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An offer I couldn't refuse
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." The entire cast and crew must have put so much time and effort into their work in order to get here because this was excellence.
Acting:
The casting… THE CASTING. NO ONE could’ve played these men like these men played these men. Every. Last. One. I can’t imagine the work that the cast and directors put into this production but it was SO worth it if this is what came out the other side. Holy shit. BRAVO. I don’t have any notes on the acting. None. That was a treeeeeat.
Writing:
I honestly don’t see a fault here. Mafia shit is mafia shit and there was certainly lots of mafia shit. I’m sure people are butthurt by the dubcon but like, I’ve read worse. And it was rainbows and butterflies compared to a lot of the dark romance genre. Was there some cringe? Sure, sure. Nothing too bad, though. Everything flowed really well from one situation to the next. It didn’t feel like it was too scattered or too much despite the complexity of the story. The only thing I really wanted was more. Gimme that Kim and Porchay make-up scene. Gimme that next conflict Kinn and Porsche have to deal with. Gimme that future for Vegas and Pete. I crave more of this x 10000.
Chemsitry/Romance/Kissing:
TEEENNNS ACROSS THE BOARD. I mean… GOOD LORD the CHEMISTRY was WILD. How did they find these guys???? Who decided to pair them??? I want to KISS YOU whoever you are. This is a great romance story without a doubt in my mind I ate that shit up. The kissing brother… THE KISSING. There was plenty of it which I love to see because like obviously bitches be kissing when they want to in a relationship. SO GOOD.
NC Scenes:
……………………………… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I can’t even FUNCTION. That was WILD. I though Boss and Noeul had no boundaries… But these two took it to an ENTIRELY different level about 5000 miles above. I did not expect to see quite as many booty cheeks as I’ve seen in this show. WOW. They were amazing in those scenes. And the scenes themselves had INSANE shots, cinematography, and production. Every last detail made them the best NC scenes I have ever seen. BRAVO.
Production/Cinematography:
GORGEOUS. Every scene was clearly planned out and was expertly executed to create pieces of art. THE LIGHTING WAS INSANE. I loved every decision they made in this show. BRAVO. Production was amazing. Everything was done with care and precision to end up with this result. SO GOOD.
Side Couples:
Kim and Porchay deserve a make up scene fr. I want a tender hug at the very least. SOO CUTE. And it wasn’t jarring to see them next to the other couples. It just worked somehow. Vegas and Pete were interesting. Gotta love a toxic yaoi and they CERTAINLY nailed that. Really good shit all around. And more times than not I end up hating side couples tbh. I ate these other couples up though.
Music/SFX:
Music was solid. Well thought out and placed all around. A couple corny song placements but that’s fine, it is a drama after all. Mr. Satur gave us some good shit too because of course he did. What a guy. SFX were also good. Nothing stood out as wrong or out of place.
This was such a treat. Ya’ll had me scared with your mixed reviews. I have the first couple novels but I’ve been in Case File Compendium hell for a while so I haven’t gotten too reading KinnPorsche yet. Maybe one day. But I also don’t want them to ruin this story for me because this shit was SO GOOD. BRAVOOOOO.
Now, for some highlights from my SEVEN pages of notes:
- Maseratiiiii
- Damn, okay visuals
- Damn that was quite the crotch grab
- Feisty little guy
- Petes a little weirdo
- Okay now, calm down, Mr. Kinn
- What a beautiful little boyfailure
- LMAO galaxy brain product placement strategy
- This dumbass this absolute dumbass
- Tragic gay backstory?
- This shit so goofy lmao about 25 levels goofier than I expected
- Little bro Jeff Satur?????
- Lmao kid shooting for the stars casually asking for that
- Here comes the dubcon. Not as bad as I saw some people warned, but dubcon for sure
- Mr. Satur always so damn fiiiine istg
- I’m upset
- So we’re all upset, huh?
- If only Vegas wasn’t the devil incarnate that would’ve been real cute
- Eeeeee his little song so cute you’re doing great sweetie
- Kinny, are we accepting advice/criticism????? Good for you
- An apology???? Check the sky for pigs, bro
- Kinny thinks himself a man of nature lol
- Kinny… You little rascal
- Kinny…
- KINNNYYYY
- Fuck off, geezer. Let a gay boy live
- Fanboy x 100
- Mr. Wik, don’t play with baby’s heart too much
- Vegas a dirty liarrrr Ssssssssssnake
- Uh oh… Pete… No… This isn’t gonna end well for you baby
- Kinnyyyy
- KINNYYYYYY CUTE
- KINNYYYY WOAHHHH NOW
- Baby jammin 94.5 rn
- NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT GO BABY NOOOO
- The LIGHTING IS SO GOOD
- Another apology and this one real quick, we’re growing sweetie, good for you
- HOLY FUCK OKAY JESUS YA’LL ARE NUTS FOR THAT 100000000000000000/10
- Lmao not the sensual bread product placement
- JESUS CHRIST YA’LL
- The horny before the storm, I presume
- Not P’Google, the wingman lmao
- STOOOOOOP I’m losing my MIIIIIND they’re so CUUUUUUUTE
- NO ONE COULD PLAY THESE MEN LIKE THESE MEN FR
- It would be reeeeeeal embarrassing if homeboy didn’t love Wik…
- That shit was cute tho now kiss
- Not the phallic sculptute projectile LMAO
- CONFLICT ARISES
- I’m not usually one for a side couple, but Kim and Chay are cute as heck eeee got me gigglin
- Oh no… I hate it here
- WHY ARE WE REMINISCING
- Not the risky business jam sess
- Not the cutesy manipulation tactics
- Not the fake moans AHAHAHA
- Not the Korean cock block LMAOOO
- Not the potential for drunken voyeurism
- SSSSNAKES EVERYWHERE
- Oh my sweet summer child…
- THEY ARE SO PRECCIOUSSS
- THIS BITCH I NEED HIM GONE 15 YEARS AGO
- My boy living the DREEEAM
- I smell fried eggs and TROUBLE
- Kinn, Porsche, Mr. Kim… I can’t take the visuals if they all end up in one room together…
- AAAHH MR. KIMM IN A BLACK MUSCLE TANK WITH A GUN I’M ON MY KNEES
- Rest in eternal suffering, fr
- Oh poor Chay… Wait till you find out about Mr. Kim…
- This gonna be the INSANE Vegas x Pete hour we didn’t ask for?
- Ya’ll are both making good points here tbh… Kiss now pls?
- YAYYYYYY THANK YOU
- Not the post-reconciliation-fuck dutch oven
- Vegas english kinda… NO DON’T BE TEMPTED but.. Say that “what a load of bullshit” line again.. For research purposes… Stll a sliiiiimmmyyy icky nasty dirty evil little sssssnake
- Tankhun so silly so cuuuute
- Lil bro isn’t gonna like this turn of events…
- Bible was a translator for the novels??????
- Vegas reading Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke is interesting
- MR. KIM HOW DARE YOU MY SWEET LIL BABY IT’S GONNA BE OKAY
- HELICOPTER DOME???
- NO BABY GO DO THE INTERVIEW. DON’T LET THAT MAN KEEP YOU FROM YOUR DREAMS
- Oh my god that hedgehog is so cuuute
- Vegas using protection? Interesting…
- Well fuck okay ya’ll…
- Emotional hair change so real, Chay
- Oh no lil baby… You’re not in the headspace to experiment with drugs rn…
- No Mr. Kimmmmm no Chayyyy my babies
- Not his nice homemade meal
- Release a song for lil babyyyy
- The fanboy’s fanboy awwee
- I did not expect to see quite as many booty cheeks as I’ve seen in this show
- JESUS YOU GUYS YA’LL GOT NEGATIVE BOUNDARIES
- The fork fell out of my mouth during that scene jaw on the FLOOR, brother
- Foster I see I see
- Sorry I suspected you Mr. Papa’s bodyguard… Rest easy
- PORSCHEEE ON THE BATTLEFIELD AT THE READY
- Bitches love a crotch grab
- MR. KIIIIMMMM those bar kicks got me falling all over again
- WAIT WHAT WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE??????
- Only 20 MINUTES LEFT???
- That good good toxic yaoi
- I said TOXIC YAOI not TOXIC YAOI TRAGEDY. WAIT WHAT
- Oooooh baby looking FRESH in with that olive green blazer and that gold ring EEEEEEEEE
- THE RINGS THE SUITS THE KISS
- Release the song, Mr. Kim…
- EEEEEEEE YAYYY
- God DAMN Mr. Satur looking good in that black tee while cross-legged strumming that guitar on that balustrade pillar balcony with the city skyline in the background and greenery on the terrace GOD BLESS
- VEGAS IS ALIVE????
- NO I WANT MORE
- I CRAVE MOOORE
Acting:
The casting… THE CASTING. NO ONE could’ve played these men like these men played these men. Every. Last. One. I can’t imagine the work that the cast and directors put into this production but it was SO worth it if this is what came out the other side. Holy shit. BRAVO. I don’t have any notes on the acting. None. That was a treeeeeat.
Writing:
I honestly don’t see a fault here. Mafia shit is mafia shit and there was certainly lots of mafia shit. I’m sure people are butthurt by the dubcon but like, I’ve read worse. And it was rainbows and butterflies compared to a lot of the dark romance genre. Was there some cringe? Sure, sure. Nothing too bad, though. Everything flowed really well from one situation to the next. It didn’t feel like it was too scattered or too much despite the complexity of the story. The only thing I really wanted was more. Gimme that Kim and Porchay make-up scene. Gimme that next conflict Kinn and Porsche have to deal with. Gimme that future for Vegas and Pete. I crave more of this x 10000.
Chemsitry/Romance/Kissing:
TEEENNNS ACROSS THE BOARD. I mean… GOOD LORD the CHEMISTRY was WILD. How did they find these guys???? Who decided to pair them??? I want to KISS YOU whoever you are. This is a great romance story without a doubt in my mind I ate that shit up. The kissing brother… THE KISSING. There was plenty of it which I love to see because like obviously bitches be kissing when they want to in a relationship. SO GOOD.
NC Scenes:
……………………………… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I can’t even FUNCTION. That was WILD. I though Boss and Noeul had no boundaries… But these two took it to an ENTIRELY different level about 5000 miles above. I did not expect to see quite as many booty cheeks as I’ve seen in this show. WOW. They were amazing in those scenes. And the scenes themselves had INSANE shots, cinematography, and production. Every last detail made them the best NC scenes I have ever seen. BRAVO.
Production/Cinematography:
GORGEOUS. Every scene was clearly planned out and was expertly executed to create pieces of art. THE LIGHTING WAS INSANE. I loved every decision they made in this show. BRAVO. Production was amazing. Everything was done with care and precision to end up with this result. SO GOOD.
Side Couples:
Kim and Porchay deserve a make up scene fr. I want a tender hug at the very least. SOO CUTE. And it wasn’t jarring to see them next to the other couples. It just worked somehow. Vegas and Pete were interesting. Gotta love a toxic yaoi and they CERTAINLY nailed that. Really good shit all around. And more times than not I end up hating side couples tbh. I ate these other couples up though.
Music/SFX:
Music was solid. Well thought out and placed all around. A couple corny song placements but that’s fine, it is a drama after all. Mr. Satur gave us some good shit too because of course he did. What a guy. SFX were also good. Nothing stood out as wrong or out of place.
This was such a treat. Ya’ll had me scared with your mixed reviews. I have the first couple novels but I’ve been in Case File Compendium hell for a while so I haven’t gotten too reading KinnPorsche yet. Maybe one day. But I also don’t want them to ruin this story for me because this shit was SO GOOD. BRAVOOOOO.
Now, for some highlights from my SEVEN pages of notes:
- Maseratiiiii
- Damn, okay visuals
- Damn that was quite the crotch grab
- Feisty little guy
- Petes a little weirdo
- Okay now, calm down, Mr. Kinn
- What a beautiful little boyfailure
- LMAO galaxy brain product placement strategy
- This dumbass this absolute dumbass
- Tragic gay backstory?
- This shit so goofy lmao about 25 levels goofier than I expected
- Little bro Jeff Satur?????
- Lmao kid shooting for the stars casually asking for that
- Here comes the dubcon. Not as bad as I saw some people warned, but dubcon for sure
- Mr. Satur always so damn fiiiine istg
- I’m upset
- So we’re all upset, huh?
- If only Vegas wasn’t the devil incarnate that would’ve been real cute
- Eeeeee his little song so cute you’re doing great sweetie
- Kinny, are we accepting advice/criticism????? Good for you
- An apology???? Check the sky for pigs, bro
- Kinny thinks himself a man of nature lol
- Kinny… You little rascal
- Kinny…
- KINNNYYYY
- Fuck off, geezer. Let a gay boy live
- Fanboy x 100
- Mr. Wik, don’t play with baby’s heart too much
- Vegas a dirty liarrrr Ssssssssssnake
- Uh oh… Pete… No… This isn’t gonna end well for you baby
- Kinnyyyy
- KINNYYYYYY CUTE
- KINNYYYY WOAHHHH NOW
- Baby jammin 94.5 rn
- NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT GO BABY NOOOO
- The LIGHTING IS SO GOOD
- Another apology and this one real quick, we’re growing sweetie, good for you
- HOLY FUCK OKAY JESUS YA’LL ARE NUTS FOR THAT 100000000000000000/10
- Lmao not the sensual bread product placement
- JESUS CHRIST YA’LL
- The horny before the storm, I presume
- Not P’Google, the wingman lmao
- STOOOOOOP I’m losing my MIIIIIND they’re so CUUUUUUUTE
- NO ONE COULD PLAY THESE MEN LIKE THESE MEN FR
- It would be reeeeeeal embarrassing if homeboy didn’t love Wik…
- That shit was cute tho now kiss
- Not the phallic sculptute projectile LMAO
- CONFLICT ARISES
- I’m not usually one for a side couple, but Kim and Chay are cute as heck eeee got me gigglin
- Oh no… I hate it here
- WHY ARE WE REMINISCING
- Not the risky business jam sess
- Not the cutesy manipulation tactics
- Not the fake moans AHAHAHA
- Not the Korean cock block LMAOOO
- Not the potential for drunken voyeurism
- SSSSNAKES EVERYWHERE
- Oh my sweet summer child…
- THEY ARE SO PRECCIOUSSS
- THIS BITCH I NEED HIM GONE 15 YEARS AGO
- My boy living the DREEEAM
- I smell fried eggs and TROUBLE
- Kinn, Porsche, Mr. Kim… I can’t take the visuals if they all end up in one room together…
- AAAHH MR. KIMM IN A BLACK MUSCLE TANK WITH A GUN I’M ON MY KNEES
- Rest in eternal suffering, fr
- Oh poor Chay… Wait till you find out about Mr. Kim…
- This gonna be the INSANE Vegas x Pete hour we didn’t ask for?
- Ya’ll are both making good points here tbh… Kiss now pls?
- YAYYYYYY THANK YOU
- Not the post-reconciliation-fuck dutch oven
- Vegas english kinda… NO DON’T BE TEMPTED but.. Say that “what a load of bullshit” line again.. For research purposes… Stll a sliiiiimmmyyy icky nasty dirty evil little sssssnake
- Tankhun so silly so cuuuute
- Lil bro isn’t gonna like this turn of events…
- Bible was a translator for the novels??????
- Vegas reading Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke is interesting
- MR. KIM HOW DARE YOU MY SWEET LIL BABY IT’S GONNA BE OKAY
- HELICOPTER DOME???
- NO BABY GO DO THE INTERVIEW. DON’T LET THAT MAN KEEP YOU FROM YOUR DREAMS
- Oh my god that hedgehog is so cuuute
- Vegas using protection? Interesting…
- Well fuck okay ya’ll…
- Emotional hair change so real, Chay
- Oh no lil baby… You’re not in the headspace to experiment with drugs rn…
- No Mr. Kimmmmm no Chayyyy my babies
- Not his nice homemade meal
- Release a song for lil babyyyy
- The fanboy’s fanboy awwee
- I did not expect to see quite as many booty cheeks as I’ve seen in this show
- JESUS YOU GUYS YA’LL GOT NEGATIVE BOUNDARIES
- The fork fell out of my mouth during that scene jaw on the FLOOR, brother
- Foster I see I see
- Sorry I suspected you Mr. Papa’s bodyguard… Rest easy
- PORSCHEEE ON THE BATTLEFIELD AT THE READY
- Bitches love a crotch grab
- MR. KIIIIMMMM those bar kicks got me falling all over again
- WAIT WHAT WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE??????
- Only 20 MINUTES LEFT???
- That good good toxic yaoi
- I said TOXIC YAOI not TOXIC YAOI TRAGEDY. WAIT WHAT
- Oooooh baby looking FRESH in with that olive green blazer and that gold ring EEEEEEEEE
- THE RINGS THE SUITS THE KISS
- Release the song, Mr. Kim…
- EEEEEEEE YAYYY
- God DAMN Mr. Satur looking good in that black tee while cross-legged strumming that guitar on that balustrade pillar balcony with the city skyline in the background and greenery on the terrace GOD BLESS
- VEGAS IS ALIVE????
- NO I WANT MORE
- I CRAVE MOOORE
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