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The self-righteous judgmentalism on MDL continues to amaze.
How many similar yakuza/politicians/corporate corruption movies does the Korean film industry think it can make before it's maxed out? I feel I've seen a hundred variations of what's going on here.
Can any Korean actor portray a character without smoking cigs as a crutch? All my favorite movies and actors are Korean, so I get to ask this.
Dropped at 1:03:00
More than anything else though, I was shocked by the low production values, which included that cheap, straight-to-video look of the final print that you only get with inexpensive cinematography onto whatever the current equivalent of what we used to know as a VHS tape is. Horrible.
And I know from snippets of other dramas I checked out because I liked an actor or actress who I learned to be in the show, that the cheap cinematography is the standard in the K-Drama world. These were dramas featuring major stars I knew of from the movies I'd seen. I watch lots of Korean/Japanese/Hong Konger/Taiwanese feature films, so I was shocked that these big stars were also doing cheap-ass TV dramas. I'd be horrified to see one of them in a mannequin kiss.
But the Asian film/drama industry is way different than here in the U.S.
The only Asian dramas I've watched are non-romantic, thriller-type shows commissioned by Netflix, which are all first-rate in quality.
I just don't get that it was SO important to have that particular actor in Cherry Magic, that the director compromised the integrity of his entire show so that he could include him. Why not just cast someone non-homophobic or closeted? But then, who knows what went into putting any show like that together, how the casting came about, etc.
Cherry Magic also annoyed me because the popping of the dude's "Cherry" near the end was glossed over as if unimportant. Jesus.
Who knows? Either way, nothing takes me out of a scene like a mannequin kiss and all its implications. The first time I saw a BL mannequin kiss after I discovered BL Land three and a half years ago, I truly was like "what the hell is going on?" lol
People below complain about short episodes, but I found myself wishing time would move faster. There's just nothing engaging or intriguing going on.
Akihiro keeps playing hard to get, but he keeps accepting slithery invitations and there's no real dramatic tension. We and the characters know exactly where this will end.
The "bitch" thing was supposed to be...funny? Sassy? It felt out of left field to me, and not in a good way. The assistant doesn't read as the kind of queen who would say that, so..wtf?
Finally, the mannequin kisses, designed to protect the ostensible, alleged straightness of the two J-pop idols, along with their marketability, ruin every scene in which they are resorted to. No one, anywhere on Earth, kisses like that. Fake mannequin kisses ("eeeeeewwwwww...don't move your lips! People might think we're gay!) are a direct insult to the audience.
Don't want to kiss a guy? Don't accept a role in a BL...bitch.
So, let me get this straight: You have repeatedly referred to the "Lust, Caution" sex scenes as "porn, utterly graphic, in-your-face crude, and gratuitous," yet now you claim you're not "offended" by them. Alrighty then...I guess twisting yourself into a pretzel reasoning like that allows you to both call out such scenes as a negative aspect of certain films AND enjoy watching all that naked sex at the same time. lol
Question: Why in the world do you not spell out words like "porn" and "sex?" Why are sex scenes a bad thing? You keep describing them as negative, yet you won't say why.
You're a childish, sexually repressed hypocrite.
I love that you're so pure you can't bring yourself to spell out the word "porn." lol
I was mostly on board with the first half, which gradually revealed more and more weirdness about the teacher and his past, but the entire second half with the festival decor and all the shootings was just...lame. I sat watching all this shoot-em-up, graphic gore while intermittently rolling my eyes and forcing myself to watch until the end; after all, I'd come that far, why not waste another 15 minutes?
The exact same act of violence was repeated what, 30 or 40 times? It just got monotonous. I guess Miike Takashi thought he was being clever and ironic or something. NOT. Maybe he thought that was the point: we're so used to this kind of killing (especially here in the U.S. with our daily mass killings by gun) that it ceases to have any significant impact. Whatever; it was stupid. MT often thinks his trash is meaningful. It's not.
Absolutely terrible. Highly not recommended. I'm going to give the first half an 8, the second half a zero and average things out at 4/10.
Don't bother.
Also guess what? White guys from the U.S. DID save Japan's ass after WW2. And the world has been better for it ever since. Get over it.
What do you have against sex? It is a part of every normal adult's life. Why does bare flesh and actors pretending to have sex scare you so? What is "gratuitous" about the scenes in this movie? Is it up to you to decide how much sex, if any, is just the right amount and thus, not gratuitous, or can you leave that up to the individual viewer to decide for themselves?
Finally, did you stop watching the film after the first sex scene or did you keep watching? I guess we know the answer, since you write of them in multiples, meaning you saw more than one. Why did you keep watching if you were so offended and outraged? Why didn't you stop right there?
It couldn't be that you're a hypocrite, could it?
Not even going to count the few tiny things I might have changed, as they are insignificant in the overall power of this moving and delightful film.
Highly, highly recommended. As with all good movies/dramas on MDL, this one is deeply underrated. Thus, I give it the rating it deserves, plus a tiny bonus to make it perfect:
10/10
It will be interesting to see how they wrap it up this week.