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Not what I was going for but you know what I am going to accept it because it aint wrong either!! 🤣🤣🤣

I drink and I know things

Pat was not a vampire with special powers and he hadnt seen his lover for a year so premature arrival was to be expected. I expect far more from my Vampy lovers

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The only gay in the village! (points to whoever gets this reference!)

I stand corrected.....5 bottles please sir! This old bitch needs a facelift!

you wasted it all looking at pictures of Joss's abs!

He gotta pull through with that Vamp stamina. We cant have not 2 pump chump around here. I better need an IV to rehydrate by the time we are done!

No im saying Neo the actor (I cant remember his name in Golden Blood) was clearing channeling his Boston persona when he did his waiter job that Tong then takes over.....Keep up woman!

Im sure he would suck Mark dry!

I did not and thats why its so freaking funny!

Tong is THIRSTY. Boy was an orphan, he couldnt even afford to look at men back then. He needs to be careful or he might be the one sucking people dry!

Attention seeking bitch SENT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we talk about how Tong got into university but thought a bloody mary was made with actual blood and not tomato juice. I get you dont know things until you learn them but some things just seem fairly obvious.......

Then my job here is done M'lady

On to the audience now.....Would you ever buy a product called Stem Cell Serum? Where exactly are you supposed to rub that and for why? 🧐

Let's move on to the Humans now. So Neo was CLEARLY being Boston when he worked the last waiter job given that they have rules specifically due to him. How much do you think he made in tips from his "extra" services?

Why is doing laundry the only safe thing for Tong to do?

Do we think the housekeeper at Mark's house is also a vamp or just a nice lady who happens to like vampires?

I am just teasing you my love. Trying to bring the fun back

Lets talk about Vampy things to ease the tension around here.

Do you think the vamps can smell any drop of human blood from a far away and through walls and stuff they way they did Tong's or only Tong's blood because it is so special?

Also, how many golden blood people do we think their are or is it like the slayer and one is born per generation with fancy blood?

Finally, can vampires smell each other or do they have to identify themselves as vamps some other way like with an ID card?

What are these lines of which you speak? How dare you suggest I use my brain to read between them! I shan't and you can't make me🧐🤣🤣🤣