rhidawn

I went into this having only seen the poster of them getting married, so my naive, optimistic self popped a bottle of champagne and pressed play with a smile plastered on my face... Then I uncontrolably sobbed for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT

Not a review, I can't handle that right now. Just a venting session:

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. WHERE IS THE REST. WHERE IS MY DIET DR MOTHER FUCKING KELP. I NEED IT. NOW.

I was NOT prepared. NOBODY prepared me. I feel slighted. I am inconsolable.

Even though I know my boy is okay, I AM NOT. That was painful. Even if I knew the drama logic of him definitely not being gone, I still felt it. I STILL FEEL IT.

Ya'll really had me thinking I was gonna get a lovery dovey wedding... YA'LL REALLY HAD ME YOU GOT ME ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????? DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES???? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED????

Don’t touch me.

Shit was good, though. Not sure how to feel anymore.

Reaching a state of emptiness as I write this.

Do not contact me.

Leave me to my sorrows.


Update:

A good night's sleep did not help as much as I would have hoped. The silly little rom-com I'm watching is not helping as much as I would have hoped. GIVE ME THE REST OF THE STORY.