Tod The Rod

She bout to clap em cheeks.

I'd like to have a sword fight with Qi Min in that bath and punish him hard and deep for being a naughty boy.

I would drag my sweaty jewels across a marathon of 24-grit sand paper just to get a whiff of Zhang Ling He's dirty fragrant socks.

I would swim across a galaxy of broken glasses just to lick the inside of the washing machine that washed Zhang Ling He's undies.

I would scuba dive and swim across 10 miles of prison sewage by using my own fart as air supply just to take a sip of Zhang Ling He's bath water

I wanna touch tips with Tan Jian Ci.

Mr 56 Year old PHD historian, where do i sign up for some of that sweet NED money?

I'll get back to you with the mirror of the past.

The comment section is full of sadist.
This makes me fell warm and fuzzy inside. I've found home.

"SHIT, MY EVIL BONE"

-Devil god

20 mins till the end of the moon.

Lotion is out, pant is down, my body is ready for some self cultivation.

Girl, good luck with that. You gonna end up going DJ on your VJ your whole life.

I volunteer to use my body to suck out the devil god's evil bone. I'd suck the shit out of it.

I would swim in a sea of broken glasses till the end of the moon just to lick the washing machine that cleaned Luo Yun Xi's undies.

Hot guys plus a raging revenge plot to destroy the world? YAS! Lube me up zaddy, my body is ready!

I would scuba dive and swim across a prison sewage system by using my own fart as air supply just to take a sip of Luo Yun Xi's bathwater.

I would collect and drink the sweat from the hairy armpits of 1000 men who fed on nothing but garlic and haven't bathe in the past month just to get the chance to share a spaghetti dinner with Leo Wu on a webcam over a dial up connection.

I would strut down my hood wearing a chicken wing armor putting my street cred on the line just so I can be in the same galaxy as Ling Buyi and bring radiance to the ordinary.

I would fully dip myself in honey and wrestle a bear naked with bare hands just to win the grand prize of drinking the water from the toilet that Leo Wu has last used.

I would swim across a shark infested ocean to chase down one of Leo Wu's fart just to get a second whiff.