Where do I submit my application for the Ministry of Salt and Strategic Operations? The benefits sound top…
LMAOOO .. I’m applying too! The Salt Ministry better have dental, retirement, and hazard pay,,, and I guess Grandma doesn’t do revenge… she does population control.
Let’s have some fun, fam! Waiting for the next episode to drop.
The Road to Splendor — how I see it as a government...
Our Girl — Ministry of Survival and Getting Shit Done Main responsibility: STAY ALIVE. Secondary responsibility: Solve everyone else’s problems....Giiiirl… save your own ass first,,,lol
Our Man — Ministry of Salt, Schemes and Strategic Operations Started as a commoner. Somehow became Minister of Salt, Logistics, Finance and whatever else makes him money — including our girl. Unofficially: CEO of the entire underground economy and the charismatic face of the state.
Grandma — Ministry of Murder and Family [[Honor]] Motto: “If they won't obey, eliminate the problem.” HR has officially stopped asking questions and started counting the dead maids.
Mrs. Yu — Ministry of Psychological Warfare Handles manipulation, intimidation and all kind of emotional damage....Nobody leaves her office mentally intact, especially her own son...
Betrayal Girl — Department of Bad Decisions and Questionable Loyalty Specializes in destroying lifelong friendships over men she barely knows.... Annual budget: ZERO common sense. Long-term agenda: We have absolutely no idea yet.
The Widow — Ministry of Secrets and Suspicious Activities Nobody knows what she knows,,,,,She probably knows what YOU know… lol.
Widow’s Brother — Ministry of Lies and Internal Affairs Official motto: “Believe me.” Immediate response from everyone: Absolutely NOT.....And yet… they STILL take down our girl.
Little Boy / ML’s Assistant — Ministry of Loyalty and Intelligence Tiny department. Massive contribution,,Cute, loyal and absolutely doing his job. BUT PLEASE… give our man some private time with our girl....
Salt Industry — Ministry of Finance, Logistics and Anything that brings money to the kingdom Production. Smuggling. Transportation. Money. Connections. Basically: if it makes money, our man is already involved.
Imperial Court — Ministry of Political Bullshit We haven't seen much of this department yet.....But there may be some hidden secrets waiting for our ML....
The Director — Ministry of Beautiful Visuals Mandate: Make every hallway, sunset and horse ride look expensive. Super mandate: KISS. CRAZY. SCENES.
The Writer — Ministry of Plot Mess and Life damage Make everyone suffer, then make us say:Okay… just ONE more episode....
The Viewers — Ministry of Criticism and National Obsession Official working hours: Whenever a new episode drops… and before… and after.
First department: AMAZING SHOW. LET’S DEFEND THIS WITH OUR LIVES. Second department: WHY DOES OUR ML HAVE ZERO TIME SENSE?!We want MORE of him. So what’s the solution?......LET’S START A WAR....
One family. One empire. One cute girl. One shady man. Approximately 47 crimes — all for female honor and SALT. Messy? Yes. Crazy? Absolutely. Do we love it? HELL YES.
Character Soundtrack — this is how my brain sees it so far 😂
Fam, add whatever you like! LOL
Our Girl: “I Will Survive” Our Man: “Way Down We Go” Grandma: “The Devil Within” Betrayal Girl: “traitor” Mrs. Yu: “Control” The Widow: “Seven Devils” Widow’s Brother: “Bad Liar” Boy / ML-Assistant: “Stand by Me” Family Hypocrisy: “Take Me to Church” Salt Industry: “Money, Money, Money” Beautiful Cinematography: “A Sky Full of Stars” Director: “A Moment Apart” Writer: “Dark Horse” Me: “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!”
Our man ain’t no prince, no general, no fairy-tale BS. He’s a commoner with an AGENDA, and somehow he’s looking fine as hell in those simple fits. That smart-ass smile? I’m SOLD....lol
GIRL… you can be jealous, petty, mad, whatever. But betrayal is one thing—betraying your best friend when her LIFE is on the line?! That’s a whole different level of LOW.
The Road to Splendor — how I see it as a government...
Our Girl — Ministry of Survival and Getting Shit Done
Main responsibility: STAY ALIVE.
Secondary responsibility: Solve everyone else’s problems....Giiiirl… save your own ass first,,,lol
Our Man — Ministry of Salt, Schemes and Strategic Operations
Started as a commoner. Somehow became Minister of Salt, Logistics, Finance and whatever else makes him money — including our girl.
Unofficially: CEO of the entire underground economy and the charismatic face of the state.
Grandma — Ministry of Murder and Family [[Honor]]
Motto: “If they won't obey, eliminate the problem.”
HR has officially stopped asking questions and started counting the dead maids.
Mrs. Yu — Ministry of Psychological Warfare
Handles manipulation, intimidation and all kind of emotional damage....Nobody leaves her office mentally intact, especially her own son...
Betrayal Girl — Department of Bad Decisions and Questionable Loyalty
Specializes in destroying lifelong friendships over men she barely knows....
Annual budget: ZERO common sense.
Long-term agenda: We have absolutely no idea yet.
The Widow — Ministry of Secrets and Suspicious Activities
Nobody knows what she knows,,,,,She probably knows what YOU know… lol.
Widow’s Brother — Ministry of Lies and Internal Affairs
Official motto: “Believe me.”
Immediate response from everyone: Absolutely NOT.....And yet… they STILL take down our girl.
Little Boy / ML’s Assistant — Ministry of Loyalty and Intelligence
Tiny department. Massive contribution,,Cute, loyal and absolutely doing his job.
BUT PLEASE… give our man some private time with our girl....
Salt Industry — Ministry of Finance, Logistics and Anything that brings money to the kingdom
Production. Smuggling. Transportation. Money. Connections.
Basically: if it makes money, our man is already involved.
Imperial Court — Ministry of Political Bullshit
We haven't seen much of this department yet.....But there may be some hidden secrets waiting for our ML....
The Director — Ministry of Beautiful Visuals
Mandate: Make every hallway, sunset and horse ride look expensive.
Super mandate: KISS. CRAZY. SCENES.
The Writer — Ministry of Plot Mess and Life damage
Make everyone suffer, then make us say:Okay… just ONE more episode....
The Viewers — Ministry of Criticism and National Obsession
Official working hours: Whenever a new episode drops… and before… and after.
First department: AMAZING SHOW. LET’S DEFEND THIS WITH OUR LIVES.
Second department: WHY DOES OUR ML HAVE ZERO TIME SENSE?!We want MORE of him.
So what’s the solution?......LET’S START A WAR....
One family. One empire. One cute girl. One shady man. Approximately 47 crimes — all for female honor and SALT.
Messy? Yes. Crazy? Absolutely. Do we love it? HELL YES.
Fam, add whatever you like! LOL
Our Girl: “I Will Survive”
Our Man: “Way Down We Go”
Grandma: “The Devil Within”
Betrayal Girl: “traitor”
Mrs. Yu: “Control”
The Widow: “Seven Devils”
Widow’s Brother: “Bad Liar”
Boy / ML-Assistant: “Stand by Me”
Family Hypocrisy: “Take Me to Church”
Salt Industry: “Money, Money, Money”
Beautiful Cinematography: “A Sky Full of Stars”
Director: “A Moment Apart”
Writer: “Dark Horse”
Me: “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!”
He’s a commoner with an AGENDA, and somehow he’s looking fine as hell in those simple fits. That smart-ass smile? I’m SOLD....lol
Meanwhile, this family is committing sins left, right, and CENTER to protect their precious “honor.”
LOVE this hypocrisy expose! The irony is DELICIOUS! 😂
The audacity is actually INSANE.