Ok, I see we have some new members this morning. Ahem, here we go. *taps on mic* (this one isn't working, go grab the other one, no... the other one) Ah yes, that's better.
🎤 Welcome friends! To all the newcomers who have arrived with zero expectations and now find themselves embroiled in this emotional conundrum, here is your welcoming message!
We provide a safe space to hear your questions, doubts, fears, anxiety attacks, and any other ailments caused by prolonged exposure to this admittedly sad story. We strongly advise you to try to separate fiction from reality, but we understand it's not really a feasible thing to do for many of our esteemed members, so we encourage you to join us as we try to navigate these troubled waters.
Recurrent questions will occasionally pop into your head, and as the days go by, they'll become more and more frequent. Questions such as "why him?", "why does it have to be this way?", "why is this character so frustrating?", "why isn't the ending different?", but don't be afraid to voice them as so many of us already have done in the past and will continue to do so. We are here to help you on this journey of enlightenment and personal growth, and hopefully, we can reach the end of the road with a bit more understanding and compassion, even if no less indignation, repudiation, and complete abrogation. We aim to provide you with a pleasant experience despite the many obstacles thrown our way. Thank you for your time. 🎤
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🎤 Welcome friends! To all the newcomers who have arrived with zero expectations and now find themselves embroiled in this emotional conundrum, here is your welcoming message!
We provide a safe space to hear your questions, doubts, fears, anxiety attacks, and any other ailments caused by prolonged exposure to this admittedly sad story. We strongly advise you to try to separate fiction from reality, but we understand it's not really a feasible thing to do for many of our esteemed members, so we encourage you to join us as we try to navigate these troubled waters.
Recurrent questions will occasionally pop into your head, and as the days go by, they'll become more and more frequent. Questions such as "why him?", "why does it have to be this way?", "why is this character so frustrating?", "why isn't the ending different?", but don't be afraid to voice them as so many of us already have done in the past and will continue to do so. We are here to help you on this journey of enlightenment and personal growth, and hopefully, we can reach the end of the road with a bit more understanding and compassion, even if no less indignation, repudiation, and complete abrogation. We aim to provide you with a pleasant experience despite the many obstacles thrown our way. Thank you for your time. 🎤