Betweensunandsea

The storyline? BABE. It was giving car crash in slow motion, vampire in Crocs, Twilight if it were written during a sugar crash — and yet here I am, invested like a clown with premium seating.

And that MAIN LEAD???
A radioactive red flag dipped in immortal thirst-trap sauce.
I swear he walked on screen and my brain went:
“I HATE YOU.”
“I LOVE YOU.”
“I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU.”
“I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER AND ALSO A HUG.”
The emotional whiplash is insane. I need therapy, financial compensation, and possibly an intervention.

The pacing??? LMAO PLEASE.
Half the time it was doing parkour like it was running from debt collectors, and the other half it lagged like my WiFi during a monsoon. CHOOSE A SPEED, YOUR HONOR.

World-building? Don’t get me started.
They served crumbs. CRUMBS. Not even the good soft crumbs — the dry, corner-of-the-cookie crumbs you give to pigeons.
HELLO?? I am a lore-goblin. I need FEASTS. I need MYTHOLOGY. I need WHY IS HE IMMORTAL AND ONE'S ALSO SAD ALL THE TIME???

And yet…
And yet…

6.5/10.
Because it irritated me, entertained me, and emotionally violated me in a way I cannot explain.

Would I watch it again?
Absolutely not.
I value my mental health.
But also… I might hate-rewatch a few scenes because I’m weak and stupid and Boun looked hot TT TT.