, sexism in the entertainment business, systemic shaming, pretty privilege and plastic surgery...while fat shaming and affirming those same things. It makes for a confused viewing experience.
The story line about Kang Ha Na's career resolves itself, the situation with Han Sang Jun does not. The relationship is the more poignant through line of the movie, Ha Na's love for this man who is kind to her face, but sees her as lesser. At no point is Han Sang Jun ever called upon to radically change his thinking, or to accept culpability for his attitudes and actions which have played across this woman's body like a warzone. He is a wholly undeserving partner for Ha Na, and the series shows its age and bias in the notion that she doesn't totally abandon him as a romantic prospect. He voices the same tired opinions as every other man- a woman must be beautiful to date him, but she can't have had plastic surgery to make herself into a beautiful object.
While this is an upbeat and often funny movie to watch, the undercurrent about female exploitation is quite dark, as is the production's inability to fully condemn it. Ha Na is surrounded by beautiful, untalented women; her talent only becomes worthy of attention and respect once she is beautiful; it is then which she is also no longer subject to being exploited by men around her, which is patently untrue. Beautiful women are at risk of more exploitation, beauty does not solve these problems. This lack of a critical eye and heart fundamentally cripple this movie, through it remains an interesting showcase in mid 2000's attitudes. For that reason, it is worth a watch.
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Sweet Home Season 2 wants to be the Aliens to Sweet Home's Alien.Think about it; Alien and Sweet Home are primarily Haunted House pieces. Doom is brought upon the everymen when human indifference and greed unleash monsters they themselves have borne. Interpersonal relationships must be balanced while they strive to survive. In expanding that world a la Aliens, we introduce marines and motherhood. Without the nuance.
For me, SH2 is a crushing failure in multiple respects. It really pains me to say it. It totally dispensed with everything I enjoyed about S1 and didn't bother replacing it with something comparable.
There is essentially a three episode arc featuring the S1 cast getting to a sports dome shelter with thousands of others...which is then bombed for reasons too stupid and infuriating to go into. Many plot threads from this three episode mini arc are just left blowing in the wind. It's a shame, since it had to have cost a fricken fortune. All but 6 of the original cast are summarily killed off in stupid ways for no real pay off. The only one I bought was Ryu Jae Hwan's monsterization; considering the shit he pulled in S1, this felt satisfying and a proper conclusion to his story.
This cast cull is not narratively appropriate in any way; it is in service of replacing a bunch of female characters with Interchangeable Army men. I cannot tell you how angry it made me. Not only did we dump these women- which includes the little girl, mind you, who essentially got fridged for her brother's (barely-there)story- but we didn't bother to replace them with equally compelling male characters. Most of them lacked sufficient development beyond their one-note traits. Mad Scientist? Check. Haunted Military Commander? Check. Fresh-Faced Soldier Boy? Yep. Military Asshole? Check, Double Check and Triple Check.
Because we're under the auspices of the military, there is no longer collaboration or egalitarian character interaction. SO all these new characters can only interact in this hierarchy. People are being demoralized, abused and screamed at by soldiers who resent having to protect them. All problems are solved with guns or threats. Most of the Army men are the worst kinds of people. We watch civilians being abused and used for labor, the army constantly going on that this is what they're owed for the protection they offer. There was one line that stuck with me; it was a throw-away by a soldier extra receiving his rations, 'I joined the army because at least I'd eat well'. It was pissy, the implication being that he wasn't getting what he was promised. Like. BRO. THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED. NO ONE wants to be here. You're still eating better than everyone else, with a side of complete power, so SHUT THE FLIP UP.
I cannot emphasize how much of the season is about Army Shenanigans and How Little I Cared. Again, you can see them aping Aliens with the Crow Platoon being the Colonial Marines. The Crow Platoon, now cut off and on their own, moves the survivors underground, into a...subway system? IDK, there's clearly utility and infrastructure spaces, but most of it gives off a weird dungeon vibe. Chief Ji is the 'facility manager' of whatever the hell this place is, and she allows them to stay, which somehow creates a weird power imbalance between she and the army. This location couldn't be that far from the sports dome, and yet it also seemed to be connected to the Super Sekret Military Base, but also to another character's hide-out. It's one of those shows where you walk for ten minutes and you'll meet a cast member you haven't seen in a year.
Okay, so we're in Shit Bunker, 1 year later. The Army rules the civilians like evil overlords. Essentially, the army guys do whatever they want, and what they want seems to be threatening and abusing the same people they're meant to protect. And getting mad that there's a mortality rate to MONSTER HUNTING. We get a few new civilian characters, most of which are sus or unappealing (Creepy Priest? Check. Selfish Bimbo? Check. Old Woman Who Exists To Die? Check. Worse, there's a mentally disabled man whose story could have been sweet, except you can SEE them just using him to make issues for the sake of complicating the plot. How does his story end? In Bury Your Disabled, of course!)
Every single character's story is somehow a secret- something happened in their past, or they're sneaking around for some reason the audience isn't privy to. Except, if you don't know what anyone is doing or why they're doing it, why should we care? There is no narrative through line like Hyun-Soo's that serves as an anchor. It's just a bunch of fairly awful people doing inscrutable things- most of which there's not much resolution to, unlike, say, Pyeon Sang-wook's S1 revelation that he was hunting a child rapist and murderer.
For a launch of an expanded Sweet Home world, there has been very little world building done. Nothing about how this new society functions, and because there's no basic foundation nothing true can grow or be explored. The civilians do some kind of nebulous 'work', but it's never clear what, since they're not allowed outside much. In the hundreds of people there seem to be zero professionals of any kind, just a lot of filthy people cowering and doing virtually nothing to create a sustainable society. Even in S1 the characters knew their situation was not going to work long term; that food and water were going to be a problem. We're not seeing any solutions to anything here. Have they spent the last year setting up agriculture, getting solar panels doing some underground hydroponics? Naw. But batteries have become currency, even though the facility seems to have electricity, and you don't see people using any electronics, so what are the batteries for, exactly?
Monsterization has also become victim to this lack of focus. Clearly, nobody knows what they want to do with it or what they want to say with it. The intimate process that was the transformation has been lost. Very few characters undergo it, though the threat of it looms large. It seems like no one in Shit Bunker has monsterized in the last year. But, the landscape roams with CG monsters- some are unique, but there's a particular Trash Golem design which they used multiple times. Quantity has overtaken quality, here. They spent a lot of cash on animating way more monsters than I think they really needed. But again, Army guys! Gotta have those big, action set pieces- like Aliens!
The whole curse aspect has gone by the wayside. The Mad Scientist believes that monsters are the vaccine for the plague that is humanity, because of course his nihilistic ass does blah blah blah, who cares?
The first monster is actually good; a momma monster protecting her baby. This set piece is effective; the Momma monster doesn't actually hurt anyone. Hundreds of people die, but it's all from friendly fire because the soldiers are so terrified and gung-ho they just shoot and immolate fleeing civilians. It plays like a tragedy on multiple fronts. They attempt to continue that nuance when Hyun-Soo encounters monsters at The Sekrit Facility, and some mystical woo-woo happens which drives him to be reminded that monsters are, or were, human. They still have feelings, or memories. But that's about all the exploration about the nature of a transformed monster there is.
Unfortunately, you can't do a 'oh, people are just scared because monsters different' with a side of 'Feel guilty for viewing them as inhuman' and expect it to have emotional resonance when most monsters can and do slaughter people indiscriminately and act as the primary in-universe threat. It just fundamentally doesn't work.
But it's still Aliens! Lets talk about motherhood, shall we? We have quite a few mother-child relationships about, starting off with that mother monster on the freeway. Actually, that one's the best. The others are really uncomfortable for non-thematic reasons. The biggest one, of course, is Seo I Gyeong from season 1. She gives birth on a lake of ice while an explosion blazes behind her. It's an arresting image, but also endemic to the issues plaguing the show as a whole; It has replaced intimacy and honesty with spectacle. Nothing here is authentic and I hate it.
Hyun Soo got really downgraded in the character department. Song Kang looks great naked, but doesn't really have a lot to do, unlike his great first season arc. He also completely disappears from the narrative after apparently having been killed, which...just..like...why? When you dispensed with so many other characters, why would you ice the one we all had emotional resonance with?
This was a major disappointment to me. I wouldn't have even minded that this was filler between season 1 and season 2, but in order to do that you'd have to have exposition, world-building and some emotional core. It's bereft. It's a hollow Aliens rip-off that gleefully jettisoned everything that made Sweet Home Season 1 so good without realizing that those very things- compelling characters and human connection- where what made Aliens good. Not the Army.
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When 'Seme' means 'A Block Of Wood'
While Keito Kimura is cute and appealing as the slightly dorky, honest Satoshi Onoe, Yamanaka Jyutaro's Motoharu Kaburagi is D.O.A. He's meant to be the jaded pessimist seme to Satoshi's optimist uke, but he lacks any charm to make his sullen character palatable. This made it difficult to understand why Satoshi would want this downer of a guy who generally treats Satoshi like crap and communicating extremely mixed messages. When he isn't stonewalling, or just being grabby. Like, Satoshi, I would understand it if you were just horny for him, I have eyes, I can see why you'd want to jump his bones, but why are you in luuurrrve?On the plus side, the show avoids the tropey mess of jealous suitors and disapproving parents by framing each episode around the current article the boys are working on. Granted, the show lacked the bite to really ask questions about the morality and ethics of journalism. Each 'scoop' has the real task of bringing the boys closer together...until there's a story that tears them apart. For the dumbest reasons. It was the crowning jewel in the annoying through-line that it's on Satoshi to discern the intent behind Motoharu's vague gestures and contradictory statements. At no time does the plot hint that it might be Motoharu's responsibility to do his own emotional labor, and to communicate. Not only is it Satoshi's job to figure out what Motoharu wants, it's also his job to BE the version of himself that Motoharu wants. I found this concerning.
I couldn't even watch the sex scene it was so uncomfortable. It reeked of two Actors Not Wanting To Be There and two characters I couldn't fathom the draw between.
Good news! There are no evil anti-queer women to speak of in this show, which was nice... except almost every single woman onscreen is being exploited in some way. So. Add that as background radiation.
While Candy Color Paradox never became actively offensive or rage inducing, it was still a discomforting viewing experience saved by one thing; Keito Kimura. He was doing his best to bring levity and brightness to a dead fish.
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Cozy Mystery in 1920's Japan featuring two Cutie Patooties.
This is a lovely, earnest and thoughtful show with a heart of gold. You could double feature any of these episodes with one of BBC's Poirot with David Suchet and they would vibe perfectly together. The criminal subject matter is handled lightly, with a lot of slice-of-life around it. There are some instances of blood onscreen, but no gore or excessive 'thriller' elements. The emphasis is on the humans involved, their emotions, their actions and, importantly, their lies.Urabe Kanoko is a young woman who can hear when a person lies. This ability has made her an outcast in her rural home, so she leaves for the city where she crosses paths with Iwai Soma, a financially strapped, but highly observant Private Detective. The two partner up to solve cases, often in and around their little neighborhood populated by an ensemble cast of characters. The cases are interspersed with Soma helping Kanoko explore her ability; her feelings about it and herself, how it affects her relationships with other people, and the very nature and purpose of lies.
Unlike Poirot, Usotoki Rhetoric is more character driven. Both Kanoko and Soma are a joy to watch, with their perky chemistry underscored with a pensive melancholy that prevents the show from becoming saccharine. The ONLY reason I popped the writing score down to a 8 is that while the show explores Kanoko's issues in some depth, the series doesn't give us a lot of concrete on Soma. While I'm assuming that happens later in the manga, and is probably planned for a future season of the show, I wish we'd gotten at least one episode with something really substantive about him. It doesn't detract from the series in a major way, but it is worth noting. Also incumbent is a romantic relationship between the two, but there really is only the faintest inklings of partiality beginning. Mostly, you're watching these two get to know each other, and that's very pleasant indeed.
Matsumoto Honoka is absolutely adorable, and really grounds the show, while Suzuka Ouji keeps things airy and moving. They are charming together, with a comfortable, warm chemistry. It's been a long time since I liked two characters and their interactions quite so much, even though they are both far from being perfect. The ensemble cast are all quite fun as well, which include the family that owns the eatery next to the Detective Agency, a police man and his reporter sister, an elderly couple who run a food cart, and an exuberant wealthy young lady and her chauffeur. Shenanigans are minimum, and this is one of the few shows I've watched where people are actually generally pretty nice to each other.
The 1920's setting is wonderfully represented in costume and set dressing- and it is 1920's, and not just the vague understanding that it's 'Gatsby'. Special attention has been paid to the make-up which is actual 1920's make up, and not just modern smokey-eye glamor. There's a great interplay between the 'modern' and traditional represented visually in clothing and possessions while being echoed thematically in attitudes and superstitions.
This world feels cozy, but not limited; there are locations, even if most of the action takes place in Soma's cramped little office, or the labyrinthine streets of the town and temple. A constant flow of extras, and participation from random characters which don't broadly impact the plot also make the world feel larger than it is on film. This isn't like a lot of drama where no matter how many extras you see, only the same five characters speak and impact things.
Overall I am excited to see more of this, but even if we never do, this is a lovely show that I recommend if you want something gently atmospheric and sweet-spirited.
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I hate this with a burning passion and I need to rant about why.
The titular question refers to Lee Yeong Joon's (Park Seo Joon) confusion regarding his secretary giving notice after years. What is wrong with Secretary Kim Mi So (Park Min Young) that she can't see what an honor and privilege it is to be his 24-7 slave?It isn't much of a question, actually. Kim Mi straight up tells LYJ that he's a narcissist and she's had no time to have her own life while working for him. So, since she is finally in a secure financial position, she's quitting. This is just the Sandra Bullock 2002 movie Two Weeks Notice, Korean style, right?
It ain't.
Don't be fooled by reviews calling this sweet and fluffy with 'a great plot'. This is a nonsensical, over dramatic, badly written garbage fire of abuse and misogyny. I was three episodes in when I started feeling physically ill that this barrage of red flags and crime are perceived as romantic.
The problems?
1. The SeKrit Backstory runs the premise off the road so they don't have to deal with the systemic misogyny.
2. Kim Mi So doesn't exist as a character, so neither can a romance exist. Also misogyny.
1. The SeKrit Backstory.
I don't think I've ever seen a plot reveal so totally invalidate the first half of the show the way this one did. Re-read that plot synopsis. That's how the series plays it initially; that LYJ doesn't know why KMS wants to leave, or why her leaving/dating other men upsets him. He spends the first few episodes confused and trying to win her heart in a plethora of cringe ways. LYJ treats KMS like shit and she's tired of it. Simple. LYJ has to fix his ways, right?
No. All that gets abandoned when they introduce TeH SeKrit Backstory. You see, Yeong Joon and Mi So have history; as children they were kidnapped and imprisoned by some Rando Lady! LYJ has scars from the cable ties she restrained him with, and he calls the kidnapper 'mom' in the flashbacks which seems to indicate there was some weird shit going on, which spawned his phobia around physical intimacy with women. The specter of molestation rears it head, but it's never really addressed. Nor is why Rando Lady kidnapped them, or why she later hangs herself in front of them.
Once she's dead, the kids escape and LYJ takes KMS home where she vows never to forget him, blah blah blah, she's five years old. Of course she forgets. It's all very stupid and artificial, designed to give them traumas to be plot obstacles.
Oh, you thought that was the end of the trauma? Nope. See, LYJ got kidnapped because his elder brother Lee Sung Yeong (Lee Tae Hwan) has been bullying him for years, and abandoned him alone to be hurt. In the aftermath of the kidnapping, LSY has a mental collapse in which he absorbs LYJ's experience as his own. So, LSY believes HE was the one kidnapped because of LYJ's actions and starts terrorizing LYJ.
And rather than, say, get their children any help, the parents just accept the delusion as truth and go on with their lives.
Yeah, you read that right. These revolting parents allow the child to invert his guilt. LSY takes over LYJ's room, he screams and physically attacks LYJ, and constantly brings it up to guilt him into things. The parents, rather than help the child with the complete identity crisis, allow him to continuously re-traumatize the actual kidnapped child. In fact, they make it LYJ's responsibility to uphold the narrative to stop LSY from acting out. At a certain point they just assume LYJ lost his memory of having been kidnapped so they gaslight him, perpetuating phenomenal levels of emotional and mental abuse.
I thought we'd see a Golden Child/Scapegoat dynamic to explain it, but no. The best I can come up with is Asian filial piety; that the appearance of normalcy is worth any sacrifice, including the mental well-being of your children. Both LYJ and LSY were abused in the name of pretending there weren't problems. The parents get weepy about it later, but don't ever fully own their culpability, nor does the narrative think they should. In my culture, this is unacceptable levels of cruelty. Your mileage may vary, I suppose.
Somehow these layered traumas morph LYJ into an arrogant, self-absorbed man who constantly boasts about his physical perfection, intellectual prowess, generosity, and wealth. It doesn't track. None of it is framed as compensation for a damaged ego. He truly believes it.
Anyway, they grow up separate and one day KMS gets a job at LYJ's company. So, of course, LYJ masterminds KMS into becoming his secretary, despite the fact that she is severely under qualified for it. Not only that, he immediately takes her to a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language- and then berates her for not knowing the language, the full scope of her job or the customs and culture. So, entrapment.
With a combination of isolation, constant criticism, and back-handed assistance, LYJ provokes KMS into becoming a perfect employee. Not just a secretary; she handles much of his personal life, including dressing and dining help, visits with his parents and assists him in romancing (and ditching) women. KMS has learned all his foibles to cater to his every whim. She's rightfully tired of it.
That entire premise is never resolved. LYJ never comes to terms with the fact that he's been horrifically selfish and manipulative. The SeKrit Backstory becomes a giant, grotesque trauma float meant to excuse all of LYJ's behavior, and distract from the very real problems that exist between them that the show would have to take a good long look at their gender politics to resolve.
2. Kim Mi Who?
Kim Mi So is truly a farce of a character. I was astounded by how little she existed in a story ostensibly about her. She's the titular character, for fucks sake, but she's such a nonentity. Not one single thing in this whole damn plot was actually about her, her wants and needs.
For example; How was Mi So kidnapped? Did anyone notice? Her mother was dying somewhere and a five year old goes missing for a day or two and no one notices? Her experience of this massive plot point which takes up half the show is never revealed. The kidnapping is life-changing for LYJ. For KMS, it just seems to be a thing that happened to put her in LYJ's orbit. The only consequence is her fear of spiders. It is ornamental at best. You'd think she might share the fear of cable ties, but no.
KMS's entire character is written to loop back to LYJ in a really sick way that denies her a basic person-hood. We know nothing that happened to her in the intervening years which does not relate to Yeong Joon. Even the fact that she somehow has to be the one to pay off the debt accrued by her father's shitty life choices and her two older sister's educations, relates back to LYJ, because it's him she has to appease to keep her job.
This might be another culture barrier I can't see, but why is it KMS's responsibility to shore up the family finances instead the older sisters? Why don't the older sisters go 'hey, you supported us at a job that made you miserable, but now you can quit, and we'll support you while you find a career/path that will make you happy'? Well, because then something would NOT be about LYJ, and we can't have that. The sisters never have one conversation about their family situation. All of their exchanges are about LYJ and how awful he is. They, of course, later become obstacles to the relationship for extremely valid reasons the show refuses to acknowledge.
Mi So's only distinct thing you can point to her liking is the Morpheus books. And even that isn't about her. It's about her interacting with LSY to expose The SeKrit Backstory with LYJ.
So not only can she not have her own experiences and history, they didn't bother to give her an actual personality beyond competitive, determined and perky. But even those traits serve LYJ's story; she's not competitive or ambitious enough to say, take what she learned with LYJ and get a job elsewhere, only to become the perfect employee for him. She's determined—to get to the bottom of the kidnapping story, but not to quit, date other men and find her own life. She's perky because it seems like most Asian Drama heroines are for no other reason that it's a feminine virtue. She starts out being So Done with LYJ, but the first time he starts throwing money at her, she caves. Like, bitch?! Sure, you can't be bought with cold hard cash, but if you put a thin solicitous romantic skin on it and you're all in?
Her laundry list of very valid complaints about LYJ come to naught, and are then exacerbated with the 'romance' of harassment, bribery, stalking, love-bombing, intimidation and wealth flexing. It's not romantic. Romance is not guilting women into compliance with your trauma. At no point does LYJ recognize his power or his abuse of KMS. His romantic efforts are in service of keeping her in his employ and under his power, not for sincere affection.
KMS molded herself into the perfect secretary for LYJ, fully acknowledging that she'd sacrificed her identity to do so, and the plot isn't troubled by that in the slightest. If anything, there's an insidious, tacit kind of approval; She should be molding her whole life around a man who doesn't care about her or others. She should be happy with the crumbs he gives her all while espousing his own glory. She should continue to work for him, a complete subordinate in every single avenue of her life. That's what women should aspire to. She has no protection from him in the future, and that is an incredibly dangerous thing to encourage women to do in the name of romance.
The gender politics of this show are everything that South Korean women are protesting with the b4 movement, but you'll find nothing but the same sexist agenda aiming to promise women that love is service and access to our bodies.
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim? She woke the fuck up, and you put her back into a gilded female prison under the guise of True Love and It's Not His Fault, It's His Trauma.
Fuck. Off.
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Knock Knock- It's an underage actor and NOTHING ELSE.
What a weird, borderline inappropriate love-letter to a single performer this is.I have never seen anything quite like it. From the first glimpse of Tar Atiwat Saengtien's juvenile knees I went 'uh-oh'. And it was downhill from there.
There really is no reason to watch 'I Will Knock You' except for Tar Atiwat Saengtien's performance of Noey Watphlu. It's a great performance, for the THEN SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD ACTOR. Which isn't necessarily bad, but ooof. Ooof. He's incredibly charming, bringing life to this passionate, impulsive, sentimental character. Don't mistake, this isn't well written, not by a long shot. The plot is nonsense, Noey is not a well-written character. Noey's vintage style and cringe romantic heart are at least unique, but Tar is carrying this on pure charisma alone.
And he's beautiful. It cannot be understated how much the camera loves him. It's impossible to forget what a pretty child he is, particularly because of the way they edited this strange show. Multiple times Noey would say something absolutely bonkers, they'd cut to Thi, he'd do a 'haaa?' face, and some voice over and halfway through the voice over they'd cut back to Noey, who'd then have another line. Which is BIZARRE. I cannot stress to you how much I'm like 'THI DIDN'T SAY A FLIP FLAPPIN WORD, THIS IS NOT A CONVERSATION, IT IS A MONOLOGUE, WHAT ARE WE DOING?'
Sure, each time I'd be like 'damn he's pretty tho'. But, see, his underage ass could not distract me from what a hot mess of NOTHING this show is. And because he's underage, they can't fill runtime with forced kisses or bawdy sex scenes. The story certainly didn't step up and provide anything else of consequence or sincerity.
I am somewhat accustomed to uneven writing quality between male and female leads in romantic pairings. Generally speaking, in hetero shows the ML is adequately written, the female lead is underwritten. In BL, there's often a mediocre standard which both leads meet; serviceable, but not remarkable. Nothing could have prepared me for how inconsequential, bland and boring Thi was. If Noey is not well written, Bom Tanawat Uthaikitwanit's Thi is...unwritten. He's negative space. He might as well not exist. We know NOTHING about him, except he's awkward AF and tutors kids. Oh, and his interest in the HIGH SCHOOLER makes him a PREDATOR, but the show is not prepared to deal with that.
Considering Thi's lack of anything except setting up clumsy set pieces for Noey to react to, there's no reason for Noey to like him. You could make a drinking game our of the number of times Thi just straight up didn't have dialogue in scenes, yet the scenes persist, perpetuated by some ghastly BL necessity. He'd have voice over along the lines of 'omg this crazy kid' or 'if I don't do this he'll beat me up for sure!' but not actual lines, not actual participation in the scene, not actual agency. He's a complete non-entity. He flounders around, a collegiate do-gooder intimidated by a high school junior, his thoughts and feelings on the courtship ultimately unimportant and insignificant. In fact, nothing happens in this show that Noey does not instigate, and not always for readily apparent reasons.
So Bom's part is crap, and he can't hold a candle to Tar's charisma. It's like watching a man trying to make love to a damp sponge. It's all kinds of weird and ick and uncomfortable. Perhaps the age-gap obstacle could have been overcome, but the story is vacant of a major character and any effort on the part of the writers. It's hard to have a romance with a non-entity, after all. So the script is a joke, Bom's performance is DOA, there's no chemistry, no intriguing side characters, though the other actors make a sound effort, except, again, the script and story are garbage, so? They resort to showcasing the single asset they have; Tar Atiwat Saengtien.
So. Admire him. There's no other reason to watch.
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Paralyzingly dull and inane.
While some of the reviews have indicated that the second couple might be more interesting than Hill and Ter here, I don't give one flying crispy cthulhu. If these four episodes are a measure of the quality of the entire production, count my ass out, I cannot sit through another twelve.The summary here and on Rakuten Viki says Ter is off to a distant university to help 'get over his past relationship', except, oops his crush is at the same university! The first episode opens with a spicy bit and a love confession which turns out to be a dream. Or a nightmare, considering Ter wakes up wailing about it. You'd probably assume that this is a memory of an ex, right? Right? That would be the sensible way to interpret that.
Leave your sense at the door. The screenwriter did.
Very quickly things become confusing as Ter denies there was anything going on between he and Hill. He's steadfast that Hill wanted his sister. Hill, on the other hand, heart-eyes at Ter any time he can see him. Once he knows Ter is on the same campus he stalks him and comes very close to peeing on him in front of the other boys interested in the pretty twink. Then Hill just out and says he wants to court him. Which sounds like there wasn't a relationship then, but might be now? Did they have a relationship? Didn't they? Why is Ter dubious of Hill's stated desire to date? I have no idea how to feel about their dumb romantic shenanigans consisting of forced car-rides and Hill making stink eyes at other boys. If Hill had broken Ter's heart that might be something, but Ter seems to think his affection was unrequited. Ter doesn't talk about his feelings all that much, and what he does say is repetitive or too vague to be useful.
What are the bulk of these episodes filled with then? Oh, I'm SO glad you asked. Not go to class, obviously. When he isn't having dead-end conversations with his roomie , you'll follow a vacantly smiling Ter roaming around campus and going to club activities, interacting with other students to the tune of goofy slapstick noises. Sometimes they'd even put the noise in even if an actor wasn't telegraphing a response, it was very weird. While some of the other characters are certainly more colorful, I feel like all of these people are too stupid to be in college. All of the interactions are farcical without apparently intending to be.
There are some potentially homophobic parents in there, but I lost track of which people were staring at which guy across the campus with judgement. That's when the narrative wasn't interrupting itself with high school flashbacks which do nothing to elucidate the exact situation with Ter and Hill.
It's boring, tedious, and juvenile. The characters are hollow ciphers who exist to be benign and pretty. If the show has nothing of authenticity or coherency to offer in the almost 4 hours I watched, I don't think it bodes well for the rest.
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