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Satisfying Revenge
When you die abused, but wake up reborn with hacking skills and a vengeance list
🏆 THE AWARDS CEREMONY 🏆
MVP: The ML for having zero chill about being the world's richest man. No secret identity, no humble billionaire act, just "Yes, I own everything you can see and several things you can't, what about it?" Energy? Unmatched. Subtlety? Never heard of her.
Crimes Against Logic: An ORIGINAL MONET. On PAPER. ROLLED UP. In dead grandma's GARAGE SALE PILE. I'm calling the Louvre. I'm calling Interpol. I'm calling someone because that painting should be in a climate-controlled vault, not stuffed in a box labeled "old junk." The disrespect to impressionism! To canvas! To MY BRAIN!
Most Rewatchable Moment: Every single time he looked down at her. The height difference was doing heavy lifting in this show. That man had to tilt his head at a 45-degree angle just to make eye contact, and I rewatched every second. Neck pain? Worth it. Chiropractor bills? WORTH IT.
Needs Therapy: That goddamn bracelet. Gifted with love, survived a car accident, got stolen, became forensic evidence, got dropped, thrown, insulted for being cheap, and somehow still expected to symbolize their eternal bond. Baby, if you've been through half the trauma this bracelet endured, you'd be in pieces. Someone get this accessory a support group.
Surprise Winner: Adopted sister's "angry" faces! Girl was committed to being evil, but her facial expressions said, "I'm flexing every muscle in my face." The eyebrow work! The pursed lips! The complete lack of actual rage! It was giving community theater villain and I lived for every second. 🤣
Robbery: Denying ME the opportunity to own those sleek AI glasses. They were GORGEOUS. They were ADVANCED. They probably cost more than my car. And I can't have them? This show really looked me in the eye and said "You can watch him wear them but you'll never know that technological joy yourself." CRIMINAL.
🏆 THE AWARDS CEREMONY 🏆
MVP: The ML for having zero chill about being the world's richest man. No secret identity, no humble billionaire act, just "Yes, I own everything you can see and several things you can't, what about it?" Energy? Unmatched. Subtlety? Never heard of her.
Crimes Against Logic: An ORIGINAL MONET. On PAPER. ROLLED UP. In dead grandma's GARAGE SALE PILE. I'm calling the Louvre. I'm calling Interpol. I'm calling someone because that painting should be in a climate-controlled vault, not stuffed in a box labeled "old junk." The disrespect to impressionism! To canvas! To MY BRAIN!
Most Rewatchable Moment: Every single time he looked down at her. The height difference was doing heavy lifting in this show. That man had to tilt his head at a 45-degree angle just to make eye contact, and I rewatched every second. Neck pain? Worth it. Chiropractor bills? WORTH IT.
Needs Therapy: That goddamn bracelet. Gifted with love, survived a car accident, got stolen, became forensic evidence, got dropped, thrown, insulted for being cheap, and somehow still expected to symbolize their eternal bond. Baby, if you've been through half the trauma this bracelet endured, you'd be in pieces. Someone get this accessory a support group.
Surprise Winner: Adopted sister's "angry" faces! Girl was committed to being evil, but her facial expressions said, "I'm flexing every muscle in my face." The eyebrow work! The pursed lips! The complete lack of actual rage! It was giving community theater villain and I lived for every second. 🤣
Robbery: Denying ME the opportunity to own those sleek AI glasses. They were GORGEOUS. They were ADVANCED. They probably cost more than my car. And I can't have them? This show really looked me in the eye and said "You can watch him wear them but you'll never know that technological joy yourself." CRIMINAL.
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