Vickys09

Me and Thee is the kind of BL series that makes you question not only your life choices, but the life choices of everyone involved in green-lighting, writing, filming, editing, and releasing it into the world. I genuinely did not know it was possible to take a plot already used in half the BL genre and somehow make it feel even older, dustier, and more recycled - but congratulations, they've done it.

We start with the classic, utterly revolutionary premise: "I'll be your love coach, and you'll fall in love with me on sight."

Groundbreaking. Fresh. Stunning. Never been done before.

Except... oh wait.

It's been done so many times I'm convinced this script was generated by a BL plot vending machine that got stuck on "generic."

The wildest part? The characters jump in and out of feelings so fast I thought my app was glitching. One second he's drooling over some other guy, and literally thirty seconds later he's apparently destined to fall in love with Mr. Love Coach #257?

What the actual f...?

Is this romance or speed-running emotional whiplash?

And the acting... oh dear. If overacting and underacting had a baby, and that baby was confused, sleepy, and vaguely annoyed to be alive, it would still deliver a more convincing performance than what we get here. Entire scenes feel like the actors were given directions on flashcards, but the flashcards were out of order.

Then there are the character choices-if you can call them choices.

In episode 1 or 2 (hard to tell; time stopped existing for me), one lead proudly drops the iconic line: "Don't you trust me?" Sir. He met you TEN minutes ago. Ten. Minutes. AGO.

Even Amazon packages take longer to arrive than it took him to expect full emotional loyalty.

I also foresee the legendary dead-fish kisses looming ahead-those kisses that make viewers check their pulse to make sure they're not the dead ones. The chemistry is so missing that I wouldn't be surprised if the next episode is sponsored by forensic teams trying to locate it.

And can we talk pacing? Imagine watching a show where every scene feels both too long and like nothing happens. Congratulations, you've unlocked Me and Thee. I've had more emotionally engaging experiences waiting for water to boil.

I gave it my best shot. I really did. But by the time I reached the inevitable "we're soulmates because the script says so" vibes, my soul had already left my body in self-defense. I'm dropping this, burying it, and never returning to the gravesite.

What a majestic, spectacular, unforgettable waste of time.

Thank you, I hated it.